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FFVII Bloopers Part III!
From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/8/2004 10:54:43 PM | Message Detail
Yes believe it or not this the third blooper topic in a row.....I
don't know what to say....Just come on in make a blooper or two and just have
fun and enjoy the laughs
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From: RRx3 | Posted: 8/8/2004 11:11:07 PM | Message Detail
(In Wutai)
Cid:Hey!! Where the **** is that little ***** who stole all our ****ing
Materia?!
Cloud: We should split up...Tifa and Barret will check the
Inn...NO, Barret, hands OFF! Ok..and
Nanaki (Red XIII) and Cid will check the shops. Me and....umm....hmm....oh!
Vincent and I will take a peek at the Shrine over there.
Director: Um..Cloud, you haven't opened the safe and defeated Lost Number yet.
Cloud: Ok...and the importance in that is...?
Director: You can't have Vincent yet...
Cloud: **** you and your complications! I'm taking Vincent!! *Looks over to the
road to see Yuffie hiding behind a barrel* You there! What's your name???
Yuffie: Um...(I should make up a fake name, but then he'll expect that, so I
should use my real name! Or maybe he's expecting me to expect that he expects me
to make up a fake name, so he REALLY wants me to use my real name..or maybe...-)
Cloud: Hello?! Are you there??
Yuffie: My name is Yuffie.
Cloud:Yuffie?!?....Interesting name. Come here a second.
*Puts Yuffie into a Vincent suit and gives her Nerf guns*
Cloud: Hah! Who said I can't have Vincent! Eh? EH?
(Tifa and Barret walk up to Cloud)
Tifa:Hey Cloud!
Barret: We searched the Inn, every
single room! No Yuffie...but we did find two people...er...well, anyways, where
are the others?
(Cid and Nanaki walk up)
Cid: ****ing ***** was nowhere in site! This is ****ing bull****! You hear me?!
Nanaki: Say , Cloud, who's that with you?
Cloud: Oh, this nice lady named Yuffie volunteered to play the role of Vincent
for me so I could have a partner to go with me!
Everyone:"..."
The End.
>_> I know it's not very funny, but I never was very funny, gave this a lame
attempt of a joke, but ah well. Besides, I only really put about 6 minutes into
this...next time I'll try to make a better one. <_<
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through: Three. [[ Final Fantasy Seven owns j00 ]]
From: Cambrios | Posted: 8/8/2004 11:13:13 PM | Message Detail
d00d in black: come to the reunion
cloud: a yes, a reunion is A gathering of the members of a group who have been
separated, It's a very simple concept.
d00d in black:........
Director: you sure picked a great time to get smart you dumbass (crying)
cloud: is the director OK?
d00d in black:......, I need a new job....
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currently playing: whatever the **** I feel like at the time
From: RRx3 | Posted: 8/8/2004 11:13:40 PM | Message Detail
Critics should be coming any minute now... *waits*
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through: Three. [[ Final Fantasy Seven owns j00 ]]
From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/8/2004 11:17:09 PM | Message Detail
Pretty good RRx3.....I just noticed something, almost all of the
bloopers have Cloud as a dumbass. hmm interesting.......
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From: niels | Posted: 8/8/2004 11:40:39 PM | Message Detail
the group and the director have a day off and go to a amusment park
cloud goes to a merry-go-round
cloud(sitting on the merry-go-round):WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM SCARED IT GOES SO
FAST WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
director: i dont know a single word to discribe that
*cloud comes out of the merry go round tosses up on the director and falls dead
on the spot*
all:O_O
director: **********
*barret uses a phoenix down on cloud*
then they go in the roller coaster
*loud: i want to go in too!
all:NOOOOOOOOOO!
*cloud ingnores them and goes into the rollercoaster*
when he comes out he starts tossing up evrywhere his eyealls start spinning
around at high speed and lastley his head explodes
*barret uses another phoenix down on him*
as cloud stands up he says: i wanna go again!
THE END
stupid i know but it was only 5 minutes work and it is my first blooper
From: RRx3 | Posted: 8/8/2004 11:44:47 PM | Message Detail
O_o. Well, first off, why is Cloud always the victim of stupidity
in these bloopers?? Of course, I did it too in mine, but meh. Also, it wasn't
HORRIBLY bad...just some punctuation/spelling problems =).
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Final Fantasy games beaten: FF1, FF2, FF6, FF7,FF8, FF9,
FFX & X-2. Currently playing: FF:CC, FFTA, FFXI
From: Soren Kier | Posted: 8/8/2004 11:53:43 PM | Message Detail
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From: Soren Kier | Posted: 8/8/2004 11:56:01 PM | Message Detail
That came to me in a dream, after read your bloopers, thanks for
the memories everyone!
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From: excelerator3F | Posted: 8/9/2004 12:11:06 AM | Message Detail
I wouldn't dare say it was "your" topic, even though you created
it....you barely pay attention to it, and you posted like...5 messages total. So
meh, technically it IS your topic, but, then again, you would of let it rot
instead of carry it on >_<.
Emma's Translation: You are an asshat. This is not your topic. **** off. Have a
nice day....
I made it, the sn of "topic creator" belongs to me, I posted various bloopers at
the beginning and would have posted more, but I have little time for this board,
hence the lack of posts on my behalf.
Jimmy's translation: You are a stuck up *****. It was my topic. Shut the ****
up. Have a nice day.
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Member in TCoO and President of the Ex Academy
From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/9/2004 12:13:29 AM | Message Detail
Hey Ex congrats on your 500 topic...........
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From: excelerator3F | Posted: 8/9/2004 12:16:51 AM | Message Detail
Aye, thanks Talic. I'll be sure to try and post more in this one,
if I ever get around to it.
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Member in TCoO and President of the Ex Academy
From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/9/2004 12:18:31 AM | Message Detail
Alright, looking forward to it. I'll be busy here too. Might not
post a lot...not sure though
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From: RRx3 | Posted: 8/9/2004 12:28:47 AM | Message Detail
(continued from last blooper I created)
All: "..."
Cloud: No way! You mean Yuffie tricked me by impostering Vincent?! Nooo!!
Tifa: Surprised? Nah..
(Cloud leaps onto "Vincent" and they topple to the ground)
Cloud: How the hell did you trick me?! It's so obvious now...
Yuffie (still dressed as Vincent): What do you mean..? What's obvious? I really
AM Vincent...
Cloud: Oh, okay.
(Nanaki leaps at Yuffie and rips off the Vincent clothing)
Cloud: Vincent! You're...You're...a girl!?
Yuffie: ....Yeah, yup, uh-huh! *Runs off*
Barret: nice going Cloud! We lost her AGAIN!
Cloud: Oh....that was Yuffie? Oh well, I'm hungry...let's head to the
restaurant...
(At the restaurant)
Cid: Where the **** is our food?! ****ing lousy service!
Cloud: I'll go to the manager's office and tell him what dumbasses his crew is!
Tifa: Oh, the irony...
(Cloud steps into the Manager's office to find the Manager, who happens to be
Don Cornio, and Aeris, making love)
Cloud: What the..?! Aeris?! Where have you been??
Aeris: Um...um...the Don threatened to kill me if I didn't do it! Yeah..that's
it!
(Sephy appears , swooping down and stabbing Aeris with his sword)
Sephy: Muahahah!! She. Is. DEAD! AHAHAHHA!!
Cloud: Dude, back off, that wasn't supposed to happen until we reached the City
of Ancients!
Sephy: Uh...oops? (Disappears)
(Cloud carries Aeris' dead body to the others)
Cloud: Look what happened...to Aeris...I'll never forgive Sephiroth..he didn't
even....make her bleed...
Cid: Well, **** it, that's bad news. But I do have some good news!
Cloud: You found Yuffie?!
Cid: No, even better! I saved loads of money on car insurance by switching to
Geico!
Barret: Dude, we don't have cars...
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Final Fantasy games beaten: FF1, FF2, FF6, FF7,FF8, FF9,
FFX & X-2. Currently playing: FF:CC, FFTA, FFXI
From: RRx3 | Posted: 8/9/2004 12:30:39 AM | Message Detail
All right, all right, FINE. It was YOUR topic. *walks off mumbling*
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FFX & X-2. Currently playing: FF:CC, FFTA, FFXI
From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 8/9/2004 12:51:26 AM | Message Detail
(Wutai Area)
Yuffie: "Hey, it gets dangerous from now on. You'd better follow me!"
Cloud: "C'mon Yuffie. You're the last person I'd follow. Besides, it's not like
there's any Materia Hunters around here."
Yuffie: "No, no, NO, I know this area pretty well. It would be wise if you..."
Cloud: "Okay, fine. What's this spot called?"
Yuffie: "Ummm...uh.....y'see....hmmm...."
Barret: "******* 'round ******! I knew you was up to somethings!!!"
Aeris: "Barret, you can't even trust a Chocobo."
Barret: "And jes' wat's that supposed to MEAN?!! You workin' for teh Shinra?"
Aeris: "NO! See what I mean?"
Barret: "Nay. Hence, that's why I done sayeth 'And jes' wat's that supposed to
MEAN?!!' Jeez!"
Cloud: "Honestly, who translates Barret's text? If that's supposed to be Corel's
dialect, sue me."
Yuffie: "Hey, old guys! Pay attention to me, and let's go!"
Barret: "You best be stopping that, Yuff-fay! I dinnae want yo mama piercin' my
******* ears!"
Everyone: ???
Barret: "Refrane from yo's doing dat! I got the lowdown that ye're all frum da
Ra of Shin!"
Barret: "DIE YOU Brutha **********!"
*shoots wildly*
Shinra Attack Squad: "Ugh!"
*drops dead*
Cloud: "Three cheers for Barret! Hip-hip...HURRAY!"
Barret: "Wut you be gabbin about, f00!?!! You workin' for teh ShIn-Ru?!!!"
Cloud: "You know that I once was in SOLDIER, Barret..."
Aeris: "(Cloud, now's not the time to be saying anything...)"
Barret: "Hay, wut da ********?!! All of yo's Material be gun!"
Cloud: "You're right. Who did this to us?"
Aeris: "I-I-I dunno."
*starts pickpocketing Cloud*
Yuffie: "Hey! What's the big idea?!!!"
Aeris: "Stop treating Materia like weapons! They have their own conscience!!!!!"
*runs to Wutai's Beaches*
Aeris: "Be free, Ancient orbs of Light! Find thy way into pure happiness!"
*chucks Materia in sea*
BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Aeris: "Ahhh! What happened?!"
Cloud: *sigh* "No Materia Game, anyone?"
Yuffie: "Fine with me."
Barret: "******* ****** ******* ********?"
Aeris: "Yup, that sounds good."
If any of you found this funny, you should probly get checked out by a
shrink.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/9/2004 1:41:26 AM | Message Detail
Barret: "Refrane from yo's doing dat! I got the lowdown that ye're
all frum da Ra of Shin!"
"da Ra of Shin"....priceless........
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From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 8/9/2004 8:16:55 AM | Message Detail
From: niels | Posted: 8/9/2004 7:40:39 AM | Message Detail
the group and the director have a day off and go to a amusment park
cloud goes to a merry-go-round
cloud(sitting on the merry-go-round):WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM SCARED IT GOES SO
FAST WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
director: i dont know a single word to discribe that
*cloud comes out of the merry go round tosses up on the director and falls dead
on the spot*
all:O_O
director: **********
*barret uses a phoenix down on cloud*
then they go in the roller coaster
*loud: i want to go in too!
all:NOOOOOOOOOO!
*cloud ingnores them and goes into the rollercoaster*
when he comes out he starts tossing up evrywhere his eyealls start spinning
around at high speed and lastley his head explodes
*barret uses another phoenix down on him*
as cloud stands up he says: i wanna go again!
THE END
stupid i know but it was only 5 minutes work and it is my first blooper
O_O
Ok....
*Goes and hides in closet*
*Checks for Clouds that have been on rollercoaster rides lately*
.........LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLILOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
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From: Chaotic Warrior | Posted: 8/9/2004 8:24:24 AM | Message Detail
at least htere is a new blooper topic.
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From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 8/9/2004 8:34:13 AM | Message Detail
Sorry about the double post, but I have another blooper, and no
it's not a Yu-Gi-Oh type blooper.
*Random scene, when Cloud makes an ass out of himself*
Cloud:......
Cid: *Shoves a Javelin up Cloud's ass*
Cloud:*Turns around* Hey, Cid, did you just shove a Javelin up my ass?
Cid: No.
Cloud: Okay, just making sure. *Turns back around*
Aeris: *Whacks Cloud's leg off him with her staff*
Cloud: *Hops around on one foot* Hey, Aeris, did you just use your staff to
break my leg off?
Aeris: No.
Cloud: Okay, just making sure. *Turns back around*
Vincent: *Shoots Cloud's ear off*
Cloud:*Turns around* Hey, Vincent, did you just shoot my ear off?
Vincent: No.
Cloud: Okay, just making sure. *Turns back around*
Director: Man, what an asshat...
Yuffie:*Sticks a Shuriken into Cloud's neck*
Cloud:*Turns around* Hey, Yuffie, did you just shove a Shuriken into my neck?
Yuffie: No.
Cloud: Okay, just making sure. *Turns back around*
Barret: *Shoots Cloud's arm off*
Cloud: Barret, did you just shoot my arm off?
Barret: No.
Cloud: Okay, just making sure. *Turns back around*
Red/Nanaki: *Bites Cloud in the Balls*
Cloud:*Looks down* Nanaki, did you just bite me in the balls?
Red/Nanaki: No.
Cloud: Okay, just making sure. *Stabs self* Hey, did I just stab myself?
FF7 Crew: No.
Cloud: Okay, just making sure.
Director: *Uses an elixer on Cloud* Gotta lov'em
I know, it sucked.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/9/2004 3:52:22 PM | Message Detail
I'm gonna take a break...
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Whoever marks this post for moderation is a bastard.
From: Cambrios | Posted: 8/9/2004 4:02:04 PM | Message Detail
cloud: so bunhenganin, (or however the hell you spell it)
are you reallyRedXIII's grandpa?
bunhenganin: >_> <_< yep
cloud: so, ummm, was she good?
bunhenganin: ....who?
cloud: Dogboy's grandma ~_O
bunhenganin: let me just say that....
>_>
<_<
once you've had dog, you'll never try frog.
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LINK>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SEPHIROTH
From: JimmyLstyles | Posted: 8/9/2004 4:08:42 PM | Message Detail
Barret: Just remember Marlene, while im gone, i want you to
remember to stay in milk, drink your school, dont do sleep, get your 8 hrs of
drugs, and eat your dogfood.
Tifa: Barret, are you sure you dont double as another famous movie/cartoon
persona?
Barret: Cut the jibba jabba
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Sabin: But of course! You think a minor thing like the end of the world was
going to do me in? -ff6
From: OmegaSephiroth2 | Posted: 8/9/2004 4:36:54 PM | Message Detail
(Scene in Nibel, Cloud's past)
Cloud as a Kid: boy am i bored...
Tifa as a kid: Hello there im from Next door, my name is RTifa.. You wanna see
something Cool?
Cloud as a kid: What can possibly be so cool around here?
Tifa as a kid: Its in Mt. Nibel, its
really freak, Like some alien from outer Space!
Cloud as a kid: An alien, woah... Show me!
(Both of them sneaks to mount Nibel and enters Jenova's Chamber)
Tifa as a kid: what is it?
Cloud as a kid: Its so freaky, and ugly with big veiny blue breast.
Tifa as a Kid: I dare you to touch it!
Cloud as a kid: What do you think i am scared?
Tifa as a Kid: COme on Touch it Cloud!
Cloud as a kid: okay just stop whining.
(CLoud climbs the ladder over the tank containing Jenova)
(Cloud reaches down)
Cloud as a kid: it feels all gooie and slimy.
(Tifa comes from behind)
Tifa as a kid: Poke its eye or something
(Cloud pokes eye)
(Jenova's Head falls off, all of a sudden an unusual mako surge occurs in
Sephiroth's Pod)
Tifa as a kid: Do me a favor cloud, Touch its breast and tell me what it feels
like.
(Cloud sighs...)
Cloud as a kid: no way! im not perverted like you!
Tifa as a Kid: cloud plzzzzz
(Cloud sighs again...)
(CLoud reaches in deeper this time, but this time his hand felt something
sticky)
Cloud as a kid: hey! my hand is stuck!, i cant get it out!
Tifa as a Kid: FOOLED U! hahaha,
(Tifa pushes cloud into Jenova's Pod)
(Screen flashes)
CLoud Tellin story in Kalm
Cloud: And that is what happened...
Tifa: BULL****
Cloud: Its true!, I remember you!!!!
Tifa: NOOO I pushed you in before your hand got stuck!
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"You will now shed tears in scarlet."- Vicious
Sit down! Shut up! And stare at her ass for 15 seconds.
From: Deadly Apocalse1590 | Posted: 8/9/2004 4:47:08 PM | Message Detail
lol...I liked BH's & OS's a lot! ^^
I'll make some after I get some sleep!
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Legendary Wolf God Fenrir & Prinny Of The Spiran Voodoo Lounge
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/9/2004 4:48:27 PM | Message Detail
The next blooper topic started already? okay. I'll post one as soon
as I can think one up....
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I'm not crazy! Or mental! Or insane! Or out of my mind! I prefer the term,
"Eccentric".
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/11/2004 4:34:00 AM | Message Detail
Bumping my as off
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I'm not crazy! Or mental! Or insane! Or out of my mind! I prefer the term,
"Eccentric".
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/11/2004 10:33:43 AM | Message Detail
I think I have a blooper.... hold on...
Cloud: Where's my sword?
Barret: On your back.
Cloud: No, it's not. Where's my sword?
Tifa: Cloud, it's right here on your back!
Cloud: Goddamit, no it's not! Where's my sword?
Red: Cloud? Have you even checked your back?
Cloud: Yes, and it's not there! Where is it!
Vincent: Well, where was the last place you saw it?
Cloud: Right where it should have been. Now... WHERE IS IT???
Aeris: Oh, come on, all of you. Cloud, it's in your pants.
Cloud: Thanks.*sticks hand in pants* Yeah. That feels good. Ahhhh.
Sucks, huh?
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100101101110100011110101001011011000101100100101100110101010010101100111
00011111101010 -It means, I forgot how to speak binary.
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/11/2004 6:16:38 PM | Message Detail
At Don's mansion...
Cloud kisses Don.
Tifa: *barges in* "Cloud, did you just..."
Cloud: "You, shut up. I can do anything I want. Its a free country."
Tifa: "Midgar isn't free, you idiot. Shinra is in it."
Cloud: "Oh, yeah... Well, I can just kill Shinra someday and forget about it."
Tifa: "What are you? A Don fan?"
Cloud: "Sorry, I don't watch Pokemon, MILTANK!"
Tifa: "I'm Miltank? Okay." *uses Rollout*
Cloud: *gets hit and flies off* "Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!"
Tifa: "Jesus Christ, its hot in here!" *uses Milk Drink*
Note to everyone: No, I don't watch Pokemon. I remember it. I used to watch it.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/12/2004 6:12:37 AM | Message Detail
ROFL!! That was great. I'm stll laughing.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/12/2004 6:29:07 AM | Message Detail
LMAO! Funny stuff yoohoo.....I'll try and think of one later
tonight
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From: The PS2 Gamer | Posted: 8/12/2004 4:09:00 PM | Message Detail
Ha ha! Funny stuff.
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"It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool." Haruko, FLCL
From: savvykate | Posted: 8/13/2004 1:46:07 AM | Message Detail
Note: Really long.
I actually do have over 3,000,000 gil in my game $_$ And I don't know what to do
with it. {This means thought} and [This means directly after the first line].
Gil Troubles, Part One
Cloud: Dude.
Red XIII: What?
Cloud: We officially have...3,000,000 gil!
Yuffie: $_$
Red XIII: DUDE!
Cait Sith: Wow. {Actually, I have more than that. I know where Rufus keeps his
money. I love connections.}
Cloud: Exactly. But what should we do with it?
Tifa: We already bought the Villa...
Barret: Beat dat Shin to da Ra...[All: @_@]
Vincent: ...Bought every weapon available...{Like this one. BAM!}
Cloud: OW! Vincent, did you shoot me?
Vincent: No.
Cloud: Okay.
Yuffie: *sigh* {I. Want. That. GIL!}
Vincent:...*glare badass-ly* {Sucker!}
Cid:...And we bought every goddamned @#%&@&%#& piece of %&@#%&@%@ armor.
Yuffie: Hmmm...{GIVE IT TO ME!!!}
Cloud: Plus, we already have 6 maxed Golden Chocobos...
Cait Sith: We shouldn't blow it all on the Golden Saucer... {Actually, we
should. I know where Dio keeps the Golden Saucer money. I love connections.}
Tifa: We have every limit break...
Barret: We beat da R to da Uby and da Em to da Rald. [All: x_X]
Red XIII: And we have every materia...
Yuffie: True, true...{And all that materia will be mine. BUT I WANT THAT GIL!}
Cloud: ...Wait...I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
Yuffie: Wow. {Good for you. Gil. Yuffie's. Yuffie's gil. There's your idea.}
Vincent: That's a first.
Cloud: *glare*
Vincent: *ultra badass gunman Turk glare of DOOM*
Cloud: *whimper* I AGREE!
Vincent: ... *resumes regular glare* {Pansy.}
Cloud: Okay, so my idea is...We throw it all at Sephiroth! I mean, we have
nothing else to do with it, and it might do some damage!
Tifa: Nothing better to do.
Red XIII: Yeah, sure.
Cid. &%#&@#%&#&@@%#. Fine.
Barret: Yea, sure, foo'! [Cloud: {Okay, now he's just blatantly ripping off Mr.T.}]
Cait Sith: Okay, let's. {Actually, it's a good idea. I know where Sephiroth
keeps his gil. I love connections.}
Yuffie: ...{NOOOOOOOOOO! ALL THE WASTED GIL!}
Vincent: Whatever.
Squall: YOU STOLE MY LINE!
Vincent: BRING IT, PUNK! *start beating each other up*
All: o_O
Cloud: O_o Yeah. All in favor say I!
All except Yuffie: I!
Cloud: What's wrong, Yuffie?
Yuffie: ...{I WANT THE GIL! GIVE IT TO MEEEEEE!}
Cloud: Yuffie?
Yuffie: ...Idon'tcareatallit'snothinggoon! Teehee!
All except Yuffie/Cloud: ...{Wimp.}
Cloud: Okay then! Let us go! *trips* Ow.
Vincent: *has thoroughly decapitated Squall* *throws him over the nearest
mountain* AND DON'T COME BACK!
All: ..."O_O"
Vincent: ...*glares* {Morons.}
I'll continue this later ^^
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Blarg I am dead!
Urge to destroy world rising...
From: savvykate | Posted: 8/13/2004 2:56:56 AM | Message Detail
^^^Continued....
Gil Troubles, Part Two
*All have finally made it to Sephy*
Tifa: Never... *pant* again...*pant*
Cid: &$%&@$%&$&$%&@$%&@&$%$&@&-I'd curse more but I'm out of breath...
Barret: And whose wiseass idea was it to equip da Enemy Lure materia?!
Cloud: Mine!
All: ...{Dumbass.}
Red XIII: *collapses* Tired...
Cait Sith: Uh...I'm so tired? {Actually, I'm not. I'm wearing the Shinra
Tiredness Protection Shoes, which I got from the prototype vault. I love
connections.}
Yuffie: *panting* But you're stuffed...you can't be tired...{GIVE ME THE GODDAMN
GIL ALREADY!}
Cait Sith:...Yeahthere'sthat. {Actually, I never would have gotten this body if
I hadn't worked for Shinra. I know where Shinra keeps all their secret,
employee-only stuff. I love connections.}
Vincent: ...*glares* {I'm bored...Oooh! BAM!}
Cloud: OW!
Vincent: I DID NOTHING!
Cloud: Okay.
All:...{Idiot.}
*suddenly, a certain figure appears*
Cloud: IT'S SEPHIROTH!
All: {No way! I don't believe it. Dumbass.}
Sephiroth: Blahblahblah clones blahblah Jenova blahblahblahblah planet blahblah
Lifestream...
Red XIII: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Tifa: THE PHILOSOPHY! IT BURNSSSSSSSSSS!
Cait Sith: Yeah. Ow. {Actually, it doesn't hurt. I have Super Sound Reductioners,
which I got from the Shinra prototype vault. I love connections.}
Cloud: *clutching ears* Now's a good a time as any to throw it...
Sephiroth: Blahblahblahblah Hojo blahblah Cetra blahblahblahblah Ancients
blahblahblahblah the Honeybee Inn which I shall save and buy when I get a ton
more money and keep it all for myself...hehehehehehe... blahblahblah...
All: "O_O" DON'T THROW-
Cloud: *throws gil*
All: ...Crap.
Sephy: *catches the gil* SWEET! I'm going to go buy the Honeybee Inn and keep it
all to myself...hehehehehehehehehe...*flies off*
Yuffie: ... {ALL THE WASTED GIL!}
Cloud: Oh well.
All: >_<
Cloud: What?
All:...{Stupid.}
Part Three...eventually.
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From: SeventhSpringRunner | Posted: 8/13/2004 3:36:16 AM | Message Detail
That's good! Keep it up for part 3. Unfortunately you haven't give
me any ideas of what to do with my 25,000,000 gil...
(before you ask - Source gathering at the Gelnika)
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From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 8/13/2004 5:10:27 AM | Message Detail
What about my 99,999,999 Gil?
How I did it: Mastering tons of all materia in the north cave using double and
triple growth equipment.Then selling it all for 99,999,999 Gil.
>_>
<_<
Yeah, I know I'm a cheater.
>_<
*Walks away whistling*
Cloud: You've got that much gil?!!!! *Mugs me*
Me: Damn you Cloud!
Cloud: You can't catch me, you can't catch me, MWAHAHAHAHAA!
Yuffie, I'll give you all the materia I have except for my master materia if you
get my money back.
Yuffie: Okay!
(Yuffie never returns)
But no, seriously, I have more Gil than I know to use for. 99,999,999 gil on the
wall, 99,999,999 gil..... 300,000 Gil used on the mansion, 300,000 Gil used,
99,699,999 Gil Left.
I could buy the entire world with this amount of gil, but I'm afraid That it
doesn't give me the option to.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/13/2004 5:24:02 AM | Message Detail
I'm going to try and make a bloopers....so bear with me
Spoilers
Highwind (The room where you can save)
Cloud: Why hello everyone.
Everyone: Why hello
Cloud: Is life good?
Everyone: Life is good
Cloud: (Hmmm...It seems that they repeat everything I say)
Everyone: (Hmm...It seems that we repeat everything he says)
Cloud: (Hmm let's try this out) Do you LOVE my huge "Sword"!
Barret: I LOVE your huge "Sword"!
Everyone: o_O Barret WTF?
Barret: What? *Remembers what he said* DAMN!
More to come soon....
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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/13/2004 5:50:41 AM | Message Detail
I just couldn't stop laughing at this one, so pardon me for posting
it again:
*Sephiroth Stabs Aerith*
*cloud lays Aerith in the pool and lets go*
Anonymous: WRONG!
Director: What the hell? Who are you?
Anonymous: She's not dead.
Director: What the hell are you talking aout? It says right here in the script
that she dies.
Anonymous: Yes, but my name is Jax1299, and this is the vaguest thing I've ever
seen.
Director: Vague? I've got a 6-foot sword sticking out of her body.
Jax1299: Yes, but there's no blood.
Director: You want blood?
Jax1299: Yes.
Director: Ok. Problem is that we've ruined that last take. We need another
Aerith.
Jax1299: Not my problem.
Director: Yes, it is.
*Director jumps on Jax, tieing him up. He then puts Jax in Aerith's clothing and
puts a wig on Jax*
Director: Hey, not too bad. Ok, everyone, places!
Jax1299: MMmMMPh....mmmpmphphp.
Cloud: What did he say?
Director: He said "I'm ready." ACTION!
*Sephiroth flies down, running his sword through Jax1299*
*Jax falls forward, lifeless*
Director: CUT!
*Director walks up to Jax*
Director: IS THAT DEAD ENOUGH FOR YA?
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From: YonaZ reborn | Posted: 8/13/2004 6:23:39 AM | Message Detail
Shameless stealing from the "game script FAQ" here.
And, this isn't supposed to be that funny, I just wanted to make a blooper so I
can say, "hey, I also made a freaking blooper".
We begin this game by watching a movie of outer space then the flower girl
walking in the alley. Now we see the Final Fantasy VII title. Then a train
stopped near the Reactor. Jessie and Biggs got out and knocked down the guards.
Everyone came out of the train and the story begins.
Barret: "C'mon newcomer. Follow me."
*Barret runs outside the screen*
EX Soldier: *Throws off all his clothes and molests the knocked out
soldiers*
*Biggs walks into the screen*
Biggs: "WOW! You used to be in MOLESTERS all right! ...Not everyday ya
find one like you in
a group like AVALANCHE."
EX Soldier: "I'm not molesting..."
Jessie: "MOLESTERS? don't you mean SOLDIERS, and Aren't they the enemy?
What's he doing us in AVALANCHE?"
EX Soldier: "I'm not a perv..."
Biggs: "Hold it Jessie.MOLESTER, SOLDIER, practicly same thing. He quit
them and now is one of us.
Didn't catch your name..."
Cloud: "...Cloud... I'm not a molester, please belive me."
*Wedge walks into the screen*
Wedge: "hey, why are you guys standing here, we got a bunch of soldiers
to molest!"
*Barret appears.*
Barret: "The hell you're doin'!? I thought I told you never to molest in
a group! Our target's the North Mako Reactor. We'll meet on the bridge in front
of it."
Cloud: "I'm not a molester!"
*Jessie, Biggs, and Wedge moves on.*
Barret: "EX-MOLESTER, huh? Don't trust ya!"
Cloud: "EX-SOLDIER..."
Barret: "same ****, no difference."
Cloud: "...., didn't it strike you that I'm naked?"
Barret: "Yo, I've seen naked guys before, don't make yourself feel
special! Come on now!"
Cloud: "okay, okay...*starts to put on clothes*"
Barret: "there's no time for that, skinny boy, we are saving the planet
now!"
Cloud: "but..."
Barret: "NO buts as long as I'm the leader!"
Cloud: *goes after Barret* "It's really cold here you know"
Barret: "Bah, ya were in SOLDIER, you pansy, stop ya whining"
part 1 end
probably the last part too...
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/14/2004 10:29:40 AM | Message Detail
Pretty funny Yonaz.....
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From: RandomPasserby07 | Posted: 8/14/2004 10:41:11 AM | Message Detail
Alright, I'm MasterBahamut, this is an alt. I decided to make a
talk show.
DJ Talkshow, now featuring, Cloud!
Cloud: Alright, first caller, who are ya?
Caller: Can I be anonymous?
Cloud: Sure, okay, hi Anonymous, what's your problem? *Sticks hand in pants*
Anonymous: Well, see, thing is.... well, say I was a materia hunter...
Cloud: Uh-huh... yeah... that's the good stuff.....
Anonymous: And let's just say, for the moment...
Cloud: YES!!! AH, THAT WAS GREAT!
Anonymous: I'm not done yet...
Cloud: But I am, so, go ahead, whats your problem?
Anonymous:...... okay.... UH, let's say, I was a materia hunter, and that I was
part of your team.
Cloud: You mean, like Yuffie?
Anonymous: Uh, y-yeah, like that. Uh, s-so, uh, What shold I d-do if, say, I uh,
wanted to steal your materia?
Cloud: Hmm. Quite a predicament. Well, you'd have to talk us into going to Wutai,
I think during disc two.
Anonymous: Disc two? WTF?
Cloud: Then, you make us land our Tiny Bronco, make us go there, and you steal
our materia and run off before we know what just happened.
Anonymous: What the hell? What's a disc two?
Cloud: In fact, I bet we'd never see that coming. Okay, that's all the time we
have for today. See you next time. Until then, I'll be here with a couple of
magazines and my oh-so-great hand!
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/14/2004 10:43:30 AM | Message Detail
I never knew you could do that Wutai sidequest on disk 2.....
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From: TheMysticMuppet | Posted: 8/14/2004 10:45:28 AM | Message Detail
You can.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/14/2004 10:47:03 AM | Message Detail
Interesting.......
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From: Gabgooba | Posted: 8/14/2004 10:48:02 AM | Message Detail
bunhenganin
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LMFAO!
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From: RandomPasserby07 | Posted: 8/14/2004 10:54:44 AM | Message Detail
You didn't know that?
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From: Gabgooba | Posted: 8/14/2004 10:57:55 AM | Message Detail
NO, lol, the way he spelled it. Just try pronouncing 'bunhenganin'.
LMAO...
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/15/2004 4:25:30 AM | Message Detail
Bump.....
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From: Korn000 (gs) | Posted: 8/15/2004 4:53:44 AM | Message Detail
Cloud:Yuna im cheating on you for Paine
Yuna:*sniff*you bastard
Paine:no hes with kefka
Barret:0_o
Everyother ff carater. O_O
Kefka:its true
Tidus:Yuna
Yuna:tidus
*soldires run in and kill Tidus and yuna*
Cloud;thank God who want some beer on me
Everyone in the room:MMMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!
From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/15/2004 4:56:17 AM | Message Detail
Why does everyone want beer on Cloud?
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From: irule90210 | Posted: 8/15/2004 4:57:38 AM | Message Detail
cloud is gonna pay for their beer
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/15/2004 5:00:26 AM | Message Detail
Really.....I knew that, but he could have written it more clearly.
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From: Chaotic Warrior | Posted: 8/15/2004 5:10:53 AM | Message Detail
why would you want yuna dead? did you ever see her in her theif
dressphere?
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/15/2004 6:00:46 AM | Message Detail
She's just a skank, and there's not really that much to be showing
off....
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Besides... You know you want my hot, faery ass.-Myself, Utopia topic.
All systems are functioning on a sexy parameter!-Myself, again
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/15/2004 6:56:16 AM | Message Detail
DJ Talk Show Part two!
Cloud: Alright, well, since I have apparently locked myself in this room with
Barret...
Barret: I tol joo, I'm B-nizzle now.
Cloud: Uh... B-nizzle... Well, I decided to try another show! Okay, next caller,
this is Cloud.
Caller: Uh, hi, uh, Cloud and B-nizzle....
Barret: Yo!
Cloud: Uh, hi, so, what's your problem?
Caller: Well, it's like this. There's a guy I like...
Cloud: What's he look like?
Caller: Well, he's got a really cool hairstyle, he has a sword, too...
Cloud: Is it big?
Caller: OH, yes, very. Uh, and the nicest eyes. They're like, blue-green.
Cloud: UH-huh. So, what's the problem?
Caller: I think I'm so going to have sex with him...
Cloud: Hold on, what do you look like?
Caller: Uh, well, I have huge knockers....
Cloud: Tifa?
Barret: Whoah!
Voice in background: Tifa! hurry up! We'll be late!
Caller: Coming Sephy! *Hangs up*
Cloud: WTF?!?!?!?!
Barret: You got SERVED!
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/15/2004 7:12:25 AM | Message Detail
Hmm.... now ihave to work on number three....
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From: Chaotic Warrior | Posted: 8/15/2004 7:15:45 AM | Message Detail
wow didn't see the sephiroth thing coming.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/15/2004 7:23:53 AM | Message Detail
Well, Neither did I, if it makes you feel any better.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/15/2004 7:27:19 AM | Message Detail
*Doesn't know what you are talking about*]
N-n-neither did I....
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From: KoopaKid | Posted: 8/15/2004 1:12:29 PM | Message Detail
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From: KoopaKid | Posted: 8/15/2004 1:12:53 PM | Message Detail
Vincent: Whatever.
Squall: YOU STOLE MY LINE!
Vincent: BRING IT, PUNK! *start beating each other up*
ROFL!!!
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/15/2004 1:38:43 PM | Message Detail
I have no ideas for a blooper and I'm bored, so I'm gonna make a
top 6 blooper hall of fame.
1. Defcon's blooper series: Yep. The best bloopers around. Read them to get my
point.
2. TriskettheKid's making fun of Jax bloopers: Jax is a troll, something that I
hate. And his bloopers is something that I like.
3. Someone's yo moma bloopers: Forgot the name that the second Blooper topic is
dead... Well, yo moma jokes are a classic and I like them.
4. masterbahamut07's Pink Bunny: Yep. A classic. No wonder masterbahamut07 has a
lot of pride in this.
5. My Death of the Characters: A lot of people likes this and I used all my
brains for it. Too bad that it was on the other topic.
6. Talic's "Swords": A short, but funny blooper, which is Talic's best blooper.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/15/2004 1:49:21 PM | Message Detail
Okay, I've decided that I'm going to make a game show blooper. This
might take a while, though...
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/15/2004 1:49:37 PM | Message Detail
yoohoo....this was my "swords" blooper right?
Spoilers
In Midgar
*Cloud, Tifa, and Barret are walking down the road*
Cloud: What a fine day.....
Barret: Shut up ***** *slaps Cloud with his "gun"*
*Sephiroth is walking down the road*
Cloud: Hey Seph I want to have a word with you
Sephiroth: Shut up ***** *slaps Cloud with his "sword"*
*Sephiroth continues to walk down the road*
Cloud: **** it *runs towards sephiroth and cuts his "sword"*
Sephiroth: ARRRGGGHH my balls! *kneels over crying*
Cloud: Shut up ***** *slaps Sephiroth with Sephiroth's "sword"*
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/15/2004 2:00:09 PM | Message Detail
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/15/2004 2:00:46 PM | Message Detail
I'm making another one now
Spoilers
In Midgar
Cloud: So what should we do now?
Barret: Hell if I know
Some Guy: Hehe you said hell....
Cloud: Hehe.....hell
Barret: Who the **** are you!
Some Guy: Why me? Just call me Talic...
Barret: Well Talic..
Talic: Wait wait wait! Say this out loud *Hands Barret a piece of paper*
Barret: ....? Fine. I am sofa king we Todd Ed...
Talic: Go*Snicker*od
Barret: *Thinks about what he said*...DAMN!
Cloud: I don't get it....
Talic: Think Cloud think!
Cloud: Hmmm I am sofa king we Todd Ed....
-10 minutes later-
Cloud: I am so ****ing retarded....No that's not it....Hey Talic I-
*Spontaneously combusts*
Talic: What happened?!
Barret: Hell if I know
Talic: Hehe you said hell....
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/15/2004 2:10:17 PM | Message Detail
Yep. That was it.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/15/2004 5:43:22 PM | Message Detail
ROFLMAO at Talic!!! Oh, god, I am Sof King we Todd Ed..... that was
brilliant. I didn't get it until I said it out loud. And I only got fourth
place? Ah, poo.
I got my unlimited posts back!!!!
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/15/2004 6:29:13 PM | Message Detail
Uh, did anyone save all the bloopers from the last topic?
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/16/2004 12:26:38 PM | Message Detail
Okay, here's one from my first ones.
Acting Director: Okay guys, now that we've shot all but 896 scenes, I hae an
announcement to make.
Cloud: Why not just wait until only 895 scenes are left?
Cid: Yeah, what makes now so ****ing special?
A.D.:....... Anyway, forgetting that...
Cloud: Sometimes I think he doesn't respect me.
A.D.: The following things are being cut because of budget problems. 1) Cait
Sith.
Cait Sith: WTF Why?
Cloud: Because you're useless?
Cait Sith: Oh yeah..... Be careful of forgetfulness. Your lucky color is...
blue?
Cloud: WTF
A.D.: He's busted again. Anyway, number 2) Tifa's clothes, Yuffie's clothes,
Elena's clothes, and Aeris's clothes.
Cloud: Dude, that has to be the greatest budget cut EVAR!!!
Tifa: Hey! Gimme back my bra, that's my personal one!
Yuffie: This feels kinda liberating.
Aeris: Yes, it certainly does.
A.D.: Okay, now, number 3) Midgar Zolom.
Sephiroth: Don't worry, already took care of it.
Cloud: but, wait, we faced like 58 of them after we got to level 49..... just
for kicks... where do these things come from?
Sephiroth: Somewhere in space.
Cid: I KNEW IT!!!
A.D.: Ahem.... number 4) Aeris using the word "Is" In certain parts of Disc one.
Aeris: What should I use, "Are"?
Cloud: Sure, go ahead, like anyone will ever notice if you said "This guy are
sick". We'll just blame it on the translators.
Cid: Gotta love those translators.
A.D.: Okay, number 5) a functioning Gelnika.
Rufus: Oh, ****! They already sent it off for the huge materia!
A.D.: Hope they didn't have families. Alright, 6) Rufus.
Rufus: WTF???
Diamond Weapon: Die, *****!!! *kills Rufus.
A.D.: ........ Did you guys cathc that on tape?
Cameraman: Yes sir!
A.D.: Good, We'll add that in somewhere. Lastly, number 7) Decent Scripts. We're
stuck with Cloud's "Cloud are smart" Covered scripts.
Cloud: Yes!!!! Hey, Yuffie, why are you giving CPR to Elena?
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From: Defcon999 | Posted: 8/16/2004 12:30:14 PM | Message Detail
Uh, did anyone save all the bloopers from the last topic?
Yeah, they're somewhere on my site. Too lazy to give you a link, but there's one
on the homepage, so it should be easy to find.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/16/2004 12:33:12 PM | Message Detail
Got it, thanks dude!
Wait, it says the link isn't working....
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From: Defcon999 | Posted: 8/16/2004 12:46:46 PM | Message Detail
It's not an obvious problem... Gimme a few minutes.
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From: Deuce ex Defcon | Posted: 8/16/2004 12:49:45 PM | Message Detail
FIX'd. Just make sure you refresh the homepage before you click on
the link.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/16/2004 2:41:57 PM | Message Detail
Thanks, dude.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/16/2004 4:36:16 PM | Message Detail
I think the Cheese Blooper needs a little fame, so I'll post it in
this topic. And, yes. I am still working on the Game Show.
One day, Cloud was getting chased by two wedges of cheese...
Cloud: "Jesus Christ, man! You two need to learn some anger management! I mean,
you two are chasing me just because I CUT YOU IN LINE!?!?"
2nd wedge of cheese: *sniff* "Umm... Sir... I don't think we should chase him
anymore..."
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/17/2004 4:20:53 AM | Message Detail
Heh, funny.
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From: Chaotic Warrior | Posted: 8/17/2004 8:43:19 AM | Message Detail
any more?
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From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 8/18/2004 9:50:23 AM | Message Detail
Everyone in this blooper is in a mall full of people.
Tifa: *Whisper whisper*
Barret: Hell no!
Talic: Hehee you said hell...
Barret: Hehee you said hell...
Talic:???
Baret:???
Talic/Barret: Stop Copying me!
Barret: the hell...
Talic: Hehee you said hell... I like you, so read this, I promise It'll make you
more popular if you say it aloud into Cait Sith's Megaphone...
Barret: is this that damn We todd ed prank?
Talic:(Snicker snicker) No.
Barret: Okay, then... *Grabs peice of paper and then yells into cait sith's
Megaphone* HEY EVERYBODY, I AM WEE TODD ED! *Thinks about what he just said*
DAMMIT, TALIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: Barret, Talic is already gone...
Barret: GOD DAMN MUTHA
%*^^%&$$%*&)_)**&%$#^(((*&*^$%#$^%**@%*%*%*))_*&%&%#^*(^%&(^&^(&$^%$^$%#&($*&%(*)%*%&(^%&^%(*%)($)(*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: wow, he's cussin even more than me...
Cloud: Hehee, evan I are no dat stoooooooooooopud, pupu biatche!
Yuffie: Shut up.
Cloud: whatever,ya? *Gets mauled and mugged by Wakka(FFX) and Squall(FF8) for
copyright breach*
Squall(To wakka):You call a friggin' soccer ball a weapon?
Wakka: SHUT IT, PUNK! >_< (Thinking) dammit, why the hell do I have to be so
weak, using a friggin soccer ball as a weapon.... Just, whatever, man!
Squall: *Starts mauling Wakka for Copyright breach*
Squall: Take dat, ya?
Wakka: *Starts beating the ever-loving **** outta Squall for Copyright breach*
Barret:0_0 How the hell did this happen?
Talic: Hehee you said hell...
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/18/2004 1:47:46 PM | Message Detail
Haha. The game show blooper intro.
*spoilers*
Strong Bad: "Hello! My name is Strong Bad and I'm the host! Here are the
contestants!
Cloud = Boy... The only thing I like about him is is spiky hair. But I hate him.
Me and The Cheat would do anything to get rid of him. He is also a miserable
failure..."
Cloud: "WTF???"
Strong Bad: "Barret = He has muscle, but he is freakin' weak! Thats why he has a
gun! I also hope he loses."
Barret: "(Urge to kill...rising...)"
Strong Bad: "Tifa = I used her memories to make Cloud (for some reason). Then I
realized that Cloud was a miserable failure. Just because she uses hands to
fight, don't think she is strong. She is acutually pretty cheap. Her gloves have
metal knuckles, claws, I mean come on! I have boxing gloves and they're soft,
and I still kill people!"
Tifa: "Grr..."
Strong Bad: "Red XIII = Even if he is a wolf, he used hairpins to attack! I
mean, real wolves use teeth to attack! Red doesn't even eat his prey! What an
insult!"
Red XIII: *growls*
Strong Bad: "Yuffie = She is annoying and she used boomerangs to attack! Its
hard to believe she catches it when it comes back at her."
Yuffie: "LOOK WHOS TALKING!"
Strong Bad: "Shut up. Anyways...
Vincent = He also uses a freakin gun! And even with a gun, he is still weak!
When he changes into ugly monsters, he can't freakin' control himself!"
Vincent: "..!"
Strong Bad: "Cid = What a freakin idiot. He uses a spear because he is weak, but
he doesn't throw it! I mean, throwing a spear is pretty powerful. Probably his
drugs are frying his brain."
Cid: "@%^&in' idiot!!!"
Strong Bad: "Sephiroth = Yep. He is like, the only contestant useful. He only
uses a sword because he is angry. I also made him and infected him with Jenova.
He is a big improvement over Cloud and got pissed off when he lost against him.
I hope he wins in the contest AND the game show."
Cloud: "Fanboy... Wait a minute, if he created Sephiroth, he must be..."
Strong Bad: "Damn... You ruined the fun, because I'm acutally..." (unmasks
himself) "HOJO! Now what are you going to do about your ratings?"
Everyone starts to stare at Hojo except Sephiroth.
Hojo: (gets attacked) "Something tells me that trolling the Heros are a bad
idea."
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From: OmegaSephiroth2 | Posted: 8/18/2004 1:55:33 PM | Message Detail
here's an old joke.
Ancient temple, last part
*Sephiroth is controlling cloud to give him the materia
Sephiroth: Give me the black materia.... now...
Cloud: UGH i cant move!!!!!
Aerith: CLOUD NOOOO!!!!!
Sephiroth: YOU ARE under my control... You will do everything I say.
*Sephiroth raises his arm
Sephiroth: Give me the materia.
Aerith: CLOUD dont!!!
*Cloud struggles, but hands over the materia.
Sephiroth: Excellent, it is mine now!
*Sephiroth accidently lets the materia slips in his hand... the black materia
falls and shatters into the ground
Sephiroth: OH CRAP!
(day passes)
*Cloud wakes in the Inn
Cloud: ugh.. why do my pant smell?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/18/2004 2:11:47 PM | Message Detail
Thanks Burningheart...I guess...
And yoohoo funny stuff....SB is awesome!
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/19/2004 12:08:38 AM | Message Detail
Dang! I feel so special^_^ All of my bloopers in this topic are
getting good marks!
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/19/2004 12:13:16 AM | Message Detail
Round 1 of the Game Show
Hojo: "For this round, you will all have to sing "I'm a little teapot" and
whoever sings it the best advances!"
Then everyone sings it. And finally...
Hojo: "Okay, and the winner is..." *drum roll* "Sephiroth!"
Everyone: "SEPHIROTH???" *looks at Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: "I'm a little teapot short and strong!
Here is my sword and here is my thong!
When I see them pour I jump and shout,
Whoops, I just got wet in and out!"
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/19/2004 12:23:03 AM | Message Detail
ROFL!!! Sephiroth singing that... oh god, funny crap, yoohoo.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/19/2004 12:29:01 AM | Message Detail
MB07, thanks.
Now that I see your sig and your username, is 7 your lucky number?
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/19/2004 12:34:23 AM | Message Detail
Actually, I'm the class of 07. And I severely dislike the number 7.
and 14 is worse, and what's bad is I'm 14... (See sig for 14).
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/19/2004 12:34:53 AM | Message Detail
BTW, to see how much Final Fantasy you gus really know, go here.
http://MasterBahamut07.friendtest.com
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From: savvykate | Posted: 8/19/2004 1:11:47 AM | Message Detail
LIEK OMG!!111!1!!1one!11! I just realized that 'whatever' has nine
letters! And 'Cloud' (5)+'Squall' (6)=11, and minus two for no particular reason
equals nine!!! And all the PS1 FF games have 3 females!! I MUST LOOK INTO THIS!
IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING!
ESSAY'D/10
Gil Troubles: Part Three
*all have arrived at Midgar*
Cloud: Woo...let's look around, we haven't been here in a while...TO THE SLUMS!
*at the slums*
Tifa: Aw, look...this guy are still sick...
All:._.
Cloud: WHY, AERIS, WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?! *hysterics*
Yuffie: *edges away*{Hahaha...perfect diversion!}
All: *sit down with popcorn*
Tifa: It's like a soap opera!
Red XIII: Indeed.
Barret: Fo' sure.
Cid: @#&%&#&%@#&%$&%&@ yeah.
Cait Sith: Uh huh. {Actually, I own all the soap operas. I know where the TV
companies keep their contracts. I love connections.}
Yuffie: *slowly shuffling towards the Wall Market* {Kekekeke...}
Vincent:...{W00T! BAM!}
Cloud: Ow! Vin-
Vincent: *looks innocently at Barret*
Barret: O_____O;;;
Cloud: GRAAAAAGH! *attacks*
Cid:...Oooooooooookay. As @&#%&#@% self-appointed @&#%@%#& new @&#%&@&#&%
leader, I &@#&%@&#& say that we should @&%@#&@&% go to the &#%@&%# Wall Market.
All e/Barret, Cloud, Red XIII, Yuffie: *follow*
Yuffie: *long gone* Teehee! {That gil shall be mine!}
Barret: Bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang! *shoots Cloud*
Cloud: Slashslashslashslashslashslashslashslash! *slashes Barret*
Red XIII: Am I the only one who noticed the tattoo on the sick guy?
Tifa: Yes.
Red XIII: +_+
Tifa:...
Red XIII: Tifa?
Tifa: I'm feeling...I'm feeling...
Red XIII: ...Yes?
Tifa: ...1337!!1! *runs off*
Red XIII: Not again!
Tifa:OMGWTFLOLLMAOROFLBBQ!11!1!!11!1!!11!11!one!1
Random n00b: U stol mi lnez!!1!11!1!11one+shift!1!!!!1
Tifa: Liek brng itt onn!1111!!1!!11!11!1eleven!11!111!!1!*beats the crap out of
random n00b*
Red XIII: *edges away* I think I'll be going...
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From: Gabgooba | Posted: 8/19/2004 1:18:43 AM | Message Detail
Alright, I'll try one... But I'm making this up on the spot, so cut
me some slack. Italics mean thought, bold means whispers.
(Any random day).
Cloud: Hey, hey everybody! I discovered a time portal! Now we can go back and
see our origins.
Tifa: Does he realise it's just a pothole?
Barret: I pity the fool!
Everyone: ...
Cloud: Watch it! That's copyright infringement!
Barret: Shut joe mama's drunk ass trailer!
Everyone: ...
Cloud: ANYWAYS... Who's coming with me back in time?
Yuffie: I'll just rob him when he falls over... I am!
Random Prostitute: We love you Barret!
Barret: Yeah I know it!
Everyone: ...
Cid: *sigh* I'll come, you stupid ************. You and your ****ed up beliefs,
you pile of ****.
So, Cid, Yuffie, and Cloud proceed to step into the pothole, which Cloud calls a
'time portal'.
Barret: Hey foo', Why ain't you back in time yet?!
Suddenly, Cid, Yuffie, and Cloud get sucked through the hole, and land in a
random spot.
Cloud: Yay! We're back to our originis.
Cid: *******
Yuffie: ****
Garland from FF1 comes out,
and thinks it's the FF1 party.
Garland: I, Garland, will knock you all down!
Cid: What the **** is wrong with you?
Yuffie: Damn translation errors...
Director: CUT! You aren't supposed to mention that it's a game! Roll from the
top!
Everyone except Cloud: I quit.
Cloud, to Garland: Hi, my name is Cloud Strife, I like long walks on the
beach, etc, etc, etc....
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/19/2004 1:31:56 AM | Message Detail
DJ Talk Show part 3!
Cloud: All right, since that last call sent me into a 5-day slump, how about a
call? Next caller!
Caller: Yeah, hi, I have a personal question.
Cloud: Sure, go ahead, it'll be our little secret.
Caller: ...... right... Anyway, I need to know... are you... I mean, you know
how when one guy likes.... well, he doesn't get teh bon4r for a woman, he gets
it for a guy?
Cloud: You mean, like, I get teh bon4r for Barret when he shows me his hot porn
featuring HooneyBee Inn chicks?
Caller: No, I mean, when a guy sees another guy, he gets teh bon4r?
Cloud: Oh, you mean, like when a guy wears a shirt with a topless chick on it?
Caller: I MEAN ****ING ***!!!
Cloud: Oh, you mean, a fruit loop.
Caller: Are you talking about people or cereal?
Cloud: Uh, are you talking about people or cereal?
Caller: Grr...... I love you Cloud!
Cloud: Whoah.... uh, who are you?
Caller: I've been admiring you from afar ever since we met when my boss died.
Cloud: Boss.... death.... Palmer? PALMER!?!?!?!?!? *Hangs up*.........
Barret: *Pops head in door* FRUIT'D
CLoud: Shut up! Um, okay, how about no more calls for a while?
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/19/2004 9:07:38 AM | Message Detail
I'm going to make one concerning "Weird Owl Yank-Yo-*****"
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From: Dragonic Darkness | Posted: 8/19/2004 10:25:13 AM | Message Detail
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From: Dragonic Darkness | Posted: 8/19/2004 10:25:27 AM | Message Detail
HAHAHAHAHAHA :D You guys really make me laugh. More
bloopers!!!!*wonders why everybody hates Cloud so much except me*
OK I think I'll try one. (Many will probably think that I suck but please cut me
some slack.)
Cloud: Hey old dude! Why are you all floaty?
Bugenhagen:Ho Ho Hoooooo I have lost the need of legs.
Barret:Yo' stop saying Ho Ho Hooo the kids think you ****ing Santa Clause. That
would'nt be so much of a problem if YOU HAD A ****ING LAP!!!!Your depressing the
kids man!!!
Yuffie: Santa!!! OOOO Let me sit on your lap and tell you what I want for
christmas!!!.....What the hell!!! Wheres you ****ing lap!!!*walks away sadly*
Talic:*giggles*you said hell.
Aeris:hmmm Christmas.....Hey Nanaki *caugh Red XIII* what do you want for
christmas?
Nanaki(Red XIII): I told you my name is NANAKI!!!NANAKI!!! What do I want for
Christmas? I'll tell you what I want for christmas!!! I want to know why my
father and me are tiger like wolves and my grandpa is human!!! I don't even know
what my mom was....*sobs* I feel so alone.
Vincent: Awwww come and give me a hug old chum.
Nanaki(Red XIII): O_o
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From: Albino Blacksheep | Posted: 8/19/2004 10:54:27 AM | Message Detail
My Blooper.
Principal: Now kids, we have a new teacher, today, he may look a little funny,
but, he is a good teacher.
Barret: Hello class, I am Mr. Wallace. I will be your teacher while Mrs.
Anderson recovers from that mysterious bullet wound... Now, what is 12 X 10?
Kid: 120?
Barret: Wrong, 15.
Kid: Are you stupid or something?
Barret: SHUT YO DAMN MOUTH!
"BANG"
Barret: D.d.damn! not again!
"Jumps out window"
Cloud: How did it go?
Barret: Shut up! Moron!
Cloud: Fine, I'll teach. Kids, today we will learn to file lawsuits, and plead
insanity...
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I Say: Don't speak the obvious, you'll get yourself shot.
From: Albino Blacksheep | Posted: 8/19/2004 11:34:04 AM | Message Detail
Bump, i'm working on another
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From: Tinker Me Elmo | Posted: 8/19/2004 11:45:10 AM | Message Detail
SPOILERS (just in case)
{the party is on the highwind preparing for the Final battle against Sephiroth.}
Cloud- Gather round everyone I need to talk to you
Vincent- (oh god he's gona say something stupid)
Cloud- Now wee all May Dye from sephiroth, so wee alll must bee on arrrr gard.
Know......
Barret- FO SIZZLE!
All- o_o
Cloud- Thats write Barret. We gotta remember tat wee may loose everything
emportant to use.
Tidus- Yeah I'm gonna miss Blitzball!
All- O_O
Cid- Who the **** are you?
Tidus- Err umm I got close to sins Toxins so I'm um...
All-O_O
Rikku and Yuna- You are such an Idiot Tidus.
Auron- Here Tidus, go play with this string in the corner with Cloud
Cloud and Tidus- Fun!
Auron- Ermmm we have come to "Help" (Destroy) your plans to fight Sephiroth!
Cid- &*@$ Good, we need all the *&%$ing help we an get.
Auron- Ok since I'm such a badass, I will be your new leader. Now heres the
plan. Rikku and Yuna both are very powerful fighters that can summon Aeons and
such, That why they will go into the meeting room and make out in front of this
Video Camera
Rikku- Just so you know, Yuna and I have been practicing, so we will do that job
extra hard!
*Yuna and Rikku run off to make out*
Auron- Now Barret, Cid, and Yuffie will go on a search party to be ambushed and
killed.
Barret- Rizzle My nizzle!!!
Cid-*&%#
Yuffie- oh my gawd......Sounds like a perfect plan!
*runs off to die*
Auron- Now Vincent will Go kick the crap out of Cait Sith (sp?) Cloud, and Tidus
While I preform a breast examination on Tifa, which then she will join Yuna and
Rikku
Vincent- Gladly
*runs off to beat up Cloud, etc. etc.*
(May continue)
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/19/2004 3:08:25 PM | Message Detail
Hey guys, here's a link to my secret GFAQs board. Come visit
whenever. Still working on next blooper.
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From: dark keyblade master | Posted: 8/20/2004 4:08:46 AM | Message Detail
bump.
these are some of the funniest things ive ever read! keep them coming!
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From: Tinker Me Elmo | Posted: 8/20/2004 4:41:39 AM | Message Detail
*Explosion*
Cloud: What happen ?
Cid: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Tifa: We get signal.
Cloud: What !
Tifa: Main screen turn on.
Cloud: It's You !!
Sephiroth: How are you gentlemen !!
Sephiroth: All your base are belong to us.
Sephiroth: You are on the way to destruction.
Cloud: What you say !!
Sephiroth: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Sephiroth: HA HA HA HA ....
Cloud: Take off every 'zig' !!
Cloud: You know what you doing.
Cloud: Move 'zig'.
Cloud: For great justice.
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From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 8/20/2004 4:51:25 AM | Message Detail
http://masterbahamut07.proboards32.com
Is it really easy to make forums of your own?
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From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 8/20/2004 5:26:43 AM | Message Detail
(Sector 5 Reactor)
Barret: "Soldiers?!!!!"
Cloud: "Day must be werken for teh Shinr-A..."
Barret: "The ******?! Why you taking words outta my mouth?!!"
Cloud: "It's all you ever say, you prejudice loon!"
Barret: "Ease offa my back, foo! I ain't got time to be messing wit j00 and
those no good shinras. Tifa, back me up here, yo!"
Tifa: "Errr, Cloud does have a point there. You are extremely paranoid."
Barret: "Who asked you for advice, ******?!! I didn't say nothing about anything
to you."
Tifa: "...okaaaay."
Soldier 2: "(Hey, should we seize them?)"
Soldier 1: "(Nah, I just love these arguments.)"
Commander: "At ease, men."
Cloud: "The heck are they doing? C'mon, now's our chance. Let's mosey a run for
it!"
Barret: "An' fall for one of your eval traps? No weh man! You Shinra spy!"
Tifa: "Barret, for heaven's sake, just SHUT UP!"
Barret: "Hey, what'd I tell ya 'bout talkin back to me?!! I'm the leada of
AVALANCHE! Gimme sum respect!"
Cloud: *sigh*
(Cloud walks up toward the soldiers)
Cloud: "HEY!! Will you guys just attack us already? We need to get Barret to
shut his d~~n mouth..."
Commander: "Are you kidding me? Why should we have to knock you guys out when
he'll do the work for us. We've heard that he has a very itchy trigger finger."
Cloud: "For the love of----"
*slices Commander's head off*
Soldier: "Yo! That was uncalled for."
Soldier 2: "I agree."
(Awkward Silence)
Cloud: "...."
*continues to slash and gash 10 remaining soldiers*
Cloud: "Tifa, Barret, let's get the heck out of here. I've cleared a path, move
it."
Barret: "I ain't following you!"
Cloud: "Do I have to DRAG you from this forsaken---OH MY SAFER! TIFA!"
Tifa: "...sorry, Cloud, I couldn't.......shut....him...u...."
Cloud: (In a monotonous voice) "Noooooooooo...."
(President Shinra arrives)
President: "What? You're still here? I thought by now you could have escaped
from this place, what with only 11 poorly trained MPs to take care of. Do you
have any idea how much money I've wasted?! I just got done hiring extra mercs
and bums to search for you! Ugh, idiots! I'm not made of money!!! Errr.....yet."
Barret: "Jes' who the ******* are you?!!!! You working for the Shinra?"
Cloud: *smacks head* "Here we go again...."
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/20/2004 5:30:03 AM | Message Detail
Actually, it's kinda fun.... after you get everything all worked
out. And I never posted the link, did I?
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gentopic.php?board=16207
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From: OmegaSephiroth2 | Posted: 8/20/2004 6:58:57 AM | Message Detail
here is a short one
Tifa: Cloud is he a soldier
Cloud: no just a machine
(after the fight with airbuster)
*Explosion
Tifa: CLOUD!!!
Cloud: AGGH i cant hold on
Tifa: CAnt u do anything barret
Barret: not a thing
Cloud: i can barely hold on... Tifa Come closer
*Tifa moves closer
*Cloud savagely grabs her ass
Tifa: You Perverted JERK!!!
*Socks cloud in the face
Cloud: aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
*Cloud Falls
*Tifa Cries.
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From: Dragonic Darkness | Posted: 8/20/2004 9:08:34 AM | Message Detail
Bump!
Cloud: to the promised land!
Tifa:So are you ever gonna get in bed or what?
Cloud:O_o
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From: Dragonic Darkness | Posted: 8/20/2004 9:52:24 AM | Message Detail
Bump. Whats the matter? No more ideas?
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/20/2004 10:05:07 AM | Message Detail
Screw you! I used up way too many ideas.... but I've got a really
funny one coming out. FFVII meets DragonBall Z!
>_>
<_<
>_>
No one better steal my idea. I'll flame the living **** out of you.
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From: Albino Blacksheep | Posted: 8/20/2004 10:54:25 AM | Message Detail
Ok, my next blooper.
Cloud and Tifa are walking down the street.
Cloud: Hey Tifa, how about you and I go on a date?
Tifa: I thought you'd never ask.
Later
Cloud: Hey, got some new materia.
Tifa: Really? Which one?
Cloud: Transform.
Tifa: Hmmmn... Can I try it on?
Cloud: Sure!
Tifa: "Casts mini on Cloud"
Cloud: Huh?
Tifa: NOW YOU'RE ALL MINE!
Cloud: What are you gonna do to me?
Tifa: Whatever I want, hint, hint.
Cloud: Okay!
Later
Cloud scrubbing floors: Damn my gullibility
Tifa: Oh Cloud, honey?
Cloud: YES! SCORE!
(PS: I wish I was Cloud right about now)
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I Say: Don't speak the obvious, you'll get yourself shot.
From: Dragonic Darkness | Posted: 8/20/2004 11:14:23 AM | Message Detail
Bump....Hey masterbahamut7 why are people so mean to you on the
harvest moon:FoMT board?
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From: Albino Blacksheep | Posted: 8/20/2004 11:22:23 AM | Message Detail
Cloud and gang are in the conference room of the highwind
Cloud: okay, time to take on sephiroth, but we have some problems.
Vincent: Like what?
Cloud: Yuffie can't be trusted with materia. Tifa is no longer allowed to use
status inducing spells. Red has rabies.
Red 13: I only bit you twice.
Cloud: Cid is never going get a voice over
Cid: Shut the ##^$%&#%*&^%$*&^%$*^$& up!
Barret: FOO!
Cloud: Barret is right, cait sith IS a spy.
Barret: Fo' RIZZLE!
Vincent: What do you propose we do?
Cloud: Vincent, I like you as a friend, i won't marry you
BANG!
You shot me!
Vincent: No I didn't, Vincent did.
Cloud: Oh. Vincent, You shot me!
Vincent: So?
Cloud: Um, ok?
Barret: D,d,damn! Not again! "jumps out window"
Cloud: weren't we flying?
Tifa: yes.
Cloud: screw it, i don't care. Meeting is over. Vincent, quit being a meany,
Red, bite yourself, literally. Yuffie, go home. Now leave!
"Everyone leaves"
Cloud: Except Tifa...
Tifa: MINI!
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/20/2004 11:47:35 AM | Message Detail
They don't hate me, it's our way of being friends.
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From: Dragonic Darkness | Posted: 8/20/2004 12:37:36 PM | Message Detail
Ok.....good luck with that. Bump (I will not let this die!)
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fright- The Nightmare Before Christmas
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/20/2004 12:41:13 PM | Message Detail
Everyone has my permission to put me in a blooper, as long as I
won't die or anything like that.
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From: Mr Tuna | Posted: 8/20/2004 1:52:48 PM | Message Detail
*Cloud is buying a hotdog while Cait Sith and Yuffie are out on the
bench waiting for Cloud*
Cloud: Hey, how much is a hotdog?
Hotdog guy: 500 gil.
Cloud: Can I see the hotdog first? I like to sniff my food before I buy it.
Hotdog guy: Well, okay...
Yuffie: Oh yeahhh, ohhh yeahhhhh, you're great for a puppet.
Cait Sith: *Thinking* Ohhh, she is so hot...
Cloud: I smelled it, and this hotdog is only worth 1 gil. I'll give you one gil
for it.
Hotdog guy: How about 300?
Cloud: 50 gil.
Hotdog guy: 100?
Cloud: 22 gil.
Hotdog guy: Okay, 50 gil
Cloud: Nope, 13 gil.
Hotdog guy: Alright fine, 13 gil.
Cloud: 2 gil.
Hotdog guy: ... 2 gil then.
Cloud: *thinking* This guy must me trying to get me to bid more. I'll use
reverse psychology.
Cloud: 5000 gil!
Hotdog guy: Okay!
Cloud: ... Alright how about 500000?
Hotdog guy: Well, I don't know...
Cloud: OKAY 500000 gil it is. *thinking* He didn't seem too confident. Hehehe,
he got ripped off so badly. He's gonna regret that later.
Meanwhile, Cait Sith and Yuffie are still doing it together. The scene switches
to Shinra HQ.
President Shinra: What is that lump in your pants, Reeve?
Reeve: Umm, hold on Yuffie, I have to go to the bathroom. I put my walkie talkie
thingy in there so if they see me, they won't know it was me, because they'll
never notice it down there. *Thinking* Has this guy ever had this feeling
before...?
President Shinra: Oh, alright.
Cloud: Hey guys, I just ripped that hotdog salesman off, he's so stupid.
*Yuffie see's this as an opportunity to steal his money, and steals his money
pouch*
Yuffie: Hehehehe... *opens it* What the hell? I remember stealing money from
Don! There was at LEAST 500000 gil in there!!! Oh well, I guess I'll have to
audition for another game now.
Yuffie: Yes, I would like to try out for the spot of Rikku.
Boss guy: The thief in FFX?
Yuffie: That's the one.
Damn that sucked, I have to make a crappy one next to make this one seem better.
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Penguins are great slappers.
From: Mr Tuna | Posted: 8/20/2004 2:02:50 PM | Message Detail
Cloud: Yo.
Sephiroth: What up C-Dawgg?
Cloud: I just made out with my mom.
Sephiroth: Great job.
Cloud: And I also made out with your mom.
Sephiroth: Oh?
Cloud: Yeah.
Sephiroth: Okay bye, I'm going to make out with my dad now.
Cloud: Bye S-Dawgg.
Barrett: Hey Cloud. Yo momma's dead. I think she wuz poisoned.
Cloud: Nooooo! Who will I make out with now? Oh well, I guess I'll settle with
marlene.
Barrett: No you ain't. *Kills Cloud and the bullet travels through him and kills
Sephiroth* Sephiroth! Nooooooo! Now who will I make out with??
The end. That was to make other peoples' look better.
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Penguins are great slappers.
From: Mr Tuna | Posted: 8/20/2004 2:07:16 PM | Message Detail
Umm... I actually think my second one was better, and I didn't even
think about it at all. I thought about my first one, and it didn't end up very
good. o_o. I guess I shouldn't think when I make up bloopers now.
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From: Deuce ex Defcon | Posted: 8/20/2004 2:10:20 PM | Message Detail
It was a good plan though. Very good.
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Gensou's Crazy Cat Eater. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/20/2004 2:14:34 PM | Message Detail
You know what? **** this, I need a hug.... *Looks around*....
Uh.... *Hugs defcon* Okay, I'm better now.
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I am sofa king we Todd Ed?
From: OmegaSephiroth2 | Posted: 8/20/2004 3:11:02 PM | Message Detail
Here is a nice one!
*Cloud Fights Safer Sephiroth
Cloud: where is he??...
*Edea enters
Cloud: who are you?
Edea: I am Edea, Sephiroth replacement, he called in sick today, so im taking
his place for now
Cloud: I dont hit girls
Edea: Too bad...
*Edea rubs her breast and cast Blizzraga
Cloud: AAAAAAAAARggh
Cloud: Thats it! Eat This!
*Cloud uses omni slash but end up doing zero damage to Edea
Edea: hahaha you weakling, you cant hurt me with your powerless attacks!
*Edea rubs her breast again, Cast Maelstrom
Cloud: nOooooo, ugh
*Cloud counters with ultima
Cloud: 0 damage!!!!!!!!!??????
Edea: Now I am going to FINISH YOU!!!!!
*Edea slowly summons 3 ice javaelins
Cloud: There has to be a way to stop her!!!
*Cloud thinks for a moment.
Cloud: I got it!
*Cloud cast mini on Edea's breast
Edea: NOOOooooooooooooooo, My powers!!!!! GOnnnnnnnneeeee
Cloud: hehe, risque, isnt it
*Tifa enters
Tifa: Cloud what are you doing? OMG THAT IS IT CLOUD We are THROUGH!!!!
*Tifa leaves
*Cloud looks at Edea
Cloud: So you busy this friday?
End~
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"You will now shed tears in scarlet."- Vicious
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/20/2004 3:16:24 PM | Message Detail
Back off, Cloud, She's my *****!!!
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/20/2004 4:23:55 PM | Message Detail
Hey, I found a secret board with excelerator3f (Creator of previous
blooper topic) On it.
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I am sofa king we Todd Ed?
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/20/2004 5:00:32 PM | Message Detail
.... Well, in less than one hour, I successfully destroyed a secret
social board, alienated 20 people, and lost several close friends. I think I
need a hug.....
>_>
<_<
>_>
From Pamela Anderson.....
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I am sofa king we Todd Ed?
From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/21/2004 12:56:50 AM | Message Detail
Where's my hug, ass. I feel so cheap now....
<_<
>_>
<_<
......uh forget the previous statement
I can't believe two people made bloopers with me in it...Odd....They must be
running out of ideas
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/21/2004 1:15:11 AM | Message Detail
Blooper Time!! And if you think it sucks....SCREW YOU!
Spoilers (I always put that even if there isn't any)
In Midgar (I love Midgar....great place for bloopers)
*Everyone is walking towards Tifa's 7th Heaven*
Tifa: Uh Cloud? Didn't Shinra destroy Sector 7?
Cloud: PPPPSSSSHHH!
Barret: BIGS! WEDGE! JESSIE!
Cloud: CROTCH SHOT!!!
*Suddenly a random hobo runs in and hits Barret in the balls*
Cloud: SACK TAP'D (Yep bahamut...I use a lot of the things we say in our
conversations in my bloopers)
Barret: (In a really high pitched voice) I'm ginna kill you
Cloud: Whatever...
*Suddenly Squall appears*
Squall: You stole my line! I'm gonna kill you!
Cloud: *Looks up* Actually I didn't.
Squall: Yes you did!
Cloud: No I didn't because since this game came out before FFVIII, hence the
name FFVII, I didn't steal anything. I could actually sue you for stealing MY
line.
Squall: Uh....Well you see......CROTCH SHOT!!!
*Suddenly a random hobo runs in and hits Barret in the balls*
Barret: (In an UBER high pitched voice) I give...
Cloud: Now I'm gonna hella sue you!
Talic: Hehe you said hell....
Cloud: Hehe hell...
Random hobo: Hehe hell....
Cloud: And I'm still gonna sue you!
Squall: Gezz um.....*Runs away*
*From far away* Vincent: Yeah.....
EnD, *****!
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Gensou's Useless Poster. Be useless. Be very useless.
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/21/2004 5:18:54 AM | Message Detail
ROFLMFAO!!!! That was beautiful, Talic.
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From: Dragonic Darkness | Posted: 8/21/2004 9:28:37 AM | Message Detail
*Bump* Heheheh that really was funny...... CROTCH SHOT!!!!
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fright- The Nightmare Before Christmas
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/21/2004 9:31:44 AM | Message Detail
SACK TAP'D!!!
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I am sofa king we Todd Ed?
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/21/2004 10:07:39 AM | Message Detail
Where do you guys talk?
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/21/2004 10:09:03 AM | Message Detail
At my forums. If you look, there's a Mods Secret Area. That's for
Mods and Admins only. So we can have much fun. That's where me and Talic talk,
mostly. Since you're a Tiamat, which is a mod, you can join in with the fun.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/21/2004 10:09:56 AM | Message Detail
Hey, Talic, I like your quote. Its funny for some reason.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/21/2004 11:04:38 AM | Message Detail
MY gamefaqs one? Well it's true....
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From: Kikiorie45 | Posted: 8/21/2004 11:06:22 AM | Message Detail
(When Cloud brought Areis home the first time)
Areis: MOM!!!! I'm home!
AM:Welcome Home! Who is this fine man?
*cloud picks his nose*
Areis:This is Cloud, my body guard.
AM:Don't tell me those stalkers followed you again.
Areis:Yes, but I'm ok, I had Cloud to protect me.
AM:Looks like a wuss to me...
*Cloud is upstairs sleeping*
Areis:He is mom, but he has a big sword to scare them off."
AM: Big sword how...
~END~
(I hope this was funny, it was my first...)
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It doesn't matter what you think you can do,
you're still only limited to what other people will let you do.
From: Kikiorie45 | Posted: 8/22/2004 6:44:22 AM | Message Detail
bump...
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It doesn't matter what you think you can do,
you're still only limited to what other people will let you do.
From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 8/22/2004 10:11:54 AM | Message Detail
Cloud: hey seph, guess what? I'm my own Grandpa!
Sephiroth:You know what? me too!
Cloud: You're my grandpa?
Sephiroth: No, I'm my grandpa!
Cloud: You know what? me too!
Sephiroth: You're my grandpa?
Cloud: No, I'm my grandpa!
Sephiroth:You know what? me too!
Cloud: You're my grandpa?
Sephiroth: No, I'm my grandpa!
Cloud: You know what? me too!
Sephiroth: You're my grandpa?
Cloud: No, I'm my grandpa!
Sephiroth:You know what? me too!
Cloud: You're my grandpa?
Sephiroth: No, I'm my grandpa!
Cloud: You know what? me too!
Sephiroth: You're my grandpa?
Cloud: No, I'm my grandpa!
Sephiroth:You know what? me too!
Cid: when %&^$#(* the %&$& will ^#%&(*$ they &^*$%^# stop %#&$&?
Barret: the hell do I know... they've gone on doing this for days at a time... I
think its some kinda game of concentration...
Tifa: a concentration game? hmmmm.... *Goes behind Sephiroth* *Goes Nude*
Sephiroth:You know what? me too!
Cloud:!!!!!!
Sephiroth: HAHAHAHAAA you lose! Cough up 100 gil!
Cloud: You know seph... You may have won a hundred gil, but I got to see Tifa
Naked AND I'm going to be the one sleeping with her tonight...
Sephiroth: *Turns around quick hoping to at least see a nipple* *Misses by a
split second*
Sephiroth: >_< DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Cloud: *Grabs Tifa, tucks her under arm, and runs to the nearest inn* *Inn
starts rocking back and forth*
Everyone: O_O;
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To be forgotten is worse than death...
From: crazyhorse 90 | Posted: 8/22/2004 5:18:04 PM | Message Detail
POST MORE!!!!!!! im not gonna make any bloopers cause i suck at
them =P
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BLEHHHH..........UGH I DONT FEEL SO GOOD.....
*throws up on whoever reads this sig*
From: savvykate | Posted: 8/23/2004 4:52:11 AM | Message Detail
I'm taking a break on Gil Troubles for a bit, I'll finish it
tomorrow or later or something. Oh, and...
===SPOILERS===
=Language Mix Up=
*in the middle of a random plain*
Narrator: On a perfectly normal day, in some random place on the overworld, a
huge bat-aw screw it. Sephiroth did some weird magic and made them...weird.
yeah.
Cloud: Dude, sup?
Cid: %&%&$&$&%&$&$%&%&%&$!
Cloud: Dudette, sup?
Tifa: Nmjc u?
Cloud: Same, dude. Same.
Aerith: I don't die. My name is really Aerig. Joe is a playable character.
Vincent:...!
Barret: Fo' shissle ma' nizzle bo dizzle no kizzle!
Vincent:...?
Barret: FIZZLE!
Tifa: OMGWTFROFLLMAOBBQ!!11!!1!11one+shift!11!11!
Red XIII: I believe that...*goes off on incomprehensible philosophical speech*
Vincent: *twitch*
Yuffie: Roffle.
Cait Sith: Yo, what's happenin', bro?
Cloud: Dude, not much.
Cait Sith: Same with me, ya?
Yuffie: Suicide is your only option.
Aeris: White Chocobos are obtainable. The Onyx Weapon is fightable. Palmer is
straight.
*gets mauled by various characters*
Ow. Anyway, if you don't get it:
Cloud-Dude
Barret-...Kinda normal, actually, but super exaggerated.
Tifa-n00b
Aeris- Lying
Red XIII- Phyilosphical
Cait Sith-WAKKA!
Cid: Normal, exaggerated
Yuffie: GFAQian
Vincent: t3h badass! AKA normal exaggerated.
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Blarg I am dead!
Urge to destroy world rising...
From: Arek Demonclaw | Posted: 8/23/2004 4:57:10 AM | Message Detail
lmao burningheart
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FEAR COMZERO's GIANT FLOPPY DONKEY **** OF TOTAL SMACKING!!
From: WhisperoftheDragons | Posted: 8/23/2004 5:02:08 AM | Message Detail
Barret: Well, Tifa, Meteor is going to hit, Cloud is nowhere to be
found, and we've got some bull**** execution setence on our heads, but I DO have
good news... I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to
Geico.
Director: Someone get that retard away from the Commercial Channel!!
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Confident bastard, aren't you? - Kain
"To the Light that shines after all else is gone... Hope."- An exert from the
Gurgan's Ode.
From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 8/23/2004 7:25:58 AM | Message Detail
(Shinra Mansion)
Sephiroth: "I will be heading North. If you wish to find out what a Reunion
is...then follow."
Cloud: "Wait, Sephiroth!"
Sephiroth: "..."
*chucks Materia at Cloud*
"Received Key Item 'Black Materia'!"
Cloud: "Hey, thanks! You saved us hours of boring story!"
*smashes orb of darkness*
Sephiroth: "Ah, ****! Why didn't they take this cutscene out before the
Temple of the Ancients disappeared?"
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The Knights of the Round- Over 99 Billion Owned.
From: ieatdirttoo | Posted: 8/23/2004 8:51:59 AM | Message Detail
In the northern crater when the path splits in two....
Cloud: Now dont any of you die on me!
Cloud slips off the cliff and falls to his death
Director: WTF, clumsy dumbass. Bring in the backup.
Steve-O walks up
Steve-O: Dude! A sword! he proceeds to stick the stunt sword in his #@%#& $^
just like any other thing he finds.
Cid: ^@*%$&@#@ idiot!
Tifa: Um......wow
Barret: Holy %$#&
Vincet: ...........
Cat Sith: WOW!
Yuffie: OMG!
RED XIII: Damn, Im a cat and I cant even do that.
Sephiroth walks up
Sephiroth: Whats wrong, Ive been waiting forever.
He notices steve-o
Sephiroth: WTF! OMG!
Director: Okay, get this idiot off the set
To be continued
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skatin in phili is just so much better than skatin anywhere else- Bam Margera
From: Tinker Me Elmo | Posted: 8/23/2004 11:45:59 AM | Message Detail
(Taken from my one topic. At Ancients temple)
*Right After the party defeats the wall Monsters*
Aeris- Come on Cait sith, Read how good of a couple we will be in the future!
Cait- Ok! Well it says your gonna Die In a little Bit Aeris, but until then It
looks pretty good!
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Sephiroth- Now Give me The Black Materia!
Cloud-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Cloud unwillingly Starts running to Sephiroth with Materia*
Sephiroth-..................
................
Sephiroth-What the Hell? Why are you running so slow Cloud?
Cloud- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sephiroth- OMG UR STILL SAYING "NO"? God just Throw it to me.
Aeris- Cloud, Even though I've been Given Ample Time to stop you, I still will
stand here like an Idiot!!
Cloud- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sephy- >.<
*Black Materia Given to sephy*
Cloud- Why the hell am I such a dumass Aeris?
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*Clouds dream as Aeris talks to him in the Sleeping forest*
Aeris- Don't you worry Cloud, I will Defeat Sephy!
*Aeris Runs off into the distance*
Cloud- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Starts Slowly Following*
*Sephy Floats down*
Sephy- Ur a dumass Cloud
Cloud- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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*Eats a Pie*
From: Non Toxic | Posted: 8/23/2004 12:31:51 PM | Message Detail
Cloud and Tifa dock the Highwind and get out to watch the sunset
and share their special moment....
Tifa: Cloud, are you, um, tickling me?
Cloud: No, should I be?
Tifa: Um, no, but, ummmmmm,........
Cloud:WTF?! Fire ants!!!! Jesus, hot,hot pants!!!
Tifa, now covered in ants: Dammit Cloud, if you weren't such a dreamy hopeless
romantic, this wouldn't have happened, and it would have been under the sheets,
out of the sheets, like with Reeves.....oops.
Cloud: What?!
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happening? Think about it. The bridge is to your left.
From: OmegaSephiroth2 | Posted: 8/23/2004 12:44:36 PM | Message Detail
Bad timing Blooper
Tifa's execution
Shinra Officer- Our sensor shows a massive creature headed this way.
Rufus- Well fire this gun at it!!!!!
Shinra grunt- Something is wrong with this ****en computer we cant fire!
Rufus- **** it.. Im leaving. You guys stay here and die with honor
Shinra officer and grunt- YES SIR!
*Rufus leaves
Shinra Officer- Ill stay here and cry while you fix the cannon.
Shinra Grunt- what button should i ****en press???? Hits the big red shiny
button
Computer*- Self-destruct sequence has been activated... 5 minutes for
evacuation!
Shinra Officer- You idiot!!!!!
Shinra grunt- Screw you loser!
Shinra Officer- It says press any key to cancel!! WHERE"S THE ANY KEY!???
*meanwhile tifa cell opens*
Scarlet- If you have to get something done, Do it yourself!
*Scarlet slaps Tifa
*Tifa slaps Scarlet
Scarlet: Agggghh!!!!!
*scarlets falls
Tifa: I overleveled.
...
*tifa hears a voice at the end of the cannon
*Highwind appears, and Tifa runs for it!
Barret: Hurry it up!!!! Weapon is coming any minute
*Second later, the sister ray fired at the Highwind!
*Everything blows up Killing everyone
*Sapphire weapon appears
Sapphire Weapon:?
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"You will now shed tears in scarlet."- Vicious
From: Dragonic Darkness | Posted: 8/23/2004 1:11:46 PM | Message Detail
XD XD XD XD XD
Tinker Me Elmo you've gotta do another one like that!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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fright- The Nightmare Before Christmas
From: The PS2 Gamer | Posted: 8/23/2004 4:19:14 PM | Message Detail
You guys got some funny stuff here!
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"It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool." Haruko, FLCL
From: Dragonic Darkness | Posted: 8/24/2004 5:18:02 PM | Message Detail
BUMP!!!!
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fright- The Nightmare Before Christmas
From: crazyhorse 90 | Posted: 8/25/2004 2:04:13 PM | Message Detail
POST MORE!
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BLEHHHH..........UGH I DONT FEEL SO GOOD.....
*throws up on whoever reads this sig*
From: Dragonic Darkness | Posted: 8/25/2004 6:02:56 PM | Message Detail
C'mon people! POST!!!*please*
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fright- The Nightmare Before Christmas
From: Shadow Flare13 | Posted: 8/25/2004 6:24:17 PM | Message Detail
*In the Shinra building before the motorcycle scene*
Tifa: Barret!!
Barret: Tifa! Where's Cloud?
Tifa: Everyone, over here!
Barret: Huh? What's up? Where's Cloud?
Tifa: I'll tell you later! Hurry, hurry!
*They all jump into the truck and Cloud comes down in an ice cream truck*
Cloud: What? It's the best I could find!
*Shinra people start chasing them on mototcycles but then stop when they see
Cloud*
Shinra Soldier: Lyk! OMg!! Do you have any chocolate ice cream?
From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/25/2004 6:28:45 PM | Message Detail
Dude you guys calm down...You can't force a blooper, you have to
wait for it...So hold on wait and more will come.
And since it seems like you don't know about this I'll tell you.....the blooper
topics go through A LOT of stages. Sometimes a lot of bloopers are posted and
sometimes none are...So just sit back and enjoy the ride.....
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From: Shadow Flare13 | Posted: 8/25/2004 6:30:57 PM | Message Detail
Oh wait, I have more.
***SPOILERS***
*Cloud walks up to Aeris in the
Forgotten City (before she dies).
Sephrioth comes down and misses Aeris*
Sephrioth: Owwiee! I hurt my knee caps! *looks down and sees his sword went
through his foot* Aw crap! *tries to run away and runs into a wall and is
knocked out*
Cloud: O.o
or
*Sephrioth comes down and kills Aeris*
Cloud: How could you do this?
Sephrioth: It's okay, I had subway for lunch!
Cloud: Oh, but still, Aeris is dead.
Sephrioth: I have some good news though.
Cloud: What?
Sephrioth: I just saved 10% on car insurance by switching to Geico! (sp?)
*later*
*Cloud gives the black materia to the Sephrioth in the mako shell*
Tifa: Cloud! You just gave the black materia to Sephrioth!
Cloud: It's okay, I had geico for lunch! Oh wait...
Cid: *^&$ing dumb%#^!
From: Tinker Me Elmo | Posted: 8/25/2004 7:01:10 PM | Message Detail
*NEXT TIME PUT A SPOILERS TAG IN TITLE!!!! (SPOILERS)*
[Takes Place Right before the Date With Tifa. In Clouds room]
Cloud- .............>_> <_< >_> <_< >_>
*Starts Putting on Dress from Wall Market*
*Knock at the door*
Cloud- Erm Just a Second!!
*Takes off dress*
Cloud- Yes?
Tifa- Ummm I thought you could keep me Company Tonight.
Cloud-.......Oh I get it! Let me Get Barret too!
Tifa- Ur a Dumass, Just you and me, lets go!
Cloud- But whats the fun Spending the Night where its just you and a Girl?
Tifa-.........-_-
*pushes Cloud out of room*
Tifa- Oh lets go on this ride!
Cloud- But Tifa! This ride SEATS ONLY 2 PEOPLE WITH COMPLETE PRIVACY. Why not go
on the Merry-go-round?
Tifa- .......-_-
*both go on ride*
Tifa- Erm Cloud, I want to Talk.
Cloud- OK! So Tifa, Did you see the new Episode Of Touched By an Angle?
Tifa- ...Ok Just shut up and let me talk, stupid. Erm Cloud. We have been
Friends All our Lives. Well um sometimes I feel We should Be "More then Just
friends."
Cloud- ......I'm Not Following.
Tifa- Ok.....Well I am starting to have strong Feelings for you. And I erm think
we should heh "Satisfy" those feelings.
Cloud-.......What?
Tifa- -_- CLOUD! There Are Ways to EXPRESS Love! You know? Perhapse YOU AND I
Should Express our love.
Cloud-.....huh?
Tifa- IN BED DUMASS. EXPRESS LOVE IN BED!!!!!!
Cloud-.............Tifa! I...........still don't get it. Explain it easier.
Tifa- LETS HAVE SEX CLOUD!
Cloud-.......*looks confused*
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*Eats a Pie*
From: ziggyme | Posted: 8/25/2004 7:03:39 PM | Message Detail
I'll try one. *Prepares to be flamed if I lack sense of humor,
which is probable*
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Cait Sith is being crushed by the temple of the ancients.
Director: Ah, a well shot scene.
Assistant director: Wait is this real?
Director: Yeah, I got tons of funding so I decided to blow it all on this scene
for no good reason and make an authentic temple to crush Cait Sith.
AD: Wow, but what about the actor in the Cait Sith suit?
Director: What?
AD: You hired a real actor to be put in the Cait Sith suit, remember.
Director: Yes
AD: Well Cait Sith may have a second copy but I don't think the actor does.
Actor in Cait Sith suit: Holy ****, this thing hurts!
Director: No, I'm pretty certain there is some sort of blue-screen or something.
AD: WTF? You just said it was completely authentic.
AICSS: The pain! The burning pain!
Director: Oh yeah.
*A dismembered leg flies across the stage*
Director: On the plus side I have life insurance on him.
AD: Hmm, the allure of money seems to destruct any normal morals that I would
normally be having at this time.
Director: Stop being cliche, lets go get drunk while they try to get another
Cait Sith.
AD: Sure.
Cloud: The director sure seems nice.
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vincit omnia" "Wine conquers all things"
From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/25/2004 7:11:25 PM | Message Detail
Tinker Me Elmo there hasn't been one yet...so why start now? ANd
yes I've been here since the 1st blooper topic.
I even tried to make a blooper topic way before the 1st one of this series was
made, but that never panned out....
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From: ziggyme | Posted: 8/25/2004 7:25:52 PM | Message Detail
How is mine? I want to know so that if it really sucks I won't
accidently plague your eyes with my horrors.
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Before I left my school my Latin teacher imparted 3 golden words upon me, "Vinum
vincit omnia" "Wine conquers all things"
From: OmegaSephiroth2 | Posted: 8/25/2004 7:50:56 PM | Message Detail
*somewhere on the fields
Cloud: I am getting sick and tired of this finger above me, its pointing at me
all the ****ing time, even when I sleep.
*Cloud tries to pull it off
Cloud: **** it, somebody help me
Barret: stand back
*Fires at the finger, no effect
Cloud: Cid do something
Cid: nothing i can do.
REDXIII: well dont look at me
*Yuffie and Vinceint tries to pull it off, useless.
Tifa: maybe its like a zit, its part of you cloud, and its annoying.
*All of a sudden Sephiroth appearS!!!!!!
Cloud: Sephiroth!!!! Everyone kill him!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: what's this? a finger on Your head cloud?
Cloud: yes i know its annoying!!!!!
*Sephiroth hits the finger with his masamune
Sephiroth: that is all i can do.
*Now the middle finger points at cloud
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/25/2004 7:53:31 PM | Message Detail
I thought it was funny ziggy....
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From: ziggyme | Posted: 8/25/2004 7:55:59 PM | Message Detail
Thank you very much. Now my ego won't collapse and maybe, just
maybe, I won't become a bum on the street with a through knowledge of the
history of Russia.
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From: Shadow Flare13 | Posted: 8/25/2004 7:57:44 PM | Message Detail
Tinker Me Elmo, that date blooper was hiliarous! I was actually laughing out loud! You need to make more!!
From: Shadow Flare13 | Posted: 8/26/2004 8:06:42 AM | Message Detail
bump
From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 8/26/2004 8:48:53 AM | Message Detail
OmegaSephiroth2: LMAO
*Now the middle finger points at Cloud
XD
ROFL
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From: Tinker Me Elmo | Posted: 8/26/2004 3:23:00 PM | Message Detail
bump, I will try and think of something, but you can't force these
things.
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From: Dragonic Darkness | Posted: 8/26/2004 5:59:15 PM | Message Detail
I know but Tinker Me Elmo the thing is that..... your just so ****ing
hillarious!
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fright- The Nightmare Before Christmas
From: AlmightyRuler | Posted: 8/26/2004 6:38:54 PM | Message Detail
This might already been said but Here Goes..
This scene takes place in the Flashback in Kalm When Cloud,Sephy, and the two
soldiers (i think), are riding in the back of the truck...
Sittin in silence all of a sudden Sephy rips a big one (fart)
Cloud: o wat the hell?
Sephy: wasn`t me
Cloud: yes it was *sniffs* omg wat did u eat?
soldier 1 : holy ****
soldier 2: stop the truck stop the truck
the truck stops ev1 flies out except sephy
Driver: wats the probl.. **** who blew one?
*Just then the dragon appears
sniff sniff he falls over dead*
Cloud: Well... that was easy
then ev1 starts laughing
I know its horrible this will be the last one i do im not very funny
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From: ziggyme | Posted: 8/26/2004 6:41:47 PM | Message Detail
My ego feels better.
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vincit omnia" "Wine conquers all things"
From: AlmightyRuler | Posted: 8/26/2004 7:00:18 PM | Message Detail
huh?
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From: ziggyme | Posted: 8/27/2004 4:29:57 AM | Message Detail
O don't mind me, I'm insane. Just ignore my opinion. Assuming I
have one that is.
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vincit omnia" "Wine conquers all things"
From: the master samurai | Posted: 8/27/2004 6:36:10 AM | Message Detail
mr.tuna and burning hearts, great job, i must have laughed for hours at yours.
From: Action II | Posted: 8/27/2004 7:53:18 AM | Message Detail
bump
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>.O!! DAMMIT!! MY EYE!!
From: AlmightyRuler | Posted: 8/27/2004 1:48:18 PM | Message Detail
bump!
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"This guy are sick" Aerith Final Fantasy Vll
From: Dragonic Darkness | Posted: 8/27/2004 4:02:24 PM | Message Detail
Please make one Tinker Me Elmo! Bump!
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fright- The Nightmare Before Christmas
From: Tinker Me Elmo | Posted: 8/27/2004 7:09:03 PM | Message Detail
>=( I have something called school!
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From: Dragonic Darkness | Posted: 8/27/2004 7:39:11 PM | Message Detail
U_U Unfortunately me too. I guess I get it. *walks away in sadness*
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From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 8/28/2004 1:16:00 PM | Message Detail
From: the master samurai | Posted: 8/27/2004 7:36:10 AM | Message
Detail
mr.tuna and burning hearts, great job, i must have laughed for hours at yours.
Really? I didn't really think my Bloopers were that funny. Guess it depends on
opinion. :P
Anyway, thanks for the compliments. : )
Hey, why don't we hold another tournament? it's been ages since we had one...
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/28/2004 1:21:07 PM | Message Detail
Well because no one showed up for the last one.....
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From: JC DentonDX | Posted: 8/28/2004 4:01:24 PM | Message Detail
This is the nerdiest thing I've ever seen! I love it
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/28/2004 7:14:14 PM | Message Detail
How the hell is this nerdy?
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From: ziggyme | Posted: 8/28/2004 7:21:45 PM | Message Detail
Wow, this is a pretty popular place for Bloopers. i checked on some
other boards. the bloopers are non-existent and on theHM:AWL board I'm
considered the funniest. I mean, its pathetic when you look to me as a source of
entertainment.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/28/2004 7:26:38 PM | Message Detail
Ziggy you want to see something pathetic? Well just look at the 1st
blooper I ever made......It was so terrible
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/29/2004 2:06:06 PM | Message Detail
You know what this post is.....
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From: JenovasWitness (gs) | Posted: 8/29/2004 3:13:02 PM | Message Detail
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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/29/2004 3:13:29 PM | Message Detail
^
Well, yes, I would consider that thing a Blooper.
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From: tierza89 | Posted: 8/29/2004 8:45:50 PM | Message Detail
uhh i'll try *spoilers*... yeah
Tifa: uhh Guys... Where's Barret??
Director: Who cares... we'll just do the sceen without him.
(cloud runs up the platform and attempts to kill aeris. He stops himself and
aeris rushes off the stage as the camera is centered on cloud. She is promptly
replaced by a rather poorly consructed aeris doll. sephiroth then flys down from
the ceiling and plunges his sword through the doll causeing some large bits of
stuffing to fall out onto the floor)
Tifa: hey...wait...where's the blood?
Director: (shakes his head) Dan! get over here!
dan the prop guy: Yeah boss?
Director: Dan! you slacker! wheres my fake blood???
DTPG: I don't know what happened to it. I left it right on the prop table.
Director: you better find it or it'll be your A$$!
DTPG: but sir! I'm not on this scene! this is Fred's scene
Director: grr(his face turning red) Fred get over here!!!!
Fred the other prop guy: yeah boss?
Director: what have you done with the fake blood???
FTOPG: i went to the prop table this morning but it wasn't there I thought you'd
already gotten it.
Director:(getting frustrated) does anybody know what happened to it???
Cloud: actually.. I do. I kinda gave it to barret last night for his fries. I
thought it was ketchup.
DTPG:("you mean it wasn't?...)
Tifa: Cloud! didn't you read the lable?? That stuff is highly toxic!
Cloud: Ohhh maybe that's why barret didn't answer when i knocked on his door
this morning. I thought he was just hung over......
Director: God... i've hired a bunch of geniouses!! well we'll just leave the
scene as it is
Tifa: Can;t we just order some more?
Director: Heck no! that stuff was expensive (to himself) we've barely had enough
money to fix all the other mistakes you blundering idiots have caused
Director: I'll just come up with some dumb reason for it later
Cloud: how about it was to signify its might and incredible fluid grace and
beauty
tifa: Wow Cloud! that was really insightful!
Cloud: thanks! I read it off the back of this candy bar.
From: tierza89 | Posted: 8/30/2004 4:51:57 PM | Message Detail
Sephiroth: I hate you, you stupid blundering idiot. You pathetic
excuse for a human being. I could beat you into a shivering puddle of
humiliation and defeat with just my words. You insignificant clump of wasted
space clouding my vision. You don't even deserve my painfully lashing yet
undenyably true comments, you filthy, unworthy pile of garbage!
Cloud: ouch...that hurt
From: man with shell | Posted: 8/30/2004 7:26:24 PM | Message Detail
I've got one!! Hope you like it. Oh, and there's a distinct
possibility of spoilers.
It's the end of disc 1. You charge through the city of the ancients and find
Aeris praying atop a platform. Hopping over the circular ledges, you quickly
reach her side. The camera angle changes... Sephiroth decends from above! He
points his sword at Aeris as he falls and SPLASH!
He misses the platform and falls right in the water.
Aeris casts holy, the planet is saved.
Cloud: I wonder why this game came with three discs? Damned DVD extras...
From: I1 Bahamut 1I | Posted: 8/30/2004 8:24:26 PM | Message Detail
dang these bloopers are funny.
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From: cjayc_is_a_fa_g (gs) | Posted: 8/30/2004 8:26:32 PM | Message Detail
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From: crazyhorse 90 | Posted: 9/1/2004 12:48:46 AM | Message Detail
BUMP!
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BLEHHHH..........UGH I DONT FEEL SO GOOD.....
*throws up on whoever reads this sig*
From: the master samurai | Posted: 9/1/2004 4:11:54 AM | Message Detail
i may make several over the whole game like defcon was doing, tell
me if u wanna hear em, i may suck at bloopers though.
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From: Arophous | Posted: 9/1/2004 4:19:53 AM | Message Detail
okay...
cloud 'Have you seen my sword?'
tifa 'No you left it at home...'
barret 'You forgot your materia too didnt you cloud?'
cloud 'uh oh spaghettios.....'
From: the master samurai | Posted: 9/1/2004 4:34:17 AM | Message Detail
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/1/2004 8:16:02 AM | Message Detail
I feel sorry for this topic, so I'm going to make a blooper.
*spoilers*
Sephiroth: *impales Aeris* "Hahaha! I just killed Aeris with my 'sword'!"
Cloud: *looks at Sephiroth's "sword"* "Sephiroth, what the hell is that? Red
piss or Aeris's blood?"
The blood then turns yellow.
Barret: "Dude, I can tell that that is not a real 'sword'. I mean, real 'swords'
should have balls too."
Sephiroth: "Oh, yeah, I can remember that some people stole it the other day..."
*looks at Blitzball players in a Blitz sphere* "NO! They have my balls! I'm
going to get them!" *gets in the blitz sphere and kills the blitzball players
with his "sword"* "Yes... My balls are back... Wait a minute... I'm not a
blitzball player! Oh... I can't breathe! Help me! NOOOOOO!!" *drowns to death*
Cloud: "Yes, now is my chance!" *gets in the sphere and takes Sephiroth's
"sword"*
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From: Cablevision | Posted: 9/1/2004 8:18:16 AM | Message Detail
^^^^^
gross yet entertaining
From: Tinker Me Elmo | Posted: 9/1/2004 1:18:10 PM | Message Detail
*enters with Blooper*
(Right as Aeris and Cloud enter Wall Market)
Aeris- Come on Cloud, lets find this ***** *** Girlfriend of yours.
Cloud- Ermm are you mad I told you Tifa is my Girlfriend?
Aeris- Of Course not! Now....oh god Cloud there's a bug on your crotch, let me
kick it.
*Aeris kicks Clouds Crotch*
Cloud- >.<
Aeris- Now lets go.
*after they wander around and find where Tifa is, they head to teh mansion*
Guard- This is the mansion of Don Coeran
(I'll call him Don), he isn't intrested in men anymore so you can't enter.
Aeris- Ok I'll go ahead to "save" Tifa.
Cloud- No wait! You can't go in there alone......But we need to save Tifa....
Aeris- Cloud I got it! you can dress up like a girl!
Cloud- WHAT!!!!
Guard- Uh I can still hear you.
Aeris- Excuse me, I'll be back with a cute friend.
Guard-.......Uh I know its gonna be that guy dressed up like a girl......
Cloud- Aeris I can't....
Guard- Are you even listening to me?
Aeris- Come on, We have to save slutface...oops I mean Tifa.
*they go wander around and get to the bar*
Store guy- WOW! u Are hot!
Aeris- Hi! Your Daughter told me that you can make a dress for us.
Store guy- Heh babay, Maybe we can go in back and I'll show you my O face! Oh Oh
Oh!
Cloud- Make me a dress
Store guy-..............XD oh god I will need to get a pic of this guy in a
dress!
Cloud- I want a dress thats Clean, and not Dirty.
Store guy-...............
Aeris- Lets go!
*TO BE CONTINUED*
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From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 9/1/2004 1:29:43 PM | Message Detail
*spoilers*
Sephiroth: *impales Aeris* "Hahaha! I just killed Aeris with my 'sword'!"
Cloud: *looks at Sephiroth's "sword"* "Sephiroth, what the hell is that? Red
piss or Aeris's blood?"
The blood then turns yellow.
Barret: "Dude, I can tell that that is not a real 'sword'. I mean, real 'swords'
should have balls too."
Sephiroth: "Oh, yeah, I can remember that some people stole it the other day..."
*looks at Blitzball players in a Blitz sphere* "NO! They have my balls! I'm
going to get them!" *gets in the blitz sphere and kills the blitzball players
with his "sword"* "Yes... My balls are back... Wait a minute... I'm not a
blitzball player! Oh... I can't breathe! Help me! NOOOOOO!!" *drowns to death*
Cloud: "Yes, now is my chance!" *gets in the sphere and takes Sephiroth's
"sword"*
O_o;
funny and ceepy at the same time.
hey, when's that FF7 meets DBZ blooper going to come out?
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/1/2004 1:31:34 PM | Message Detail
Dunno. And that is the second time someone quoted me without any
URLs.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/1/2004 1:33:07 PM | Message Detail
And because you did that, I thought you were posting a Blooper.
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From: Egonga (gs) | Posted: 9/1/2004 2:04:15 PM | Message Detail
*on board the Highwind*
Tifa: Uh Cloud, what are you doing to the navigation controls?
Cloud: I bought this awesome thing from the Gold Saucer souvenier store. It's called an "Action Replay".
Tifa: Okay... so why are you jamming it into the controls that prevent us from crashing and dying?
Cloud: Tsk... duh! With this device I can revive Aeris, dummy! I got directions from the Internet... I have to type in a thousand digit code, spin three times and touch my nose, and she's alive again!
Tifa: I don't think messing with the fabric of existance just so you can get some hot se...
Cloud: Quiet woman! I need to adjust this slightly and...
KABOOM!
*warning sirens flare as red lights flash everywhere*
Cid: What the **** did you just ****ing do, blonde-****?
Cloud: It.. er.. I... well... it was Barret! He's obviously a Shinra spy, and he messed with the controls!
Cid: **** man, that don't make ****. Barret hates the...
Barret: Dun' joo' be betrayin' me mutha' ****!! *shoots self dead*
Tifa: Oh my God! You killed Barret! :o
Nanaki: You bastard!
Cid: We're all about to die anyway you **** stupid ****ers!
Cloud: Tifa, in case we don't get through this alive, I want you to know... I'm gay.
*the ship crashes into a mountain and explodes in an awesome FMV. The crew are sent falling to the ground below and as they hit '1028' appears above their heads. They stand up*
Cloud: That wasn't so bad.
*Tifa's top tears off, although the good bits are blurred out*
Tifa: Dammit, my boobs must have gone up a level again!
Cloud: Tifa, I take it back, I'm straight again! O_O
From: man with shell | Posted: 9/1/2004 4:15:41 PM | Message Detail
It's the beginning of the game, in Midgar. Cloud, Tifa, and Barret
storm through the front doors of the Shinra HQ.
Lady at Front Desk: AHH! It's AVALANCHE! *presses alarm*
Barret: You bet yo' *** it's AVALANCHE!
Hundreds of soldiers charge down the stairs, armed to the teeth.
Cloud: Oh, wait. That's right. Shinra has an army. That's why storming in
the front door was a bad idea. My bad, guys.
From: Dragonic Darkness | Posted: 9/1/2004 5:09:56 PM | Message Detail
HAHAAHAHA XD. Tinker Me Elmo and The Master Samurai are just too
****ing hillarious!
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From: tierza89 | Posted: 9/1/2004 5:30:36 PM | Message Detail
the scene after the first reactor mision in the slums)
Director: Ok everybody get in your places for the next scene.......wait a minute
where is everybody???? Bill! get over here!
Head assistant Bill: Sir?
Director: Bill, where are all of my slum residents? There are supposed to be
people milling around here!!!
HAB: Um, sir...the NPC's that we hired to play the parts have gone on strike.
Director: Strike?? what for?
HAB: Something about free speech...we aren't really sure, no one can get more
than two words out of them. You try talking to them!
Director: Fine (head assistant bill leads the director to where the NPC's are
striking) You there! What's going on???
NPC1: Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
Director: What? What for???
NPC1: Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
Director: Fine!....You, Why are you on strike??
NPC2: NPC's always have very restrictive speaking limitations.
Director: What are you talking about?
NPC2: NPC's always have very restrictive speaking limitations.
Director: Can't any of you say more than one line????
NPC3: Oh! Oh! I can!!! I speak in a loop!
Director: Fine then! Tell me, why are you on strike?
NPC3: We want our right of free speech.
Director: Right of free speech? But you have the right of free speech!
NPC3: Not really. NPC's are mostly unimportant characters that are only
programed with a few lines. No matter how many times you talk to us, we just
keep repeating ourselves.
Director: If you just keep repeating yourselves then how did you go on strike?
NPC4: Someone must have triggered a special event. NPC's speech loops can change
when certain events happen, but otherwise we just keep repeating ourselves.
Director: I hired you to do this job! I suggest you stop with you silly strike
nonsense right now!!!
NPC's: and repeating ourselves
Director: If you all don't get back to work...
NPC's: And repeating ourslves
Director: That's it! All of you! You're fired!!!
NPC's and repeating ourselves.
Director: will someone please get them out of here???
*special event triggered*
NPC's: We would all like to inform the director that he is a smelly monkey
licker
Director: What did you say???
*special event triggered*
NPC's: We would all like to inform the director that he walked around all day
yesterday with toilet paper on his shoe.
Director: I did not!
*special event triggered*
NPC's: we would all like to inform the cast and crew that the directors real
name is Sheldon.
Director: That's it! all of you! OUT!!!!
Bill!!!!! You have to find me eleven new NPC's ASAP!!!
HAB: (snickering) Sure thing sheldon.
Director: What did you say?
HAB: Uhhhh.....I'll get right on it sir!
*please note thatI have deep respect for any one who has had the great
misfortune of being named sheldon*
From: tierza89 | Posted: 9/1/2004 5:31:51 PM | Message Detail
whats your opinion. Should I keep writing or should I stop..... before i hurt some one with my attempts at humor
From: tierza89 | Posted: 9/1/2004 5:34:07 PM | Message Detail
God... that one was long wasn't it........ sorry about that
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/1/2004 5:37:00 PM | Message Detail
Keep making them, but only make good ones in the future. That one
wasn't very good.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 9/1/2004 6:17:36 PM | Message Detail
Holy **** yoohoo....that hase so damn funny!!!!
in other words I have been roffled....
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From: Deuce ex Defcon | Posted: 9/1/2004 6:44:31 PM | Message Detail
I thought tierza's was good...
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/1/2004 6:51:37 PM | Message Detail
Holy **** yoohoo....that hase so damn funny!!!!
What are you talking about? Mine or someone else's blooper? I don't get what
you're saying, man.
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From: tierza89 | Posted: 9/1/2004 6:59:05 PM | Message Detail
I see... no, I shall not disgrace this board any more with my
pitiful space wasting excuses for bloopers. I suppose i am just not a very funny
person. Ahh well, I was bored, It matters not
(WTH? am I like from the renaissance or something......)
I deeply appologize for that also.....
From: the master samurai | Posted: 9/1/2004 7:08:25 PM | Message Detail
draconic darkness, did you really think mine was funny? if so i
guess ill continue.
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From: tierza89 | Posted: 9/1/2004 7:21:41 PM | Message Detail
really? Then i feel better. I'll try another one. If i have time. school is so time consuming.......
From: Talic300 | Posted: 9/1/2004 7:23:08 PM | Message Detail
Yours was funny......REALLY funny
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From: tierza89 | Posted: 9/1/2004 7:34:03 PM | Message Detail
who?
From: the master samurai | Posted: 9/1/2004 7:42:55 PM | Message Detail
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From: the master samurai | Posted: 9/1/2004 7:52:18 PM | Message Detail
thanx to defcon i realized my posts had tos violations in it, if
you want to see them, e-mail me at i_am_the_master_samurai@yahoo.com and i'll
e-mail you the bloopers i've made.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/2/2004 12:53:42 PM | Message Detail
God: "Let there be light!" *looks at Palmer* "MOVE!!!"
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/2/2004 4:32:05 PM | Message Detail
I am pissed off. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO USE THE NAME BAHAMUT BUT ME!
I KIY YOO! *Spontaneously combusts*
B-Nizzle(previous blooper): SERVE'D
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/2/2004 4:35:26 PM | Message Detail
Hey, bahamut, I forgot my password on your forums (seriously) can
you e-mail it to me? My e-mail address is in my profile.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/2/2004 4:39:19 PM | Message Detail
I don't know it. But, that's okay! Because I can change it! I can
do that, you know. Just E-mail me what you want your password to be, and I'll
change it. I can change passwords, so cool.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/2/2004 4:40:28 PM | Message Detail
But I remember Talic setting up my picture, picture text, and sig
by himself.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/2/2004 4:41:43 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, he did. Admins can change any part of other members profiles.
But, I can't see your current password.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/2/2004 4:42:42 PM | Message Detail
Oh, okay. And I just sent you a mail, Andrew.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/2/2004 4:43:48 PM | Message Detail
..... You really want that password? Do those letters/numbers mean
anything?
AND I'M BAHAMUT! NEVER ANDREW! ANDREW IS WEAK! I RULE OVER HIM!
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/2/2004 4:46:20 PM | Message Detail
Dude, actually, it's gotta be six or more characters.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/2/2004 5:06:36 PM | Message Detail
Okay. I'll send you another mail.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/2/2004 5:07:33 PM | Message Detail
Wait a sec, you just sent me a mail with my password on it.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/2/2004 5:08:14 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, I did. Hope you like the new password. *Wink*
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/2/2004 5:11:07 PM | Message Detail
WTF??? I'm using that password, but it won't work!
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/2/2004 5:15:12 PM | Message Detail
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/2/2004 5:16:13 PM | Message Detail
Oh jeez... Please delete that post. I already copied it.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/2/2004 5:17:43 PM | Message Detail
An Error Has Occurred!
Invalid username/password combination.
... We just know we're having fun doing it.
Erm... WTF???
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/2/2004 5:19:29 PM | Message Detail
Let me look into it, I'll get back to you. And you know Bahamutporn
would be sexy.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/2/2004 5:25:26 PM | Message Detail
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/2/2004 5:27:53 PM | Message Detail
Okay, then whats my ID?
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/2/2004 5:28:57 PM | Message Detail
livewire65
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From: Xtreme X1 | Posted: 9/3/2004 8:51:00 AM | Message Detail
bump
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From: FFguyx17 | Posted: 9/3/2004 9:23:29 AM | Message Detail
(In The Beginning of the game In Tifa's Bar)
Director: Allright Tifa and Cloud childhood Scene Take 1
Tifa: Do you remember that promise you make to me Cloud? When we were kids?
Cloud: *shrugs*
Tifa: You dirty little @&12?!jh@, *slap* I thought you promised me you help me
if I was ever in trouble...
Cloud: Oww... my face... *cries*
Director: Cut, cut... Allright lets try this again, Take 2
Tifa: Do you remember that promise you make to me Cloud? When we were kids?
Cloud: Yeah
(Scene fades to Cloud and Tifas childhood)
Cloud: .... (waits for Tifa when all of a sudden he burst into flames)
Cloud: EEEEKKKKK (screaming like a little girl girl)
Tifa: Huh?
Director: Cut, WTF was that. (Turns toward Aeris) Aeris you know youre not
supossed to cast fire on Cloud.
Sorry I have to cut this short but ill make more later. Bye Bye for know ~
FFguyx17
From: bladegash | Posted: 9/3/2004 10:01:35 AM | Message Detail
(spoilers)
cloud: aeris....
aeris:*is praying for holy*
cloud:.....
sephiroth comes flying down ontop of her.....
*boom, crash*
aeris:........ow..
director: cut... redo.....
*slaps slate together*
director: ACTION
cloud: aeris....
aeris:*is praying for holy*
cloud:.....
sephiroth: (is this my cue?oh yeah)*comes flying down from the sky performing
aeris's death scene...*
director: cut!!!perfect....
sephiroth: *frozen in midair right before killing aeris*
director: bring in the double...
sick guy from tube: ... im here.....
*aeris and sick guy from tube switch places*
director:ACTION
sephiroth:*stabs sick guy from tube through the back*
sick guy: .......(that kinda hurt)....
cloud:..(why do we have to bring in this stupid stunt double?)... damn...
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From: FFguyx17 | Posted: 9/3/2004 10:19:53 AM | Message Detail
(In The Beginning of the game in Tifa's Bar)
Director: Now this is your last chance Cloud, you better get it right.
Cloud: Ok
Cameraman: We're rolling.
Tifa: Do you remember that promise you make to me Cloud? When we were kids?
Cloud: Yeah
(Scene fades to Cloud and Tifas childhood)
Cloud: .... (waits for Tifa when all of a sudden he is struck by lightning and
falls to the ground in a pile of ash)
Director: Who was it this time?
All: Not me.
(All turn to see a rain cloud floating over the ashes that make up Cloud)
Director: I need a better job. *sighs*
From: FFguyx17 | Posted: 9/3/2004 10:33:05 AM | Message Detail
(Battle with Ruby Weapon)
Party:
Cloud lvl 99
Tifa lvl 99
Vincent lvl 99
Cloud: Allright guys we can beat'im.
Tifa: Take this *Casts Ultima twice with Wmagic linked with Quadra magic*
0 damage
Vincent: Let's see if he can handle this *Transforms into Chaos uses Satan Slam*
0 damage
Cloud: Looks like its up to me *Summons Knights of Round*
0 damage
Cloud: Holy ****
Ruby Weapon: *squish* (steps on Cloud not even knowing he was there)
Vincent & Tifa: AHHHHH!!!! (run away)
From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/3/2004 10:35:20 AM | Message Detail
Barret climbs
Mt. Corel to fight a mysterious woman, as a part of some sort of mission.
Failing, he is rescued by Red XIII.
Red XIII: You OK dude?
Barret: *ugh* Sorta... Thanks man...
Red XIII: Thanks? Hmph... You should be more careful next time! Now get some
rest.
Barret: *sleeps*
The next day:
Red XIII: Hey Barret, you got a visit!
Barret: Who?
Tifa: Hey Barret!
Barret: Oh, yo Tifa.
Tifa: What happened to you?
Barret: I got my (censoured) kicked yesterday by some (censoured). But don't
worry, I'll be fine soon
Tifa: Where you working for Cortez again?
Barret: I thought I'd get some cash. I need to pay Marlene's schooling.
Tifa: I could help you.
Barret: Cool! Thanks! When should we start?
Tifa: Right now! Get your lazy (censoured) outta the bed and get to work, (censoured)!
Barret (thinking): Tifa cussin? Sumthins wrong here... Aw well. *leaves bed*
This was just an intro to my uber-long blooper, it wasn't supposed to be funny.
I'll continue it soon though.
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From: FFguyx17 | Posted: 9/3/2004 10:35:27 AM | Message Detail
Sorry if my bloopers suck. I'm new so... yeah.
~FFguyx17
From: man with shell | Posted: 9/3/2004 11:16:39 AM | Message Detail
A balding man sits in a small room, scratching his head with his
left hand and wearing a wearied look. A plaque on his door identifies him as the
director.
Director: Damn!
An assistant walks in the room.
Assistant: What is it, sir?
Director: My CG art team quit. Said they were tired of being forced to
draw images that were better looking than the actors themselves.
Assistant: What do they mean? Our actors aren't that ugly.
Director: You don't understand. Since the damned idiots tried to get
honey out of that beehive, the beestings have caused their hands to swell up
like balloons. They look like they're wearin' boxing gloves!!
Assistant: So how are we gonna make Meteor? We need those CG guys for
that!
Director: Wait! I've got it!
Later that week...
Cloud (looking up at the sky): Way to go, Mr. Director! It looks like
there's a real meteor up there! How'd you do that?
Director: Oh, I have my ways...
Assistant (running up, out of breath): Sir! I can't find the black
materia anywhere!
Director (tapping a lump hidden in his pocket): I'm sure it'll turn up.
(under his breath) So, they want reality TV, do they? I'll show them reality!!
Mwa ha ha...
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/3/2004 11:37:44 AM | Message Detail
Near end of Disc Two.
Cloud: I'll make enough ruckus for everyone!
Engines start
Cloud: Jesus no! I'm gonna die! Take her! *Points at Tifa*
Tifa: Cloud, it's just Cid starting the airship, just like we practiced.
Cloud: *Sniff* Oh yeah....
Everyone reunites, and Disc Two Ends.
Cloud: WTF is Disc Three?
Sephiroth:...... a figment of your imagination. Do not bother looking for it.
That way, YOU CAN NEVER STOP M..... I mean, uh, you don't have to worry about
the planet anymore.
Cloud: Why not?
Sephiroth: Because, uh, Disc Three is going to stop meteor. I promise.
The End. Sorry, Best I had.
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From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/3/2004 12:11:08 PM | Message Detail
My uber-long blooper part 2
Barret and Tifa goes to Cortez's mansion.
Barret: Ugh sorry man I failed.
Cortez (GTA: VC): (censoured)! I'll just give you an easier mission. Apparently
there has been several attacks on a castle called "Game FAQs". We have several
allies there, so we would like you to protect the castle.
Tifa: Who is invading it?
Cortez: An organization called "Fanboys". They are spilt in a few main groups:
1) Cloud fanboys, the boneheads.
2) Tifa fanboys, the pervets.
3) Aeris fanboys, the nerds.
4) Barret fanboys, the angry guys.
5) Cait Sith fanboys, the ... wait, there are no Cait Sith fansboys!
6) Cid fanboys, the druged fools.
7) Red XIII fanboys, the dogs.
8) Vincent fanboys, the idiots.
9) Sephiroth fanboys, (see 1 and 8)
10) Yuffie fanboys, the people who are all of the above (except pervets and
angry guys) (Boneheads, nerds, druged fools, dogs, idiots, and whatever category
Sephiroth fanboys are)
Barret: So what do you want us to do?
Cortez: Each group has a leader. I want you to implant these chips (not Cheetos)
in their leaders.
Tifa: Do we get extra help or something?
Cortez: Take this cellphone, you'll call "him" to help you whenever you need.
Barret: Hahaha! What kinda idiot is named him?
Tifa: ....
Cortez: ... Allow me to introduce him.
Tommy Vercetti: Sup (Woah! A babe! And a giant black dude! I bet he can dig any
of my enemies hehehehehe...)
Tifa: (censoured)!!!!!! Why not someone else? This guy is a stupid pervet!
Cortez: Don't worry. He won't bug you.
Tifa (thinking): Darn we better not call him then... I'll just put this
cellphone on Osama's pocket, I doubt anyone would find him anyway.
This chapter was also kinda boring It's also part of the intro I promise It'll
be funny later on...
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From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 9/3/2004 4:12:10 PM | Message Detail
I've got a good blooper...
FF7 Goes to church!!!
*Everyone walks into some random church, Preacher starts talking about god,
duurr hurr, that's what a church is for*
Preacher: and now for our offertory. *Starts passing around a plate that
everyone puts Gil on as Donations to the church*
Yuffie: Hmmm... okay, I'll put in a Gil... *Snatches plate and runs away*
Cid: YOU COME BACK HERE, YUFFIE YOU LITTLE ****ING *****!!! DAMN *******!!!!! I
PUT A THOUSAND GIL ON THAT ****ING PLATE!!!! *is running after Yuffie*
Barret: WTF!?
Preacher: Damn, that's the third time this month that's happened... *returns to
podium to continue "Teaching the word of god"*
Cloud: Man... I'm so damn thirsty... and hungry.... Tifa, I wanna drink...
Tifa: Shut up, Cloud...
(About an hour later)
Cloud: THAT"S IT!!!! *Rips Tifa's shirt open and starts sucking on her boobs*
Tifa: (-_-+) *Smacks Cloud*
Preacher: *Notices Tifa's Boobs* *starts flurting with her* *suddenly grabs her
and runs away*
Cloud: WTF DO YOU THINK YOU"RE DOING YOU ****ING ****!!!!!!!??????? YOU DARE TO
STEAL MY WO-MAN!!!??? *runs after preacher*
Barret: Damn... that is ****ed up, and no ****ing crap of a thang is goin to
change my mind about that.....
Vincint:*is jittery and nervous about who knows what* Man, I hate churches...
Cait sith: Why?
*Ground opens up and swallows Vincent*
Vincent: (as he is falling) This's why, you damn Idiot!!!
*ground closes up again*
Sephiroth: ouch... that had to hurt
Aeris:Sephiroth!? you come to church!?
Sephiroth: hey, just because I'm bent on ruling the world doesn't mean I'm a
Heartless *****... Oh, man, that guy outside is selling Hot dogs half off!!!
*Runs off*
Barret: Man, WTF is going on today???
Nanaki: I have no Idea...*sees a Female dog that is in heat outside* HOLD ON
BABY, I"M COMIN'!!!
Aeris/Barret/Cait Sith: ......
*Cait sith goes to broadway and becomes a Comedian, Barret and Aeris become the
most popular preachers in the slums, with Barret's hit-line: "I Pity Da Foo, Who
Don't believe in the one and damn true Lord!!!" Sephiroth kills Aeris once
again, But Barret simply uses a pheonix down on her and says that "the one and
true god rivived her" and became even more famous*
THE END
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/3/2004 4:27:22 PM | Message Detail
After I post this blooper, it will be enough with the "sword"
nonsence for me.
*spoilers*
Final Battle
Cloud and Sephiroth: *shows each other their "weapons"*
Cloud: "HA! My "sword" is better compared to yours!"
Sephiroth: "No! Mine is much longer!"
Cloud: "Mine is much thicker and heavier! Yours is too skinny."
Sephiroth: "Yours has holes in them and mine can actually piss!"
Cloud: "Well, the holes are also opening for pisses!"
Director: "Will the two of you shut up about this, this "sword" nonsence?"
Cloud and Sephiroth: "Okay, okay..." *unequips*
Director: "(..!) ...I quit."
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From: MasterBahamut07v2 | Posted: 9/3/2004 6:07:33 PM | Message Detail
Hey guys, this is my new account, I wont be using any other of my
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From: ff7guyx17 | Posted: 9/3/2004 6:09:54 PM | Message Detail
(Spoilers)
End of disc 3 in the middle of Crater
Cloud: Allright guys we need to split up
Barret: I'm with Tifa
Cloud: No I am
Vincent: I thought we agreed Tifa was coming with me
Cid: Look I get the ****ing chick you *****es
Cloud, Barret, Vincent, and Cid start fighting
Cid: You dirty little piece of ****
Cloud: Take this *Onmislash*
Cait Sith gets his head chopped off in the Omnislash and Red XIII randomly burst
into flames
Tifa: Hey who ever said I like any of you anyway
CloudVincetBarretCid: HUH???
Cloud: But Tifa youre supposed to love me. I mean if ever played the game its
kinda obvious
Tifa: *slaps* Nonsense, besides Red XIII was always much cuter but now he's
kinda dead
Cloud: Damnit
Tifa: Now who should I chose to go with... hmm Barret? No I'm racist, Cid? No to
loud and Vincent is just plain weird.
Tifa: Hey Sephiroth!!
Sephiroth: Huh me?
Tifa: Yeah, youre my battle buddy.
Sephiroth: Haha I get the babe this time
Director: This is really messed up. They're supposed to be trying to kill
Sephiroth.
Cloud and others: /(o_o)\ *sad face*
Aeris: Did I miss something?
Sephiroth: I thought I killed you.
Sephiroth goes to kill Aeris. She pulls out her staff and shoves it through his
head and beats him up.
Director: Ya know Tifa there's no one left but me. Maybe we could-
Tifa: No way. *slaps*
END
Sorry its not too good
Heehee (everyone loves Tifa) ~FFguyx17
From: Tinker Me Elmo | Posted: 9/3/2004 6:39:09 PM | Message Detail
*LEIK WHOMG its Part 2 of my last Blooper*
Aeris- Ok now we got the dress Cloud, go try it on!
Cloud- But Aeris. You Kicked me in the Nutz! and I Cried
;_;
;_;
Aeris- Its not like you ever needed em anyways
BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN
Cloud- ;_;
*Cloud enters dressing room and starts changing*
Cloud- How....hows this go on?
Aeris- Let me see
*Cloud Stumbles out with the dress inside out, Upside down, and on backwards
with a pair of Panties over his head*
Aeris- ..........Erm I think we need a wig.
*they head to the gym*
Cloud- ;_; aeris these guys are so mean looking!
Aeris- Why don't you go in the showers and bend over for the guys?
Cloud- Now aeris, why would I do that?
Aeris- Cause thats how u like it.
BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNN
Aeris- Oh hi Lady with a wig. Can we have that?
Lady- LEIK j00s gotta do swatorz!
Aeris- MEEEE?
Lady- No, that Loser over there.
Cloud- MOMMY!!!!
Aeris- Oh ok. Now Cloud, press Square, X, then Circle in that order.
Cloud- What?
Aeris- Damit Cloud stop being a dummy.
Cloud- How do I press Square or X?
Lady- GOOOOOO
Cloud- MOMMY!!!!!!
*seventeen minutes later*
Lady- Ok this guy had 207 squats and you had 1 and a half.
Cloud- ......do I win?
Aeris- Ah **** it!
*Aeris kicks lady and takes wig*
Aeris- Run Cloud!!!!
Cloud- MOMMMYYYYYYYYYY
*they run away*
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
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From: MasterBahamut07v2 | Posted: 9/3/2004 8:52:33 PM | Message Detail
DJ Talk Show Part 4
Cloud: okay, I think I'm finally over the Palmer incident.... Anway, today, my
guest speaker today is Aeris!
Aeris: I told you Cloud, I'm Aerith.
Cloud: Riiiiiiiiiiiiihihiiiight. Of course you are.
Aeris: ..... Don't you mean, "Off course!"?
Cloud: Hey, that was the translator's fault!
Aeris: Riiiiiiiiiiiiihihiiiight.
Cloud: Grr... alright, let's take a call.
Caller: I have a question for Aeris.
Aeris: It's AERITH!!!
Caller: That's nice, no one cares.
Cloud: Thank... you!
Caller: Anyway...
A stomping noise is heard.
Caller: Uh, what was that?
Cloud: *In squeaky voice* Uh, nothing... and it's Aerith now
Caller: Right. Anyway.... Aeris... Have you heard of a place called the City of
the Ancients?
Aeris: It's Aerith! And yes, why?
Caller: Beware falling objects. That's your fortune.
Cloud: *In squeaky voice* Cait Sith?
Cait Sith: Uh, no, uh, what makes you think that?
Cloud: Uh, fortune telling?
Cait Sith: Aerith, tell him that's ridiculous.
Aeris: IT'S ****ING AERIS! I mean, ah, darn it.
Cloud: Well, uh, since this call means absolutely nothing....
Aeris walks out the door
Cloud: And my guest has just left, I guess we leave for today.
Cait Sith: yeah, I gu...... Oh, uh, hi Aer... AHHHH!!!
The End.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/3/2004 9:08:02 PM | Message Detail
Okay, this blooper will have the blooper trio in it, and a stupid
person...
Cloud: (In Costa Del Sol)
"Ahh... I love taking a tan with hot girls in bikinis..."
yoohoo65: *sets up a stupidity contest*
Jax1299: "Oh! I wanna enter!" *trys to enter the contest*
yoohoo65: *kicks Jax in the nuts* "Sorry. No professionals."
MB07 and Talic300 appears.
MB07: "Dude, wassup? Wait, what is that? A stupidity contest? Who won?"
yoohoo65: "FF7_Rocks(gs)"
Talic300: "Thats cool."
Cid: "Crap! I can't smoke in the sun! Its getting as hot as hell!"
Talic300: "Hehe, you said hell..."
MB07: *looks at Barret* "Yo, Barret! yoohoo wants to say something to you!"
yoohoo65: "So, do you like your "gun"?
Barret: "Hell, yeah."
yoohoo65: "How do you use it?"
Barret: "Well, you see, you just put it on your hand and... Wat a sec..."
*thinks about what he just said* "DAMN!!!"
yoohoo65: "Looks like we have a new winner!"
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From: Are You Listening | Posted: 9/3/2004 9:29:52 PM | Message Detail
*in Temple of
Ancients
when Sephiroth is about to get Black Materia*
Cloud: *walks toward Seph* Ah, **** it. DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!! *kills Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: Oh ****. There goes the Planet.
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Man: Battle with Emerald Weapon, Take 1
Director: ACTION
Cloud: *uses deathblow*
Emerald Weapon: *dies*
Director: CUT!
-a long while later-
Man: Emerald Weapon battle, take 1,046
Director: ACTION
Cloud: *uses Omnislash* HAHAHA DIE SEPHIROTH
E. Weapon: How did you know?
Cloud: I have Jenova cells. Dur...
*Sephiroth pulls off top of emerald weapon disguise*
Sephiroth: Jenova THIS! *uses Aire Tam Storm*
Cloud: ...
Sephiroth: All right then... *puts top of disguise back on and uses Emerald
Beam*
Cloud: ...WTF?
Director: CUT! CUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUT!
Man: Take 1,037
Director: ACTION!
Cloud: *summons Knights of Round*
E. Weapon: *Ruby Ray*
Cloud: Ruby Ray? WTF Sephiroth, what are you smoking? YOU ARE EMERALD WEAPON!
E. Weapon: RAAAWWRRRGH!
*Emerald Weapon's body falls apart to reveal Ruby Weapon*
Cloud: Uh...Sephiroth...?
Ruby Weapon: RAAAWWRGH!
Director: CUT!
Man: Take 1,038...
Director: ACTION!
Cloud: *W-Summon Knights of Round*
E. Weapon: *Revenge Stomp*
Vincent: *Mime*
Cait Sith: *Mime*
E. Weapon: *Turk Light*
Cait Sith: Reno, what are you doing in there?
E. Weapon: REEVE?
Reeve(Cait Sith): Yeah, it's me.
Reno: I dunno...I thought
this was the Gelnika battle...
Cloud: WTF? First Sephiroth, then Ruby Weapon, now Reno? **** it, Reno, can ya
get me into SOLDIER?
Reno: Sure thing. *hacks the shinra database with reeve's help and makes Cloud a
SOLDIER 1st Class*
Director: God...
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*Sephiroth battle*
Cloud: *puts on War- Why Can't We Be Friends*
Sephiroth: I LOVE THIS SONG!!!
*Cloud. Vincent and Cid beat up on Sephiroth while he is rocking out to Why
Can't We Be Friends*
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*Sephiroth encounter at Whirlwind Maze*
Sephiroth: ****, why do I have to call Meteor when I'm just going to kill myself
as well!
Cloud: You're right Sephy.
Sephiroth: DON'T CALL ME SEPHY!!!
Jenova: Why shouldn't he? Sephy sounds nice.
Sephiroth and Cloud: O_O JENOVA YOU CAN TALK?
Jenova: Of course. What did you think I was, a zombie?
Sephiroth: Hey wait a sec, you aren't Jenova...
*Sephiroth pulls off Jenova's face to reveal...*
Cloud, Sephiroth, Vincent and Yuffie: TIFA?!!!
Tifa: This is not Tifa...This is...Jenova*TIFA...Ah!
Jenova*TIFA:Cloud, help, I'm being possessed by Jenova!
Sephiroth: Move aside Vincent and Yuffie, Cloud and I will take Jenova. (Damn
you Jenova, why did you betray me! Tifa was MINE, you were supposed to get
Yuffie!)
Cloud: Nice to be back on your side, Sephy.
Sephiroth: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME SEPHY!!
Cloud: Sephy Sephy Sephy...*dances around calling Sephiroth "Sephy"*
Sephiroth: AARRGH SHUT UP CLOUD!!!(Urge to kill...rising...)
*Cid, Barret, Vincent, Rufus, Heidegger, Cait Sith, Yuffie, Jenova*TIFA and Red
XIII take up the Sephy dance*
Sephiroth: AAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STOP! STOP! STOP I SAY!!!
Sephiroth clone #2(This guy are sick): Sephy Sephy Sephy...(Psst...Cloud...it's
Aeris...)
Cloud: Sephy Sephy Sephy...(Aeris? You're supposed to be dead!)
Aeris: Sephy Sephy Sephy...(That Aeris in the city was a fake!)
Cloud: (Hmm...So that's how you'll trick them.)
Aeris: (Hmmm...So that's how you tricked them)
Cloud: (Off course!)
Aeris: (This guy are sick.)
Cloud: (Let's mosey.)
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From: FFguyx17 | Posted: 9/4/2004 10:54:21 AM | Message Detail
Fluffly Bunny Doom: Part I
Director: Allright guys me and my assistant are going on vacation. I dont want
any of you to screw anything up OK?
All: Ok.
(Sometime later)
RedXIII: I wanna make a movie, I wanna make movie!!!
Cid: But the ****ing director said not to touch the ****
RedXIII: Fine Cid, you can be my assitant. The rest of you are the actors. Here
are youre lines *hands out some papers* Oh yeah I forgot. Yuffie and Cait Sith,
nobody likes you so you're not in the move
/(o_o)\
(One week later)
RedXIII: Ok everyone, ya know you're lines?
All(except Yuffie and Cait Sith): Yes
Cid: Fluffy Bunny Doom take 1
(Setting: Tifa's room with a cage full of bunnies on her dresser.)
Tifa(on the phone): Hey Cloud I just got these bunnies and i have to give my
grandma this basket of cookies while wearing this red hood. Can you take care of
them for me?
Cloud: Anything for the ladies.
Tifa: Thanks. I'm leaving tonight. Bye! *hang up*
Cloud (to himself): Man, all the chicks dig me.
(Later that night)
Cloud: Hey Tifa, I'm here! Hmm... must've already left.
*goes up to Tifa's room*
Cloud: Hey, I see the cage but no bunnys.
*rustling noise behing Cloud*
Cloud: Huh? Oh there you little bunnys are. Come to Uncle Cloud- huh? Ahhhhh!!!
Bunny attac- arghh Cant Breathe!!! Unghh...
(the bunnies hide the dead corpse waiting to close on an unsuspecting Barret and
Vincent) It is the beginning, Of the End
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From: Are You Listening | Posted: 9/4/2004 6:45:37 PM | Message Detail
Man: Diamond Weapon battle, take one
Director: aand...ACTION!
Cloud: Yo Sephiroth.
D. Weapon: Hey Cloud.
Vincent and Cid: WTF? Sephiroth isn't Diamond!
*Diamond Weapon pulls off the top of his costume*
Sephiroth: Actually, it isn't.
Cloud: What say we cut the charade.
Sephiroth: Who says we can't?
*Cloud and Sephiroth kill the party*
-In Shinra HQ-
Cloud: Give us a joint leadership of Shinra or we take it by force.
Rufus: Y-yes...no p-problem...
*Cloud and Sephiroth sign papers for the transfer of leadership then kill Rufus
anyway*
*Cloud brings in another chair for Sephiroth and sits in Rufus' old chair*
Cloud: Someone take a Phoenix Down to Aeris' body.
Sephiroth: Someone burn down Nibelheim
Cloud: Someone rebuild Sector 7
Director: AAARRRGH!
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/5/2004 9:51:06 AM | Message Detail
Whoah, huge ass bump right here.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/5/2004 1:31:22 PM | Message Detail
Where is everyone? Is everyone out of material?
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From: FreeWing | Posted: 9/5/2004 2:14:16 PM | Message Detail
-scratches head-
Try I shall. OH! got one!!!
***Slight FF7, KH Spoiler***
[Sephrioth on the set, walking with Cloud into Nibelhelm]
Sephy: .... Something's not right. Excuse me.
[He walks off the set and into Kingdom Heart's. After throwing Sora aside, he
finds Ansem and taps his shoulder]
Ansem: WTF? Sephrioth?!
Sephy: Hi.
Ansem: Do you mind? We're filming.
Sephy: Sorry, this can't wait.
Ansem: Bu--
[Sephrioth snatches the silver wig off Ansem, and places it over his natural
hair. This makes his hair appear longer.]
Sephrioth: Ah, much better...
[Cloud rolls his eyes, and Ansem curses.]
(For clarification, Ansem looks like Sephrioth-- well, they both got the long
silver hair thing going on. This bothered me a little, considering that they're
similar and in the same game >_< But that's my personal feud.)
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From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/5/2004 2:54:19 PM | Message Detail
Tifa: I feel like killing random citizens today! *kills random
citizen*
Karsh: Yo! Wasup!
Barret: Who the (censored) are you?
Karsh: My name is Karsh, and I have a big red beard.
Barret: From Chrono Cross?
Karsh: I AM NOT THE KARSH FROM CHRONO CROSS!!!!!!!
Barret: Geez...
Tifa: Cool, a citizen with a big red beard, time to kill it. Huh? Karsh from
Chrono Cross?
Karsh: I AM NOT THE KARSH FROM CHRONO CROSS!!! I might have the same name as
his, but I have a big red beard, and im a Runescape king!
Tifa: Too bad, I'll kill you anyway...
Karsh: Wait! Let me join you and Barret! I love you two!
Barret: ...
Tifa: Fine, but if you annoy us, your ugly rotten (censored) will become a
smashed one.
Karsh: YAY! Where should we start?
Barret: We're heading to fight some wannabe creatures, don't ask me why.
Karsh: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!Tifa: I should've broughten my
bazooca...
Meanwhile....
Cloud: MY SWORD ARE BIG!!!!111!!!!!seven!! PHEAR ME!!!!1234!!
Arthas: Mines bigger...
Cloud: I PWN J00 MUAHAHAHA!!
Arthas: ...
Cloud: This guy are ugly.
Arthas: Let's fight already...
Cloud: GET READY TO BE PWNED!
3 seconds later...
Arthas: That was the easiest battle I've ever had...
Back to the main story...
Tifa:*kills a random citizen* This sure is fun.
Barret: I have the impression Tifa is evil today.
Tifa: I have a bazooca, so shut up.
Karsh: I have a big red beard, and my combat level is 110!
Tifa: ...
Barret:...
Tifa: Who asked your combat level?
Karsh: Um... One day a kid came up to me and asked my combat level.
Tifa: *shoots Karsh*
Barret: Please tell me his kidding...
Tifa: Hey, an ugly green guy is comming in our direction. Looks like he needs
help.
Barret: Help him then.
Tifa: I was going to shoot him, but that works too.
Thrall: *ugh* our kindgom is in danger... Please help.
Tifa: I could help you by finishing your kingdom off your you...
Karsh: My mining level is 82.
Barret: *falls over*
Tifa: Darn! Too bad my bazooca ran out of bullets!
To be continued.............
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/5/2004 3:19:42 PM | Message Detail
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/5/2004 3:24:23 PM | Message Detail
I forgot all about the Game Show blooper. Anyone miss it?
Hojo: "Okay, now you guys will have a pissing contest. Last one still pissing is
the winner! Now, ready, set,"
Sephiroth: *pisses*
Cloud: "SEPHIROTH! YOU CHEATER!" *cuts Sephiroth's wang off*
Sephiroth: "NOOOOO!"
Hojo: "Go!"
Cloud: *pisses* "Damn! I'm all out!"
Barret: "Haha! I'm gonna- Oh, crap! I'm all out also!"
Tifa: *milks herself* "Does this count?"
Barret: "I'm so thirsty..." *drinks the milk*
Tifa: "BARRET!!!"
Barret: "ARGH! I have to piss again!" *pisses*
Cloud: "Cheater..." *dumps Barret's bucket into Cloud's*
Barret: "How dare you!"
Then Cloud and Barret fights over and spills both of their buckets.
Cloud and Barret: "Damn..."
Red XIII: "I...I don't have a wang!"
Yuffie: *sits on her bucket and the bucket rolls away* "Come back, bucket!"
*chases the bucket*
Vincent: "Haha. Looks like I..." *looks at bucket* "WTF??? Its hardly full and
I'm all out!"
Cid: "Ahh... This feels good..." *drops cigarette in bucket and piss drys up* "Dammit!"
Hojo: "Okay, its over. And the winner is..." *drum roll* "Sephiroth!"
Everyone except Hojo and Sephiroth: "SEPHIROTH???" *looks at Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: "Argh... My balls...* *bucket overflows with blood*
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From: tomdamasta | Posted: 9/5/2004 3:24:54 PM | Message Detail
*Sephiroth encounter at Whirlwind Maze*
Sephiroth: ****, why do I have to call Meteor when I'm just going to kill myself
as well!
Cloud: You're right Sephy.
Sephiroth: DON'T CALL ME SEPHY!!!
Jenova: Why shouldn't he? Sephy sounds nice.
Sephiroth and Cloud: O_O JENOVA YOU CAN TALK?
Jenova: Of course. What did you think I was, a zombie?
Sephiroth: Hey wait a sec, you aren't Jenova...
*Sephiroth pulls off Jenova's face to reveal...*
Cloud, Sephiroth, Vincent and Yuffie: TIFA?!!!
Tifa: This is not Tifa...This is...Jenova*TIFA...Ah!
Jenova*TIFA:Cloud, help, I'm being possessed by Jenova!
Sephiroth: Move aside Vincent and Yuffie, Cloud and I will take Jenova. (Damn
you Jenova, why did you betray me! Tifa was MINE, you were supposed to get
Yuffie!)
Cloud: Nice to be back on your side, Sephy.
Sephiroth: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME SEPHY!!
Cloud: Sephy Sephy Sephy...*dances around calling Sephiroth "Sephy"*
Sephiroth: AARRGH SHUT UP CLOUD!!!(Urge to kill...rising...)
*Cid, Barret, Vincent, Rufus, Heidegger, Cait Sith, Yuffie, Jenova*TIFA and Red
XIII take up the Sephy dance*
Sephiroth: AAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STOP! STOP! STOP I SAY!!!
Sephiroth clone #2(This guy are sick): Sephy Sephy Sephy...(Psst...Cloud...it's
Aeris...)
Cloud: Sephy Sephy Sephy...(Aeris? You're supposed to be dead!)
Aeris: Sephy Sephy Sephy...(That Aeris in the city was a fake!)
Cloud: (Hmm...So that's how you'll trick them.)
Aeris: (Hmmm...So that's how you tricked them)
Cloud: (Off course!)
Aeris: (This guy are sick.)
Cloud: (Let's mosey.)
HAHAHAHAHAHA XD XD!
brilliant, brilliant
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From: crazyhorse 90 | Posted: 9/5/2004 11:52:12 PM | Message Detail
LOL at the pissing one XD
it was gross though...........
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From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/6/2004 12:21:49 PM | Message Detail
The adventure continues (darn, what a lame way to begin a
blooper)
Tifa: *reloads bazooka* *shoots Karsh*
Thrall: We've manage to gather the aliance of Orcs, Humans and Night Elves to
smash the Undead, but they've killed all the generals. The regular troops are
too stupid to lead an attack.
Tifa: So you want each of us to help either the Humans, Orcs and Night Elves?
Thall: Exactly. Choose carefully the race you will be defending... And good
luck.
Tifa: I'll go with humans (hehe random citizins, beware).
Karsh: I want t3h NE cuz deir hawt!1!
Tifa: They're purple.
Karsh: So? Grapes are purple too! So is my cape because purple looks cool with
blue, the color of runite!
Tifa: *aims bazooka* *pulls trigger* (censored)! No bullets!
Karsh: MUAAHAHAHA PHEAR ME IM SMART I THREW AWAY YOUR
BULLETS!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: *throws away bazooka* *grabs A SECOND bazooca* *shoots Karsh*
Barret: So Karsh is going with Night Elves and Tifa with the Humans, so I guess
I'll go with the Fairies!
Tifa: There are no fairies...
Barret: But fairies are nice :(
Tifa: If your lungs were placed in your skull, would it hurt?
Barret: Dunno, I don't think so.
Tifa: Wanna see?
Barret: Sure. HEY!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! WHY ARE YOU CUTTING ME LIKE A BUTCHER??????? HEY! YOU THERE
READING THIS LAME BLOOPER! WHY ARE YOU EATING CHIPS AND ALMOST SLEEPING IN FRONT
OF YOUR PC??? WHY IS EVERYONE WHO SEES ME SUFFERING JUST LAUGH AT ME AND KICK ME
LIKE THEY DONT GIVE A (censored)!!!
Karsh: My R2h can cut better than your knife...
Tifa: *grabs Karsh's R2h* *does the same thing with Karsh*
Karsh: See!!!!!! I told you!!!!!!! I'm more damaged than Barret hahaha my R2h
t3h rulz!!!!
A few stabs later... The party splits.
Tifa: Cool, many citizens to get killed!
Karsh: Yay! 54 women and 1 man, and that man is me! What? These bows stink! I
HAVE A MAGIC BOW AND RUNE ARROWS HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Barret: WHERE ARE THE FAIRIES????????? NOOOO!!!!!!!
Tifa's scene at the Human camp:
Riflemen: What are your orders miss?
Tifa: *grabs bazooka* Hit the Gryphs and win a prize!
Riflemen: Yes ma'am! *they start shooting Gryph Riders*
Random Gryph Rider: Lalalala what a happy day! Cool! Riflemen! Hey, something is
coming on this direction! Wait, is it a bullet? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *dies*
Utter the Paladin: What the hell is going on here?
Tifa: Hey boys! Another Gryph over here! SHOOT IT DOWN!
Utter: Hey! I'm not a Gryph! Right guys? Guys? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Riflemen: Wait a second, this is not a Gryph!
Tifa: Sure it is!
Utter: If I was a Gryph I would be fat!
Tifa: ... You are fat.
Utter: Uh... Oh yeah! But I don't have a Gryph rider riding me!
Tifa: *grabs random Rifleman*
Random Rifleman: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! What are you going to do with me?????????
Tifa: *throws him on Utter* See? There's a rider on him!
Utter: Haha! My well trained and intelligent troops won't fall for such trick,
right boys? Boys?
Riflemen:*aims at Utter*
Utter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: Sorry about that random Rifleman...
Random Rifleman: Sure...
Utter: HAHAAHAHA I AM BACK!!!!!! YOU FORGOT I HAD THE EXACT GOLD ON ME TO REVIVE
WITH ThE ALTAR OF HEROS!!!!! MUAHAAHAHAHA!!!!
Tifa: *grabs bazooka*
Utter: Uh-oh! *dies*
Peasent: Miss Lockhart! Our tower is on fire! Our warriors are trying to put it
down! What should we use to extinguish the flames?
Tifa: Vodka...
Peasent: Sure! *throws Vodka on tower and the tower explodes*
Tifa: This is fun...
To be continued....
And we are pleased to informed that no man/woman/middle term was damaged in the
making of this blooper.
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From: Are You Listening | Posted: 9/6/2004 12:57:03 PM | Message Detail
Sephiroth: NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME WHAT I ORDERED YOU NOT
TO CALL ME AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
*Sephiroth gets Berserk status and runs around attacking everyone*
*Sephiroth kills Jenova*
Sephiroth: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Cloud: *while doing the Sephy dance*(It's fun watching Sephiroth get all pissed
off like this)
Aeris: (You said it.)
Sephiroth: *uses L-5 Death on self*
Cloud and Aeris: DAMN!!
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 9/6/2004 4:05:20 PM | Message Detail
Everyone except Hojo and Sephiroth: "SEPHIROTH???" *looks at
Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: "Argh... My balls...* *bucket overflows with blood*
Holy **** yoohoo...that was funny!
Hey guys, should I make another blooper soon? It's been a while since I have
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From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/7/2004 5:10:48 AM | Message Detail
Hey guys, should I make another blooper soon? It's been a while
since I have
Yes, you should. This topic is going to die. Only you can stop the forest fires!
Anyway I'll continue my Warcraft blooper thingy...
Meanwhile at the Orc camp....
Barret: Hey!!!!! You're no fairies!
Grunt: hegahsfhadkfj hafsfslakd fsaldgfhalehta ajshdfuertiafj ("would you want
to be the top comander of the orcs and get free food and beer for the rest of
your life and we'll be your slaves?" in orc language)
Barret: Quit yo jibba jabba!!!!! I pity da foo who claims to be fairies. ME WANT
TEH FAIRIES!
Grunt: ?????
Barret: I think these are orcs!!!! I are genious I are genious! But I don't know
Orc language! Maybe Tifa knows. Yeah, Tifa sure knows, and I doubt she'll trick
me because Tifa is very nice to me yeah I won't get fooled because I are genious.
*heads to human camp*
Barret: Yo Tifa! Could ye help me?
Tifa: Not now Barret...
Barret: Oh well because I needed someone to translate orc language, and I
thought you knew it.
Tifa: That's your probl....Wait a second! Did you say you need a translator?
Barret: Yeah...
Tifa: Of course I'll help you, Barret. After all what are friends for? (Hehehe I
can't believe how much of a sucker he is...)
Back on Orcs camp...
Grunt: Hugiabaguji Crushag Blet?
Barret: Tifa! How do I say "Hello my Orc/Fairy friends! Would you like some
popcorn?"?
Tifa: (Mushag te grique)
Barret: Hey, Mr. Orc! Mushag te grique! ("I hate Orcs, they're lame!" in Orc
language)
Grunt: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Barret: So, would you like popcorn?
Grunt: *smashes Barret*
Barret: Why did he do that to me?
Tifa: I think he doesn't like popcorn. Try asking them if they want a subway for
lunch.
Barret: Alright! How do I say that in Orc language?
Tifa: (geds hashiggi kida shianshioushien hamurak)
Barret: OK! Hey Orc, geds hashiggi kida shianshioushien hamurak? (I" hope all of
your children are born with 3 butts, and I declare war!" in Orc language)
Grunt: MUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!
Barret: Hey Tifa, what is he doing?
Tifa: He's singing those "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
songs...
Barret: Cool! Hey!!! A bunch of Orcs are comming in my direction! HEY ORCS!!!!!!!!!
geds hashiggi kida shianshioushien hamurak???? YAY! THEY'RE COMMING! HELLO MY
ORC FRIENDS! LET'S MAKE A GROUP HUG! WAIT! NOT SO FAST! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: ....
Barret: Darn, they got so angry becaused I asked if they wanted a subway!
Tifa: Yeah, just imagine if you asked them if they wanted McDonalds...
To be continued.... (what a sad way to end a blooper)
On the next blooper: The undead's first move...
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From: Carrier Gantrithor | Posted: 9/7/2004 6:23:29 AM | Message Detail
It's amazing how you guys can spend so much time writing these
punch-line-less "jokes."
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From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/7/2004 8:49:47 AM | Message Detail
This topic used to be so active... Anyway continuing mu uber-lame
blooper (it's more of a bump anyway)
Meanwhile at Karsh's Night Elf scene...
Karsh: Everything in order, priestess of the moon?
Priestess: Something is aproaching!
Karsh: I see dead people...
Priestess: The undead are coming!!!! Everyone prepare yourselves for an
invasion!
Karsh: I swear for my big red beard (its kinda orange actually) that they won't
take the women!!
Random Huntress: ...
Karsh: You there! What your ranged level?
Archer: ????
Karsh: Buy some steel arrows in Varrock and trained your ranged level so you can
use dragon hide armor!
Archer: Varrock? Steel Arrows? Dragon hide armor? WTF?
Karsh: Varrock is that sexy city, steel arrows are arrows made of steel, and
dragon hide armor is an armor made of dragon hide. Now go!
Archer: ???? (is this guy insane?)
Priestess: Apparently they're making troops from two towers, capitain.
Karsh: Lord of The Wisps: the
Two Towers
Priestess: (give me a break...) What should we do millord?
Karsh: Get 2 wisps and tell them to self destruct on the 2 towers.
Pristess: You sure it works?
Karsh: It worked on September 11th...
Osama: You have to pay me for copyright.
Karsh: Aw man! How about 2,321 mind runes, 4,236 air runes, 3,853 earth runes, a
toilet paper, 23 cents, St. Anger and an atomic bomb?
Osama: Deal... *gets the stuff*
Karsh: You sure have a cool looking beard, man!
Osama: Thanks... (what an idiot)
Karsh: Of course, I have the sexiest red / orange / whatever beard of all. Well,
cya man!
Osama: *leaves*
Priestess: Sir, are warriors have engaged the enemy.
Karsh: Good. How's the census?
Priestess: 54 women, 2 men and 1 middle term.
Karsh: Perfect! We need reinforcements from humans. Call the human general!
Priestess: Yes sir!
*Tifa and Barret comes*
Karsh: We would like to ask reinforcements.
Tifa: Ugh, fine. We have 32 riflemen, 43 knights, 25 footmen, 0 gryph riders
(don't ask me why), 3 heroes, 12 priests, 78 mortar teams, 65 gyrocopters, 109
peasents, and 3 sorceresses.
Karsh: Call the 3 sorceresses!!!
Tifa: ...
Priestess: Excuse me, but sir, the Undead have reached our walls! What should we
do?
Karsh: Ummm.....
Tifa: How about aligning our archers in a 35 degrees angle 52,3m from the
enemies' center of attack, comand huntresses to pierce them through with a 4
feet weapon, using 43% of their strength, equiping sneak attack materia on our
Hypogryphs, with a level 3 elemental materia on our Chiameras along with a
mastered lighting materia, and by sending our demon slayer and making it use
metamorphisis in the middle of the battle field hunting down all fiends. Margin
of error is approximetly 0,23%, any questions?
Barret: Actually...
Tifa: Excluding the "do they like gum" question, of course.
Barret: Nevermind then...
Tifa: Oh yes, and it is a safe strategy, not some Brady Guide tips.
Karsh: Yeah I knew all that I was just testing you to see if you also knew!
Tifa: -_-'
Karsh:And a free advice! Put our ranged weapons in Rapid Fire mode so we'll get
more XP for ranged and less for HP!
Tifa: I've seen better advice in fortune cookies...
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From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/8/2004 9:27:58 AM | Message Detail
Darn this topic was on page 8! Where is Talic, excelerator, etc?
We can't let this topic die.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/8/2004 9:21:33 PM | Message Detail
School, man, school.
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From: TwistedCloud86 | Posted: 9/8/2004 10:56:36 PM | Message Detail
*Sephy comes flying down and impales Aeris*
Screen fades to black
Got Milk?
Director: WTF was that???!!!
Yeah I know it's lame but at least the topic is bumped.
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assembled and tagged with the Resident Evil name.
From: DavCube | Posted: 9/9/2004 5:08:20 AM | Message Detail
(Diamond Weapon is heading towards Midgar)
On the Highwind....
Cait Sith: "Uh oh! The cannons gonna fire! I'd better call Cloud..... oh crap, i
forgot the number for the PHS.... *sigh* only one way to do this...."
Cait Sith: 111-1111.... Cloud? Damn. 111-1112.... Cloud? Damn! 111-1113....
I just had to take that Family Guy scene and put it SOMEWHERE
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 9/10/2004 7:24:30 AM | Message Detail
Darn this topic was on page 8! Where is Talic, excelerator, etc?
We can't let this topic die.
School, soccer, PT, or doing homework....Very rarely do I have any free time now
a days....
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/10/2004 7:19:38 PM | Message Detail
Also, I'm going to be leaving and coming back in the summer. Here
is my last blooper, which is the end of the game show one.
Final Round
Hojo: "Now you guys will have to show your asses and then I'll rate them. The
highest rating will be the winner!"
Everyone except Hojo: *shows their asses*
Hojo: "Now for the ratings!
Cloud = Look at all those cuts! Either he isn't using the sword the right way,
or his sword is too heavy! 2/10
Barret = Looks like he needs a diaper... 1.5/10
Tifa = So pale... 0.5/10
Red XIII = ARGH!!! Its red! Stop bleeding! PLEASE!!! 0.2/10
Yuffie = I don't see an ass! Looks like an ass was stolen. (Serves you right for
stealing my materia! Hehehe...) 0.0003/10
Vincent = A VAMPIRE ASS??? Seriously, you gotta stop sucking blood! 1.5/10
Cid = An ass high on cigarettes... No wonder it smells so bad... 0.2/10
Sephiroth = Ahh... A Jenova ass... 10/10."
Everyone except for Sephiroth and Hojo: *faces turn red*
Hojo: "Okay, the winner of this game show is..."
Cloud: "**** it." *kills Hojo* "Wait a minute... Shouldn't this be the end of
Disk 2? Why is everything so blue? Where is everyone?" *looks down and gasps*
"WHERE IS MY BODY? NOOOOO!!!" *disappears*
Gamer: *turns game off* "Looks like I gotta go to sleep... Aww, damn... I forgot
to save..."
<_<
>_>
<_<
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From: Shang Tsung | Posted: 9/10/2004 7:38:13 PM | Message Detail
The last one was horrible, but I like the Milk one.
Some strange guy with pointy teeth steps forward:
Weird Guy: We have been expecting you
Cloud: Alright Hojo, it's time to get your ass kicked! Wait a second... you're
too weird to be Hojo!
Weird Guy: Very Astute, Maudib. Come, the Harkonen await their demise.
Cloud: Dude, I'm Cloud, not Maudib.
Weird Guy: Whatever you say, Maudib.
Cloud: Dude, you are not listening, I am Cloud, NOT Maudib!
Weird Guy: You have eyes such as the Maudib. You speak with the ssspice.
Cloud: I get these eyes from MAKO not SPICE! See, Mako irradiates your system,
changing your body and increases your command over the inner power of Materia!
Spice is totally different, see you take the spice and it .... increases......
your command over the inner power of ummmm........
So, who are these Harkonen?
Weird Guy: First we must wait for she who speaks with The Voice.
Aeris appears dressed in the Freeman uniform: I'm all set and rarin' ta go!!!!
From: SqUiRe636 | Posted: 9/10/2004 7:41:09 PM | Message Detail
****, three of these? how do you guys keep thinking of these
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From: dragonslayer606 | Posted: 9/10/2004 9:27:46 PM | Message Detail
Hey im in the process of reading this hilarious thread. But i
figured id give it a try. Not sure how good its gonna be. And if this has been
done before sorry.
SPOILERS!
Barret, tifa, and cloud all in the bar in the slums After saving the world.
Barret watching mtv's "Cribs"
Barret: Hmp. WTF!! We saved the gosh-darn world from the giant ball of garbage
that the government(shinra) secretly shipped out to space,and tired to cover it
up by calling it a meteo. But we dont get no fame or no fancy arse house.
Tifa: Excuse me but dont you mean meteor? Because meteo is part of my limit
break. Are you trying to make fun of me? Huh? You wanna get punched in the face
with my glove with the cool looking claws on it?
Barret: Dont start with me woman. You know im working on my gammer.
Cloud: * looking confused*
Tifa: Gammer? what's that have to do with anything?..... ahh screw it. * watches
"Cribs"
Barret: Thats it. Im going to call one of these numbers in the paper and see if
we can get a fancy, upscale, classical house in a Caucasian only neighboorhood.
Cloud: *looking confused*
Tifa:..... barret .......your black.
Barret: Hey!! Gosh-darnit i said HEY!! No need to be all racialist about it. I
prefer to be called African American.
Tifa: ughh whatever. *mumbles under breath* men and their ultra egos*
Barret: Whatchu say? Something about eggos?
Tifa: EGO. I SAID EGO!
Barret: O.... yeah.... i thought so *looks meanly at tifa*
Tifa: Just call the place.
Barret: * skims the paper for a fancy looking house*
Barret: Ahhh this looks great. Now im gonna call and they better give us a
gosh-darn house.
Barret calls
Phone ringsx5
finally someone picks up
Elder Caucasian man(ECM): Good Afternoon this is an ECM how may i be of service
to you
Barret:{Darn this politically correct system, its like totally lame} Hey my name
is barret, I was calling about the house in costa del sol, I was wonderin if its
still avalible.
ECM: Well sir.... That depends on how you answer these next few questions
Barret: Uh.... yeah.... sure.
ECM: Do you happen to have a long sword or staff lying around somewhere?
Barret: Me... no, but my "partner" has a pretty big sword
ECM:......... That will be all sir.
Barret: Hey wtf. You said several questions. Meaning more than 1.
ECM: Im sorry sir but we dont deal with "you people"
Barret: EXCUSE ME! Just what do you mean by "you people"
ECM: * hangs up*
Barret: WTF! That SOB hung up on me.
TV: DO you feel you are a victim of housing descrimination?
Cloud: *laughing* How ironic
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From: dragonslayer606 | Posted: 9/10/2004 9:33:38 PM | Message Detail
If anyone was offended by this, sorry. It was not created to
offened, only to entertain. If you were offened just let me know and ill delete
it. Dont want to get modded.
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From: suepahfly91 | Posted: 9/10/2004 9:45:50 PM | Message Detail
*After Aeris dies and the white materia falls*
*Yuffie runs toward it*
"yoinks!"
*runs off*
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From: crazyhorse 90 | Posted: 9/12/2004 1:21:06 AM | Message Detail
a BUMP since this was on the 11th page..........
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 9/12/2004 8:17:19 AM | Message Detail
I'm going to try and make another blooper....
Spoilers
In Nibleheim (When Cloud and Tifa are kids)
*Clouds just about to leave school*
Principal: Uh Cloud?
Cloud: *Turns around* ....
Principal: Can I have a word with you
Cloud: ....
Principal: Rrringht....Come this way please
*They walk into his office*
Principal: *walks to his chair and sits down* Oh god that's good
Cloud: huh?
Principal: Oh it's nothing. Oh yes keep it up. Now Cloud ow! that
hurts....*Clears throat* Now Cloud it has come to my attention that oh you're
making me so excited!!!
Cloud: What?
Principal: It's nothing..... Now it has come to my attention that you are making
someone in this room really HUGE!! Uh I mean doing very poorly in school
Cloud: .....Yeah?
Principal: So we would like to put you to somewhere where you can express your
"talents"
Cloud: Like?
Principal: A class for the mentally handicapped.....where you can put your
finger in my ass...Uh I mean feel free to learn better
Cloud: ......Fine by me....Can I go now?
Principal: YES!! OH YES!!!
Cloud: Later.....oh and mom can we have spaghetti for dinner tonight?
I'm sorry if you don't like it....I am running out of ideas....
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From: supermegaman1 | Posted: 9/12/2004 11:31:33 AM | Message Detail
BBBB
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PPPPp
From: Talic300 | Posted: 9/12/2004 7:02:26 PM | Message Detail
People enough with the bumps! POst something stupid or funny
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/12/2004 7:06:10 PM | Message Detail
OMFG, that was funny as hell, Talic!
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/12/2004 7:12:13 PM | Message Detail
Here's a blooper for Harvest moon/FFVII
Director: Thank god, no more Cloud.... I'm never doing a Final Fantasy thing
again. Uh, hi, you're Jack?
Jack: *nods*
Director: Okay, today we're shooting the scene where you Use a Mythic Hammer to
destroy this rock for some reason. Okay, here you go.
Jack: *Pulls hammer back, it slips out of his hands, flies up, and falls on him,
crushing him to death.*
Director: Aw, ****..... bring in the replacement, uh, Goku.
Goku: Yay!
Director: All right, just crush the rock with the hammer.
Goku: Hammer? I don't need that. Ka.... Me.... Ha... Me...
Director: *Hides*
Goku: HA!!!! *Fires Kamehameha, it hits rock, reflects, and kills Goku for some
reason*
Director: Uh.... do we have a replacement replacement?
Assistant: uh, this guy we just found.
Director: Bring him in.....
Cloud: Hey, it's you! Fancy meeting you here!
Director: NO! NOT AGAIN! *Grabs rock and throws it at Cloud, who dodges, causing
the rock to hit the Doctor* Oh, ****....
Cloud: Hey, look at the bright side. We moved the rock. And they've offered me
the permanent position of Jack!
Director: No... not again..... JESUS NO!!!!!
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/12/2004 7:18:52 PM | Message Detail
And, coming soon, since I just realized I never made it, "Reasons
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From: Midwarrior | Posted: 9/12/2004 7:21:41 PM | Message Detail
Okay I will try one.......
Cloud: How do i use this thing?
Vincent: Okay for the LAST time you put Sword A into Monster B....
Cloud: Thats what sh-......
Vincent: If you say "thats what she said" one more time im going confused and
shooting you.......
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From: Livewire65 | Posted: 9/12/2004 7:23:57 PM | Message Detail
...I'm not leaving! Anyways, the Game Show is done, so I'm just
gonna continue on with the series...
*spoilers*
After the destruction of Sector 7...
Tifa: "That was fun!"
Cloud: "Yeah!"
Barret: "Only that Aeris was saved..."
Cloud: "Where is NG?"
Barret: "He was hanging out with Mukki. We should leave him there..."
Then they go to Aeris's house...
Barret: "This is the lamest house I've ever seen..."
Tifa: "I don't know... I pretty much do like the lameness..."
Director: "...I must retire soon."
Elmyra: "Its about Aeris, right?"
Cloud: "No, you idiot! Its about Barret's daughter, Marlene!"
Barret: "(Damn...)"
Elmyra: "(WTF???) She is upstairs."
Barret: *goes upstairs and finds Marlene* "Marlene! I'm so glad you're alright!"
*hugs Marlene*
Marlene: "Papa, stop humping me! Can't...breathe..."
Barret: *lets go*
Marlene: "Still can't breathe..."
Barret: *goes downstairs and whispers to Cloud* "(I farted.)"
Cloud: "We better get out of here..."
Tifa: "Yeah. If I stayed here, I'll go crazy..."
The three run out.
Elmyra: "Hey! Bye! Make sure you get yourselves killed!"
Cloud: "WTF did you just say, old lady?"
Elmyra: "Nothing..."
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From: Juggernaut1234 | Posted: 9/12/2004 7:27:11 PM | Message Detail
Barret: What the **** happen?
Tifa: Someone set up us the Plate Release
Barret: We get signal
Cloud: What...****, its him
Pres. Shinra: How are you lady and gentlemen
Tseng: All your Aeris are belong to us
Sephiroth: *kills Pres. Shinra*
Sephiroth: You have no chance to survive I will merge with the Planet
Aeris: Move 'Holy'
Director: Hey, wait a second! Someone Zero Wingized the script!
Jenova: A heh heh heh...
CATS: All right, who FFVIIized my script?
Jenova: Eep!
*jenova pulls off mask to reveal...*
All: YUFFIE?!
Yuffie: Haha, suckers...All your materia are belong to me!
All: GET HER!!!
*everyone starts chasing Yuffie*
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/12/2004 7:54:39 PM | Message Detail
SPOILERS!!!!
And, my new idea of the "Aeris death scene"
Cloud: So, what am I supposed to do?
Director: Hop over those rocks, and feed this poison pill to Aeris.
Cloud: But, wont that kill her?
Director: Well, it's really just a sleeping pill, but, we're gonna say it's a
poison pill.
Cloud: Like that's gonna kill her!
Director: No, Cloud, it only has to look like it kills her!
Cloud: Well, how about I pretend to stab her?
Director: (Why bother pretending?) Sure, do that.
Cloud: Please remove your clothing.
Director: WTF?
Cloud: *Puts on that doctor plastic latex glove thing* Prepare to be probed.
Director: Alright, Sephiroth, stop it.
Cloud: Whoah, how come there's an antenna in my ass?
Director: WTF? Anyway, just, go kill Aeris.
Cloud: *Walks over to Aeris*
Director: Cloud, you're supposed to hop on the part of the glass that is
visible!
Cloud: Why? Walking is easier!
Director: You know what? Aeris! Kill Cloud!
*Aeris jumps up, pulls out a knife, and flies at Cloud. At the same time,
Sephiroth fall down from the rafters sreaming, and uses his sword to land on. He
falls on Aeris, impaling her, and he manages to cast his magic spell, "grappling
hook", and flies up and away, with Aeris dead. He drops a note, reading "Sephiroth,
kill Cloud after he kills Aeris".*
Cloud: Wow, talk about a game glitch.
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From: wewgy | Posted: 9/14/2004 7:00:38 AM | Message Detail
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From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/14/2004 12:08:15 PM | Message Detail
Guess I'll make another lame blooper to avoid the death of this
topic... This is part 4 of my uber long boring lame blooper. Part 1 is at page
26 and 2 and 3 are at page 27, not that anyone wants to waste their time with my
sad attempts but anyway...
Karsh: Hey! Did I tell you guys my Mining level is 92?
Tifa: Yeah...
Karsh: When? I don't remember!
Tifa: A bit after you said your smithing, cooking, fishing, crafting, strength,
attack, defense, magic, prayer and woodcutting. Of course, a bit before you said
your firemaking, thieving, herblore, smithing (again), runecrafting, fletching,
beard shaving and ranged.
Karsh: Oh yeah! Now I remember! What a good beard shaving level I have huh?
Barret: ...
Tifa: Say, didn't we stop the Undead's first wave of attack? Their probably
getting ready for the second one. If we manage to infiltrate their base and stop
their commander, they won't be able to continue making the next attack. Of
course, all our army would be smashed (not that I don't like watching random
people die), but if we sent a few troops we could manage to sneak in the
opposing enemy's camp quite easily.
Barret: I get it! So if I dress myself as a giant marshmellow we could watch
Barney videos the whole day! Plus, we get to sing along the "I love you" song!
What a great idea!
Tifa: That's not it Barret...
Karsh: Barret, you idiot. You're supposed to be dressed as a giant cheese! Not a
marshmellow! Duh! Huh? I felt like someone took my 2-handed sword that was in my
pocket.
Tifa: Just your impression... So Karsh, how easily would you sing if you had a
blade stuck on your throat and a tree stuck on your (censored)?
Karsh: Wait, let me think.... *gets stabbed and something elsed*
Druid of Talon: Excuse me to interupt your bloody murder miss, but even if we
sent a few troops to the enemy's camp, we wouldn't be able to stand a chance
against their commander. So would you 3 go there and slay "Him?"
Karsh: U...G......H..........S....U.....R.....E..... *faints*
So Barret, Tifa and Karsh split up to invade the undead's camp... Karsh manages
to reach the commander first...
Karsh: You!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arthas: Why hello there insolent fool...
Karsh: Im not an insect! My name is Karsh!
Arthas: So be it... Why do you intend to resist? Restance will only lead to the
death of all elves, orcs, and humans!
Karsh: I know what you mean (well, what does intend mean anyway?), but I shall
slay thee with my blade! Perish beneath steel! Wait, its actually adamantite but
you get the idea...
Arthas: I'm afraid we HAVE TO BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!! GO FROST WYVRN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karsh: GO KING BLACK DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arthas: Frosty! Use your snowman attack!!!!!! *Frost Wyvrn becomes Frosty the
Snowman for 3 turns*
Karsh: KBD! Shoot your fire balls! *KBD shoots Karsh*
KBD: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!!
Arthas: What a waste of time...
Karsh: I mean shoot the snowman! What are you? A dragon? Wait, you are a dragon
but you get the point... *KBD shoots Frosty the snowman*
KDB: ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!!!!
Arthas: Hah! Your weak attacks are now match to the power of a lame character!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Frosty!!!!! Sing the girly song!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frosty: Frosty the Snowman! Something something something! Something something
something, it's a something something something something something something
something (or something like that)!
KBD: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! Ugh...
Karsh: KBD! Resist!!!!!!! Wait! I had an idea! Start singing opera!!!!!
KBD: Figaro figaro figaro figaro figaro figaro figaro!!!!!!!
Arthas: Noooooo!!!!!!! Frosty! Return! Looks like I'll settle this personaly!
*chops off KBD's head*
Karsh: How dare you! He had a wife and two kids! You're mean! Meanie!
Arthas: Perhaps you don't understand the meaning of despair... Thy shall have
the same fate as your fiend friend.
Karsh: Cool! That means I'll sing opera also!
Arthas: -_- *stabs Karsh* This fight was as easy as Cloud...
From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/14/2004 12:08:35 PM | Message Detail
*Tifa and Barret reaches Arthas*
Arthas: So you've came to help, huh?
Tifa: Actually, I came to help you to kill Karsh, but oh well.
Barret: Hi Arthas!
Arthas: Looks like the only way your getting me is through my dead bootie...
Tifa: *draws her Bazooka* Works for me...
Barret: Hey Arthas! I said hi already! This guy are rude!
Arthas: Fine, resist if you will, survive if you can!
Tifa: *aims at Arthas* You have insurance?
Arthas: Yes muahahahaha!
Tifa: Too bad insurance never works, sucker! (burocracy > insurance)
Barret: Anyone?
Tifa: You're my target Arthas. If I shoot with the bazooka you'll meet your
maker (Blizzard Entertainment Inc.)!
Karsh: *wakes up from the stab* Ugh... What a good thing I survived...
Tifa: *pulls trigger* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!
Arthas: Am I dead? Am I in hell already? Wait a minute? You didn't shoot me!
Barret: I thought I said hi already!
Arthas: Why did you shoot Karsh?
Tifa: First the duty, then the fun. *beats up Arthas*
Barret: Darn, he won't be able to say hi anymore... What should we do next?
Tifa: I don't know. But it involves an explosion, Undead's camp, an atomic bomb,
and deaths of random Undead citezens.
Barret: So we'll "expel sulfidric gases" on the undead's camp, have a subway for
lunch, eat an atomic bomb, go to Game FAQs and flame Jax, and troll on random
boards?
Tifa: If you don't shut up you'll be included to the list of involvements...
Barret: Cool! So you'll let me have the entire subway?
Tifa: ... *blows up Undead's base*
Later on Human's camp...
Barret: Wait a minute we forgot Karsh!
Tifa: No we didn't! Why do you think I threw an atomic bomb there?
Barret: *sniff* We'll never see Karsh again...
Tifa: *celebrating Karsh's death* Yeah, he wasn't even close to stupid...
Karsh: Hi people! Did you miss me!?
Tifa: No, not a bit.
Barret: We won the war! We all survived! We will have all free subway we want!
Isn't it great!!??
Tifa: Maybe, except the "we all survived" part.
Karsh: YAY! It's great being together again like this huh!? ^_^
Tifa: *cries*
Barret: She's probably crying for happiness! Well, we still have much to go till
we defeat all fanboys! I can't wait to part 5!
Tifa: Why me?
Yeah this blooper was indead stupid and sad it was more of a bump anyway..
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From: wewgy | Posted: 9/14/2004 12:25:49 PM | Message Detail
i guess ill try one
ok cloud walks into a bathroom stall and reads the writing on the wall
"some people come to sit and think others come to **** and stink me i come to
scratch my ba**s and read the **** written on the walls"
cloud: hee hee you said hell
wall: wtf no i didnt
suddenly the wall spawns hands and beats cloud to an inch of hes life
barret walks in and sees cloud and asks
barret: what the hell happend
wall: hee hee you said hell
sorry talic for steling your line but
this topic is the shisnight
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From: wewgy | Posted: 9/14/2004 2:17:47 PM | Message Detail
bump bump bump
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From: Shang Tsung | Posted: 9/14/2004 10:40:02 PM | Message Detail
Director: Alright Rude, from the top-- ACTION!
Rude: I'll stop your nafarious schemes Cloud of the Clan MaCleod!
Director: CUT! Stick to the script-- From the top-- Action!
Rude: Halt Avalan-chee!
Director: CUT! The "e" is silent in Avalanche. Action!
Rude: Halt Ava--... Damn, she's fine!
Director: CUT! Whomever set off the sprinkler system is now fired. From the top!
Rude: Halt Aval-.... dude, this would be easier on the eyes if that cold water
was turned back on.
Director: THAT'S IT! CUT! REWRITE!!!!!! :mumbling and pages are shuffled around:
Alright, everyone have their new scripts!? Action!
Rude: ". . ."
Director: PERFECT! That's a wrap!
From: wewgy | Posted: 9/15/2004 6:32:33 AM | Message Detail
bump...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
ilike cheese
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From: wewgy | Posted: 9/15/2004 7:00:43 AM | Message Detail
is any one here any more is it just me? :(
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From: wewgy | Posted: 9/15/2004 12:31:47 PM | Message Detail
is any one ever coming back is the bored dead
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/15/2004 4:56:17 PM | Message Detail
is any one ever coming back is the bored dead
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I would be more than pleased to announce that this topic is not dead, because
I'll make the people who aren't posting anymore suffer. For their punishment,
I'll make another uber lame blooper. This is part 5 of the most boring stupid
blooper ever created. Part 1 is located in page 26, part 2 is located in page
26, part 3 is located in page 27, and part 4a and 4b is located in page 30, not
that you would waste anytime reading this trash.
Tifa: I hate all of you... *shoots Karsh*
Karsh: Ugh! This may hurt but.... Ugh.... My defense level is 93 and I'm wearing
Dragon Helmet, Dragon Chain Mail, Dragon Shield, Rune Plate Legs, Amulet of
Dragon Stone, Diamond Ring of Life, Legend's Cape, Chaos Gauntlet, some flashy
boots and I have a beard therefor your attack didn't kill me! *faints*
Director: !!!!!!!!!!
Barret: ?
Director: Erhem. Excuse me people, but I'm a director and I'm looking for
actors. I saw the perfect dramatization your bearded friend had...
Tifa: You want me to shoot Karsh again? *smiles*
Director: No, sorry.
Tifa: :(
Director: But you and your beard friend will be hired for working on our new
movie and get 60,000 gil per hour. Interested?
Karsh: *wakes up* No, sorry. Money doesn't bring happiness.
Tifa: They say "money doesn't bring happiness". Whoever made that line
definitively just isn't trying hard enough. Or maybe he's just stupid.
Barret: Movie! YAY! Can I join?
Tifa: Director, if I were you I wouldn't hire Barr...
Director: As long as you don't do anything stupid...
Tifa: The only time Barret doesn't do anything stupid is when he's sleeping.
Barret: Please please pretty please?
Director: Hired!
Barret: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!
Tifa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Karsh: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAARD!!!!!
Tifa: But which movie are we doing anyway?
Director: I don't know, we're going to do a remake of any already released
story. We haven't chosen anyone yet. But we do have some strong alternatives!
Tifa: For example...
Director: Gone with the wind, Alien vs Predator, Home Alone, Pokemon the first
movie, Casablanca, any Disney movie, or just a documentary on the life of George
Bush!
Tifa: (Ugh! STRONG alternatives?????? I've seen better movies on Barret's movie
collection. And trust me, Barret's taste is far from horrible. If it even
reached the state of "horrible" then it wouldn't be that bad as it is.)
Barret: Why don't we choose to make a movie on the lil red riddin hood? It's a
cool story?
Tifa: *faints*
Director: Hmm... You know, it isn't such a bad idea.
Tifa: May I please calmly ask one kind, inoffensive question?
Director: Sure...
Tifa: ARE YOU JESSICA SIMPSON'S SON OR
SOMETHING??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????? WHY THE (censored) MUST YOU BE
SO (censored) (censored)??? MAKE REAL MOVIES YOU (censored) OR I'LL SUBSTITUTE
YOUR HEAD FOR A WATERMELON!
Karsh: Don't be so mean Tifa. Common, a Little Red Riding hood isn't bad!
Tifa: What part of getting your head blown up to (censored) don't you
understand?
Director: So it's settled! We're making a Little Pink Riding Unhooded movie!
This part wasn't supposed to be funny, as it is an intro for.......... PART 6 of
the uber long and lame blooper, that will show the making of the uber lame and
long "movie".
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[This signature was deleted for the lack of interest]
From: crazyhorse 90 | Posted: 9/16/2004 2:06:09 AM | Message Detail
i like your bloopers.................;) well i guess people dont
post is cause theres school.....................=(
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BLEHHHH..........UGH I DONT FEEL SO GOOD.....
*throws up on whoever reads this sig*
From: wewgy | Posted: 9/16/2004 8:17:43 AM | Message Detail
i hate school
i like cheese
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i bump because i love i love because i bump
From: wewgy | Posted: 9/16/2004 4:09:54 PM | Message Detail
live topic do not die
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i bump because i love i love because i bump
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/16/2004 4:35:13 PM | Message Detail
School + homework = hell
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n00b Cannon Operator for TGAFF7SB
From: ieatdirttoo | Posted: 9/16/2004 4:36:40 PM | Message Detail
[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
From: wewgy | Posted: 9/17/2004 8:16:59 AM | Message Detail
bump
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i bump because i love i love because i bump
From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/17/2004 3:05:49 PM | Message Detail
I would be more than pleased to announce that this topic is not
dead, because I'll make the people who aren't posting anymore suffer. For their
punishment, I'll make another uber lame blooper. This is part 6 of the most
boring stupid blooper ever created. Part 1 is located in page 26, part 2 is
located in page 26, part 3 is located in page 27, and part 4a and 4b is located
in page 30, and 5 on 31, not that you would waste anytime reading this trash.
In the studio....
Red XIII: Yo Tifa! What are you doing here?
Tifa: Walking around killing random actors.
Red: Aren't you going to be part of some movie with Barret?
Tifa: No, I don't know who Barret is, and I never heard of this stupid movie
their making...
Red: OK. Because I'm going to be the big bad wolf on the movie. I really hate
this lame movie, all I want is GREEEEEEEEEEEN dinero. I was wondering if you
could work on my place and give all the money to me!
Tifa: -_- Shut up dog, go play dead...
Red: AW Tifa, don't you want to be my character? The big bad wolf is the most
badass guy in the whole movie!
Tifa: -_- Tell me you're joking... How can some cat be badass? What can he do?
Fetch a frisbee?
Red: Actually, he kills Aeris. So Tifa, would you like the job? Tifa? Tifa? Tifa?
Where are you? *doesn't find Tifa*
Tifa: (already in the director's room) I CHANGED MY MIND I WANT TO BE THE BAD
GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: Is that so? Ok, let's film. Lights! Camera! My popcorn! Action!
Aeris (little pink ridding hood): Lalalala I will bring this picnick bag to my
grampa because "This guy are sick"!
*Tifa shows up*
Aeris: ???? Tifa???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Director: Shut up you stupid cliche! Can't we see we're on a movie? NEVER
INTERRUPT MY POPCORN AGAIN!
Tifa: (what? Do I spot a subway in that bag? I MUST HAVE A SUBWAY FOR LUNCH)
Aeris: Hello Miss Bad Wolf! How's it going.
Tifa: Did you know there's a shortcut to your Granpa's house?
Aeris: Last shortcut you told me to go I ended up being killed by mutated
cactuses... You're mean! You're stupid! I hate you! I hate your mom I hate your
dad I hate your brother I hate your sister I hate your grandfathers and
grandmothers and uncles and aunt and...
Tifa: (what a whiny little brat)
Aeris: I get it! You're telling me to take the shortcut so I will doubt you and
go in the other way that is the trap! (but wait, what if she's expecting that?)
Hahaha you're not fooling me! I are smart! *goes in the "shortcut*
Tifa: -_- TAXI!!!!! *taxi arrives*
At Aeris' grandfather's house...
Tifa: Bugenhagen?
Bugenhagen: Hohohoho! I'm really Santa.
Tifa: There's no such thing as Santa. Like the Easter Bunny, it's just some kid
stuff, so shut up geezer.
Bugenhagen: I knew that! (WHAAAAAAAAAAT? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!)
I am a good actor haha!
Tifa: -_-' What happens if I remove this tube that's attached to you?
Bugenhagen: Nooo!!! That's where I get air fro.....*dies*
Tifa: It is fun to kick some geezer butt. Next time remind me to kill random old
citizens, it's funny to watch them helplessly trying to react MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
*eats Bugenhagen, gets his clothing, wears it, and goes on his bed *
Another lame blooper done! You're probably celebrating that this finally ended,
but it's no over yet. Part 7 will be done later, and will show what happens when
Aeris and Tifa meet. You will probably commit suicide after reading these stupid
pointless sad bloopers...
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There is no day better than today to leave for tomorrow what you'll never do.
From: tomdamasta | Posted: 9/17/2004 3:11:20 PM | Message Detail
Bugenhagen: Hohohoho! I'm really Santa.
that tickled me
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Wych Cymru Army - second in command
Omniforce - Knight of the square table
From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/17/2004 6:47:13 PM | Message Detail
I would be more than pleased to announce that this topic is not
dead, because I'll make the people who aren't posting anymore suffer. For their
punishment, I'll make another uber lame blooper. This is part 7 of the most
boring stupid blooper ever created. Part 1 is located in page 26, part 2 is
located in page 26, part 3 is located in page 27, and part 4a and 4b is located
in page 30, and 5 and 6 on 31, not that you would waste anytime reading this
trash. You're not really paying attention are you? That's good, because you
wouldn't want to pay attention on this oh so sad attempt at humor.
Aeris: *enters Bugenhagen's house*
Tifa: Hello my grandchild!
Aeris: Granma! What big eyes you have!
Tifa: Ever heard of manga?
Aeris: Granma! What big "things" you have!
Tifa: Shut up or I'll throw my air thingy on you!
Aeris: Granma! What big mouth you have!
Tifa: IT'S FOR EATING SUBWAY!!!!!!!! *grabs Aeris' picnick bag* WHAT? McDONALDS?
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Aeris: Hahaha Tifa I are smarter than you hahaha me>j00 muahahaha I are t3h
sm4r7 muahahaha you stink I teh r0xx0rz! You forgot that you eat people, not
subway! Darn, I shouldn't have reminded her...
Tifa: *eats Aeris*
Aeris (inside Tifa): Hey! Now the woodcutter comes and saves me and grampa Bugen!
Tifa: .... Nope.... What woodcutter are you talking about anyway?
Karsh: Hey Tifa! How's it going? Did I tell you my woodcutting level is 94 and I
have a rune hatchet?
Tifa: -_- It's you....
Karsh: =) It's me....
Tifa: So are you going to save Aeris?
Karsh: *grabs rune hatchet* It's just a movie anyway...
Tifa: *grabs bazooka* Right.... *shoots Karsh*
Aeris: This story is kinda tragic... You ate me, granpa, killed Karsh, didn't
pay the Taxi driver, shot random animals and stepped on a poor little ant.
Tifa: Yeah *sniff* I feel sorry for the ant...
Aeris: Oh yeah! I'm gonna kick your bottom!
Director: CUT!!!!! This story is very sad! I mean common we should all feel
sorry for the ant!
Aeris: -_-
Bugenhagen: -_-
Karsh: -_-
Tifa: -_-
Taxi Driver: -_-
Random Animals: -_-
Ant: =)
Director: Let's make a new story! But this time Tifa will choose who will be
who!
Aeris: I quit!
Bugenhagen: I qui...*dies*
Karsh: I quit!
Taxi Driver: I quit!
Random Animals: We quit!
Tifa: Sure, this time put Karsh as the grandfather and Barret as the Little Red
Ridding Hood...
Ant: Hey Tifa, can I be the woodcutter?
Director: All of you! Shut up or I'll fire you all!
Tifa: Allow me to do so... *casts fire3 on all*
Later....
Barret: So folks, how did you like my idea for a movie. Hey? How come you're all
holding a dagger? Huh? You're all coming in my direction? WHAT? YOU'RE ALL
STABING MY FACE LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE? HUH? YOU STEPPED ON AN ANT!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING AT MY SUFFERING WITH A SMILE OF
SATISFACTION??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
There's still more lameness to come...
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There is no day better than today to leave for tomorrow what you'll never do.
From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/18/2004 8:18:50 AM | Message Detail
Hey there random Game FAQs user! Are you bored? Then create a
blooper! Save this classical topic from the evil fate of death! Only you can
stop the forest fires! Anyway... This is part 8 of the most boring stupid
blooper ever created. Part 1 is located in page 26, part 2 is located in page
26, part 3 is located in page 27, and part 4a and 4b is located in page 30, and
5, 6 and 7 on 31, not that you would waste anytime reading this trash.
Barret: Darn, we got kicked out of the studio!
Tifa: I know what you're all thinking. It was all Karsh's fault of course.
Aeris: Hey Tifa! Could you borrow me your PHS?
Tifa: Alright...
Aeris: *dials number* Josh? Is it you? I called you to tell you it's over. Yeah,
yet again. Bye EX-boyfriend!
Tifa: You broke up with some one yet again -_-.
Aeris: Yip!
Tifa: Don't you think you're becoming, like, one of "those girls"?
Aeris: I know, I get lots of money for it. Do you know why? Because I T3h rulz
muahahaha now excuse me single barmaid, cuz my new date is w8 4 m3! *leaves*
Tifa: Get a life...
Barret: Darn, wut a loser! This kinda of reminded me of rap, I don't know why. I
love rap. Rap > Rock.
Tifa: Yeah right, Rock > Rap by far!
Karsh: Classic music own both!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret: ...
Tifa: You have about 30 seconds to tell me you're joking or else I'll assume you
like Pop Music...
Barret: Rap own all, of course. Do you know why? Because rappers rule!
Tifa: A few reasons why rock > rap by a mile...
Number 1
-Rock stars..............................drink
-Rappers .....................................make us drink
Number 2
-Rock relies on music
-Rap rely on women
Number 3
-Rock bands make real music
-Rap makes soundtracks....
Barret: Whats wrong with soundtracks?
Karsh: My favorite song is Falador's theme boy I sure love that song I train my
mining levels there!
Tifa: *grabs bazooka*
Barret: Can I shoot him, please?
Tifa: Nope... *shoots Karsh*
Barret: Speaking of rap, Aeris told me before that her "master" lives in that
mansion up north. She says she "works" there.
Cid: Exactly muahaha! Lord 50 Cent, biggest pervet of all! Thou shall not dare
to trespass against him! I'm one of his assistants, and I'm proud of that!
Barret: So you're also "those type" of guys?
Cid: Yeah! Now **** ******* ******* ********* Huh? Is that Tifa? ^_^
Tifa: What do you want Cid?
Cid: What else? ^_^
Tifa: -_- *shoots Cid*
Karsh: Why did you shoot him? What did he do wrong?
Tifa: You know what he wanted to do with me...
Karsh: Why? I also wanted to do that!
Tifa: Shut up, or I'll remove all your body part and align them in order of size
from smallest to greatest, meaning I'll start with your (censored).
Karsh: What wrong with it? Last night you loved it ^_^!
Tifa: *shoots Karsh* You're lucky I'm on a good mood today...
Barret: Don't you think we should rescue Aeris from "the bad influence" and kick
50 cent's (censored)?
Tifa: Rescue Aeris? Yeah right! But I do feel like kicking 50's ugly little
(censored)...
Ugh, this wasn't funny, it was more of a bump anyway. If anyone else is out
there please help revive this topic. Have a nice day.
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There is no day better than today to leave for tomorrow what you'll never do.
From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/18/2004 9:17:41 AM | Message Detail
B-oring
U-seless
M-oronic
P-ost
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There is no day better than today to leave for tomorrow what you'll never do.
From: Tinker Me Elmo | Posted: 9/18/2004 3:10:37 PM | Message Detail
Meh Let me try another
*Right after the Explosion at the first reactor*
Cloud- ;_; Barret left me to go to the hideout (Which I've never been to so How
do I know where it is?)
Aeris- What happened here?
Cloud- AHHHH ITS A GIRL!!!! COOTIES!!!!
*Cloud Starts running away, trips, and hits his head*
;_; ;_;
Cloud- WAHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAHHHHH
Aeris- (Dam hes such a baby.......heheheheh)
Aeris- Hi, You know buying a Flower may make you feel better.
Cloud- *Sniff* Ummm Ok. How much
Aeris- 1450 Gil.
Cloud- I only have 2500
Aeris-.......Alright I'll be fair. 2500 it is.
CLoud- Thank you
Aeris- Whatever.
*aeris Runs away*
*Cloud goes down the street*
Guard- Stop!
Cloud- AHHHHHHHH
*Cloud Runs away crying*
Guard- SHOOT HIM!!!
*Guards shoot and Miss 1000000 times*
Cloud- Oh Noes I'm Surrounded! Hmmmmm I got it! SO LONG SUCKERS!!!!
*Cloud Jumps off the Platform to Land on the train*
X_X <(=======)(========)(=-_- -_- -_- -_-)
..^.......^........................................^
Cloud...Train..............................Barret and the gang
Wedge- Cloud never came....
Jesse- I Hope he's alright.
*Thump thump*
<(=======)X_X(========)(=-_- -_- -_- -_-)
Biggs- *Goes to fix Tower in Dollet*
*Thump Thump*
<(=======)(========)X_X(=-_- -_- -_- -_-)
Barret- *%&#
*Thump Thump*
<(=======)(========)(=-_- -_- -_- -_-)X_X
=X_X =======,..., ';..;' ,...,
==^===========^
Cloud ====Scary Train Monster
,..., ';..;' ,...,
===^
Cloud (inside Scary train monster)
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Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
From: Shadow Flare13 | Posted: 9/18/2004 4:45:03 PM | Message Detail
*After Cloud falls from the explosion at the second reactor and
meets with Aeris*
Cloud: I'm Cloud. Me? I do a little bit of everything.
Aeris: Oh, a jack of all trades.
Cloud: No, no. I'm Cloud. C-L-O-U-D
Aeris: Umm.. I know that.. but
*Reno walks in*
Aeris: Hey, have you ever been a bodyguard?
Cloud: Well there was this one time where.....
Aeris: I didn't ask for a life story.
*pulls Cloud to the room with the barrels*
Aeris: Cloud help!
Cloud: Wait there.
*runs to push a barrel but slips and falls through the fall and lands on Aeris*
Aeris: Get off me!
*barrel falls and squashes Cloud and Aeris*
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"Hey Lois, I have a joke. How many losers does it take to make me breakfast?
One, you!" -Peter Griffin
From: Barrysun | Posted: 9/18/2004 5:42:31 PM | Message Detail
here's mine
here's a mix with FFt as well
> goug machine city
Ramza, mustadio, and his father are checking out the Celestial Globe and Ramza
gets out the Cancer stone.
Mustadio: it can't morph, can it?
Ramza: guess you'll find out
> Ramza inserts the holy stone inside the machine and a flash of light hit Ramza
and he disappeared.
Mustadio: what the.. RAMZA!
What happened to him father?
bestodio: I don't know
Rafa: Great, now we lost our leader, huh?
I wonder where he went to...
> Madgar, Tifa's bar
Barret is paying Cloud 1500 Gil
Barret: there, I hope you're happy!
Cloud: this much?
well, next time, make it....
Before cloud can tell Barret how much he wanted on the next job, a flash of
light strikes in front of them and Ramza is standing between Barret and Cloud.
Ramza: Wo, what a ride!
where am I?
Cloud: who are you?
Ramza: who me?
I'm Ramza.
I was trying out a new machine and it somehow got me here.
Cloud and Barret: oh
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/18/2004 5:46:53 PM | Message Detail
Tinker's was funny...
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n00b Cannon Operator for TGAFF7SB
From: Tinker Me Elmo | Posted: 9/18/2004 6:15:34 PM | Message Detail
Score! Now my Fanbase grows!!!
Tinkers Total Members = 2 (Including me)
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Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
From: the master samurai | Posted: 9/18/2004 6:29:51 PM | Message Detail
*joins tinker me elmos fanbase*
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there are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary and
those who dont
From: Tinker Me Elmo | Posted: 9/18/2004 6:32:54 PM | Message Detail
WHOMG 3 now! Thats 2 more then 1, but 2 less then 5
=(
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Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/18/2004 7:13:02 PM | Message Detail
I'm glad to see this topic is gradually reviving Anyway... This
is part 9 of the most boring stupid blooper ever created. Part 1 is located in
page 26, part 2 is located in page 26, part 3 is located in page 27, and part 4a
and 4b is located in page 30, and 5, 6 and 7 on 31, and 8 on 32. If you haven't
read the past ones, then the bloopers will make no sense at all. If you're lazy
to read them all, here's a little profile on the 3 main characters:
Name: Tifa
Job: Tifa
Likes: Killing random citizens, subway, rock.
Dislikes: Barret, Aeris, anything that is happy, pervets, random citizens, and
anything else not included here.
Hates the most: Karsh
Name: Barret
Job: Donkey
Likes: Rap, Mr.T, Barney and Friends, Discovery Kids, Nick Jr, fairies.
Dislikes: Anything rated PG or more.
Hates the most: Karsh
Name: Karsh
Job: Miner, blacksmith, fisherman, crafter, runecrafter, wizard, fletcher,
archer, warrior, cleric, thief, cook, lumberjack, firemaker, druid, etc.
Likes: His big red beard, his weapons, his big red beard, his armor, his big red
beard, etc.
Dislikes: BEARD SHAVERS, Karkaroff Garret (his rival), cliches, and mustache.
Hates the most: Korn, the worst band of all time.
So continuing the uber lame pointless blooper, they head to 50 Cent's mansion
without knowing what they will encounter....
Tifa: Be careful Barret, he might have very powerful guardians.
Karsh: Should I be careful too?
Tifa: -_- Just die (censored)!
Karsh: For the sake of my holy big red beard!!!!!!! Is that "him?"
Barret: Who? A fairy?
Karsh: No, it is... the dangerous... the bonehead... the noob... the wannabe
bearded man... Karkarrof Garret!
Karkaroff: So we meet again, Karsh!
Karsh: Ugh! Shut up, you have a pink beard!
Karkaroff: *sniff* it's purple. Besides, you like Red Hot Chilly Pepper haha.
Karsh: Dude, you like Korn so shut up.
Tifa: Elvis Presley made rock, Korn ended it...
Karkaroff: Go shave you beard!
Karsh: Go listen to Korn!
Karkaroff: It is time to duel!!!!
Karsh: Uh, just no. Why don't we solve this in a smarter way?
Karkaroff: For example...
Karsh: Heads or Tails?
Tifa: -_-
Barret: I thought it was Sonic or Tails?
Karkaroff: Darn, I got to go to the bathroom. But next time Karsh, ALL YOUR BASE
BELONGS TO ME! *leaves*
Aeris: erhen, 50 cent has more guardians you know!
Tifa: Ugh, Aeris. What are you doing here?
Aeris: KYAHAHAHA! 50 is paying me a lot, do you know why? Because I became a
(censored)! Yes, you heard it! While you help your bonehead friends, I do more
feminine stuff!
Tifa: I don't see enough sign of feminality in you either, you don't have enough
milk to fill a tea cup...
Aeris: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! I AM AN ANCIENT!
Tifa: Ancients are (censored)!
Aeris: Racist! I'll mark your post!
Tifa: Racist? Me? Nope, because racism is a crime, an only Ancients commit
crime. Now, time to make sushi out of you...
Barret: (MIAU! I wanna see a CAT FIGHT!)
Aeris: Maybe next time... But you know, head back for now. You stand no chance
against the power of rap! *leaves*
Yes this blooper was indeed quite lame. Part 10 will be the fight between Tifa,
Barret and Karsh against 50 Cent, not that you care about these lame bloopers.
Have a nice day.
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There is no day better than today to leave for tomorrow what you'll never do.
From: ieatdirttoo | Posted: 9/18/2004 7:30:40 PM | Message Detail
In the northern crater where the path splits.....
Cloud: Now don't anyof you die on me!
He steps back and trips then falls to his death in the deep pit.
Director: I always though he was an idiot. Anyway lets get a replacement in
here, whos the guy who was playing as sephitof or watever.
Sephiroth: Sephiroth, and it was me. Gut Hell No im gonna play that idiot
prettyboy cloud.
Director: Play it you grey haired hippie. Give me that sword, were gonn give you
clouds stupid huge sword.
Sephiroth: cough*fatass*cough
Sephiroth take the Buster Sword but drops it in his foot.
Sephiroth: Oh ****! My ****ing foot is cut in ****ing half.
Director: Get someone in here to help him.
Tifa: Hey sephi come over here and ill give you a massage, he he he.
Sephiroth: Im gone.......
Barret: Yo whats up director!
Director: omg, shut up and stop talking ebonics
Barret: Thats racist man, I can have that. I ask myself, should i pop yo ass
with my gatlin gun, or should i let it go.
Director: Get someone in here to dea with this guy.
Cartman walks up.
Cartman: Wadya wan me to do?
Director: Kill this guy with the gun on his arm
Cartman: Okaye, lemme see here.
Bends over next to Barret
Cartman: Okay lemme see here, oh here comes.
Out of cartmans ass comes a hug fart of fire.
Cartman: Ahh my ass! Ahh my Ass!
to be continued...............
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skatin in phili is just so much better than skatin anywhere else- Bam Margera
From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/19/2004 8:33:46 AM | Message Detail
IF YOU'RE READING THIS THEN MAKE A BLOOPER NOW! Anyway... This is
part 10 of the most boring blooper ever created. Part 1 is located in page 26,
part 2 is located in page 26, part 3 is in page 27, and part 4 is located in
page 30, and 5, 6 and 7 on 31, and 8 and 9 on 32. If you haven't read them READ
THEM NOW BEFORE YOU PROCEED. Such will make my insane stupid pointless idiotic
sad attempts at humor blooper move on to insane stupid not as pointless as
before idiotic sad attempts at humor.
50 Cent: So you've come...
Barret: ! 50! It's really you! YAY! I'm a big fan of you!
Tifa: Shut up, you're a rapper, making you fall under the category of pathetic
n00b who doesn't know what the hell is going on.
Barret: Ha! You said hell!
50 Cent: Hi Tifa! I was expecting you ^_^!
Tifa: -_-
50 Cent: Wanna play hard huh? Why do intend to destroy my "Pee eye am pee"
headquarters? Can't you see us "pee eye am pee" are just "having fun"?
Tifa: Using other people's body for your sole satisfaction is sad, which is
something I shalln't let go on.
50 Cent: YOU ARE DEFYING RAP HUH? Come my guardians! *summons Jay-Z, Eminem and
B2k* Get them!
Jay-Z: Yes sir!
Tifa: Alright, time to kick some rapper butt... Karsh, fight Jay-Z! Barret,
fight Eminem! I'll take care of B2k!
Barret's fight...
Barret: A white rappa? WTF?
Eminem: I rock I'm the man yes I think I'm cool! Perish beneath Hip Hop! *starts
singing*
Barret: *starts rapping*
Eminem: Darn, I forgot you like rap too! Well, time for my "A chihuahua while
eating a hamburger voice" I use in my songs!
Barret: Everything but that! NO! UGH, the pain!
Eminem: HAHA PHEAR ME!
Barret (almost dying): Must... Summon... Legendary...Mr.T... ROOOAR! It is time
to duel! *places Mr.T card on the field*
Eminem: HA! I have the Parapa the Rappa card! Muaha!
Barret: Darn, it's real strong! I know! *places trap card down on field*
Eminem: Parappa! Attack!
From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/19/2004 8:57:18 AM | Message Detail
Barret: WTF? I'll place a trap card then! *plays Gold card*
Eminem: Darn! Not the gold card! It gives a +9999 +9999 bonus to Mr.T!
Barret: Now, Mr.T! Finish him off!
Mr.T: I pity da foo who dares me! Quit yo jibba jabba Eminem!
Ill send j00 heluva far! *throws
MNM to mars*
Karsh's fight...
Karsh: I have a big red beard!
Jay-Z: ?
Karsh: I hate beard shavers!
Jay-Z: ?
Karsh: My smithing level is 79!
Jay-Z: Darn this guy sure is annoying!
Tifa: Took you long to figure it out...
Jay-Z: I can't stand this! *kills himself*
Karsh: My beard is so s3xx4y, he even killed himself!
Tifa vs. B2k fight...
B2k: Our music is usefull!
Tifa: Yeah, excelent if you want to sleep fast. The CDs makes a great frisbee,
and your CD cover makes a perfect scare-crow.
B2k: Oh yeah? WE'll remix girlfriend!
Tifa: Don't you get bored of remixing the same song over and over? It seems like
you guys remix it everytime you go to the bathroom (just imagine when you get
diarea!)
B2k: Alright every! Kill her!
Tifa: *grabs PHS and dials a number* Hello uncle Osamy? How goes Al Quaeda?
*waits* How did you know I wanted you to deliver a missle? *waits* Yes, yet
again I'm asking for a missle *waits* No, this time not on Karsh. *waits*
Thanks!
*a missle comes and blasts B2k*
50 Cent: So you've beeten my allies huh? I'll kill you personaly! *gets his
magic stick thingy* I'll soon rule this world the the dark, cruel power of rap
haha!
Voice: I won't let you!
50: Who dares to stop my plan? WHAT? KURT COBAIN?
Kurt: You're going way too far 50! Rock will never die!
Karsh: If they keep making horrible bands like Korn, it will die...
Kurt: Never!
50: Shut up Kurt, you're dead!
Kurt: Oh yeah, I forgot! *Disapears*
Tifa: -_-
Barret: -_-
Karsh: -_-
50: Hahaha once I use this "Black Materia" all songs in the world will become
rap!
Tifa: Why didn't you just do it before?
50: I dunno, all villains do that anyway... MUAHAAHAHAHA *a dark wave covers the
world turning all music into 50 cent's rap* hahaha nuthing can stop me!
Tifa: Dude, it's illegal to monopolyze the market...
50: Oops hehe... Looks like I forgot!
*cops come and arrest 50 cent*
Tifa: If black materia makes all music of the world turn into rap, will holy
materia turn all songs into gospel music?
Karsh: I dunno, but now that 50 is arrested, the songs went back to normal
again!
Barret: Off course!
Tifa: What should we do now then?
Karsh: Let's just wait for part 11...
You heard it, still more lameness to come!
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There is no day better than today to leave for tomorrow what you'll never do.
From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 9/19/2004 3:30:24 PM | Message Detail
Tifa: *grabs PHS and dials a number* Hello uncle Osamy? How goes
Al Quaeda? *waits* How did you know I wanted you to deliver a missle? *waits*
Yes, yet again I'm asking for a missle *waits* No, this time not on Karsh.
*waits* Thanks!
*a missle comes and blasts B2k*
XDXDXDXDXD
Tifa: You got a problem with that!? *shoves nuclear bomb down throat* *I
explode*
Tifa: HOW YOU LIKE THAT, *****!!!!????
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You don't need a reason to help people.
To be forgotten is worse than death...
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/19/2004 5:45:01 PM | Message Detail
God: "Let there be light!" (looks at Emerald Weapon) "MOVE!!!"
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From: wewgy | Posted: 9/21/2004 6:43:46 AM | Message Detail
bump
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i bump because i love i love because i bump
From: Ikirouta | Posted: 9/21/2004 7:26:59 AM | Message Detail
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From: Ikirouta | Posted: 9/21/2004 7:28:08 AM | Message Detail
*joins Tinker me Elmo's fan base*
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Anyone who translates my quote correctly into English gets a cookie.
From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/21/2004 9:43:11 AM | Message Detail
MAKE A NEW BLOOPER NOW! IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL LOSE MUCH HONOR!
YOU WILL FEEL ASHAMED FOR ALL ETERNITY FOR NOT HELPING TE ASSOCIATION OF THE
ALMOST DEAD TOPICS. Anyway... This is part 11 of the most boring blooper ever
created. The other 10 are The beginning saga, the warcraft saga, the little red
riding hood saga, the rap saga, (Part 1 is located in page 26, part 2 is located
in page 26, part 3 is in page 27, and part 4 is located in page 30, and 5, 6 and
7 on 31, and 8 and 9 on 32, and part 10 is on 33). Have a nice lame sad attempts
at humor reading!
*Tifa, Barret and Karsh are heading to the Highwind to go back with the rest of
the party, when some random guy greets them*
Random guy: Heeeeeeeeeelooooo there!
Barret: Who are ya?
Snake: I am Sooooooooooolid Snake, host of your favooooooooorite TV show!
Barret: Cool! So you're Barney?
Snake :-_- Um, nope. I'm the host of "Weeeeeeaaaaaakest Ganondorf" show!
Karsh: Does it involve a beard or something?
Snake: Er.. No, its a TV contest thingy show. Yeah, they stink, but you can win
great prizes!
Tifa: Such as...
Snake: All Teletubbies episodes in one DVD...
Barret: 0_0 I MUST GET THE PRIZE!!!
Snake: A hairgroooooooooower...
Karsh: 0_0 MUST USE IT ON MY BEARD!!!
Snake: Aaaaaaaaand finally, weapons of maaaaaaass destruction to use on
randooooooooom cities!
Tifa: 0_0 MUST KILL RANDOM CITIZENS!
Snake: Sooooo, all you have to do is come to our studios and register! Be
caaaaarefull, your opponents are veeeeeery competitive!
Tifa: (I'll just shoot them anyway) Who are them?
Snake: Daaaaaaaaaaante (from Devil May Cry), Jooooey (from Friends, which is by
far the best TV show) and Miiiiiiiiiiiiichael Jackson (duh!).
Barret: Wut kinda competitiun?
Snake: Oh, you'll see when you get there! And goooooooood luck!
Tifa: Can you just shut the (censored) up? You talk like those bingo
announcers...
Snake: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis?
Tifa: *shoots Snake with a bazooka*
Barret: Let's go to the studio already! I can't wait to participate! To the
studios, and beyond!
Karsh: -_- Barret acts like he is three years old...
Tifa: -_- What? You mean he isn't?
Snake: -_- That was even worse then what they say at the Halo boards...
Barret: You guys should watch more Disney movies... =(
Yes, still more lameness to come.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 9/21/2004 8:29:11 PM | Message Detail
*spoilers*
Greeder: "Welcome to Wall Market-"
Barret: "Shut up!" (shoots Greeter in the nuts)
Greeder: "My balls!" (watches balls roll away)
Cloud: (takes balls) "We can use these..."
Greeder: "I am a robot!"
Cloud: "No, you're not! Whats with the blood!?!?"
Greeder: "I am a humanic robot!"
Director: "I should better get paid for this..."
At the Weapons Shop...
Old Guy: "Are you three going to the top of the plate? You better get some
batteries."
Cloud: "Sure thing." (buys 3 batteries)
At the plate...
Cloud: "Hmm... Looks like the propellers need some juice..." (puts batteries in
slot) "Wait, the propellers aren't moving..."
Tifa: "WTF is with those zig-zag propellers? And why are there seatbelts?"
Cloud: "I don't know..." (sits and puts on seatbelt) (finds a button) "It says,
"Move." (presses it)
The propeller then runs at 120 MPH. Then the seatbelts snap and propeller throws
Cloud right at the Shinra
Building.
Shinra Soldier: "WTF??? Who is that intruder that just broke in!?!? Guards,
seize him!" (shoots)
Barret: (hears soldiers and gunshots) "Go propellers!"
Tifa: "...Think he'll make it?"
Barret: "Nah. Good news is that we ran out of Phoenix Downs!"
Tifa: "(I'm in paradise!)"
Director: "(I sure did a good job setting up those propellers!)"
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From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/22/2004 11:20:16 AM | Message Detail
This is part 12 of the most boring blooper ever created. If you
haven't read the other ones, THEN READ THEM RIGHT NOW. (Part 1 is located in
page 26, part 2 is located in page 26, part 3 is in page 27, and part 4 is
located in page 30, and 5, 6 and 7 on 31, and 8 and 9 on 32, and part 10 and 11
are on 33). Have a horrible lame sad attempts at humor reading!
So Barret, Tifa and Karsh arrive at the studio (if you don't know what I'm
talking about READ THE OTHER ONES)...
Snake: Laaaaaaadies and gentlemeeeeen! Welcome to the world's lamest TV show,
"Weakest Ganondorf"! (or was it Weakest Zelda?) Now let us get to know more our
contestants! Who are you young bearded fellow?
Karsh: My name is Karsh and I have a big red beard!
Snake: I see, sooooooo what band do you hate the most?
Karsh: KORN BECUZ IT TEH suXX0rz!1!
Snake: I seeeee! So, who is this girl right next to you?
Karsh: She's my gir...
Tifa: I never met this @#$&*#@%^#$ Karsh in my entire life...
Snake: Oh, I see. And who is this huge Mr.T next to you?
Tifa: My dog...
Snake: Can you make him play dead?
Tifa: Sure... *shoots Barret with a bazooka*
Snake: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiinteresting! Now let us know our other team! Now folks,
allow me introduce you to Dante, leader of this team!
Dante: My name is Dante, I come from Devil May Cry and I like killing demons!
Snake: Err... WHY?
Dante: No reason. It is kinda badass though.
Snake: Riiight... and who is this other guy next to you?
Dante: He's Joey, from Friends.
Snake: 0_0 wow looks like we have a celebrity in our show.
Barret: Why, thank you Mr. Snake!
Tifa: -_- He wasn't even talking to you #$%^&*!
Snake: Why, let the games begin already! Our first competition will be... Barret
vs. Michael Jackson! The rules are simple. I'll ask one question to each of you
if you get it right you'll win 5 points! While they are being prepare I'll let
you two socialize!
Michael: Do you hava daughter? ^_^
Barret: Yeah, a girl called Marlene.
Michael: (Let me see if I already... Yeah, I remember her)
Snake: I'm back kids! Now, question number one: What is the biggest country in
South and North America?
Barret: I know! Asia!
Snake: -_- Wrong! Now Michael, which one of the following things do not fall
under the category of animal? A) Dog B) Cat C) Barret D) Screw Driver
Michael: Letter A!
Snake: You are correct!
Cameraman: (no he isn't sir)
Snake: I mean, WRONG! (what? you mean dog is an animal?) Well, since you both
got it wrong, then none of the teams get points! Well, we will be right back
after this break! Actually, in part 13 of this uber lame blooper!
Tifa: I'll just kill random spectators in the meanwhile... *shoots a few random
spectators*
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There is no day better than today to leave for tomorrow what you'll never do.
From: Talic300 | Posted: 9/22/2004 4:17:24 PM | Message Detail
Hey I'm back for today....OMGWTFLOLI<3MEN!!!......o_O
Since I'll probably be gone for a long time again I'll make another
blooper.....(Note: Most of you might not find this funny.....<3?)
Spoilers?
Midgar, *****!!!
*Cloud and gang are walking down the street*
Tifa: Hey Clou....
Cloud: *Dancing* I don't like Reggae!
Man From far away: Oh no!
Cloud: I love itaaa!
Man from far away: Yeah!
Tifa: Uh Cloud...?
Cloud: Don't you quack mi style! Don't you quiteeeee on me *****
Barret: Don't make me say it.....*shakes fist*
Cloud: *Still dancing* Don't like
Jamaica!
Man from far away: Oh *Is shot by Barret* God my balls!!!
Cloud: I love *Gun shot*.......
Barret: uh......Argh! Your balls!?
Cloud:.....PSh! I can take.....CROTCH SHOT!
*suddenly a random hobo hits Barret in the balls*
Cloud: You=Teh PWN'D Crotch.......Boo to the ya!
Random hobo: Never a frown with golden brown......
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From: wewgy | Posted: 9/24/2004 12:35:33 PM | Message Detail
did any one find my joke funny???
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From: Tinker Me Elmo | Posted: 9/24/2004 2:42:20 PM | Message Detail
uggg you guys are too random. 50 Cent? Solid snake? And hoping
that your blooper will be funny when you start out by saying
"OMFG THS = WORST BLOOPER EVAR!!!"
doesn't help......I may need to make a new one.
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Led Zeppelin
From: wewgy | Posted: 9/24/2004 2:56:41 PM | Message Detail
come on people post some new bloopers plz plz plz
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From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 9/24/2004 3:15:24 PM | Message Detail
Palmer: "(Hehehe, time to start up my daily routine!)"
*holds up hobo sign*
WILL EAT FOR FOOD.
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From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/24/2004 4:11:11 PM | Message Detail
uggg you guys are too random. 50 Cent? Solid snake? And hoping
that your blooper will be funny when you start out by saying
"OMFG THS = WORST BLOOPER EVAR!!!"
Wow I never expected a post to be so... *realizes who is talking* Oops,
nevermind!
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From: tierza89 | Posted: 9/24/2004 6:36:33 PM | Message Detail
*save the topic!!!!!!*
whatever...here goes for total and complete randomness:
Cloud: Hey! A cross roads!
Tifa: whoa there are like (counts with her fingers) two ways to go!!! How are we
gonna choose???
Barret: **** I say we split up and take both ways
Cloud: Wait… it says in the Handy Book of RPG Rules that we should only split up
when directly given the choice….
Yuffie: that’s a really cool book... who wrote it?
Cloud: says it’s by some guy named defcon......... whoever the hell that
is...but it says definitely not to split up. But we definitely need to pick a
way we could go right, ………or left9pauses to think)but either way could lead to
impending doom, and we might get maimed by some gigantic twenty eyed,
snaggletooth, warty faced, gangly, rabid, terrible monster, that will snap our
necks, disembowel our bodies, rip out our Eustachian tubes and suck out our
bodily fluids, and then leave our bodies to lie in a great big rotting pile of
human matter…….so……… which way do we go???
Tifa: I really think we should go left it looks much safer than going right, and
look! The left path is clearly closer to us than the right one…
Cid: no way! The game programmers probably did that on purpose to lure us deep
into the bowels of the cave where we can be devoured by some gigantic twenty
eyed, snaggletoothed, warty faced rabid, terrible monster…. that could possibly
snap our necks, disembowel our bodies, rip out our Eustachian tubes and suck out
our bodily fluids, and then leave our bodies to lie in a great big rotting pile
of human matter
Barret: I still say we should split up.
Tierza: (this could take days…I better help them out) uhhhh…try going that way
dummies..... (Points left)
Cloud: That way? Are you sure?
Tierza: of course I’m sure; I’m an all knowing disembodied voice...
Cloud: hmmm….ok guys lets go that way
Barret: Oh so you’re just going to be mister high and mighty deciding which way
we go...
Cloud: I was listening to the all knowing disembodied voice! See it says right
here in the Handy Book of RPG Rules that you should always listen to disembodied
voices.
Barret: Gimme that (snatches book) you idiot! this isn't the hand book of rpg
rules... this is just a Brady games guide with a handy book of rpg rules sticker
taped across the front.......(throws the book back at him) ..dumbass......
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From: Anthraxdude88 (gs) | Posted: 9/24/2004 6:43:53 PM | Message Detail
Haha... I love the amount of bashing on the Brady guide.. I'm working on one... hope I get it done before this hits 500
From: Anthraxdude88 (gs) | Posted: 9/24/2004 6:52:12 PM | Message Detail
Ok... this is my first one... feel free to flame how bad it is.
The party walks into the "HQ Room" on the Highwind.
Tifa-Cloud, you need a haircut.
Cloud-Well, it says in the handy book of RPG rules that the main characters never cu-
Barret-Wha' 'bout Garnet?
Cloud-Well, the book says-
Barret:Dun be messin' wit me, foo'!
Cloud-But it says-
Tifa-Just cut it
*Cloud doesn't see Vincent lurking behind him*
Cloud-Well, I happen to like-*SCRETTTTTTTTTTTTTTCH(Vincent uses his claw to cut off Cloud's hair* OH MY GOD! MY HAIR! MY STRENGTH.... gone.
Barret-Dun be such a wuss.
Tifa-You look better, now.
*Cloud laying in a fetal position on the floor*
Cid-Well, he's done, I'm the new leader.
Barret-Dun ya be betrayin' me ya mutha ****a! *Kicks Cloud*
Vince-Well... now that I've settled that, I shall star in my own game... muahaha.
It sucks... go ahead, flame me.
From: tierza89 | Posted: 9/24/2004 7:16:16 PM | Message Detail
*save the topic!!!!!*Here goes the almost utter randomness
again…. (Oh and special thanks to my brother for helping me out on this one)
FFVII official: So we have a plan for a new final fantasy title. The plan is
still in the works but it will be title Final fantasy vii dirge of Cerberus
starring Vincent.
(Cloud and co. walk past the ffvii office, do a double take and then press their
ears up to the door listening in)
FFVII official: …….we decided that since FFVII was such a hit, and everyone
LOVES FF sequels, we could profit from yet another spin off of the original
game…….
Cloud: what!!!!! They’re giving Vincent his own game!?
Tierza: I forgot he was even a playable character……..
Cloud: I mean you could conceivable play the whole game and never know he
exists……
Tierza: Tch yeah I left him locked in the basement of the shinra mansion for the
entire first part of the game…. For all I know he could still be down there…..
Yuffie: I know what was square thinking putting an optional character in a game
like that! What were they trying to increase replay value or something??? How
stupid….
(Tifa and cloud glare at her)
Cloud: I’m not even going to say anything……….
Barret: (walking down the hall) WTH are all you guys doin??
Cloud: we’re listening in on this really important board meeting,
Barret: You jes look like idiots…….
Cloud: They just said that they’re giving Vincent his own game
Barret: (stares at them for a moment and then joins them listening at the door)
WTF??? That has got to be THE gayest idea that square has ever thought of! I
mean there are like 50 million vampire games out there where the basic premise
is that vampires kick ass and shoot things….
FFVII official: (inside the board room)….. And so the basic premise is that
vampires kick ass and shoot things………
Tifa: True, although vampires DO kick ass and shoot things, I mean, for god’s
sakes, that’s like giving Marlene her own game boy game, a la Mary-Kate and
Ashley
(Barret is enraged and attempts to knock Tifa over but instead is pummeled by
her beat rush, and they fall into a great brawling mass)
Cloud: I think we should just walk away……..
(cloud and co proceed to slowly back away from the scene)
FFVII official: …….We were also thinking about making a new handheld game
starring Marlene…………..
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From: tierza89 | Posted: 9/24/2004 7:20:28 PM | Message Detail
so.. what do you guys think?? were my last two any good?
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From: Anthraxdude88 (gs) | Posted: 9/24/2004 7:22:01 PM | Message Detail
Ahem... that inspired me. SPOILERS.
After the Dyne battle
Dyne: Barret, man, take care of Marlene, even though she's obviously white, and you're obviously black, don't let her know you're not her real father.
Barret:A'ight man
Marlene(lurking in the shadows):WHA?! I'm not Barret's real daughter? WTF?! *takes out knife and rushes Barret*
Aeris and Cloud-NOOOO!
*The intervene and Aeris gets killed*
*Cloud, Barret, Dyne and Marlene all stare at the body*
*director walks out*
Director-What the hell? Where's Sephiroth?
*Sephiroth drops out of sky and impales Cloud*
Sephiroth-I win.
From: Anthraxdude88 (gs) | Posted: 9/24/2004 7:22:36 PM | Message Detail
Mine suck... I like Tierza's, though...
From: ziggyme | Posted: 9/24/2004 8:07:22 PM | Message Detail
Meh, I have returned!
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Cloud: Hmm, a big mountain.
Tifa; Yes Cloud,it is, in fact, a big mountain. And Sephiroth is on the other
side of it.
Barret: So what we waitin' for, foo'?
Red 13: Obviously we can't just cross a mountain.
Cait Sith: Why not?
Red 13: Obviously we need a mountain chocobo to cross a mountain.
Cid: **** *** * * * *** ** *** ** *** ****** ***
(Translation: What's up with that?)
Cloud: I have legs, I can walk up the mountain and down the other side.
Red 13: No you can't, you need a mountain chocobo.
Cloud: Why? I have two good legs, why can't I use them.
Red13: I dunno, but there is a magical invisible barrier that will stop you.
Cloud: Ooh, magic, pretty.
Cait Sith: I wonder when he'll realize it said invisible.
Cloud goes off searching for this magical invisible barrier
Tifa: *Sigh* That worked, what now? We no longer have a guy with a big sword.
Cloud: Hey guys I think I found it!
Cloud walks into something and bonks his head1
Cloud: I found the magic!
Cloud repeatedly walks into the barrier.
Yuffie: Thank goodness we never let him near the materia...
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Sucks don't it?
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Before I left my school my Latin teacher imparted 3 golden words upon me, "Vinum
vincit omnia" "Wine conquers all things"
From: tierza89 | Posted: 9/24/2004 8:43:59 PM | Message Detail
*save the topic!*
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 9/24/2004 11:04:01 PM | Message Detail
Nice ending, Tierza. Anyway, I've got one, I guess.... (Thinks
hard)
"Mommy, what's a video game?"
Cloud: Take this, you little bastard.... ah, being tricky, eh? Well... oh, no!
NONONONONONO! Dammit!
Cait Sith: WTF are you doing?
Tifa: (Omg, this has to be the first time Cait Sith has ever been in one of
Bahamut's bloopers.)
MasterBahamut: So what?
Cloud: I'm playing FFVI. I ****ing hate that damn Atma!
Cait Sith: Uh, what's FFVI?
Cloud: *Shrugs* How the hell should I know?
C.S.: Uh... nevermind. So, is it fun?
Cloud: I dunno... I stopped playing that. Now I'm playing Super Metroid.
C.S.: WTF? Where are you getting these?
Cloud: Dunno, I switched again. Now, it's Super Mario RPG.
Cid: The ****? How'd you get your hands on video games, in a video game?
Cloud: Maybe it's a minigame? Anyway, I switched again. Now, it's Secret of Mana.
C.S: Wait, I think I see a pattern.....
Cloud: Possibly. Dammit, this sucks, how about.... Earthbound...
C.S: Psst! Cid! I bet 9,000,000 gil that the next game is another SNES game
Cid: I don't know what SNES means, but, you're on!
C.S.: So, Cloud, what next?
Cloud: Well.... how about... Kingdom Hearts! Yes!
C.S.: WTF?!?!??!!?!?
Tifa: My Beat Rush isn't working!!!
Cloud: You forgot to press circle... dumbass...
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From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/25/2004 4:41:59 AM | Message Detail
I'll make a spin-off blooper this time, feel free to flame it.
-7th Heaven
Barret: I'll have to go to Cosmo Cannon on an AVALANHCE meating. Take care of
Marlene or you'll be sorry! I'll shoot you if you don't!
Tifa: Alright.
Barret:*leaves*
Marlene: Hey Tifa! Can I go to the Mall?
Tifa: Sure.
-Mall
Marlene: *steals doll*
-7th Heaven
Tifa: Hey Marlene, it's time for you to go to school!
Marlene: OK!
-Next day
Marlene: Hey Tifa, the principal told you to meet him at
2:00 PM!
Tifa: ( I wonder what sort of prank this brat did at school)
-Principal's office
Principal: *playing with Marlene's doll*
Tifa: -_- Why did you call me here?
Principal: Your child has been playing with this doll during class.
Tifa: I never seen this doll before.
Principal: I have a feeling you don't know your child very well!
Tifa: Of course I do!
Principal: What her last name?
Tifa: 0_0 (darn what's the stupid kid's last name?)
Principal: I think you should talk to her.
-Bar
Tifa: Ha! Your principal Said I didn't know you well. Of course I know my
little...little (darn what's her name?)...
Marlene: Do you even know my favorite band?
Tifa: Metallica? RATM? SOAD? Nirvana? Led Zeppelin? Audioslave? Gree..
Marlene: It's on my T-Shirt!
Tifa: 0_0 Is that even a band? Anyway.. Where did you get that doll?
Marlene: Um.. I... I stole it :'(
Tifa: Well let's give it back then.
-Mall
Tifa: Excuse me sir, but my daughter stole one of your dolls without permission.
Dude: Alright. *grabs a phone*
Tifa: What are you doing?
Dude: Calling the police for stealing our dolls.
Tifa: But we did the right thing.
Dude: But you still stole it. Now let me call the police.
Tifa: You can't do that!
Dude: Sure I can...
Tifa: You asked for it! *Beat Rushes Dude*
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From: xyazon32 | Posted: 9/25/2004 4:42:15 AM | Message Detail
-7th Heaven
Tifa: I always wanted an excuse to kill someone. Killing is so much fun. So
Marlene? What is that comic you're reading?
Marlene: It's called Manga -_-
Tifa: What's the difference, *****? So what is this woman in the comic doing
without a head?
Marlene: It's a man, Tifa.
Tifa: Darn these artists don't seem to know the difference between man and
woman. (Sephiroth -_-)
Marlene: Say, isn't this guy cute?
Tifa: (Of course not you ***** cartoons aren't cute ****! Unless you're a
******! But poor Marlene, I'll agree with her or else she'll cry) Yeah! Wait?
Whats this thing on his back?
Marlene: A tail!
Tifa: (darn these things can't get worse) Wow, that's a one uhhh... s3xx4y tail.
Marlene: Heh, hey Tifa! Do you want me to show the story of this thingy?
Tifa: Alright. ( I don't have enough imagination for silly little cartoon but
I'll give it a try)
Marlene: Alright. So once upon a time there was a 1000 yer old fish that had a
lot of money
Tifa: Is the fish married?
Marlene: No.
Tifa: Funny, it's the only rich creature in the entire universe that isn't
married (stupid unrealistic comics).
Marlene: Well, then there was a evil queen that used to be the fish's wife...
Tifa: Is the queen rich?
Marlene: No.
Tifa: What a ***** queen, she could've hired a lawyer and get up to 40% of her
rights acording to law number...
Marlene: Tifa, there are no lawyers in this Manga.
Tifa: (how lame...) So did the queen (censored) the fish?
Marlene: No! Anyway, the queen wanted the magical fish's power...
Tifa: See! I told you she wanted to get his money!
Marlene: Not money!
Tifa: What other power is there besides money? Don't tell me this comic is ****
enough to have "magical powers".
Marlene: Actually, you're right!
Tifa: -_-
Marlene: Anyway, the queen created 7 powerful warriors (9 men and 4 women) to
defeat the fish...
Tifa: Did those 2 women (censored) the fish?
Marlene: NO ONE (censored) THE FISH!!! Anyway, 2 of those men and 1 of the women
didn't want to follow the queen's evil plan, so they joined the fish.
Tifa: EW! 2 men "joined" the fish?
Marlene: Tifa, NO ONE WANTS MONEY!
Tifa: (These Mangas are less realistic than I thought)
Marlene: Anyway, these 3 warriors must kill the evil queen who wants to take
over the world and stop the other warriors from defearting the fish. Also, the
fish is threatining the 3 warriors if they don't protect him.
Tifa: Why are they protecting the fish? If the fish is using the fear within
their hearts to manipulate them, why don't they rebel against the fish?
Marlene: Tifa, Barret threatened you to take care of me...
Tifa: Right... You gave me an idea >:).
-Much later
Barret: Hey Marlene! I'm home!
Marlene: Daddy!
Tifa: You're welcome...
Barret: Uh, thanks Tifa!
Tifa: *Beat Rushes Barret*
Marlene: Hah! Way to go!
Tifa: Now let's kill some random citizens. >:D
Marlene: Sure!
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From: Mutt n Mog | Posted: 9/25/2004 6:08:14 AM | Message Detail
Wow, you have issues.
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From: Mutt n Mog | Posted: 9/25/2004 6:11:41 AM | Message Detail
*shrug* Don't really get the point of this...
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From: tomdamasta | Posted: 9/25/2004 6:13:05 AM | Message Detail
lol, this guy just added me on msn and started insulting me, hes
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what a waste of time for him, i pity him
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From: Mutt n Mog | Posted: 9/25/2004 6:14:20 AM | Message Detail
Anger. Issues.
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From: Mutt n Mog | Posted: 9/25/2004 6:15:04 AM | Message Detail
Your "job"? Umm, riiiight...
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From: tomdamasta | Posted: 9/25/2004 6:16:56 AM | Message Detail
well you've been marked, only a matter of time til your banned
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From: Mutt n Mog | Posted: 9/25/2004 6:18:25 AM | Message Detail
Naw, I can't stop you. Plenty of other people can. And do tell me
how *I'm* the loser, when you're the one posting incessantly in order to close a
"big" topic?
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"THE FFX BOARD IS NEXT, I SHALL DESTROY THERE TOPICS AS WELL."
It's their, sweety, THEIR.
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From: tomdamasta | Posted: 9/25/2004 6:22:30 AM | Message Detail
you really are an asshat
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He's cute, can i keep him?
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