Excelator3F's Blooper Topic
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So here they are. Excelerator3F's entire blooper topic. Don't complain about the format. It was the best I could do with GameFAQ's new look.
FFVII Bloopers all over again
From: excelerator3F | Posted: 4/15/2004 10:31:03 AM | Message Detail
Now that the first topic has been closed, bring 'em
on, I'll post my last few in the other topic over here for people who didn't see
them.
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Is our children learning? - George W. Bush, the World's favorite asshat
From: Rebelx3030 | Posted: 4/15/2004 10:31:52 AM | Message Detail
Jesus, the topic just closed!
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"Death is not the worst thing that can happen to a man."--Plato
"Time, the devourer of all things."--Ovid, Metamorphoses
From: excelerator3F | Posted: 4/15/2004 10:32:17 AM | Message Detail
Director: Ok people let's get to it, we're gonna
do the Sapphire WEAPON FMV today and I want it perfect!
So who did you get to play the WEAPON?
Ass: Well we had a few options but we thought we'd go with Eva 01 from
Evangelion....seeing as it's...almost the same color and...big and...ya know...robot"ish"
Director: Don't you think that's going a little over budget man? I mean we gotta
pay the kid to drive it as well.
Ass: Oh don't worry 'bout that, we just said he could check out Tifa's...
*Tifa turns around*
Tifa: !?
Ass: ...fighting skills! That's it, this Shinji kid is sick of getting beat up
in school and wants to learn some skills from her!
Cameraman: *whispers* (nice save man)
Ass: *whispers back* (you get used to it working with her)
Cid: What the hell does WEAPON stand for anyway?
Ass: Eh I think it's something like
Worst
Exaggeration of
Asshat
Product
Other than
N-Gage
Cloud: Like, Duh Cid!!! Obviousness! Stop asking stupid questions, what I wanna
know is what the hell FMV means.
Everybody: ...
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Is our children learning? - George W. Bush, the World's favorite asshat
From: excelerator3F | Posted: 4/15/2004 10:33:02 AM | Message Detail
No I'm not Jesus, I'm his father, I can go call
him for you if you want me to though.
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Is our children learning? - George W. Bush, the World's favorite asshat
From: Rebelx3030 | Posted: 4/15/2004 10:34:24 AM | Message Detail
No thanks, i don't talk to figments of people's
imaginations.
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"Death is not the worst thing that can happen to a man."--Plato
"Time, the devourer of all things."--Ovid, Metamorphoses
From: excelerator3F | Posted: 4/15/2004 10:35:36 AM | Message Detail
Lol, not bad.
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Is our children learning? - George W. Bush, the World's favorite asshat
From: excelerator3F | Posted: 4/15/2004 11:10:05 AM | Message Detail
Director: Ok Cloud and Sephy we're going to shoot
the final battle scene inside Cloud's mind, in your mind Cloud, Sephy is naked
from the waist up.
Cloud: Why!?
Director: Because you cross dress and hang out in tubs with guys called Mukki,
plus this is a Japanese game so we have to have at least one character with
non-straight characteristics.
Cloud: Ok then...Omnislash!
Sephy: *speaking in monotone* Aoch, aoch, that hurts so very, very much, oh the
pain, it hurts so much...oh the humanity.
*breaks blood capsule over forehead*
*after final FMV*
Cloud: Excuse-me sir...I have a question.
Director: Yeeeeesss...?
Cloud: Well why is it that when I dealt several small cuts to Sephiroth's limbs
and torso...only his forehead had blood on it?
Director: (he sure picked a fine time to become intelligent)
Cloud: And why is it that when Sephy ran an enormous blade straight through
Aeris's stomach...there wasn't a drip of blood to be seen?
Director: Well I'll have to get back to that one Cloud.
Director: Now where is the best place to find absolute bull**** made by fanboys
to explain that stuff?
I know! GameFAQs's FFVII General Board!!! Of course!
*posts on the board asking for info about the biggest fanboys, n00bs and morons
of the board*
*Ex points him in the direction of some*
Cloud: So...?
Director: *reads what he printed out* Sephiroth bleeds from his forehead because
all of the Omnislash's hits concentrate on one point of the body depending on
the enemy.
Cloud: Pretty rational so far.
Director: (I take back the intelligent comment)
Director: And Aeris had no blood on her because *and reads* Ancients don't
bleed...ever, and the Masamune repels blood as well so even if she did...there
wouldn't be anything.
Cloud: Oh ok, thanks for that enlightening moment.
Director: (sucker)
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Is our children learning? - George W. Bush, the World's favorite asshat
From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/15/2004 4:58:05 PM | Message Detail
uh i guess this should be bumped.....
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/15/2004 5:44:28 PM | Message Detail
Hey, wanna have like, a Blooper competition on who
can make the best Bloopers? If there is one, I'm in!
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^(OO)^ <----------Me
My AIM is hahanotfunny65.
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/15/2004 5:51:35 PM | Message Detail
Okay, fine. I'll just make one. Who's in? Who will
be the judge? (The judge ONLY decides who is out and who advances. The judge is
NOT me...)
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^(OO)^ <----------Me
My AIM is hahanotfunny65.
From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/15/2004 6:01:06 PM | Message Detail
i could be the judge because i tried some
bloopers................and well let's just say that they weren't the best
and on a side note tell masterbahumet7 to start some more bloopers!
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/15/2004 6:10:32 PM | Message Detail
I am going to make a topic for this competition.
Anyone who is in, register in the topic. The topic will be closed once the
competition ends and there is no prizes (just like the riddle topics!). You will
only receive pride of being one of the best blooper makers in GameFAQs for Final
Fantasy VII.
Rules for the players:
1. You must use a different Blooper for each round.
2. When you post a Blooper, stick with it.
3. Take your time to check for errors.
4. Tell what number you are when you post your Blooper for the round.
5. Don't use other people's Blooper. If you do, you will automaticly be
disqualified.
6. It HAS to be about Final Fantasy VII! You can put characters from other Final
Fantasy games in your Blooper as long as most of it and the setting has to do
with Final Fantasy VII.
7. You can post the same Bloopers you did in this topic or other Blooper topics.
8. You are free to cheer for people when you are out or when you don't post your
Blooper yet.
9. Don't argue with the judge when you're out.
10. Post your topic in time (1 day).
11. Have fun. If you don't, you will be disqualified. Just kidding!
Rules for the judge:
1. Don't judge on the person.
2. You MUST read it before you pick.
3. I won't get mad if you don't pick me.
4. Don't pick randomly, and don't pick until the two people who are competing
against each other finish posting their topics.
5. Have fun.
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^(OO)^ <----------Me
My AIM is hahanotfunny65.
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/15/2004 6:18:49 PM | Message Detail
Hey, Talic, if you want to be the judge, post,
"Judge," on the Blooper Competition topic.
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^(OO)^ <----------Me
My AIM is hahanotfunny65.
From: bayside player | Posted: 4/15/2004 9:43:41 PM | Message Detail
hey is this the new bloopers topic then coz i
noticed there is another 1 made- or is that dead now coz of this one??
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-*-*- Born in the mountains .. Lives by the ocean -*-*-
From: Badgun | Posted: 4/16/2004 10:20:46 AM | Message Detail
ill make one
Cloud:bump
Tifa:bump
Barret:bump
Cid:bump
Vincent:bump
Red XIII:bump
Cait Sith:bump
Aeris:bump
Yuffie:bump
Director:bump
Assistant director:bump
this undercover bump has been brought to you by me
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/16/2004 2:09:23 PM | Message Detail
Oh, man! There is no players in the competition
besides me!
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^(OO)^<---------Me
Register for the FF7 Blooper Competition!
From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/16/2004 4:51:12 PM | Message Detail
hey yoohoo65 i asked defcon and he declined but
hey look on the bright side you will win easily :)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/16/2004 5:54:37 PM | Message Detail
uhh i might be a player in the competition if you
need me to be
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/17/2004 6:00:40 AM | Message Detail
one more bump
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/17/2004 6:50:27 AM | Message Detail
Hey, where is dark mako? He is supposed to verse
me in the first round!
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^(00)^ <-----------Me
Register for the FF7 Blooper Competition!
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/17/2004 6:51:15 AM | Message Detail
If Defcon was in the competiton, he would
obviously win.
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^(00)^ <-----------Me
Register for the FF7 Blooper Competition!
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/17/2004 9:52:38 AM | Message Detail
Two things
1)is this not a blooper topic? or is it just a discussion topic?
2)Talic300, if you want, I guess I could start posting some of mine again
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We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/17/2004 9:54:11 AM | Message Detail
masterbahamut, why don't you join my blooper
competition?
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^(00)^ <-----------Me
Register for the FF7 Blooper Competition!
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/17/2004 9:55:54 AM | Message Detail
What?? hmm, an interesting idea. I guess I',, pop
on over and see what it's like over there
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We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/17/2004 10:36:45 AM | Message Detail
yea this is a bloopers topic, but i only post my
bloopers if the topic is in dire need of bloopers and it is getting to it
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/17/2004 10:56:49 AM | Message Detail
The problem with me is, I'm going through a block
right now. I think I'm going to go play the game for a few hours for material.
Here's a mini crappy blooper
A.D.: Cid, the new director application people are coming over today. Can you
watch over Cloud?
Cid: Sure thing
Cloud: Heya Cid, how's it going?
Cid: Don't worry Cloud, he's gone
Cloud: Good. So, uh, what do you wanna do?
~~5 Minutes later~~
Cloud and Cid: BURN, BIRDIE, BUUUUURRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!
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"The script is covered in the words 'Cloud are smart'" Director's Assistant,
FFVII blooper by myself
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/17/2004 11:31:39 AM | Message Detail
Director: Hey, Cloud, since I need to think of a
script for Final Fantasy XII, can you take care of my daughter for a moment?
Cloud: Sure thing. *gets the girl* Gee, she really looks like Aeris!
Director: I'll be back in 2 hours. *leaves*
2 hours later...
Director: *comes back* Ugh! What did you do to my girl!?!?
Cloud: *looks at the girl's dead body* Heh heh heh... Sephiroth did it...
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^(00)^ <-----------Me
Register for the FF7 Blooper Competition!
From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/17/2004 11:37:52 AM | Message Detail
here is my first blooper that i made
Spoilers
(before beginning of the game)
Director: Wow, guys this job is a big break for me......so DON'T MESS IT UP!!
Zack: Mess what up?
Director: Quit joking around and lets get started.
(1st scene)
*Zack jumps off the train, slips and breaks his leg and his wrist*
Director: What happened?
Director's Assistant: It looks like someone put some sort of oil here so Zack
would slip.
Director: Who would do something like that?
Sephiroth: Uhh, I did sir.
Director: Thanks A LOT, now i guess we have to use his understudy for the movie.
DA: Um sir, no we don't.
Director: Why not?
DA: Because he left saying that he was going to star in a movie called Final
Fantasy 8.
Director: What was his name anyway?
DA: Squall sir.
Director: Well he was too quiet anyway, I bet you five bucks that his movie will
suck
DA: You're on!
Director: So who will play Zack's part with the understudy gone?
DA: Well there is his Stunt Double
Director: STUNT DOUBLE!! why do we have a ******* stunt double if he doesn't do
any stunts?!?!
DA: Well he said that he was busy
Director: Never mind why. I'll just give him a pay cut. do you think that he
will fit the part?
DA: You could say that.....
Director: Okay, bring him in
*Cloud comes running in and slips and falls on top of Zack*
Director: Wonderful, this is going to be a looooooong day.
To Be Continued...
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/17/2004 11:38:35 AM | Message Detail
Inside the planet:
Cloud: What is that!? *points to Iron Man*
Barret: I don't know. *senses Iron Man* His name is Iron Man and he is weak
against water.
Cid: My spear will pierce his armor! *hits Iron Man with a spear and the spear
breaks* You ****in' bastard...
Cloud: C'mon! I gotta think of a way to kill him! Oh, yeah! Since he is weak
against water... *pees on Iron Man*
Iron Man: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *dies*
Barret: Geez... That is disgusting, but smart...
Cloud: Urgh! I still have more! *pees on Barret and Cid and they die* Whoops...
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^(00)^ <-----------Me
Register for the FF7 Blooper Competition!
From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/17/2004 5:31:40 PM | Message Detail
Spoilers
(Raid on Reactor number 1)
Director: And Action.
Barret: Is this your first time in a reactor?
Cloud: No, after all I did work for........LINE!
Director: Shinra, Cloud Shinra!
Cloud: No thanks, I don't like sugar in my coffee, but thanks for asking.
Director: NO, you moron Shinra is your line
Cloud: Line for what?
Director: THE MOVIE!!
Cloud: Oohh a movie! Can I have some popcorn?
Director: No, just take a break.
To Be Continued
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: DarkTyrant | Posted: 4/18/2004 1:27:16 PM | Message Detail
***The final battle scene in Cloud's mind***
Cloud: OMNI-
Sephiroth: SOUL STEAL!
Cloud:OW! What was that? (Probably an Enemy skill I missed)
Sephiroth:[Turns into a dog and bites Cloud]
Cloud:OW!OW!OW! What the hell? Since when can you do that?
Sephiroth:(Oh crap, he's on to me)
Cloud: You're not Sephiroth!
Alucard:Yes I am!
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"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"-Homer
Simpson
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/21/2004 4:09:13 PM | Message Detail
What, did everyone give up on this topic?
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"I'm never wearing this goddamned one-winged angel thing AGAIN!!!"-Sephiroth,
FFVII blooper by myself
From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/21/2004 4:24:50 PM | Message Detail
no everyone is just disgusted at my bloopers, but
i might have to keep posting them
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/21/2004 6:38:45 PM | Message Detail
i just had to do that...
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^(00)^ <-----------Me
Register for the FF7 Blooper Competition!
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/21/2004 6:55:16 PM | Message Detail
my previous bloopers:
1. City of the Ancients
SPOILERS
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Sephiroth swoops down and hits Aeris with his sword.
Aeris: OWWWWWWWWW!!! *turns around* Sephiroth! Why the **** did you poke me with
that sword!?!? You will ****in' pay for this!
Sephiroth: I don't get it... There must be something wrong. *searches his sword*
Holy ****! This sword is plastic!
Director: Hehehehehe...
Sephiroth: *looks at director* YOU did this!?!? *goes to director*
Director: Cut! Cut CUUUUTTTT!!!!!
Sephiroth: Okay. I will.
Director: NO! Not that! *gets hurt by Sephiroth* Hahaha. Do you realize your
sword is still plastic!?
Sephiroth: *whimper*
2. Meteor:
Meteor: Full speed ahead! *zooms to Earth*
Director: Cut! CUT! Meteor! What the **** are you doing? You aren't supposed to
rush into us!!!
Meteor: *ignores Director and keeps rushing and finally, destorys the planet*
Director: I really, REALLY, hate that guy.
Chocobo:
Cloud: Here is the 2000 gil. I'll take the Chocobo lure now.
Choco Billy: Here it is.
Cloud: *keeps running on Chocobo tracks* Yay!~ A chocobo!
Barret: *keeps getting hit by enemies and got his Limit Break* Grrrr... That
does it... SATELITTE BEAM!!!
Aeris: NO!!! DON'T-
Then Barret uses his Satelite Beam.
Chocobo: WARK!~ WARK WARK!~ *pecks, Cloud, then Aeris, then Barret, then the
enemies, then heads toward the director*
Dumb guy on the road: DUCK!!!
Director: *looks around* Thats not a duck! Thats a Choco- *gets pecked* OW! OW!
OWWWWW!!! NO! CUT THE CAMERA! CUT! CUT! CUUUUUUUUTTT!!!
Camera man: o_O
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^(00)^ <-----------Me
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/21/2004 6:58:52 PM | Message Detail
My Bloopers series:
Part 1
In 7th Heaven:
Jessie: Hey, Cloud, that is the best time bomb I ever made in my life! Did you
know that? I put gas with SO much odor, that it can even kill machines!
(10 minutes later...)
Jessie: HELP!!! Too much gas! Can't...breathe!!!~
Cloud: *gives Jessie an oxygen mask and watches TV*
News reporter: *cough* Bad...news.. *cough* there..is...too..much..gas..in..the...air...president...shinra...died..
*dies*
Barret: That is the end of the Shinra now! Wait a big sec... Did you just hear-
Sephiroth swoops down, kills Wedge, takes an oxygen mask, and leaves
Cloud: Damn... We are going to have a hard time killing Sephiroth... *looks at
Wedge's dead body* Anyone for potato wedges?
Part 2
In Sector 7, after Wedge's death:
Director: Oh man... Because of this ****in' gas time bomb, Aeris, Cid, and the
other future characters must've died... *hears a thump in the distance* Yep...
They died.
Cloud: Hey, why don't we skip into disk 3? Aeris died, Shinra is finished, so
why don't we just continue on killing Sephiroth?
Jessie: Who the **** is Sephiroth?
Cloud: A very stupid guy who later on, tries to destroy this planet with a puny
rock named, "Meteor" and become one with the planet. *chuckles*
Sephiroth: *appears* **** you, Cloud! I heard that! Wait a sec... If this is
disk three, this ****in' town should've been destroyed, and *points to Biggs and
Jessie* you two should've been dead!
Biggs: (Cloud is actually right for once! This guy is stupid!)
Sephiroth: I heard that... *kills Biggs* Now for you! *kills Jessie* Wait a
minute! There isn't supposed to be a stupid director in this! *kills the
director*
Cloud: (They were stupid guys anyway.)
Cloud, Barret, Tifa, and Sephiroth leaves Sector 7. Then Sephiroth destroys
Sector 7. Then they all go to the center of the planet.
Final Part
In the Crater:
Sephiroth: Hahaha! Now you will see me transform! Into Bizarro-Sephiroth!
Cloud: Bizarre Sephiroth!?!? HAHAHA!!! Where the **** did you get that name?
HAHAHA!!!
Bizarro Sephiroth: Shut up. Heartless Angel!
Heartless Angel dies because of the gas.
Bizarro Sephiroth: Uh oh... I'm screwed... Oh, yeah. Bizarro Energy!
Cloud: Bizarre Energy!?!? HAHAHA! YOU KILL ME!!!
Tifa and Barret beats the **** out of Bizarro Sephiroth while Cloud laughs
helplessly.
While Bizarro Sephiroth transforms, Tifa and Barret try to stop Cloud from
laughing.
Barret: Hey, I know you love beans! I'll only give you it if you only SHUT THE
**** UP! YOUR LAUGHING SOUNDS SO ****IN' STUPID AND WE WANT YOU TO STOP,
OKAY!?!?
Cloud: Yum! Beans! Let me have them all! *eats 10 cans of beans and stops
laughing*
Then, Sephiroth finishes transforming and is now Safer Sephiroth.
Safer Sephiroth: Hahaha! I am now stronger than ever! Well, even if I look more
rediculous.
Cloud: Oh....I...think...I...ate...too....much....beans... Must...hold.....on!!!
Everyone except Cloud: Uh oh...
Then Cloud fails and lets the gas out.
Barret: Holy ****! That gas has so much odor, our oxygen masks won't work
anymore! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Then Cloud, Barret, and Tifa dies.
Safer Sephiroth: *sniffs* Ahhhh... This feels good!
And then, Sephiroth dies.
THE END!
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^(00)^ <-----------Me
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/21/2004 7:05:00 PM | Message Detail
I can't believe this topic isn't popular! I'll
just post my stupid Blooper I had kept in my head.
Cloud appears.
Sephiroth: Hi.
Cloud: Hi.
Cloud: I'm going to kill you!
Sephiroth: Okay.
Then Cloud kills Sephiroth.
THE END!
This was crap. Sorry! I just ran out of ideas.
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^(00)^ <-----------Me
From: bayside player | Posted: 4/21/2004 7:24:19 PM | Message Detail
Maybe this topic isn;t too popular 'coz most of these bloopers were posted in
the 1st topic and we need new material!??
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Cloud: "Oh. Wow, I really thought it was Aeris. This coat rack can really
act!"FFVII BlooperS
From: dark mako | Posted: 4/22/2004 1:28:44 PM | Message Detail
i'm back
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do people even read these anymore
From: Kucher | Posted: 4/22/2004 2:46:13 PM | Message Detail
Cloud- *summons KOTR in some random battle*
KOTR- (again!? wdf, doesnt this kid know of any other way to kill things!?)
Cloud- i heard that!! and yes, i do know how to kill powerful monsters alone
KOTR- *all start grinning inside their helmets* (well see about that...)
Cloud- what was that?
KOTR- *turns towards Cloud and pulls him into a black hole, and bombard him with
assaults*
Cloud- *after summon, falls onto his face* holy ****, now i know what that
little old lady who was living in my house in Nibelheim felt like when i went
savage on her for living in my house and not paying rent... *disintegrates like
everything else taht dies in battle in this game*
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/22/2004 5:22:35 PM | Message Detail
[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/22/2004 5:27:40 PM | Message Detail
[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
From: SSj Chrono | Posted: 4/22/2004 7:22:35 PM | Message Detail
Cloud finds Orthapedic Underwear in Tifa's bedroom
drawer!!! Oh wait...
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Haku: Oh and by the way I'm a guy.
Naruto:
NO WAY!!
He's cuter than Sakura!!
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/23/2004 10:24:01 PM | Message Detail
Booooring
Ugh, how boring
My god, how boring
People, this is a bump
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"I'm never wearing this goddamned one-winged angel thing AGAIN!!!"-Sephiroth,
FFVII blooper by myself
From: RaelUnforgiven | Posted: 4/24/2004 12:14:33 AM | Message Detail
Director: Cue secret Emerald weapon fight.
*Cloud, Barret, and Cid swimming in a pool with the Emerald Weapon dummy*
Cloud *pointing to the director* : gurgle gurgle gurle
D: What?
*Cloud swims up*
Cloud: Why the hell are we underwater again?
D: To fight the Emerald Weapon.
Cid *having swum up* : Why in the ****ing hell are we? Isn't this ***** supposed
to be the hardest boss in the game? Plus, our weapons are way too heavy.
D: The prop guy was supposed to give you these new weapons we are inventing.
Supposedly R&D is developing these for a future game and are giving us the test
models.
Cid: What ****ing prop guy?
Cloud: Umm, guys..
D: Not now, Cloud...you mean you didn't get the weapons?
Cloud: No, guys, you really have to see this.
Cid: Damnit, Cloud...we know the Emerald Weapon is ****ing green. And No, that
supposedly ****ing prop guy did not give us new weapons.
Cloud: Guys, this is important.
D and Cid: What?!?
Cloud: Its Barrett... *Cloud points to Barret whose gun arm caused him to stay
underwater and drown.*
D: Lets get Tifa in here now...
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/24/2004 10:50:34 AM | Message Detail
hmm, making Cloud smart. a revolutionary idea.....
I'm sticking to cumb though
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"I'm never wearing this goddamned one-winged angel thing AGAIN!!!"-Sephiroth,
FFVII blooper by myself
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/24/2004 10:50:49 AM | Message Detail
*dumb*
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"I'm never wearing this goddamned one-winged angel thing AGAIN!!!"-Sephiroth,
FFVII blooper by myself
From: screebs | Posted: 4/24/2004 10:58:07 AM | Message Detail
Srry but is it way too late to be a player??
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Final Fantasy will live forever
From: screebs | Posted: 4/24/2004 11:22:44 AM | Message Detail
bump
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Final Fantasy will live forever
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/24/2004 6:58:38 PM | Message Detail
yes, it is too late
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"
From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/26/2004 6:36:55 PM | Message Detail
*Casts life 2 on topic*
uh bump...
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/26/2004 6:37:03 PM | Message Detail
BUMP
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"
From: AceRyonik | Posted: 4/26/2004 7:21:50 PM | Message Detail
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:05:32 PM | Message Detail
I wish I could think of materials as funny as
Defcon's...
Anyways...
BUMP
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/28/2004 6:04:58 PM | Message Detail
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/29/2004 6:32:08 PM | Message Detail
Uses Mime and copies Talic300's previous move,
which is using life 2 on the topic.
BUMP
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/29/2004 6:43:39 PM | Message Detail
Note: Don't ever make a Blooper topic in the FFX
boards. The users there aren't funny, they don't have a sence of humor, and they
usually don't post Bloopers at all. Believe me, I made one there, and the FFX
users were SO not funny and all that I just HAD to close it. This is the Blooper
that I posted.
*SPOILERS*
(The Operation Mi'hen-when Sin battles the electric gun)
Guy In The Gun: Nayto? Vena! (Ready? Fire!)
The electric gun fires at Sin.
Sin: Here comes the barrier! Wait, where is it? I can't get the barrier to work!
No!!!
Sin gets hit by the electric blast.
Director: CUT!!! I hate it when this happens... Looks like we need a new Sin.
Barrier, what were you thinking???
Barrier: But, that blast hurts!
Director: Oh, I know! We can use this big boulder and we can use swimmers to
push it!!!
Swimmers: (****! I'm too weak...)
Director: Take 2! Action!
GITG: Nayto? Vena! (Ready? Fire!)
The electric gun fires at the boulder, but the barrier appears.
Barrier: URRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! *shatters*
The electric blast then hits the boulder and then the boulder stops moving.
Director: CUT!!! Now what happened here??? *looks at dead swimmers* Water
conducts electricity... ****... This is going to be a long day...
Only 1 person liked it. See what I mean?
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"
From: ultramoogle | Posted: 4/29/2004 7:02:35 PM | Message Detail
I got a great blooper. in an fmv on the side of
that truck during the escape, it says midgal motor inc. not midgar motor inc.
the japanese tend tah pronounce r's as l's. slick. also, in samurai showdown ii,
it says solly instead of sorry. wrong again, hirohito.
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Fritz was here
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/30/2004 11:09:17 PM | Message Detail
Instead of a bump, how about the SILENCE BREAKING
POLKA BAND!!!
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"I'm never wearing this goddamned one-winged angel thing AGAIN!!!"-Sephiroth,
FFVII blooper by myself
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/30/2004 11:14:16 PM | Message Detail
silence breaking polka band, the silence breaking
polka band, the silence breaking pola band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo!
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Veni, Veni, Venias.
Ne me mori facias
From: Bishoujo | Posted: 5/1/2004 4:03:34 AM | Message Detail
Director: Were the **** is Cloud? We need him to
do a romantic scene with Tifa.
Assistant: He's in hospital having his stomach pumped after YooHoo65 made him
eat prop flowers.
Director: ****! ****! ****! Well, I guess it's finally come to this...SEPHIROTH!!
Sephiroth: Do you mind, I was just on my way to Burger King.
Director: We need someone to do a romantic scene with Tifa. Y'know-kissing,
cuddling, groping.
Sephiroth: YES PLEASE!! I mean, uh, sure, if it's for the greater good then I
must.
Director: Excellent. I'll just tell Tifa we've found a new Cloud for her.
[To be Continued]
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"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer EXTORTION! The "X" makes it sound
cool!" Bender, Futurama
From: ultimaweapon04 | Posted: 5/1/2004 4:44:06 AM | Message Detail
Directer:"Come on Cloud!!!"
Cloud:"what?"
Directer assistant:"take #100"
Directer:"NOW!!!!"
Cloud:"what?"
*directer bangs head reapivly on table*
*100 takes later*
cloud:"oh now i know..."
Directer:"good"
Cloud:"LINE!!!!"
Tifa:"errr...."
Cid:"i can't take this crap!"
Directer:"FINE!!!!! thanks to you i have lost my reason to live"
Cloud:"cool, thanks man!"
Tifa:"ummm Cloud THATS not a good thing"
Cloud:"sure it is"
Directer:"lets call it a day"
Cloud:"heeeey im on T.V
Im a cucumber
Im a cucumber
Im a cucumber send me to a farm...."
*waves to camera*
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CAUTION: i know karate..and a few other oriental words
I hate Blackmages
From: MentalPaitent | Posted: 5/1/2004 8:13:04 AM | Message Detail
Stagehand in training: "Cloud, Tifa and Barret
versus Soldiers, take
1"
*stands there*
Director: "Erm, yeah, great job, now, get off the set (moron)"
SIT: "Huh? Oh, yeah, right "*gets off set*
Director: "(Ugh, where did you pick that kid up?"
Assistant Director: "(Sir! I am _not_ that kind of man!)"
Director: "... Let's start this again"
AD: "What? The whole movie?"
Director: "..."
SIT: "Cloud, Tifa, and Barret versus Soldiers, take 2" *ducks off
stage, smiling and waving at the camera"
Director: "Action!"
Cloud: "Oh-ho! I will destroy them with my Knights of the Round
summon!"
AD: "Sorry, we had to remove that because of budget cuts"
Cloud: "Huh? What's budget?"
Barret: "Here, let me try. Shiva!"
AD: "That was cut out too"
Barret: "Oh"
Tifa: "Never liked the way she shown off her body, anyway. And they
were obviously implants. I should know"
Cloud: ">_>"
Barret: "<_<"
Director: "O_o"
AD: ";_; *snif*"
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So, you thought I forgot...
You'll wish I had...
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/1/2004 7:31:55 PM | Message Detail
Blooper: Death of the Characters!!!
*SPOILERS*
Cloud's Death
In the beginning:
Cloud: (jumps and lands on his head) "OWWWWW!!!"
Director: "CUT!!! Lets try that again. Take 2!"
Cloud: (jumps and lands on his feet) (trys to regain balance, but falls)
Director: (sigh) "Okay, take 3!"
Cloud: "(focus...focus...)" (jumps in front of the train while the train is keep
moving) "WOO-HOO!!! I made it-" (gets runned over by train)
Director: "(He was even dumber than he is now.)" (looks at Cloud's cut-in-half
brain)
Barret's Death
Corel (before)
Old Guy: "Barret, protect the village!" (gets shot)
Shinra soldier: "Now for the fat guy!"
Barret: "Hey, I'm not fat!!! Just look at my muscle!"
Shinra soldier: "Whatever. Just fire!"
Barret: "OWWW!!! Son of a-... Wait, that actually feels good! Ahhhh... Give me
more!"
Shinra soldier: "As you wish!"
Later...
Scarlet: (comes and kills a soldier) "Hey, stop using those fake bebe guns and
use this!" (shoots Barret's ass with a rocket launcher)
(Barret explodes and then Scarlet and the soldiers die of the smell)
Tifa's Death
Kalm Flashback
Sephiroth: (takes the Masamune and slashes Tifa as hard as he can)
Cloud: (comes and picks Tifa up)(shakes Tifa) "...Tifa?"
Director: "CUT!!! Sephiroth! You weren't supposed to slash her as hard as you
can!"
Sephiroth: "My bad..."
Aeris's Death
You know this one!!!
Red XIII's
Death
Cave of the Gi
Red: "Father???" (goes to the statue and breaks it) "Serves you right!" (trys to
break it more by making the pieces fall)
When he grabs Seto's ass...
Ass: (farts)
Red: "Father, did you know that that is the ONLY thing that I like about you?"
(dies)
Yuffie's death
Wutai-Stolen Materia
Cloud: (hits the barrel three times and in the third time, breaks the barrel,
sends Yuffie flying and making her lie directly on the Cosmo Candle)
Cait Sith's death
Somewhere
Revee: "Ahh, this robo-cat is useless in everything!!! Don't know why it is
still living!" (presses the self-destruct button on his remote control)
Vincent's death
Basement
Cloud: (opens coffin) "Woah! Who are you?"
Vincent: "Don't you know that vampires are undead???"
Cloud: "You look beat. Want an X-potion?" (feeds Vincent the X-potion and
accidently kills him) "My bad..."
Cid's Death
Rocket-Disk 2
(Tank number 8 explodes)
Cid: "Hey, this ****in' debris cut my wang and my balls off! I gotta find it!
Oh, there you are, my wang and my balls. I just need needle and thread to
reattach it. C'mon... I know it is in this rocket somewhere...
Shera: "It is going to take him forever to find it. Lets just leave him behind."
While the escape pod heads to Earth...
Cid: "And now to sew there....done!!! Now what??? (looks out the window) ****
you, Shera.
THE END!!!
From: Fresh2def | Posted: 5/1/2004 9:13:52 PM | Message Detail
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From: DARKCLOUDSTRIFE55 | Posted: 5/1/2004 9:37:37 PM | Message Detail
Spoilers
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Right after Sephiroth kills Aeris
The strange guy:Yay!!!Go Sephiroth!!!
Cloud:Damn I was so close...
Cid:And good riddens!!!
Director:Ok cut!!!Sephiroth you can take the sword out of Aeris!We need
medics,and a phinox down...
Sephiroth:I don't feel like it!!
Director:Excuse me what did you say!!!
Sephiroth:I said I will leave the sword in her!!
TSG:Yeah!!!Sephy's my hero!!!
Director:Well ok sure...
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At Costa
del so
The strange guy:Hey Hojo your so lucky your popular,I wish girls worshipped
me...
Hojo:Wanna know the trick?
TSG:Sure!!!
Hojo:Wear a labcoat and act evil,it's guaranteed to work,just look Kefka*points
to Kefka's dead corpse*uhh forget that...
TSG:Yeah...
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"All your base are belong to us"catz,zero wing
From: Fresh2def | Posted: 5/1/2004 9:43:44 PM | Message Detail
sorry i didn't mean to post twice but as u can
tell the messages are completely diffrent one says queer the other one says
cross dresser completely diffrent
just so you know and yea how do i get a sig
From: Defcon999 | Posted: 5/1/2004 10:08:53 PM | Message Detail
First, you should know that sexual preference
insults like you have posted several times now are against the ToS and can get
you modded. Second, you can give yourself a signature by clicking on your
username and then clicking on the "Change My Signature, Quote, E-Mail, and IM"
link.
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Cloud: "What’s this I’m feeling?...My eyes are burning, my throat is dry, my
fingers are tingling…”
Cid: "I farted."
From: DARKCLOUDSTRIFE55 | Posted: 5/1/2004 10:14:00 PM | Message Detail
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From: DARKCLOUDSTRIFE55 | Posted: 5/1/2004 10:15:59 PM | Message Detail
Delete your post fresh2def
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"All your base are belong to us"catz,zero wing
From: Fresh2def | Posted: 5/1/2004 11:00:45 PM | Message Detail
ok I will darkcloud but um how? and defcon thanks for telling me bout the sig and i won't make 2 many sexual preferences i guess and i am a big fan of your bloopers i am new member to the boards or w/e but i have been reading a lot of ur stuff u a funny dude make sum more originals I tried but suck =(
From: ultimaweapon04 | Posted: 5/2/2004 12:29:49 AM | Message Detail
Yeah well i hate blackmages and have a mild
case of death at the SAME time!
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I have a mild case of death...
I am a member of the I hate Blackmages clan*
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/2/2004 11:31:09 AM | Message Detail
Does anyone like my Death of the Characters
Blooper? I used all my brains for that.
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"
From: Fresh2def | Posted: 5/2/2004 11:35:56 AM | Message Detail
yea it was alright yoohoo but i heard it from sumwhere else not sayin u copied jus sayin i hurd that be 4 might have been yours though.
From: Fresh2def | Posted: 5/2/2004 11:38:39 AM | Message Detail
i dun't care wut you say but tell me how mine was if it sucked i will try to be a better blooper artist.. kinda a weird thing to say but any criticism i can take just dun't flame me.
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/3/2004 2:15:53 PM | Message Detail
Yoohoo, that blooper was great, but you should
have killed Cloud off first, as he assisted two of the others in dying
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Veni, Veni, Venias.
Ne me mori facias
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/3/2004 2:17:15 PM | Message Detail
killed him off last, sorry, I thought I fixed that
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Veni, Veni, Venias.
Ne me mori facias
From: Bishoujo | Posted: 5/4/2004 9:58:42 AM | Message Detail
Bloopers are so funny, yet my mind has been blank
for the past however many days. All I can think of is Resi bloopers...
Also, I laughed at the character death one until I nearly hyperventilated.
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"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer EXTORTION! The "X" makes it sound
cool!" Bender, Futurama
From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 5/4/2004 10:00:34 AM | Message Detail
*Cloud places Aerith's lifeless body in the pool*
*Cloud puts his hand over his heart*
*Stands like that for 30 seconds as Aerith just floats there*
Director: CLOUD! You idiot, take the floaties off of her.
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"God is dead." -Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." -God
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/6/2004 12:19:16 PM | Message Detail
Geez... I'm starting to run out of ideas... I'll
never be as funny as Defcon...
Anyways, thanks for the compliment!
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"
From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/14/2004 7:49:11 PM | Message Detail
Spoilers
Aeris Death Scene
*Sephiroth jumps down and kills Aeris*
*Cloud sees it and says to Sephiroth*: Hey Seph.....look at what I can do!
*Cloud does a stupid dance an almost falls over*
Seph: Um Cloud WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! DIDN'T YOU SEE ME KILL AERIS!!!!
Cloud: What? Who's Aeris? Oh Oh Oh Seph I gots a question.....How come you have
grey hair?
Seph: Cloud this is not the time or place to talk about hair...okay?Anyw..
Cloud interupts him and says: Chicken Fat!
Seph: Holy **** I've never met anyone as ****in dumb as you! You need to be put
in a.....
Cloud: Egg?
Seph:....? NO NOT AN EGG! You need to be put in a mental institution!
Cloud: Hmmm maybe later
*Sephiroth starts to walk away*
Cloud: Hey Seph where Are you g..
*Suddenly Sephiroth impails Cloud with his sword*
Cloud: oing?
*Seph just looks at Cloud in utter disbelief*
-5 mins pass with Sephiroth's sword still impailed in Cloud-
Cloud: OWOWOWOWOWOW OOWW Oh My God that hurts! why did you do that?!
Seph: **** this I'm out of here
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/14/2004 8:05:01 PM | Message Detail
You haven't posted in a while, Talic. Anyhow, I
won't be posting Bloopers for long, because I can't think of one as better than
my Death of the Characters. Later! I swear I'll come back with a really funny
one!
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"
From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/14/2004 8:09:14 PM | Message Detail
i know i've just been busy watching the Ruruni
Kenshin DVDs that i bought lately
and yoohoo you don't have to post something better than your previous post just
somthing stupidly funny
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/14/2004 8:10:53 PM | Message Detail
The Aeris says: This guy are sick
The Cid says: &%#@&%*##@&#^#%^*Q!#$^&*#%
and that's all i can think of for now
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/15/2004 12:57:13 PM | Message Detail
Gosh! I never knew that I can think of an idea
this quickly! How do you people like this one?
SPOILERS
Sephiroth: *falls and accidently lunges his sword through Aeris's ass*
Aeris: "OWWWW!!!" (looks down) "Hey! Sweet! I'm a man! I always wanted to be a
man! Look, Cloud! I'm a man! I am not as useless as I was when I had low attack
power! I no longer have to depend on magic anymore! You know why? Because now
I'm as strong as a man! Yay! I'm a man! This is the most happiest time of my
life!" *turns around* "Thank you very much, Sephiroth!"
Sephiroth: "I hate this scene."
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/15/2004 1:00:18 PM | Message Detail
...sorry if I grossed you out.
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/16/2004 3:41:45 PM | Message Detail
Please post your opinions for my Blooper (and also
post your opinions for each Blooper I post).
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"
From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/18/2004 1:55:41 PM | Message Detail
yoohoo your last post
was......................different. it gave me a little chuckle anyway
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/20/2004 4:22:26 PM | Message Detail
i can't think of a blooper so i guess this post is
a BUMP!
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/22/2004 8:45:28 AM | Message Detail
Random battle
*Cloud Tifa and Red XIII destroy a monster*
Cloud: Well I guess we should loot his corpse
Tifa: Umm Cloud? Red's way ahead of you
*Red is chewing up the dead monster not noticing what he is eating*
Cloud: Oh my God Red What are you doing!!!
*Red turns around with a killer look on his face*
Red: GRRRR
Cloud: Okay, we'll just wait until you are finished
-10 minutes later-
Cloud: Are you done yet Red?
Red: GRRRRRR
Cloud: Come on Red! There is nothing left. YOU ATE EYERYTHING! The meat, the
bones, ALL THE ITEMS AND GIL, and you even drank the blood! Don't you think it's
time to move on?
Red: GRRRR
Cloud: Jesus Christ Red! All you are doing is licking the spot where it was
lying!
Red:GRR
Cloud: Oh wait. Red are you hungry in more ways than one? If you know what I
mean?
*Red smiles and nods*
*Cloud points to Tifa*
Cloud: Alright then it's settled......After you are done with her we can leave
Tifa: Huh Cloud? Done with who?
Cloud: Oh nothing Tifa *snickers* Um could you come here for a second Red needs
you......
Tifa: OK, sure.
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/22/2004 10:46:55 AM | Message Detail
I got another idea.
In Corel Prison:
*SPOILERS*
Barret: "Boy... It sure is hot in here."
Tifa: "No, like we're going to be frozen in seconds..."
Aeris: "We don't have anything! No food! No..."
Red XIII: "Drinks!"
Cloud: "WTF??? Are you mental??? We have drinks!"
Tifa: "What do you mean???"
Cloud: *gestures at Tifa's boobs* "I think they're full! First dibs!"
Tifa: "(Another reason why I hate deserts...)"
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: Agentsmurf | Posted: 5/22/2004 11:19:52 AM | Message Detail
Spoilers
In desert Dane just falls off.
Barrett-Quick Tifa jump down to the ground and lie under him..
Tifa-Why?
Barrett-Look down
Tifa-Oh ok
Barrett(after tifa left)-Hahahahaha her boobs will bust.
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I drank a magic potion and now I'm sexy!!-Donkey from Shrek 2
From: Agentsmurf | Posted: 5/22/2004 11:59:21 AM | Message Detail
Ruby weapon secene
Ruby buries claws all allies are dead but cloud
Cloud-KOTR.Haha
Director-Cut!The line is Phoniex.
Director-Action!!
Cloud-Phoniex...Down!Haha
Director-God %$#@ Cloud it is PHONIEX.And what is so funny?
Cloud- I know but i let her out of her cage and shes tearing you car up
Director-OH %$#@
Barrett-Today this desert sand is hot right Cid
Cid-Yeah let;s go,already
Assistant Director-Action
Cloud-Phoniex
Barrett & Cid-YAY
Assistant Director-The line is Let's go
Cid-We know but Phoniex just ate the director.
All-We never liked him,Good Phoniex
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I drank a magic potion and now I'm sexy!!-Donkey from Shrek 2
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/23/2004 2:17:04 PM | Message Detail
Guess who decided to drag his carcass back? Well,
I'll post something when I think of it. Join the Foamy Card Cult today! Foamy!
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/23/2004 2:20:40 PM | Message Detail
agentsmurf, forgive me for constructive criticism,
but unless I'm mistaken, you've mispelled phoenix
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 5/25/2004 5:29:48 AM | Message Detail
Director: "Okay, everyone. Action!"
Cloud: "All right, Bottomswell, how's yer bottom doing?"
Bottomswell: "Quite well, actually."
Cloud: "???"
Hey, this is just a modified bump.
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Love the poster, hate the posts.
From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/25/2004 3:09:16 PM | Message Detail
Spoiler?
Cloud's Villa
*Cloud, Tifa, and Red XIII go into the Villa*
Tifa: Oh Cloud!! I'm sooooo glad that you bought this place! *giggles*
Cloud: Yea it was worth it. *he walks over to Tifa*
Red: Cloud, put it away.
Cloud: Put what away? *looks down* Oh **** sorry!
Tifa: Hey Cloud are there any drinks here?
Cloud: Yea it's down stairs hold on.
*Cloud walks down stairs and Tifa and Red go sit on the couch*
Cloud: Oh my ****ing God! What the hell are you doing here?!
Manager: I live here sir.
Cloud: BULL ****!! This is my villa, I bought it!
Manager: No you bought the upstairs I own the basement.
Cloud: Hey what's that! *points somewhere*
*The manager turns around*
*Tifa walks down stairs* "Hey Clou... OH sorry never mind"
Cloud: Wait come back!! * pulls out ''sword''*
P.S. If you buy the villa at
Costa del Sol that manager is still there!! Now isn't that ****ing
weird?
*real life scenaro*: Cloud is sleeping and wakes up to see the manager standing
over him....ewwww
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/25/2004 5:13:15 PM | Message Detail
This isn't a blooper it's just something I find
odd....
When you capture the soldiers in the sub do they leave when you do or not? If
not how the hell are they still alive?
And the only time the party uses the bathroom is when they are at
Costa Del Sol um
why? I think we need a game where you have to use the bathroom and junk. Kind of
like the new GTA your character can get fat if you eat junk food and don't
exercise.
just some random thought from your poster..Talic
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Agentsmurf | Posted: 5/25/2004 5:23:30 PM | Message Detail
masterbahamut07,
That's all right we all need it now and then.
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I drank a magic potion and now I'm sexy!!-Donkey from Shrek 2
From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/26/2004 8:04:10 PM | Message Detail
The next FF main character needs to have a
paintball gun as a weapon! And also...whatever you do DON'T sniff the flowers! I
mean it
I know I may seem....drunk maybe, but I assure you that I AM not!
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: MetalGearRalph | Posted: 5/27/2004 8:08:12 AM | Message Detail
Something that I found was strange was how after
Shinra destroyed sector 7 Barret gets all mad and says They destroyed an
entire village just to get to us! now was he talking about Sector 7 or
North Corel.
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Let's learn how to change party members now, How about you Yuffie and Cait Sith?(:
Just kidding nobody likes you!:( From Newgrounds About
random Battles
From: Ayvuir | Posted: 5/27/2004 9:55:04 AM | Message Detail
Director: OK people lets take a break
Cloud: OK Red time for your playtime
*Cloud picks up a stick and throws it*
Cloud: Go fetch!!!
Red XIII: .........
Cloud: Come on fetch
Red XIII: ........you have got to be joking
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police toliet stolen, cops have nothing to go on
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/27/2004 4:33:52 PM | Message Detail
I've noticed that both Birth of a God and
One-Winged Angel both have Sephiroth's main theme in them.... weird, huh? I
mean, you'd think they could make a completely unrelated song, but, at least
they both sound good with it.
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/27/2004 4:34:34 PM | Message Detail
ayvuir, that siggy just caught my attention like,
three seconds ago. funny.
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/27/2004 6:29:45 PM | Message Detail
Poll: Which one of the remaining FFVII Blooper
makers is the best one???
I vote for masterbahamut07. I think I'm the worst one.
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/27/2004 6:55:29 PM | Message Detail
I especially liked masterbahamut07's Silence
Breaking Polka Band.
Anyways, what I mean by remaining Blooper makers are the ones who posted on this
topic. They are:
excelerator3F, Reblex3030, Talic300, yoohoo65, bayside player, Badgun,
masterbahamut07, DarkTyrant, dark mako, Kucher, SSj Chrono, Rael Unforgiven,
screebs, AceRyonik, ultramoogle, Bishoujo, ultimaweapon04, MentalPaitent,
Fresh2def, DARKCLOUDSTRIFE55, TriskettheKid, Agentsmurf, MetalGearSolidBoy,
MetalGearSolidRalph, and Ayvuir.
I'll keep track of the scores. This poll will last one month.
Rules:
1. You can vote more than once, but if you do, you have to vote one time an
hour, otherwise it won't count.
2. I'll keep track of the scores.
3. Be honest!!! Don't just vote for yourself for pleasure.
4. Pray to God that you'll win.
5. You can still make Bloopers here in the meantime.
6. The poll is here. If there isn't enough space, I'll make 2 topics. One is for
Bloopers and the other is for the poll.
7. Like it was in the Blooper Competition, the person who wins only receives
pride of being a good Blooper poster.
8. I don't care if you don't vote for me.
9. Have fun.
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/27/2004 8:08:31 PM | Message Detail
oh, yoohoo56, thanx, I'm quite honored. Not that
it was intended as a blooper, but I can make it into a blooper. I have a perfect
way to start it off now.
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/28/2004 5:16:34 AM | Message Detail
Yeah masterbahamut07 is the best blooper maker
here. And yoohoo I'm the worst not you
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/28/2004 10:52:49 PM | Message Detail
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/29/2004 3:55:44 PM | Message Detail
It's not the FFVII Blooper I'm going to make, but
in the mean time....
Silence Breaking Polka Band, the silence breaking polka band, the silence
breaking polka band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo.!
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/30/2004 4:29:34 PM | Message Detail
Yea.....um how do you get karma?
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/30/2004 4:52:11 PM | Message Detail
In a field somewhere
*Cloud sits down*
Tifa: Cloud could you please HURRY IT UP! If you haven't noticed yet it's that
time of the month for me
Cloud: Oh so that's why your leg is covered in blood
Tifa: Uh huh you would think that the video game makers would be kind enough to
make tampons and maybe let us take a shower and use the rest room!!!
Cloud: Now that you mention it you do kinda smell...
*Tifa beats the **** out of Cloud*
Cloud: AHHHHH now I smell like you!!!!
The End
(too lazy to finish it and I know that it is stupid, but that's how it is *Does
a weird face* Yea ****)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/30/2004 7:44:06 PM | Message Detail
I really think that this topic is almost dead....
what do you think
*tumble weed blows by*
Oh boy
quote from one of masterbahamut's bloopers
Assistant director: The script is covered in Cloud are smart
(Not the actual words, but still funny as hell...............to me anyway)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/31/2004 9:43:27 AM | Message Detail
nothing to
say...................................nothing to say
BuMp
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/31/2004 5:59:24 PM | Message Detail
Actually, I believe the phrase was:
Director: Alright, what scene is next?
A.D.: I can't read anything, the script is covered in the words "Cloud are
smart"
Pretty much along those lines.
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/1/2004 12:31:35 PM | Message Detail
Oh my gosh... Bad news guys. It looks like we
three are the only Blooper makers in the FFVII board. We're the only ones
dwelling in this topic.
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/1/2004 2:38:40 PM | Message Detail
And the sad thing is that is game is soooooo
comical it is hard not to make a blooper (It could be sarcasm or not, take it as
you want)
My favorite line from FFVII is..................see sig
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/1/2004 2:51:28 PM | Message Detail
A new medicine for the sad people:
Bloopers!
Drug Facts
Directions: See as many Bloopers as you like. See at least 2 Bloopers a day.
Side Effects: Laughing to much, wet yourself in laughter, and fall down from
your desk.
Ingredients: masterbahamut07, Talic300, and yoohoo65.
Okay, guys. I'll try to make 1 Blooper a day to keep this topic alive. Make sure
those people take the medicine.
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: fatedtoslay | Posted: 6/1/2004 2:52:30 PM | Message Detail
*Crickets chirp*
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Come on you apes,you want to live forever!!!-Lt.Ratchek
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/1/2004 3:10:27 PM | Message Detail
Blooper name: The Fall of the Pillar
Laughing rate: Average
Start
*SPOILERS*
Director: "Okay, scene 23! Take 3! Action!"
Jessie: "It was really nice to meet you guys..." (sniff) (gets a violin and
plays the music the violinists play while the Titanic was sinking)
Biggs and Wedge: (gets their violin (cello for Wedge) and plays with Jessie)
Cloud appears.
Cloud: "Hey, you three! Get the hell out of the way!" (tries to get through
Wedge, but fails and gets squished)
Director: "CUT!!! (Gee, they really can't play the violin and cello...)"
Biggs, Wedge, and Jessie stops.
Director: "Let Cloud get through! (Wait a minute... If Wedge is there, an ant
cannot get through...) Barret! Shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director)
Director: "ARGH!!! My balls!!!" (sees his balls fall down the pillar and dives
down to get them)
Then Cloud and Tifa gets to the top.
Tifa: "Hey,
Reno, set the bomb and leave so that all the idiots can get
crushed! (Especially the director.)"
Reno: "(Shes hot... Better do what she says.)" (sets the bomb and jumps down the
pillar and gets in the helecopter)
Then Barret, Cloud, and Tifa gets on the wire and leaves just as the bomb
ignites.
Director: (sees the pillar falling) "Damn... Violin please~!?!?" (gets crushed)
"At least I can play the violin..." (Wedge falls on him) "Oh, ****." (dies)
THE END
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/1/2004 6:25:35 PM | Message Detail
Noooo!!! This topic is dead! I'm the only one!
*sniffs while creating a gravestone*
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/1/2004 6:30:57 PM | Message Detail
[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/1/2004 6:41:51 PM | Message Detail
I cannot think of anything......ANYTHING
but maybe I'll try
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Nope nothing *Smacks forehead* hmmmmm maybe I'll study for
finals.....................NO
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No real plot to my typing (or speaking) and once again a quote from Squall
"Whatever......"
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/2/2004 10:44:16 AM | Message Detail
Spoilers?
Battle arena 1st visit(When
everyone is dead)
*Cloud and Tifa walk to the top of the stairs*
Tifa: Oh my god!!!! All those dead people! Cloud do something...
*Cloud walks over to a decapitated body*
Cloud: Are you okay?.....hmmm no answer. Tifa I think that everyone is dead.
*Dio walks in*
Dio: Holy ****!! How many ****ing dead people are there! Did you mother ****ers
kill all those ****ing innocent people?! Now how the **** am I supposed to ****ing
replace all these ****ing workers?! You are gonna ****ing pay you ****ing
*******!
Cloud: Woah man, calm down you're gonna have a heart attack. And we didn't do
anything
*Dio calls the security guards*
Security Guard: What do you want us to do?
Dio: Arrest them!
SG: Um how about no......I mean you have to be ****ing retarded not to see that
they have no guns on them, but that one guy does have a HUGE "sword"
Dio: You've got to be ****ing kidding me you ****ing moron! If you don't ****ing
do something quick he will ****ing kill you too! That ****er might even ****ing
kill me!! ME! So get your ass in gear and arrest him
SG(covered in spit): Fine I'll ****ing arrest him. Now just SHUT THE **** UP YOU
ASS!
*Cloud and Tifa sneak away as the two are fighting*
Dio: Good!
*Dio and the security guard turn*
Dio: Where the *&^%$$%^&#(*&^%$#^&$#$%^#*%^&#$^#$%&$%&*%^(%@ are they! It's your
^&#$^!$^^%*$^&(@#&^#$&(*&^%#$%^&*&^%$%^& fualt!
SG: **** This.....*walks away*
Not too funny, but I'm bored and I don't wanna study for my finals.
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/2/2004 1:57:46 PM | Message Detail
What did you think about that Blooper?
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: LJSK | Posted: 6/2/2004 2:06:17 PM | Message Detail
You've got to be ****ing kidding me you ****ing
moron! If you don't ****ing do something quick he will ****ing kill you too!
That ****er might even ****ing kill me!! ME! So get your ass in gear and arrest
him
sigged, but may need reducing
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"Yeah, even if you do flush the toilet, Scarlet still says that. So there is
only one logical explanation: Cloud farted." - crono 12064
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/2/2004 2:18:00 PM | Message Detail
(spoilers)
Cloud: (jumps off the train and gets hit by the guard hit by Jessie)
Jessie: "My bad."
Barret: "C'mon, oldcomer. This way."
Director: "CUT!!! Its 'newcomer' not 'oldcomer'. And Cloud is younger than you!"
Barret: "Whoops..."
Cloud: "Lets just go on."
Barret: "No, it is just that I wet myself."
Director: "Just shut up!!! This isn't supposed to be a comedy routine!"
After they rode on the elevator...
Jessie: "Cloud, help!"
Cloud: "What?"
Jessie: "My wang got stuck!"
Cloud: "...So?"
Jessie: "Help me!"
Cloud: "Just pull it off."
Jessie: (pulls it off) "Wait a sec, this is a banana... My bad."
Director: "(I can't wait until we get to the part when the pillar falls down.)"
At where Cloud sets the bomb...
Cloud: (sets the bomb)
Guard Scorpion appears and raises its tail up.
Cloud: "Attack while its tail is up! It is going to counterattack with its
laser!"
Barret: "He won't have a tail." (pulls tail off and glues it on his torso)
Guard Scorpion: "Grrr..." (uses laser on Barret)
Barret: "Ugh! Thats horrid!"
Guard Scorpion: (hits Barret with the tail)
Barret: "I don't like how it feels!"
Cloud: (pees on Guard Scorpion and then uses Bolt)
Then Guard Scorpion shuts down.
Director: "(Hey, Assistant Director, make sure Barret does not
take any showers.)"
A.D.: "(Okay, but make sure he stays away from me.)"
Director and A.D.: "..."
Director: "(Let's wear these robo-suits instead.)"
A.D.: "(Good idea.)"
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/2/2004 3:50:24 PM | Message Detail
Don't worry guys, I'll post mine as soon as I
finish it up. Unfortunately, I'm at a bit of a writers block.
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/3/2004 11:28:49 AM | Message Detail
[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/3/2004 11:32:21 AM | Message Detail
well actually I have 35 more than you, but it took
me like a year and a half to get it that high (as high as yours)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 6/3/2004 11:43:33 AM | Message Detail
Cloud: "Oh, great WEAPON, I shall fell you with my
awsome blade!"
0 Damage
Cloud: "Ahem! Oh, great WEAPON, you shall perish from the powers of my mighty
sword!"
0 Damage
Cloud: "Rrrgh! Oh, pitiful WEAPON, even a measley staff could break you in two!"
0 Damage
Cloud: "**** this, I'm outta here."
MetalGearSolidBoy: "BUMP!"
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Love the poster, hate the posts.
From: Gemquist | Posted: 6/3/2004 12:29:05 PM | Message Detail
...SPOILERS... for a dif game...
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-Cloud has finally ressurrected Aeries...
*at night cloud and Aeries are getting ready for bed WHEN..
Cloud is teleported to FF tactics
Cloud:... I WAS GONNA SCORE!!! wait... this is the isnt ff7...
In other words.... Bumpety bump.
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"AAACHOOOOO" Chupon
From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 6/3/2004 12:52:06 PM | Message Detail
SPOILERS
*Cloud takes Aerith to the pool*
*Her body is limp and lifeless*
*He lowers her into the water*
*Aerith's dead body just floats in the water*
Director: Cloud.....the floaties......
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"God is dead." -Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." -God
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/3/2004 3:34:11 PM | Message Detail
Well this is a bump cause believe it or not......I
have nothing to say
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Agentsmurf | Posted: 6/3/2004 4:00:32 PM | Message Detail
Spoilers
*After dyne is hanging for his life*
Dyne-barrett save me
Director-CUT!the line was Take care of Marlane.
Dyne-I know but my arm is numb and i'm slipping.
Director-Barrett,so help.
(Barrett checking out AC director)You come here often,..
Director-Barrett!!
barrett-Excuse me..WHAT??
Director-Help Dyne
Dyne-Anyone help..
Barrett-Dyne hang on
Dyne-I am sliippinnggg
Barrett-Gotcha.
Ac Director-OH BARRETT!!
Barrett-(looks down)Oh yeah i gotcha.
Dyne-AHHHHHHHH!OWW!
(Later on the news)
Cloud-Stupid white Barrett
Tifa-Let's go i am ready
Cloud-YEAH!!
Dyne and Barrett-Wow now this is tv magic.
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"The dice gonna do what the dice gonna do"
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/3/2004 6:58:29 PM | Message Detail
(spoilers)
After the gang beats Guard Scorpion...
Cloud: "Ugh! Get away from me!"
Barret: "Say the same thing to him!" (gestures at Guard Scorpion)
Cloud: "Whatever... Just get outta here."
Then they get out of the reactor and the reactor explodes. Then Cloud meets
Aeris.
Aeris: "Hey, you!"
Cloud: "(I know she must not be talking to me. I mean, I'm not hot.)
Aeris: "The one with the messed up hair!"
Cloud: "What?"
Aeris: "You want a rose for a gil?"
Cloud: "Okay." (takes the rose and smells it) "I know you like to thank your
**** don't stink, but lean a little bit closer see roses really smell like
poo-ooo-ooo. Yeah, roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo."
Aeris: (sniffs roses) "You're right."
Cloud: "(Wow, you are actually good at something.)"
At 7th heaven...
Tifa: "Cloud! Why did you bring that rose with you? You know it smells like
****!"
Cloud: "Ugh..." (smells the flower and sees that it smells worse) "You can have
it."
Director: "Hey, A.D., is that how you treat your girlfriend?"
Cloud: (hears the Director) "She is not my girlfriend!"
Director: "Well, too bad for you. Dibs on Tifa!"
Tifa: "Ewwwww!!!"
Director: "(I hate my life.)"
A.D.: "Hey, Tifa, do you want me?"
Tifa: (eyes sparkle) "Sure!"
Director: "(Note to self: Push A.D. in the way of Sephiroth at the time he
lunges at Aeris so that he can be gone.)"
A.D.: "Hey, Director, I think you should go take a break and jog outside. You
weigh even more than Wedge!"
Director: "(At least I'm smart...wait, I'm not. Whoops...)"
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: Mr Tuna | Posted: 6/3/2004 8:32:15 PM | Message Detail
Alright, I'll try one. It will suck though, so
don't comment it.
*Near a bathroom*
Cloud: Hey Cait Sith, you've been in there for a while. Now hurry up, or I'll
huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow the house down!!! Oh whatever I'll just open
the door.
*In the bathroom*
Cait Sith: Ahhhh! *Turns the other way, while zipping himself up. *Turns towards
cloud again*
Cloud: Why do you have a lump in your costume that didn't use to be there?
Cait Sith: Ummm.
Cloud: And why is there this weird sticky stuff on your zipper?
Cait Sith: Ummm.
Cloud: And why is there a cabinet filled with dead girls... hey is that Aeris?
Cait Sith: Ummm.
Cloud: Wow, they sure have bad cleaner people here.
*The lights turn off and Cait Sith attacks Cloud. They have some alone time...
and later, Cait Sith stuffs Cloud in the cabinet. Cait Sith leaves the room*
Cait Sith: Hey Tifa, I have something I want to tell you alone.
Yes, I know it sucks. Here's another one that makes the top one sound better.
Cloud: Hey foo!!
Barrett: 'Sup homie!!!
Cloud: Fo Sho!!!
.... See ya later foo!!!
Barrett: Later sucka!
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Penguins are cool
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/4/2004 9:45:20 AM | Message Detail
pretty funny (the first one that is)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/4/2004 10:41:07 AM | Message Detail
Wow I am in a rut......I can't think of anything
to write, but the good thing is that NO SCHOOL! Today was my last day of
freshman year! So being this happy I am going to try and write a blooper
Spoilers
When Tifa escapes gas chamber
*Tifa unlocks herself and is going to the crack in the wall (haha crack...)
Scarlet: Hey you ***** where do you think you are going?
*Tifa turns towards her*
Tifa: Hey hunny I just wanted to say....take a good look at them *grabs them*
cause you'll NEVER get them
Scarlet: Hey ***** where the **** do you think you are going? I'm haven't ****ed
you yet. I mean ****ing killed you yet....yea killed you yet <_< >_>
*Just as Tifa escapes Scarlet Busts open the door*
*Scarlet goes through the crack and sees Tifa halfway down the building*
Scarlet: **** you'd think that with her being as "big" as she is that she would
fall!
*Scarlet and her 2 guards start to climb down*
Guard 1: Wow Tifa sure is pretty *looks down at Tifa* OMG She has HUGE....*"gun"
enlarges (and he falls down)* BOOOOOOO00000ooooo**
*Tifa sees him fall*
Tifa: Wow he has a bigger "gun" than Cloud
*Tifa reaches the bottom and soon after so does Scarlet and the other guard*
*Tifa reaches the end of the gun*
*Scarlet catches up with her*
Scarlet: Well well well, look what we have here......
Tifa: And look what isn't here *points towards Scarlet's chest* hehehe
Scarlet: You ***** I'm gonna KILL you! *Starts to slap Tifa*
Tifa: OWWWW you ***** that's it! *slaps her back*
Guard 2: (Thinking....Wow two really hott girls slapping each other)
*passes out and falls over the gun*
*Tifa sees him*
Tifa: Wow his "gun" is even BIGGER than the other guard!!!!
Scarlet: Of course do you think I would just pick some useless guy who can't
handle a "gun"?
Tifa: Let's stop fighting and lets look at some more of the guard's guns *winks*
Scarlet: I was waiting for you to ask....
*They walk away*
*Cait Sith, Barret, and Yuffie come with the Highwind*
*They look around*
Barret: Where the **** is she?!
The end (kinda bad)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/4/2004 3:26:44 PM | Message Detail
bump please
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/4/2004 3:48:20 PM | Message Detail
*spoilers*
At 7th heaven...
Barret: "Get your asses in here! We're starting the meeting!" (goes down)
Wedge: (continues eating)
Biggs, Jessie: (goes down)
Cloud: (goes to Tifa)
Tifa: "What do you want?"
Cloud: "A bottle of urine, please." (takes urine and drinks it)
Tifa: "Got milk?" (milks herself)
Cloud: "Yeah." (milks himself and milk comes out)
Tifa: o_O
At the basement...
Barret: "Yo, where the hell is Wedge?"
Jessie: "I'll check." (goes up)
Then there is shouting... then thumps...
Barret: "What the hell is going on???"
The gang goes upstairs and sees Wedge and Jessie fighting.
Jessie: "I was saving that urine for later, you ****in' *****!"
Barret: "What is going on with you two?"
Jessie: "He drank all of our urine!"
Barret, Cloud, and Biggs: "Oh, Wedge, you are so dead..." (charges at Wedge)
Wedge: "Oh, NO! STOP! NO! DON'T STOMP ON ME THERE! NOOOOO!!!"
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: bladegash | Posted: 6/4/2004 4:54:46 PM | Message Detail
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From: FF123456789andmore | Posted: 6/4/2004 5:54:27 PM | Message Detail
^^ Wow, if I were you I would delete that and
repost it with less censor bypassing...
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"It was the butterfly I tell you! The butterfly!!!" -Simpsons.
"This guy are sick" -Aeris
From: Gogetunks15 | Posted: 6/4/2004 7:23:16 PM | Message Detail
You guys are doin good. I'll try to come up with
something. I have never done a blooper before so just know that when I do post
one....Im a noob.
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Games Beaten Recently: Missions on Jurassic Park OP, Terminator Dawn of Fate
Currently Playing: Diablo 2 (Amazon name: MinuetofNE)
From: Twisted Chocoboko | Posted: 6/5/2004 6:37:32 AM | Message Detail
Why you always have to knock twice on Vincent's
Coffin...
Cloud: *knock knock*
Vincent: What do you want? *muffled as he's in the coffin...*
Cloud: C'mon out, we're on an adventure to get me better toy-- er I mean we're
out to save the world!
*Flapping of pages are heard within the coffin*
Cloud: C'moooonn
Vincent: *Opens the lid, hiding something in the side of the cloth lining* Go
away. *He closes the lid*
Cloud: You stink.
Vincent: Oh Tifa *Is obviously oggling something* You look lovely today...
Tifa: *Peeks in from the hall* How did he see me?
Cloud: I dunno.. Get out here you pale freak! *KNOCK KNOCK*
Vincent: Fine fine... *He kicks the lid open and flips to the back edge, Playboy
with Tifa on the cover dangling from a crease in his metal arm* Oops...
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/5/2004 8:49:32 PM | Message Detail
Wow this topic is really slipping......
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Twisted Chocoboko | Posted: 6/6/2004 1:30:49 AM | Message Detail
Thank you for posting that RIGHT after my post there Talic ^_^; Ah well.
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/6/2004 10:44:07 AM | Message Detail
Twisted Chocoboko I didn't mean that your post was
bad, actually I thought that it was funny. I just said that because it was
waaaaaay in the back pages of the board......that's all.
And if anyone is hoping for me to make another blooper (doubt it though) I have
to say.......not right now
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/6/2004 10:46:21 AM | Message Detail
Twisted Chocoboko I didn't mean that your post was
bad, actually I thought that it was funny. I just said that because it was
waaaaaay in the back pages of the board......that's all.
I meant to say that this TOPIC is in the back pages of the
board.......not your post (Oh boy, nothing is coming out the way I want it to
today)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/6/2004 10:46:37 AM | Message Detail
Am I the second best Blooper maker here, Talic300
and masterbahamut07?
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: JStrife | Posted: 6/6/2004 11:39:40 AM | Message Detail
Ok im not sure if im even supposed to be in this
contest ive read about but im gonna make one for the heck of it. I never read
all the bloopers so im kinda not sure if somebody else already did this.
Scene: Aeris is going to get stabbed by Sephiroth in the City of the Ancients.
Director: And... Action!
Sephiroth: *Gets ready tofall down with his sword thrust out to stab Aeris*
Man controlling the wires: Ok, a little to the left...
*The wire snaps*
Saphiroth: *Falls down, but misses Aeris by a few feet. His head hits the
railing and he falls into the water.*
Director: Cut and print.
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"I tried to exploit the power of darkness, but it backfired." - Cloud,
Kingdom-Hearts style
From: linkinpark27 | Posted: 6/6/2004 12:15:30 PM | Message Detail
Any Sceene:
*Tifa's "chest" pop out of her shirt*
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Money ,Games , Anime , Music. Life
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/6/2004 12:58:29 PM | Message Detail
Well yoohoo65, since masterbahamut07 hasn't posted
any bloopers recently then I would say you and I are the best blooper makers
here ( You and I are pretty close when it comes to making bloopers I think)
So I would not say that one of us is better than the other, just that some of
my/your bloopers and better than your/my bloopers. (get it?)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/6/2004 2:25:16 PM | Message Detail
I have an idea for a stupid blooper so bear with
me
small spoilers
When the party gets caught in the Shinra HQ
*Tifa's moans wake up Cloud*
Cloud: Huh?Wh-what?
*Cloud looks over towards Tifa*
Cloud: O_o
*Tifa is "scratching" herself and saying Cloud is a soft sexy voice*
Tifa: Oh Cloud! *She looks over* CLOUD!! *removes hand*
Cloud: Hey Tifa. What were you doing?
Tifa: Scratching <_< >_> <_< yes I was scratching myself.
Cloud: Okaaaaay. Let's see what Aeris is doing * Cloud climbs up to a crack in
the wall to see if Aeris is okay*
Cloud: Hey *looks down* Aerrr...
*Aeris is also "scratching" herself while saying Clouds name, but she is saying
it louder than Tifa was*
Cloud: Aeris what are you doing?
Aeris: Please Cloud stop that.
Cloud: Stop what?
*Aeris looks over*
Aeris: Holy **** Cloud! How long were you looking at me?
Cloud: Not too long, anyway what were you doing?
Aeris: Um I was.......scratching <_< >_> <_< yes I was scratching myself.
Cloud: Amazing!
Aeris: What is?
Cloud: Well you and Tifa were both scratching yourself and for some odd reason
you both were saying my name! What are the odds of that?!
Aeris: Yes what are the odds of that. Hey Cloud why don't you go check on
Red and Barret?
Cloud: Sure *goes to a crack in the wall to check on Red and Barret*
Cloud: Guy? Are you awake?
*Red and Barret are rubbing themselves while saying Cloud*
Cloud: Guys what are you doing?
Red and Barret: Scratching <_< >_> <_< yes I was scratching myself.
*Cloud hears his name*
Cloud: Huh what?
Tifa: Wake up Cloud!
Cloud: Wh-wh-who said that? *wakes up* Oh Tifa what's up?
Tifa: Well Cloud when I was "scratching" myself you started to get physical with
me while you were sleeping so I woke you up.
Cloud: Okay...I'm gonna go check on Aeris *peeks through a whole to see Aeris*
Cloud: Hey *looks down* Aerrr...
*Aeris is "scratching" herself while saying Clouds name*
Cloud: Aeris what are you doing?
Aeris: Please Cloud stop that.
Cloud: Stop what?
*Aeris looks over*
Aeris: Holy **** Cloud! How long were you looking at me?
Cloud: Not too long, anyway what were you doi... No wait never mind I'm gonna go
to sleep with Tifa.
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: stripey12 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:22:30 PM | Message Detail
IM back!
Now heres my blooper
Sephiroth tries to stab aeris
Aeris: Huh?
Sephiroth: Oh no it's made of rubber
Director: Guys we need a dead Aeris Here!
Cloud: Ill do it
Cloud slashes aeris
Barret walks in
Barret: Holy mofo Cloud killed aeris!
Director:Barret wait!
Barret: Die mofo!
Barret shoves a marshmallow down Clouds throat and everybody know cloud is
allergic to marshmallows
Cloud:Agch!
Cloud dies
Director: Now whos gonna be our main character
Charlie brown walks in
Director:You your our new star
Charlie brown:good grief!
From: stripey12 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:23:34 PM | Message Detail
how was that talic?
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:26:11 PM | Message Detail
pretty good. There needs to be more posts here
besides yoohoo, masterbahamut, and myself so keep making bloopers
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: stripey12 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:34:49 PM | Message Detail
alright then
Director:Alright action!
Barret:Hey charlie lets play kick chocobo
Charlie brown:ok
Charlie runs
Barret: oops
He pulls the chocobo away
Charlie:AWW!
He lands on tifa
Charlie: Watcha you doing tonight sweet cheeks?
Tifa:Why i oughta
She kicks him for 1000 miles
Director:When do you think he will be back?
Barret:Meh
Charlie lands on the price is right stage
Bob Parker:Tell these people what they can win sephiroth
Sephiroth: Yes sir you can win a new car The latest F-150 comes with the top of
the line blah blah blah
Charlie: So this is his nightime job.
How was that one?
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:36:56 PM | Message Detail
.......meh...... ( I chuckled a bit)
Just let them flow out.......don't rush them
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: stripey12 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:42:41 PM | Message Detail
tag and by the way what did you think of my topic about hell and me saving this board?
From: stripey12 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:43:23 PM | Message Detail
good or bad?
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:48:26 PM | Message Detail
It was confusing, but funny......so I would say
that it was good
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/6/2004 4:36:50 PM | Message Detail
...Looks like you and Stripey are going to be good
friends.
---
"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/6/2004 4:49:58 PM | Message Detail
*spoilers*
At 7th heaven...
Tifa: "Stop it! It is past your bedtime!!!" (points at the clock which says, "11:00P.M.")
Cloud: (whimper)
The next day...
Tifa: "Good morning, Cloud! Did you sleep well?"
Cloud: "...Barret's snoring kept me up."
Barret: "What the **** did I just hear???" (lunges at Cloud)
Cloud: "NO!!! He's touching me!!! I'm going to get sick!!!" (pukes on Barret)
Tifa: "You HAD to take a shower anyways, Barret." (chuckles)
Barret: "(No! She hates me...)" (takes a shower)
Cloud: (peeks and goes to Tifa)
Tifa: "(So, how big was it?)"
Cloud: "(Ummm... About 8 inches, I guess...)"
Barret: (gets out with clothes on) "Okay, lets go!"
Director: "Finally, it was really hot with these robo-suits on." (takes it off)
A.D.: (does the same)
Wedge: (appears) "OWWWW!!!"
Cloud: "Are you alright?"
Wedge: (eyes widen) "What the ****?!?! You think I would be okay when you step
on my torso and give me minute wedgies???"
Cloud: "Oh, I'm so sorry... I'll give some more."
Wedge: (struggles) "Oh, NO!!! The pain!!! It burns! Oh, God, please save me!!!"
Director and A.D.: (sees that Wedge's boxers are brown-stained and puts robo-suits
back on)
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: Squall88999 | Posted: 6/6/2004 7:48:35 PM | Message Detail
bump
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"I promise this will be quick! Hit me with all you got, Dad!"-Tidus(Final
Fantasy 10)
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/7/2004 7:49:30 AM | Message Detail
I got a new sig!!!
(bump)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
Sometimes I just feel like stealing- Chris Rock
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/7/2004 12:14:02 PM | Message Detail
Too much bumps... Lets use Bloopers instead of
bumps.
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: beebajazz | Posted: 6/7/2004 12:43:07 PM | Message Detail
SPOILERS
At costa del sol after getting the buggy
Cloud, looking at cait sith: I always wondered what color patrick star would be
with sunburn!
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"Oops..." Abe, after getting a mudokkon shredded.Post on the king of dragons
board for SNES
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/7/2004 7:24:26 PM | Message Detail
*spoilers*
In 7th heaven...
Barret: "Okay, I'll fill you in the train."
Cloud: "Okay, lets mosey!"
Tifa: "..."
At the train...
Tifa: "Cloud, lets look at this map monitor!"
Cloud: (looks at it for a few minutes) "ARGH... This is boring. Lets go
somewhere else."
Then the gang goes to the third car and sees naked people.
Tifa: "WOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!"
Cloud: "Sweet!"
Naked Guy: "Hey, wanna have a fight?"
Cloud: "You're on!"
N.G.: "Okay, water gun!"
Then the lights go red.
Jessie: "The train crashed! Lets go!"
Cloud: "Hey, N.G., wanna come with us?"
N.G.: "Sure!"
Then the gang gets out of the train.
In the winding tunnel, the gang encounter rocket launchers.
N.G.: "I use water gun!" (pees on rocket launcher and rocket launcher dies)
A.D.: "(Hey, Director, these robo-suits are a great idea.)"
Director: "(See? I'm a genius, am I?)"
A.D.: "(No, you're not.)"
Director: "(You've got a point there...)"
---
"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: lordofthepsychicfrog | Posted: 6/8/2004 3:56:27 PM | Message Detail
[This message was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator]
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/8/2004 4:03:04 PM | Message Detail
What happened to masterbahamut's Silence Breaking
Polka Band?
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/8/2004 5:23:44 PM | Message Detail
Didn't he say that he was having some writer's
block?
Speaking of writer's block I think I have it now.....
It is probably because of me playing .Hack Outbreak. It's a good game and since
I beat the other two I bought it.
Anyway back on track.........um you might not see me for a while, but don't
worry.......I'll be back
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
Sometimes I just feel like stealing- Chris Rock
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/8/2004 6:59:22 PM | Message Detail
I can't post a Blooper today because of my sister.
Sorry! But I'll run the silence breaking polka band myself.
Silence Breaking Polka Band, the silence breaking polka band, the silence
breaking polka band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo.!
---
"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/9/2004 1:43:51 PM | Message Detail
Well I guess I'll do the...
Silence Breaking Polka Band, The Silenc.........**** it *drops mic*
And that ladies and gents is my "blooper"
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
Sometimes I just feel like stealing- Chris Rock
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/9/2004 2:28:42 PM | Message Detail
Uhhh... Talic? Isn't what you did not a Blooper,
but a Microphone Breaking Polka Band???
Anyways, I should get another microphone...
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/9/2004 3:38:38 PM | Message Detail
Yea I think it is yoohoo......I wish I could think
up a real blooper
and if this topic got to 500 before school starts again I would be utterly
surprised. I would say that I would delete my user name, but it took me almost 2
years to get 105 karma.....so I don't think I can afford making a new user name
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
Sometimes I just feel like stealing- Chris Rock
From: JStrife | Posted: 6/9/2004 9:54:59 PM | Message Detail
ok now that im done thinking, time to try this
one.
Scene:Diamond Weapon is supposed to come out of the sea.
Director: And... Action!
*Diamond Weapon does not come up*
Director: I said action!
*Diamond Weapon still doesn't come up*
Director: Would someone see whats up with him?
Technician: Ok probably a glitch, I need someone to come with me to help me fix
him.
Barret: Sure why not?
*Barret and the Technician fly to Diamond weapon*
Technician: Ok Barret I need you to monitor this scale to tell me which way to
go, ok?
Barret: Ok.
*The technician gets an oxygen tank and dives down under, and Barret directs him
to Diamond Weapon*
Technician on Radio (dont ask how he has one down there): Ok its a wire nearly
coming loose. Hang on, let me put it together...
*The technician puts it back in place. When he does so, a current of electricity
goes flying out through all of the water*
Technician: gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gghhhghghghghghgghghh
Barret: Now thats what I call Kentucky Fried Chicken.
---
"I tried to exploit the power of darkness, but it backfired." - Cloud,
Kingdom-Hearts style
From: stripey12 | Posted: 6/10/2004 6:56:54 AM | Message Detail
i got mes a idea
Director: Alright scene 22 cloud lowering Aeris into
lake ACTION!
Cloud:Goodbye
Aeris:Oh Hi cloud
Cloud: Wha! Your supposed to be dead!
Director:Any problems over there cloud
Cloud:No sir
Cloud:Pist yuffie give me a ninja star
Yuffie:Here you go.
Director: What was that!?
Cloud:Nothing
Cloud:Here eat this
Aeris:What is it
Cloud: It's a cheese burger
Aeris:Oh mmmm.... Cheese agh!
Cloud:That solves that problem stupid flower girl
Aeris in Hell:Where are the flowers?
Satan: Here eat this?
Aeris:What is it?
Satan:A Hot dog
Aeris: Good because i think im allergic to cheeseb.... AGH!
Aeris in place worse than hell:Where am i?
Ozzy:Welcome to my house you bloody flower ******
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/10/2004 11:14:09 AM | Message Detail
I am gonna force a blooper out so if it sucks then
I am sorry I guess
Small Spoilers
Cloud and the gang are walking towards Wutai
*Cloud and the gang kill a monster*
Cloud: Hey look another marble!!! *picks it up* Wow I sure do have a lot of
these now
Red: Uh Cloud? That is what we call materia...
Cloud: How many times do I have to tell you materia is just a fancy word for
marble!!
Cid: Holy ****! How ****ing dumb can you be! We told you the difference between
materia and marbles about a ****ing million times!!!
Cloud: And do I have to you a million times that materia is just a fancy word
for marble!
Yuffie: Uh Cloud *twitches* can I have your marbles *twitches*
Cloud: *looks down* EWW **** no! Now Yuffie this is the last time I'm gonna say
this......Tifa is the only one who can have my marbles
Tifa: *Blushes* Oh Cloud...*giggles*
Yuffie: Cloud I didn't mean those marbles, but are you sure?
Cloud: Yes I'm sure *walks over to Tifa and holds her*
Tifa: *starts to breath heavily* Thank you Cloud
Yuffie: Oh....LOOK OVER THERE!!! *points somewhere*
Cloud: What! *turns around*
*Yuffie grabs the sack full of marbles and runs away*
Barret: Hey you ***** get back here!!! *starts to run after her*
Cloud: Barret Stop
Barret: *Stops and turns around* Why?
Cloud: Because she only stole my "toys"....
Barret: Oh..... Now that the ***** is gone let's go to
Costa Del Sol!!!!
*Everyone goes to Costa Del Sol except Yuffie*
(In Wutai)
Yuffie: *Opens the sack full of toys* What the hell is this!!!! Cloud...CLOud......CCCCLLLLOOOUUUDDD!!!!
Cloud: Did you hear something?
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/10/2004 5:17:25 PM | Message Detail
This is pretty short because I'm running out of
ideas.
*spoilers*
In the winding tunnel...
Barret: "Are you telling me to squeeze in here to get to the plate? No way!"
Cloud: "Yeah. I don't know how Wedge managed to get through it, though."
Tifa: "We'll push you, Barret."
Then Barret gets through the hole.
Barret: "ARGH!!! My ass! Can't...move!"
Cloud: "N.G., you're next."
Barret: "(NOOOOO!!!)"
N.G.: "Okay." (gets through the hole and lands on Barret directly on his butt)
Barret: "(It...smells...)"
---
Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: Azigal | Posted: 6/10/2004 6:31:30 PM | Message Detail
I'll do one just for the hell of it
*Everyone is on the Highwind*
Cait Sith: Hey everyone, Diamond weapon has just appeared near Midgar.
Cloud: Alright I quess we should stop it.
*The highwind spots diamond weapon slowly walking through the water*
cid: hmmm, kinda slow for an ancient protector of the world, huh?
cloud: ...
2 hours later
cloud: erm, maybe we can do some other stuff while we wait.
*they fly around the world a few times*
*breed 6 gold chocobos*
*kills sephiroth*
*ends world hunger*
*saves money on their car insurence by switching to Gieco*
*meteor destroys the world... wait?*
*the party returns to diamond weapon*
cloud: LOOK EVERYONE DIAMOND WEAPON IS...
everybody: yes, yes?
cloud: almost here...
everybody: >_<
*Diamond weapon somehow teleports to the shore*
everybody in unison: yaaaaay!
Tifa: hey what that?
*the party sees a green glowing light in the direction of Midgar*
Cid - No ******* way!
*the sister ray destroys Diamond Weapon*
*The party is left staring and the smoking remains of the diamond weapon*
Everybody: >_<
---
"Had you not won, I most certainly would have"
From: Azigal | Posted: 6/10/2004 6:58:42 PM | Message Detail
bump
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"Had you not won, I most certainly would have"
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/11/2004 12:58:46 PM | Message Detail
yoohoo (maybe masterbahamut..if he ever gets back
on here!) I really think that this topic has died......I mean it's usually just
you and me, but occasionally someone else comes on, but they never stay (except
stripey)
So with me saying that I think that we have to try harder to make more people
come here.....(or not)
But like I said in one of my eariler posts I am having some writer's
block.....so my posts may not be bloopers, but I am still gonna post stupid
useless info 8)
Boy did write WWWAAAAYYY too much...so G-by and I'll end it with my.......
SILENCE BREAKING POLKA BAND, THE SILENC...**** it *drops mic* I'm out of here...
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/11/2004 4:23:40 PM | Message Detail
I need to bump this so THIS POST IS A BUMP!!!
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: Azigal | Posted: 6/11/2004 4:40:08 PM | Message Detail
was mine good btw?
---
"Had you not won, I most certainly would have"
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/11/2004 4:55:48 PM | Message Detail
You could have put in something else, but yea I
liked it
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/11/2004 5:04:09 PM | Message Detail
Don't worry, I'll keep this topic alive. I'll post
one Blooper a day if possible. Anyways...
Silence Breaking Polka Band, the silence breaking polka band, the silence
breaking polka band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo!
or...
Microphone Breaking Polka Band, the microphone breaking polka band, the
microphone breaking polka band...(drops mic, frowns, picks it up and passes it
to Talic) Talic, you do the honors. The ground is pretty soft here:P
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/11/2004 5:05:52 PM | Message Detail
Woah... This topic is pretty soon coming to 200
posts.
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/11/2004 5:09:52 PM | Message Detail
I'll take dibs on the 200th post.
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/11/2004 5:16:48 PM | Message Detail
[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/11/2004 5:18:26 PM | Message Detail
Try to make it a blooper, but it doesn't have to
be one
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/11/2004 6:11:21 PM | Message Detail
A blooper a day keeps the doctor away.
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: the master samurai | Posted: 6/11/2004 11:08:12 PM | Message Detail
in the shnra bulding while cloud and the others
are at .the first reactor. BOOOOOOOM.
pres shinra: what happen?
pers assistent: someone set us up the bomb!
*cloud busts through the wall*
Cloud: all you reactor are belong to us(or base, whichever you think is funnier)
you have no chance to survive, make your time ha ha ha ha ha.
*random music sarts playing*
cloud: all your reactor are belong to us(15000 times)
i dont know if anyone got this one, its from an old video game that was badly
translated, if u dont get it just search online for all your base are belong to
us.
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/13/2004 6:18:16 AM | Message Detail
I won't post a Blooper in a while since I have to
play in the Blitzball tournament in the FFVII board. Well, farewell! I'll see
you later!
Silence Breaking Polka Band, the silence breaking polka band, the silence
breaking polka band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo!
---
Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/14/2004 2:44:44 PM | Message Detail
Great..... C'mon people make some more bloopers!
It is really had to try and keep making up new ones...
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: samusbestfriend | Posted: 6/14/2004 3:09:15 PM | Message Detail
I know one!
Cloud:Why cant we reshoot the Honeybee Inn scene, except with Aeris as the One
who *You know*'s me and gives me lingerie.
Director: All right.
Ill
tell her to come.
*Director knocks on Aeris' door*
Aeris:Im busy!
Director:Okay. Cloud, shes busy!
Cloud:Let me open that door!
I want to shoot the scene NOW! *by now drool is coming from CLoud's face and is
out perverting Don Corneo*
Cloud*Breaks down door only to see Aeris *You know*ing Sephiroth
Sephiroth:Shes returning the favor.
Aeris:Im practicing for the revised Honeybee Inn scene!
Cloud:Sephy, Its my girl who you just *You know*ed.
Sephiroth:I dont care, now die!
Cloud wakes up
He sees himself in the back room of the studio
He sees Aeris preparing for the new Honeybee Inn scene.
Cloud:Just a dream.
END
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If you can't have your cake and eat it to, then what's icing on the cake for?-me
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/14/2004 3:10:47 PM | Message Detail
Hi, I'm back! The blitzball was either deleted or
moved, so now I'm ready to post bloopers every night again! Say hello!
Silence Breaking Polka Band, the silence breaking polka band, the silence
breaking polka band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo!
---
Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: ZexMarquies01 | Posted: 6/14/2004 3:58:48 PM | Message Detail
( not sure if anyone thought of this yet, havn't
gotten to finish readin through all of the posts yet, got an idea )
At Aeris Death Scene.
Sehpirth jumps down with his sword ready to peirce into Aeris.
Cloud : AERIS, MOVE!!!
Aeris : Huh? * turns her body a little *
* Sephiroth's sword misses aeris's Torso, and cleanly cuts off her braided hair,
right where the ribbon holds it together.*
Sephiroth : .... DAMNIT CLOUD!!! your not supposed to say anything durring this
scene!!!!
Aeris : ...y...y..you cut my hair. my 3 foot long hair....is...gone....
SEPHIROTH!!!! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE!!!!! I HAVE NEVER HAD MY
HAIR CUT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
* at the same time, the director, and the rest of the cast all say " ...oh sh**..."
at the same time. *
* slowly, sephiroth begins to back away from Aeris...slowly moving farther and
farther away from her*
Cloud : HAHAHAHAHA!!! Sephiroth just cut your hair!!! hahahaha. * cloud falls
over on his back laughing, dropping his Buster Blade *
Aeris : ...you think its funny!!!!
* Aeris then runs up, picks up clouds Sword, and begins to slash away at all his
yellow spikes ontop of his yead.
Aeris: lets see how YOU like it!!!
* slowly, sephiroth keeps backing away, trying to escape un-noticed *
Aeris : and where do you think YOUR going sephiroth!
* sephiroth suddenly jumps, knowing he's about to get the SH** kicked out of
him. *
* Aeris then runs up to sephiroth, with the buster sword in hand, and with one
swing, slices off sehpiroths long, silver hair *
Sephiroth: ...my...my silver hair. * sephiroth then runs off set, pushing the
director out of his way crying *
* Aeris then stampers off set, pushing Tifa out of her way *
Director : ........CUT
Cloud : BAHAHAHAHA....He said " CUT " Get it guys, Aeris and Sephiroth both got
their hair CUT!!! HAHAHA
* the rest of the cast just stands there with sweat drops appearing on their
faces *
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ZexMarquies01
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/14/2004 4:34:57 PM | Message Detail
Silence Breaking Polka Band, the silence breaking
polka band, the silence breaking polka band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo!
Yay! The 200th post is mine!
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/14/2004 6:50:19 PM | Message Detail
*spoilers*
In the reactor...
Cloud: (sets the bomb) "Wait a minute, why isn't there a time limit as there was
in the bomb we used in the first reactor?"
Barret: "Jessie has the remote control for this bomb."
Cloud: "Lets get going!"
Then they meet the president.
President Shinra: "I'm going to unleash my new toy to destroy you
guys. See you around, SUCKERS!"
After Air Buster explodes...
Cloud: "Waaaahhh!!! I don't wanna die! Waaahhh!!! Barret help me! Please!"
(sniff)
Barret: "(sigh)" (readies his gun)
Cloud: "NO! I thought you were my-" (gets shot) "friiiiiieeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnndddd!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/15/2004 9:07:08 AM | Message Detail
You're running out of ideas aren't you yoohoo?
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/15/2004 9:49:50 AM | Message Detail
Yeah, but please tell me that wasn't an insult.
Making 1 Blooper a day is pretty hard.
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/15/2004 9:55:27 AM | Message Detail
Break bloopers are bloopers that aren't in my
Blooper Series. I'll show you an example.
Everyone except yoohoo65: "Zzzzzzzz..."
yoohoo65: "Silence Breaking Polka Band, the silence breaking polka band, the
silence breaking polka band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo!"
Barret: (wakes up quickly) "AHHHH!!! What the hell, yoohoo65!?" (shoots
yoohoo65)
yoohoo65: "ARGH! My balls!"
THE END
I use Break Bloopers when this topic needs a bump or silence breaking polka
band, or as a replacement if I am running out of ideas.
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 6/15/2004 11:08:01 AM | Message Detail
Chocobo breeding
Cloud: Hey, I finally got a carob nut from that damn *****! Let's go to the
chocobo ranch!
At the chocobo ranch...
Cloud: Okay, I want to mate the Class S Great female and the S class good
male...
While waiting for the morning...
Tifa: You know, I've always wanted to know what it looks like when chocobos are
whacking off....
Cloud: Let's go see...
They both look int the stable... and see Sephiroth ****ing the female chocobo.
Sephiroth: WHAT THE **** ARE YOU ****ING DOING IN THIS ****ING
PLACE WHILE I'M ****ING THIS ****ING CHOCOBO, YOU ****ER!?
Cloud/tifa: O_O
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Love... Strength... Soul... Kindness... All reside in the Heart. The
world would be in chaos without the heart.<Me
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/15/2004 1:32:48 PM | Message Detail
No it wasn't an insult. Yeah it is hard to make a
blooper a day. That's why I'm not doing that 8)
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/16/2004 8:52:31 AM | Message Detail
I thought that you guys should know this......I'm
trying to get to level 99 in the first reactor so I'll probably not be posting
bloopers (or not posting at all) for a while.
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/16/2004 3:58:07 PM | Message Detail
Break Blooper
Cloud: "Okay, we have captured 2 Motor Balls. Now we need a motor wang and then
it's finished."
Tifa: "Okay, I don't wanna be a man anymore, okay???"
Cloud: (captures Motor Wang) "Gotcha! Tifa, are you ready?"
Tifa: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
A few minutes later...
Cloud: "Geez... Before you had big boobs, and now you have a big wang! Now, what
should we call you?"
Tifa: "(You better not call me Barret.)"
THE END!
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 6/16/2004 5:51:28 PM | Message Detail
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From: ScorchDrgX | Posted: 6/16/2004 7:28:16 PM | Message Detail
*applause*
You all have sincerely gained my respect for writing these works of art...
As I read these posts I have laughed countless times. Please continue with your
dedication to these masterpieces.
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/17/2004 9:22:09 AM | Message Detail
Well thanks for the compliment ScorchDrgX
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/17/2004 7:19:36 PM | Message Detail
SPOILERS
In the church...
Aeris: "Are you okay?"
Cloud: "ARGH! Whats with all these roses? Why the hell do you even let them grow
here? They smell like ****!"
Aeris: "(He's going too far on that one.)"
Cloud: "My back hurts! Screw these roses!"
Reno appears.
Reno: "HOLY ****! IT STINKS HERE! FORGET IT! I'M NOT CAPTURING HER IN
HERE! I'M LEAVING! RETREAT!"
Then Reno runs away.
Aeris and Cloud: "..."
---
Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: Mr Tea | Posted: 6/17/2004 7:20:21 PM | Message Detail
*Aeris dies*
Cloud: ...What about my pain?
My fingers are tingling. My mouth is dry. My eyes are burning... man, I
shouldn't have loaded up at 7-11's 99 cent burrito Tuesdays before coming
here...
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*In the desert prison*
Vyse: Being in a prison all these years has made me so very, very, lonely...
Cloud: ... and?...
Vyse: Cloud, do you know what a 'prison bride' is?
Cloud: ...do I get to dress up in a gown?...
Vyse: It works for me!
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Barret: Let's play some blitzball, ya?
Director: cut! Barret, what the **** are you doing?
Barret: Sorry, I've tried out for a part in a new movie.. Final Fantasy 10. I've
realized that there is very few African-Yevonites in the movie. Plus, I'm trying
to score with a black mage called 'Lulu'. Her and Tifa both break the laws of
gravity, eh? Bouncy, bouncy, ya? *high 5's Cloud*
---
Just say no to signatures.
Except this One.
From: Mr Tea | Posted: 6/17/2004 7:28:27 PM | Message Detail
Bugenhagen: Ho Ho Hoooo! Ho Ho Hoooo! Ho Ho Hoooo!
Look at this!
Cloud: !?
Bugenhagen: Ancients' writing.
Cloud: Can you read it?
Bugenhagen: I can't even make it out!!
Cloud: This's no time for jokes...
Bugenhagen: I'm not an Ancient. I can't read this thing! I may be old, but my
eyes aren't completely bad yet. Look closely below the writing.
Cloud: There's a note written in chalk...... (all your base)... (are belong to
us)
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Just say no to signatures.
Except this One.
From: Mr Tea | Posted: 6/17/2004 7:33:40 PM | Message Detail
Heidegger: Hah, hah, hah, Mr. President,
preparations for Sister Ray are now in
order.
Scarlet: Hah, hah, hah! Anytime is fine.
Rufus: ......Fire.
Rufus: You think that is a powerful weapon, well feast your eyes on this...!
*drops lab coat off, revealing a naked Rufus*
Scarlet: Rufus... miniturization is not always a good thing these days...
------------
It took me a good 5 minutes thinking of that last line.
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Just say no to signatures.
Except this One.
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/17/2004 10:19:36 PM | Message Detail
Hey guys, I finally made a blooper, after the most
insane three weeks of my life. I'm still working on the silence breaking polka
band blooper (nice try, talic, but not what I had in mind) and hopefully, I can
post it soon.
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/17/2004 10:50:21 PM | Message Detail
For Whom The Bell Tolls, blooper series
~~~Episode 1~~~
Cloud is walking around the Highwind, which is flying near Midgar, when
suddenly, a huge explosion happens near the chocobo ranch. He runs to the
bridge.
lLoud: Cid, what the heck was that?
Cid:*snoring* Two lumps, Shera, my tea *Snore* doesn't have to *snore* so ****'n
sweet.
Cloud: CID!!
Cid: *Grunt* Wha, whaddya yelling about!
Cloud: Get us to the Chocobo ranch, something weird is happening!
They arrive at the ranch, to find two people with familiar names.
?????: Look, next time, don't throw rocks at the espers, okay?
?????: Sorry, Bi.... hey, who are they?
Cloud: I could ask you two the same question, who are you, and what's up with
those robo walky things?
?????: Robo Walky Things? Biggs, tell them what they really are.
Biggs: Well, they're..... uh, why don't you tell them, Wedge?
Cloud: Biggs?! Wedge?! But, you guys aren't...
Another person walks up behind them.
?????: Hey, I haven't seen you two in a while, but uh, who are these guys?
Cid: Hey, look, she's hot.
Cloud: But she looks like she's made out of big pixels
Biggs: Hey, it's, uh..... Wedge, don't you remember her name? I don't think you
do.
Wedge: Wasn't it...... uh.....
?????: Terra, what's going on, who are these people?
Terra: Hi Locke, this is, I think, Biggs and Wedge, if I remember, and I haven't
a clue who they are.
Cloud: Hey, use the PHS and get someone over here who might know what these
block people are.
Cid: Got it. *dials* hey, Yuffie....
Cloud: Cid!!! What's wrong with you!?!?!?!
Cid: Uh, Cloud? There's a monkey sniffing your ***.
Cloud: What the?!
Terra: Hey, Gau! How you doin?
Cloud: Okay, now, I'm crazy, I see a guy with weird clothes, and a pnytail.....
and he looks happy...
Terra: *turns around* Kefka?
Cid: Don't worry Cloud, I'm sure it's just the hangover..... yup, just the
hangover.
~~~To Be Continued~~~
Hey, Who can guess what game the mystery characters are from?
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/18/2004 4:45:26 AM | Message Detail
Aw, Crud, I just started playing it again, and
realized.... ignore the "Biggs" in that blooper, and replace them with "Vicks"
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/18/2004 5:43:35 AM | Message Detail
masterbahamut07, I hope that my Silence Breaking
Polka Band Blooper is not what you thought of.
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/18/2004 6:26:44 AM | Message Detail
Geez... For some reason, I have more karma then
masterbahamut07!
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: DKLinks | Posted: 6/18/2004 9:07:09 AM | Message Detail
SP
*Aires death*
*aries gets stabbed*
*cloud uses pheniox down*
Aries: im not supposed 2 be alive stupid
Cloud: whoops my bad *slices aries's head off
Cloud to aries: is that better?
---
Most recently beated game: LoZ 4 swords adventures
Working on currently: Final Fantasy VII..
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/18/2004 11:25:15 AM | Message Detail
You probably have more than me because yesterday
was the first day in two weeks that I logged on. And no, I've got a different
FFVII related Silence Breaking Polka Band blooper coming up.
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/18/2004 11:26:06 AM | Message Detail
Uh, dklink? the name is Aeris, or at least Aerith,
Aries is a zodiac sign.
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 6/18/2004 12:01:16 PM | Message Detail
another one...
Cid: god... a rainbow weapon... that's so friggin stupid... fat @$$ self loving
$&%#...
Director: Okay, time to shoot the scene from the battle with rainbow weapon!
Barret: OKAY! 8) *shoots the background that took them 3 years to make*
Director: SHOOT THAT FAT @$$ SELF LOVING $&%#!
Real shinra soldiers: Alright! *shoots director*
Director: C.... Cut...*moan* *dead*
Sephiroth: I now claim myself as the new Director! *crickets chirping* Ahem,
ahem... I said I now claim myself as the new director!
Everyone (uninthusiastically) : yaaaaaaayyy....
Sephiroth: Cloud ****s Barret, Take one
Barret: .... **** that ****, man! *shoots sephiroth*
Cloud: ... Okay, I suppose we have to make Aeris the Back Up Sephiroth...
Aeris: Are you Kidding?! Look at my chest!
Cid: Don't worry, I can take care of that... *wink* *wink*
Cloud: Friggin boy toy... I've gotta go look for a replacement....
Cid: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN A BOY TOY?! *skewers Cloud with spear*
Tifa: Dammit, Just one thing after another!
---
Love... Strength... Soul... Kindness... All reside in the Heart. The
world would be in chaos without the heart.<Me
From: utragamer | Posted: 6/18/2004 12:19:47 PM | Message Detail
<SPOILERS>
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Director-ACTION
(Sephiroth jumps and kills Aeris)
(Cloud watches)
Cloud-NOOO!
(Cloud uses
Phoenix down on Aeris)
Director-Cut!
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Official HSB cool looking guy in a trenchcoat
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/18/2004 5:26:09 PM | Message Detail
*spoilers*
In Sector 6...
Aeris: "Okay, my house is over there! Hurry before they come!"
At Aeris's house...
Aeris: "(Home sweet home...)"
Cloud: [to Director] "(This is the stupidest house I've ever seen. Just look at
all the roses!)"
Director: "(I concur.)"
Elmyra: "Hey, Aeris. Boy, you really need to take a shower. All the roses..."
Aeris: (goes to the bathroom and comes back) "MOM! You are so stupid! The soap
is made of roses! How can you do that to us???"
Director and A.D.: (closes the window of their robo suits)
The next day...
Cloud: "Aeris, I'm going to Tifa's Bar. It was nice knowing you."
Director: "(No, it wasn't.)"
Aeris: "No! I'm going with you!"
Director: "(Thats it. I'm going to let Sephiroth kill her later on...)"
In the Sector 6 park...
A carrage with Tifa passes by.
Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
---
Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers
From: Deuce ex Defcon | Posted: 6/18/2004 5:34:08 PM | Message Detail
For anyone who gives a rat's ass, I've uploaded
Bayside Player's entire topic on to my site. It's here:
www.ilstu.edu/~cmstale/BaysidePlayerBlooperTopic.htm
I forgot to remove all the links from the HTML. I'll do it later, but it'll be a
pain in the ass since I'm using dial up and the file is nearly a meg. So if it's
down later, that's why.
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http://www.ilstu.edu/~cmstale
Bow before my creation! ...So you'll be closer to the toilet to puke after you
look.
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/19/2004 6:18:01 PM | Message Detail
Isn't that the 1st blooper topic?
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: Defcon999 | Posted: 6/19/2004 6:25:32 PM | Message Detail
Correct, that is the topic that came directly
before this one.
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Old site is no longer. New Site: http://mike.warpedbelief.com/boards/
View my quote for more...
From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 6/19/2004 6:28:18 PM | Message Detail
Gorki: "Here I am, Miss Yuffie!."
Yuffie: "Off course!"
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Love the poster, hate the posts.
http://mike.warpedbelief.com/boards/ Socialize.
From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 6/19/2004 6:30:51 PM | Message Detail
I never understood why the heck he said that.
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Love the poster, hate the posts.
http://mike.warpedbelief.com/boards/ Socialize.
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/19/2004 7:06:56 PM | Message Detail
*spoilers*
In the Wall Market...
Advertiser: "Hey, you two!"
Cloud: "!?" (looks at Advertiser)
Advertiser: "Yeah, you! Go in here and get some rest!"
Cloud: (cuts the Advertiser in half) "Moron..."
Then they go to the entrence of Don Corneo's mansion.
Guard: "Sorry, but men aren't allowed in here."
Cloud: "(What do we do, Aeris?)"
Aeris: "(Just dress like a girl. It's the only way!)"
Cloud: "(WHAT???)"
Aeris: [to Guard] "Just wait. I got an ugly friend to bring."
Director: "(Hey, A.D., if I was Cloud, then I wouldn't be talking, right? I
mean, Cloud looks better than Aeris!)"
A.D.: "(Who would?)"
Then Cloud got a Silk Dress, Blonde Wig, Sexy Colonge, Diamond Tiara, Bikini
Briefs, and make-up and went to the entrence again.
Guard: "Are you sure that is your friend? I mean, whats with that sword? (Cool
sword.) Women would not have muscles that big. Plus, you have so much hair on
your legs. Now, let me check." (strips Cloud and rips his Bikini Briefs) "Ahhh...
So, you WERE trying to trick me! Get outta here, bastard!"
Cloud: (takes sword and slices the Guard into a million pieces)
Director: "(Damn... If Cloud didn't kill him, we would ask him how long it
is...)"
A.D.: "(Yeah... But we can see how long the Guard's is as long it isn't sliced,
but don't step on the guts in the process.)"
Director: "(Good idea.)"
---
Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: BubbyDude | Posted: 6/19/2004 8:06:20 PM | Message Detail
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/20/2004 3:40:49 PM | Message Detail
It's been a while huh? Well I thought I might try
a small blooper (and stupid) So here....
Spoilers
In Midgar
*Cloud, Tifa, and Barret are walking down the road*
Cloud: What a fine day.....
Barret: Shut up ***** *slaps Cloud with gun arm*
(To Be Continued)
I am busy leveling up so I'll get back to it later
This post beats just saying bump, right?
---
Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/20/2004 6:59:01 PM | Message Detail
*spoilers*
In Don Corneo's mansion...
Someone: "Okay, ladies. Wait here."
Aeris: "Now's our chance. Let's find her!"
In Basement...
Aeris: "(What big boobs! I am soooo jealous...)"
Cloud: "(Ugly...)"
Tifa: "(Is that Aeris?)"
Aeris: "Hi, Tifa. I'm Aeris."
Tifa: "So, you were the one to told Cloud that I was foine at the park."
Aeris: "I was just kidding."
Tifa: "So, do you think I'm foine?"
Aeris: "Well, um, no."
A.D.: "(She's actually right for once!)"
Director: "(I thought you liked her...)"
A.D.: "(Oh, yeah...)"
Someone: (appears) "Hey, a Don is waiting!"
Don Corneo: (kills someone) "Hey, beautiful ones! Come to my
office, please!"
In Don's office...
D.C.: "Okay, lets see who I should choose...I choose..."
Drum roll comes in.
D.C.: (goes to Cloud) "This healthy looking girl!"
Cloud: "(Sweet!)"
D.C.: "Shall we go, my pretty?"
In D.C.'s room...
D.C.: "I wanna kiss you!"
Cloud: "Okay." (kisses D.C.)
D.C.: "Boy, you really do know how to make a man feel good!"
Cloud: "Wanna kiss again?"
D.C.: "Of course!"
Then Aeris and Tifa appears and sees Cloud and D.C.
Tifa: "Ooooo... This is much better than a movie..."
Aeris: "Do it! Do it! Do it!"
Cloud: "Ugh!" (changes and goes to Tifa and Aeris)
D.C.: "URRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! I kissed a man! ARGH! I'm going to take my anger
out on you three!" (pulls switch of trapdoor)
Cloud: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (thump)
To be continued...
---
Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/21/2004 12:40:56 PM | Message Detail
For Whom The Bell Tolls
~~~Episode Two~~~
Kefka: *hyena laugh* I've finally found all of you! Now, I'll..... uh, what was
I going to do?
Cid: Hey, you know what, I think it's a feather
Cloud: NO way, it's a ponytail.
Cid: No, see, he's all made out of those squares, I'm pretty sure it's a feather
Terra: Now that I think about it, it does look kinda like a pimple
kefka: It's not a pimple!!!
??????: Whoah, where the hell am I? Is this what compression is like in the
end?..... those guys are all.... blocky
Kefka: You better not be talking about me! I bet you think you're sooo bad, with
your scar and your.... hey, nice sword
Cloud: Hey, what's going on, first we get blocky people, now we've got a guy
with better graphics than us
??????: Squall, what're you doing here?
Cid: Great, another scar face..... what's happening? I've never had a hangover
this weird before.
---
"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/21/2004 7:00:37 PM | Message Detail
Break Blooper
*spoilers*
Cloud, the Hobo
Sephiroth appears.
Cloud: "Hello there!"
Sephiroth: "Shut the **** up, you stupid hobo!" (splashes water at Cloud, throws
a rock at a box that says, "Cloud's house" and walks away while sticking
middlefinger at Cloud)
The next day...
Sephiroth appears.
Cloud: "************!"
Sephiroth: (readies his gun, goes to Cloud, and shoots him)
Then, the bullet bounced on stainless steel and hit Sephiroth's torso.
Sephiroth: "ARGH! My balls! Wait, where is my balls? I can still surgically
reattach them!" (finds his balls) "Oh, there you are, my sweet babies! Come to
papa!"
The bullet keeps bouncing on stainless steel and hits Sephy's balls.
Sephiroth: "AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!"
Then the bullet bounces on stainless steel and hits Sephiroth's head.
The end!
Moral: Life isn't fair. So get over it!
---
Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/21/2004 7:14:12 PM | Message Detail
haha that was a funny one yoohoo
And here is the rest of my short stupid blooper I changed somethings in it
though
In Midgar
*Cloud, Tifa, and Barret are walking down the road*
Cloud: What a fine day.....
Barret: Shut up ***** *slaps Cloud with his "gun"*
*Sephiroth is walking down the road*
Cloud: Hey Seph I want to have a word with you
Sephiroth: Shut up ***** *slaps Cloud with his "sword"*
*Sephiroth continues to walk down the road*
Cloud: **** it *runs towards sephiroth and cuts his "sword"*
Sephiroth: ARRRGGGHH my balls! *kneels over crying*
Cloud: Shut up ***** *slaps Sephiroth with Sephiroth's "sword"*
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 9:32:05 AM | Message Detail
Was my blooper really that bad? Well here is the
SILENCE BREAKING POLKA BAND!!! THE SILEN.....**** it *drops mic* I'm out of here
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 4:48:08 PM | Message Detail
OH god, that was pretty damn funny, talic. The one
with the "swords"
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 4:55:37 PM | Message Detail
Thanks masterbahamut. And when are you going to
finish the silence breaking polka band blooper?
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 4:56:06 PM | Message Detail
Coincidentally, right now
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:09:11 PM | Message Detail
I'm almost done, but I think it sucks
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:12:56 PM | Message Detail
If you made it then it should be really funny
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:25:36 PM | Message Detail
You have far to great an opinion of me.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:32:56 PM | Message Detail
You're just being modest
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:35:11 PM | Message Detail
With popular demand, I believe I can finally post
The Silence Breaking Polka Band Blooper!!!
Cloud claps in the distance and yells faintly: Yay
There's a stage with one red light and a blinking white light on it. Two people
are in the audience
Person 1: Uh, Why are we here?
Person 2: Part of the conditions for the Time-Share
The Assistant Director walks up on stage
A.D: Man, the things I'll do to keep moldy bread on my broken table. That FInal
Fantasy thing took too much out of me.
1 & 2: Hurry up, we wanna get this over with!
A. D.: Oops, uh, I have a script I was going to... ah, here it is. ahem! Hello,
and welcome, to Cloud Are Smart band, the greatest new Cloud are hotter den soup
in the business. The stars are Cloud, the hot one, and Cloud are better than
everyone else, and Why are you reading the other names. WE hope you have a good
time at Cloud the sexy one's phone number is..... wait, what is this???
1 & 2: Hey, hurry up all ready!!!
A.D.: Eek, uh, sorry about that.......
^.^
A.D.:What the hell is that thing?
^.^:I do believe your the announcer now, so....
A.D\\/\\\------------
Announcer: Hey, I liked i...... never mind. Anyway, before some other little
munchkin shows up, lets continue.I now present the Silence Breaking Polka
Band!!!!
1 & 2: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Cloud, Yuffie, and some drunken hobo appear:
Cloud: Groovy!!!
Yuffie: Cloud, I thought we said you wouldn't use archaic terms!
SDH: Whoah........ spinning colors......
Cloud alright, lets get this starte...... hey, where are you going?
1: An Accordion.... a Banjo..... and....... a floozie?!?!??
SDH: Yeh, baby, you know I like it... oh, whoops, where's my kazoo?
2: Yeah, we're gone.
Cloud: WAIT!!! I need money!!! start playing!
A sound much like nails scratching on a chalkboard, cats screeching, Glass
shattering, T.V. Static, and President Bush talking (Shudder) starts
1 & 2: God, damn, that sucks!!! oh NO!!!!!!!! THE DOOR IS STUCK!!!!!!!!!!JESUS
SAVE US!!!!
Yuffie: Hey, I have an idea!!
Announcer: That's a first
To Be Continued
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:36:26 PM | Message Detail
Hey, Talic, I have AIM, so maybe we can talk to
each other with instant messaging. And masterbahamut07, I doubt that it will
suck.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:37:06 PM | Message Detail
Part 2
---Yuffie: Why don't we just keep playing until they give us all there materia???
Announcer: Why materia, why not money? Man, my ears hurt
Cloud: No, I've got an idea! Why don't we just keep playing until they give us
all their... materia??? no, wait, their money!!!!
1 & 2 throw all their money on stage, and fall to the floor in fetal positions.
Now, for the odd ending that makes no sense....
Cloud: Wow, look, there's enough money here to do anything!!!
Yuffie: Great, now we can steal your materia
Cloud: What?
Yuffie: Uh, do stuff!!!
SDH: Wrong!! because, in the contract with my uncle
Cloud: Who's his uncle?
^.^: Hohoho, it is I, the amazing ^.^
Cloud: How do you pronounce that???
SDH: AHEM!!! it says, right here, that only nephews of the amazing ^.^ can Cloud
are a sexy beast. Also, if that sentence couldn't be read, the money goes to
anyone with a name that starts with an Cloud is better than himself. If this
sentence cannot be read, the money goes the the Announcer....
Announcer: YES!!!!
SDH: If she has big yams. Hey, my floozie was an announcer, sort of, so...
Two Weeks Later
Announcer/A.D./D.A.: Well, here I go to another job. Thank god, no Cloud this
time. Where am I going? uh, lets see... the FFVIII Filming set to be an extra
for Adel..... who's that?... there it is... Oh, no, is that...
Cloud: HEy! remember me?
Adel Extra: Unfortunately
Cloud I'm here to supervise the Adel extra, and by the look of your papers,
that's you! great, huh? And Yuffie is a Selphie Extra, and Tifa is a Rinoa
Extra, and...
Adel Extra: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
The End
That's the best I could do...... I was running out of ideas
"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:37:37 PM | Message Detail
Well, since both of you are here, tell me what you
think
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:40:32 PM | Message Detail
It was good. Nice job.
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Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:42:43 PM | Message Detail
Meh, I've done better
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:43:44 PM | Message Detail
Which one of my Bloopers is the best one?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:45:04 PM | Message Detail
That was soooo funny masterbahamut!
A sound much like nails scratching on a chalkboard, cats screeching, Glass
shattering, T.V. Static, and President Bush talking (Shudder) starts
I almost pissed my pants when I read that part.
Yea yoohoo just tell me you aim name I'm dominator300
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:48:12 PM | Message Detail
The character deaths was really funny yoohoo
What is my best blooper guys?
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:48:30 PM | Message Detail
mine is in my profile, btw, haha not funny65.
Okay, I know that you know that my sn is wierd... I just feel like having that
one.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:48:46 PM | Message Detail
I liked the character deaths one also
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:49:33 PM | Message Detail
i forgot all about that one
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:50:16 PM | Message Detail
I think I liked your swords one the best
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:52:54 PM | Message Detail
I just changed my public e-mail to my current one,
which is nememorifacias07@hotmail.com. Please put your gamefaqs sn in the
subject, or I won't know who you are
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:53:03 PM | Message Detail
Swords? I gotta check that out... I never knew I
posted a Blooper like that.
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Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:55:50 PM | Message Detail
no, talic did one with swords
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:57:42 PM | Message Detail
He was talking about my last blooper yoohoo
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:57:47 PM | Message Detail
masterbahamut, i have a favorite for yours. the
bad news is that it is in the First Bloopers topic. The good news is that Defcon
stored it in his site.
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Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:59:24 PM | Message Detail
Oh... Talic, I like that one and the scratching
one.
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Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:00:51 PM | Message Detail
what's your favorite of mine? I wanna go read it
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:02:50 PM | Message Detail
I thought that the scratching one was terrible.
Anyway it's really odd that all three of us are on at the same time.....I mean
in like 30 mins the blooper topic has like 24 posts in it
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:05:12 PM | Message Detail
lol.... anyway, it has occured to me that none of
us are all on at the same time
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:05:41 PM | Message Detail
i'll give you a link later. I'm going to make an
ID in http://mike.warpedbelief.com/boards/. Defcon signed there too.
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Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:12:32 PM | Message Detail
Well, see ya. I'm off to go do something to pass
time. Hey, have either of you tried visualboy advance?
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:14:13 PM | Message Detail
http://www.ilstu.edu/~cmstale/
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Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:15:12 PM | Message Detail
No masterbahamut and I've never even heard of that
before
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:17:29 PM | Message Detail
its an emulator. It's like Gameboy Advance, but on
computer.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:19:09 PM | Message Detail
oh, and yoohoo, that site you gave a link for, the
one you said defcon was on? I signed on as nememorifacias07
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:24:11 PM | Message Detail
Yea I signed on too. My name is Talic300 (mostly
so I don't get confused)
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:24:44 PM | Message Detail
I signed as FinalFantasyFreak65.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:26:17 PM | Message Detail
I see talic is there, using Talic300 again as a sn
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:28:42 PM | Message Detail
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From: MasterTiamat07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:48:11 PM | Message Detail
Hey guys, who can guess who I am?
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:53:05 PM | Message Detail
Masterbahamut.......
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From: MasterTiamat07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:56:20 PM | Message Detail
Wow, I didn't think it would be that obvious....
well, for a while, I'll mainly post from this account, while still building
karma on the other one
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Guy
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 7:01:35 PM | Message Detail
I'll just call you master then.....You should get
aim master
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From: MasterTiamat07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 7:11:53 PM | Message Detail
....... whoah, why does everyone call me by
bahamut? 4 other people on different boards all said they were used ot callling
me bahamut
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 7:16:45 PM | Message Detail
Well you name has had bahamut in it for a
while now so it's only natural
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 7:24:04 PM | Message Detail
I guess that makes sense
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 7:27:04 PM | Message Detail
Are you tryng to make me look good or like an
idiot?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 7:36:12 PM | Message Detail
Nothing like that I was just pointing out the
obvious that's all 8)
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 9:03:32 PM | Message Detail
I'm getting a little..... shall we say, weirded
out... by being called master. I thought people would only call me that if I
started a cult.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 9:30:20 PM | Message Detail
Ok then what do you want to be called? And yea I
found it really weird to call you master also
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/23/2004 10:26:37 AM | Message Detail
Just call me bahamut still, even if I'm in the
other account, because master is making me scared.
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From: MasterTiamat07 | Posted: 6/23/2004 10:32:21 AM | Message Detail
I also just realized.... even Defcon calls me
bahamut..... man, what drug are you guys on and where can I get some?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/23/2004 1:40:23 PM | Message Detail
I'm gonna try to make another blooper. Mostly so
we don't have a full page without bloopers
Spoilers
Raid on 1st Reactor
Barret: OK set up the bomb
Cloud: Why don't you do it?
Barret: I have to make sure I can see your butt
Cloud: You have to make sure you can see what
Barret: Make sure that you do everything right
Cloud: OK.... *Cloud is setting up the bomb*
????: Watch out! This isn't a normal Reactor!
Cloud: Wh-wh-who said that? Are you God???
????: Y-y-yes! I'm God *snicker*
Cloud: Barret do you hear it?
Barret: Yes I do
Cloud: I know you hear it God, but Barret do YOU hear it?
Barret: Hahahahahahahahaha
*Cloud looks over and sees Barret laughing hysterically*
Cloud: You bastard! *He picks up Barret and tosses him into the mako*
Cloud: Lost another one to Diteck.......Uh I mean mako <_< >_> Yea mako.......
Oh man I can't be sued again!
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/23/2004 6:02:09 PM | Message Detail
Break Blooper
"Use the Force!"
Tough Guy appears.
T.G.: "Hey, you!"
Cloud: "..."
T.G.: "Yeah, you! Only tough guys are allowed in this place! So get outta here!"
(does a fighting pose) "Well, you're not scared of me, are you? Well, let me
show you what I mean!"
Cloud: (uses a force to hit T.G.'s balls)
T.G.: "My balls!!!" (torso starts to bleed) "You popped my balls!"
Cloud: (lifts T.G. up with the force)
T.G.: "Hey, put me down!"
Cloud: (puts him down and uses the force to smash him against the wall) (dips
finger in blood and writes on the wall, "Dumbass" and draws an arrow pointing to
T.G.)
The end!
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 7:53:30 AM | Message Detail
Break Blooper (again)
"Sweet Revenge"
Revenge...
Sweet Revenge...
Revenge is sweet...
Barret: (bumps into a wall and falls down)
Kid: (sees Barret on the ground and pokes his head with a stick)
Barret: (wakes up) "RRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRR!!!" (steals stick and hits the kid
with it) "How do you like it!?!?" (stops hitting) "Yeah, that's what I thought."
(gets a chainsaw and charges at the kid)
The End!
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Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 11:20:42 AM | Message Detail
MB07: Hear that? it's that sound again...... the
sound of Crickets chirping.
Cloud: where?
MB07: Whoah, WTF???
Cloud: Hey, where am I?
MB07: ......... uh, you're high?
Cloud: Nice try, but there are no floating orange bunnies around right now, and
those always appear when I'm high
MB07: Floating orange....
Cloud: You know what? You shut up
MB07: Well, it's a new drug.... uh, it's uh..... hold on, lemme go use my e-mail
Cloud: Hey, what's that say? "GameFAQS: Post Message - Microsoft Internet
Explorer" Wow, what a weird name
MB07: Okay, I'm back...... are you jack....
Cloud: *zips his pants up* NO!!!! WHo told you such a thing?!?!?
MB07: My eyes?
Cloud: Your eyes tell nothing but LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!
MB07: Uh, anyway, I found out what drug you're on....
Cloud: Really? what is
*gunshot*
MB07: ..........
Cloud: .......... You okay?
MB07: Yes.... Could you stand still this time?
Cloud: Whops, yuo missspeled mi nema
MB07: Actually, it looks like thats the only thing I spelled right
Cloud: No, you put "Could", the "L" should be right after the "C".
MB07: Hey, you know what? You're a file on my computer.......
Cloud: Hey, wow, a pop-up window on your computer.... what is this shut down?
MB07: Nighty night!
End
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 11:25:52 AM | Message Detail
You know what? I also decided it would be funny to
view.....
<u>Misspelled Word Suggestions</u>
MB07: MB 07, MB-07, MB, MBA, MAB'S, MOB'S, M'S, MN'S, NB'S, B'S, ME'S, MO'S,
MY'S, MA'S, MI'S, MU'S, MAB, MOB, BM, YB'S
Whoah: Whoa, Wh oah, Wh-oah, Who ah, Who-ah, WHO, Who, Whoosh, WA, Whir
highMB07: highboy, him, high, Hugh's, highs, hight, higher, highly, hum, Hugh,
HM, highway, Hume, home, hough's, highboy's, HMO, Ham, h'm, ham, height, hem
upMB07: upM B07, upM-B07, ump, PM, Pm, pm, puma, um, up, ump's, iamb, upon, UPI,
ppm, wpm, APB, RPM, UPC, UPS, rpm, ups, Pm's, puma's, imp, Pym, iamb's, IBM,
ppm's, umber, Pam, om, imp's, pub, upper, Pym's, amp, ape's, upped, IBM's,
opium, ABM, imper, umps, I'm, IMO, IPA, pump, upcome, uptime, Pb, Spam, dumb,
ism, numb, spam
mailCloud: mail Cloud, mail-Cloud, raincloud, Malcolm, Maillol, maillot, McLeod,
Marigold, marigold, manacled, alkaloid, Maillol's, cloud, milked, sailcloth,
maliced, millpond, mailed, malled, milled, mulcted, muscled
GameFAQS: Game FAQS, Game-FAQS, Games, Gama's, Game's, Gamers, Gammas, Gamma's,
Cameras, Gametes, Gambia's, Tameka's, Camera's, Gameness, Gamete's, FAQs,
Gambians, Gaffes, Kameko's, Omegas, James, Kafka's, Gaffe's, Gaffers, Gaffs,
Gages, Ganges, Guffaws, Amiga's, Gavra's, Gewgaws, Omega's
nameMB07: name's, namer's, name, namer, Nam's, named, names, Niamey's, Nome's,
namely, namers, named's, Mame, Namibia, Naoma's, Naomi's, Noemi's, Nam,
nameable, Niamey, mammy, Noam's
LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS: LEESE, LEESA, LIESA, LISSA, LEERS, LOUIE'S, LISS,
LEES, LESS, LIAISE, LIES, LEESE'S, LIAISES, LIER'S, LEESA'S, LIESA'S, LISSA'S,
LIONESS, LOESSES, LEE'S, LIE'S, LISSI, LISSY, LOUISE, LISS'S, LESSES, LEVEES,
LIEGES, LILIES, LOUISA, LOISE, LUISE, PEERLESS, VIEWLESS, LESSIE, LISSIE,
LIZZIE, LESSEE, LESSER, LESSOR, LIEU'S, LASSA, LOUIS, LUISA, LEERINESS,
LIONESS'S, LIONESSES, LENEE'S, LIEGE'S, LISE, LISSI'S, LISSY'S, LEECHES, LEIS,
LESSEES, LESSORS, LEVEE'S, LOUISE'S, LOUSIER, LEIA'S, LESA, LISA, LOIS, LUIS,
CHEERLESS, LASS, LEAS, LIFELESS, LIKENESS, LIVENESS, LOSS, LOUISA'S, LEEDS,
LEWES, LOISE'S, LUISE'S, LEADERLESS, LIAISED, LIONISE, LES, LESSIE'S, LIBBIE'S,
LILLIE'S, LINNIE'S, LISSIE'S, LIZZIE'S, HEELLESS, LEANNESS, LEASE, LEI'S,
LESSEE'S, LESSOR'S, LICHEE'S, LOITERERS
Whops: Whips, Whoops, Wops, Whip's, Wop's, Wh ops, Wh-ops, Who ps, Who-ps, Whop,
Hops
missspeled: misspelled, misapplied, misspells, misspell, misspend, misled,
dispelled
nemaMB07: Nam's, Neumann, Noam's, name's, Newman, Neumann's, Noami's, Nam,
Norma's, Newman's, Emma's, Mame, Noam, mama, name, numb, beam's, imam, mamba,
mambo, Namibia, Naoma's, Naomi's, Noemi's, namer's, Ema's, Neb's, Norman,
lemma's, Mamie, Noami, mammy, namer, NIMBY, Norma, enema's, named, names, nimbi,
nomad, Mame's, mama's, Niamey's, imam's, nearby, Emmi's, Emmy's, Lamb's, Neal's,
Neda's, Neva's, iamb's, jamb's, lamb's, maim, momma, ream's, seam's, team's
rightCloud: right Cloud, right-Cloud, raincloud, nightclub, rightly, eightfold,
ridiculous, righted, ridiculed, rightful, retold, rightward, cloud, rainclouds,
rightmost
Nighty: Night, Naughty, Nig hty, Nig-hty, Nigh ty, Nigh-ty, Nightly, Mighty,
Nightie, Knight, Nights, Eighty, Naught, Nought, Nifty, Bight, Might, Nit,
Knightly, Nigh, Nighty's, Nutty
newgrounds: new grounds, new-grounds, Negroids, grounds, ground's, regrinds,
gerunds, undergrounds, reground, Negritudes, grinds, Negroid, negroid, grounders
AND don't you people DARE get mad at me, this stuff was SUGGESTED to me by your
own damn website, as errors in my previous blooper!!!
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof
on newgrounds
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:06:25 PM | Message Detail
No seriously bahamut what are you smoking?
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your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:14:09 PM | Message Detail
That's exactly what I asked myself
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So in closing, learn how to speak English, you fat bastards, and get off the
freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:39:22 PM | Message Detail
Wonder what yoohoo will say
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freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:44:35 PM | Message Detail
Dunno. Who is going to make the new blooper topic?
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your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:47:32 PM | Message Detail
............ I guess I could, I'm (according to
you and yoohoo) The most prestigious blooper maker left....
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So in closing, learn how to speak English, you fat bastards, and get off the
freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:51:17 PM | Message Detail
Wonder what yoohoo will say
Good question.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:53:20 PM | Message Detail
Well, did you read my newest crap?
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So in closing, learn how to speak English, you fat bastards, and get off the
freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:54:09 PM | Message Detail
Yeah. It was brown.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:55:58 PM | Message Detail
That would've been better if I had said "Have you
seen my newest crap?"
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freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:57:35 PM | Message Detail
^^^ Exactly. It's brown.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:58:24 PM | Message Detail
Not to mention you make the least amount of
bloopers 8)
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your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:58:30 PM | Message Detail
lol. So, what do you think of my new blooper, and
the uh....... spelling corrections, I guess you could call it
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So in closing, learn how to speak English, you fat bastards, and get off the
freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:59:45 PM | Message Detail
I told you, it's brown.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:01:09 PM | Message Detail
You could just post a Blooper instead of that
spelling error thing, masterbahamut07.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:02:22 PM | Message Detail
What's your favorite color? no wait, lemme
guess.... chartreuse?
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So in closing, learn how to speak English, you fat bastards, and get off the
freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:03:29 PM | Message Detail
I did post a blooper, but I got such a kick out of
the spelling corrections they gave me, I thought you guys would too
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So in closing, learn how to speak English, you fat bastards, and get off the
freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:04:44 PM | Message Detail
Well aren't we just a big family?
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your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:06:00 PM | Message Detail
3 people. Thats big.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:06:06 PM | Message Detail
Let's all sing and hug and sit around the big
miscolored and disconfigured dinosaurs.
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So in closing, learn how to speak English, you fat bastards, and get off the
freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:12:26 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, uh, I can delete that if you guys want me
to.
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So in closing, learn how to speak English, you fat bastards, and get off the
freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:15:23 PM | Message Detail
If you do I will cry.....
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your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:19:12 PM | Message Detail
In the train graveyard...
Cloud: "Trains!"
Tifa: "How are we going to get through these?"
Aeris: "Dunno."
Tifa: "You dumbass, there is a ladder in front of you!"
Aeris: "Where?" (rubs eyes) "Oh, there... I see it now."
Director: "(A.D., never take her to an eye doctor. Maybe she'll bump into a
sword next time...)"
A.D.: "(Let's just hope that she does.)"
Then the gang encounters ghosts...
Ghost: "BOO!"
Cloud: (screams like a girl and runs away)
Aeris and Tifa: "..."
When they see the train that you go in to move it...
Aeris: "Okay, I'll be making sure you drive well, okay, Cloud?"
Tifa: "Are you sure you can drive this thing?"
Cloud: "Sure. Observe." (gets in the train, drives it, and train hits Aeris)
Aeris: "CLOUD!!!"
A.D.: "(Is he a drunk driver?)"
Director: "(Must be from all that urine he drunk at Tifa's bar.)"
A.D.: "I wonder what could possibly get worse..."
Cloud: (crashes into another train, and gets out)
The train explodes.
Director: "(Thats it. I'm calling 911.)"
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:27:18 PM | Message Detail
Well, since my last blooper was spontaneous, and I
have lost my crazy for now, I guess it'll be a while before my next blooper,
which I hope will finally have my random element
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So in closing, learn how to speak English, you fat bastards, and get off the
freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:33:18 PM | Message Detail
Yea what happened to that?
From your old bloopers
*suddenly a huge ball of fire erupts from Cloud's direction*------Close to it,
but not the actual thing
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your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:35:47 PM | Message Detail
Oh, that. I believe it was
Suddenly, a huge burst of fire erupts from Cloud's direction
It was Cloud setting a bird on fire for looking at Tifa
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So in closing, learn how to speak English, you fat bastards, and get off the
freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 7:44:48 PM | Message Detail
Talic, how often do you check your e-mail?
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freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: FF VII Cloud | Posted: 6/25/2004 8:01:01 AM | Message Detail
okay.... i found a semi-blooper in
Metalgearsolidboy's topic....
read my sig......
*leaves in shame*
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God: The Planet is dyin Jesus we got to do somethin about it!
Jesus: All I want is my money. (FFVII)
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:58:12 PM | Message Detail
Hey guys, I just made my homepage, you guys are
welcome to come whenever you want.
http://www.freewebs.com/yougotohellandyoudie19/index.htm
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So in closing, learn how to speak English, you fat bastards, and get off the
freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:51:55 PM | Message Detail
What, was he referring to the part where Cloud and
Barret are talking?
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freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/25/2004 2:53:16 PM | Message Detail
Not that often....Should I
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your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: HardcoreGamer179 | Posted: 6/25/2004 4:16:22 PM | Message Detail
*in a battle in
Cactus Island or
watever its called*
Tifa, Cloud and Barret
Cactus:1000 nails!
Tifa:this guy nailed me!
Cloud + Barret:Lucky Bastard........
I know this sucks but Im trying to keep this topic alive
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Rexus:um..you 2 are..French(Jedi mind trick)
2 soldiers:AHHHH,WE SURRENDER.-Armed and Dangerous
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/25/2004 4:20:29 PM | Message Detail
1st off it's Cactuar Island
2nd off it 1000 needles
3rd if you're going to make a blooper get everything right
And with that said....I thought that it was a pretty funny blooper
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your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: irule90210 | Posted: 6/25/2004 4:50:39 PM | Message Detail
This blooper takes place in CA
Cloud:Hi Im Jony Noxville and welcome to Jackass.
*Cloud his Wall on skate board*
Director:What an Asshat.
Barret:Hi im Bam margera And today were gonna play some Skateboard Sleding.
*barret walk up to hill and puts circle sled on skate board and come down hill.*
Barret:Holy (*%*^%*^ *Hits Factor X jump at 35 Mph and flies 15 and crashes in
to car*
Director:Im gonna make millions of these ^&&*^%$&%.
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If you mod me suffer the consequences!!!
From: HardcoreGamer179 | Posted: 6/25/2004 4:56:29 PM | Message Detail
Im gonna try another blooper and if Im incorrect
about anything feel free to correct me( I havnt played this game in a very long
time,and oddly enough this is my fav. game)
In Don Corneos room
As don picks tifa
Cloud:you Mother ****** why didnt you choose me?what I wasnt pretty enough for
you *pulls down his dress and shows of his *sword*
Aeris + Tifa: 0_0
Don: : ) .................
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Rexus:um..you 2 are..French(Jedi mind trick)
2 soldiers:AHHHH,WE SURRENDER.-Armed and Dangerous
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/25/2004 5:02:05 PM | Message Detail
That was harsh, Talic. but uh, neither of the
three bloopers posted there were that great.... sorry for my criticism.
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freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/25/2004 8:21:20 PM | Message Detail
I thought that the bloopers were funny, but I
don't like thing that are incorrect......or something like that I can't of the
right word
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your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/26/2004 8:30:09 PM | Message Detail
here's a dumb blooper
Somewhere....
Cloud: I'm Cloud Strife *****
Barret: HHHHWWWHHHAATTT?
Cloud: I'm Cloud Strife *****
Barret: HHHHWWWHHHAATTT?
Cloud: I'm Cloud Strife *****
Barret: OOOOKKKKAAAAYYYY!!
I told you it was dumb
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/27/2004 2:04:12 AM | Message Detail
lol... oh, god, what, have you been watching Dave
Chapelle?
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freaking cell phone. Por Favor
From: HardcoreGamer179 | Posted: 6/27/2004 9:11:55 AM | Message Detail
Bump
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Rexus:um..you 2 are..French(Jedi mind trick)
2 soldiers:AHHHH,WE SURRENDER.-Armed and Dangerous
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/27/2004 5:48:00 PM | Message Detail
No I just didn't want to say bump
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/27/2004 11:14:05 PM | Message Detail
.... well, where did you get that from then, cuz
I've heard that lil John joke only on his show....
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I created the "We" as a method of counterattack. And guess what? It works.
From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/28/2004 8:23:47 AM | Message Detail
Well I have seen the Dave Chapelle show. And that
is where I got it from
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in
your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/29/2004 1:54:04 AM | Message Detail
Here's a bumpish blooper
Cloud: Hey, whoah, look, a pink bunny!!!
MB07: Why do I continue to hang out.... holy son of my mother, there it is! An
actual pink bunny!!!
Tifa: Hey guys, whatcha watching, and why isn't it my two bouncy babies?
Cloud/MB07: We're looking at a pink bunny
Tifa: That is the most absurd.... wow, it really is a pink bunny....
Barret and Red: Hey guys!
Barret: What are all three of you watching?
MB07: A cute, bouncy little pink bunny
Barret: Holy ^&$*ing *&!@!!!! There's a real live pink bunny!!!
Red: Oh, come on, how can all three of you be succumbing to Cloud's disease?....
hold on.... I see it too...
Vincent: ..... Um, I thought you guys said that MB07 and Cloud were just getting
off to go on a hike through the mountain to get materia, not sit around... Hey,
look! A Pink Bunny!!!
All of them watch the pink bunny for a while, until...
Cid: Um, have any of you seen Cait Sith and Yuffie?
MB07: Nope, we're watching a pink bunny
Cid: ..... Oh... um, did you realize, that's Yuffie and Cait Sith having sex
over there?
*crickets chirping*
MB07: JESUS CHRIST, MY EYES!!!!
Tifa: Oh god, just when I was getting wet by being near Cloud and MB07
Barret: I thought I was dirty before, but this?!?!?
Red: I think I'm gonna throw up...... *vomit*
Vincent: Oh, god, that's just sick and disturbing, and I thought I was used to
that by now...
Cloud: Huh....... Still, better'n cable
Everyone looks at each other: True....
And they all sit back down to watch the "Pink Bunny"
Fin
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From: Pooky909 | Posted: 6/29/2004 1:02:38 PM | Message Detail
can someone help me find a funny sig from ff7?
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/29/2004 1:08:17 PM | Message Detail
^^^ Look at the bloopers and make one. I got mine
from one of my Bloopers. Also, in your sig, tell us what the sig came from. I
didn't put that in mine, because I got my sig from my blooper. Here is an
example.
Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the director) - yoohoo65's Blooper
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: excelerator3F | Posted: 6/29/2004 1:16:25 PM | Message Detail
Um yeah but that isn't really funny...pretty much
nothing here is, and the ones that are wouldn't make sense in a sig, nobody
would get it.
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President of the Ex Academy
From: DARKCLOUDSTRIFE55 | Posted: 6/29/2004 1:22:12 PM | Message Detail
Sephiroth:It will rain your blood today Cloud
Cloud:That's nice but I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Getting people to do what you want is merely a matter of telling them what they
want to hear.
From: irule90210 | Posted: 6/29/2004 2:37:42 PM | Message Detail
Cloud:Hi im Jony Knoxville and today were gonna do
some Ding dong ditch,Jony Knoxville style.*Bam,Steve-o wee man and Jony puts on
roller skates*
*They walk up to a house and ring the door bell and grab on to the car and take
off people come out and chase them in a car*
Cloud:(as jony knoxville)shoots Bottle rackets at them and they get away.they
all let go and crash in to trash cans.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/29/2004 4:30:41 PM | Message Detail
Hey, you know what? Pink Bunny was funny in it's
own way, so shut the **** up!! Oh, and remember, in my first bloopers, Cloud had
a Book called "WHy you should look both ways before crossing the Street"? I
think that's the topic of my next blooper
Also, before you criticize our work, well hey, at least we're doing something.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/1/2004 12:20:52 PM | Message Detail
You tell him bahamut....or something like that.
I've been busy lately so I haven't had a chance to make another blooper. So
don't expect one soon, but if you're lucky you'll get one......oh and if you
didn't notice this post is really just a long bump
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your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/2/2004 10:36:06 AM | Message Detail
Great the topic is dying again.....
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/5/2004 1:31:47 PM | Message Detail
After being away for a couple of days I was
expecting SOME posts to read, but there is nothing. This topic really IS
dying......
Oh and Bahamut can you access hotmail.com? I tried, but it won't open
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your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn
From: irule90210 | Posted: 7/5/2004 4:00:48 PM | Message Detail
Red XII:Hi im wee man and today Bams gonna grind a
rail while on sled on top of a skateboard.
Barret:Hi Im bam margera and God help me*
down a hill and grinds the rail success fully grind it and then hit a cement
wall.*
Cloud:Lets take this trash can over the rail.
*Cloud and Cid get on trash can and go over the rail.Then crash half way
across.*
Cid:Hi Im stevo and damn that was a bad idea.
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From: PS2MAN121289 | Posted: 7/5/2004 4:29:46 PM | Message Detail
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v61/Seymour/WCM.jpg
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"The weak shall perish. The strong shall triumph. Prevail over my sword and I
shall grant it to thee. For honor...let us fight!"~Odin
From: scorch2085 | Posted: 7/5/2004 9:31:08 PM | Message Detail
OK. here's one:
<The scene where Aeris is bein' chased by shinra troopers>
Aeris: AAAAAH!!! CLOUD!!! HELP!!!
Cloud: Wait a minute!
Cloud climbs the stairs, reaches the 1st barrel. A menu appears:"Push barrel".
Cloud tries to push the barrel, but fails.
Cloud: rrrrggghh!! What the...!!! Stupid thing's stuck!!!
Director: I told you, you idiot!! Push it w/ your whole body!!!
Cloud(pushes again): It still won't budge!!!....huh? What's with all these
itsy-bitsy rock thingys?
Director:(Oh, so that's where all the sand from
Costa Del Sol
went.) OKAY!!! WHO'S THE WISE GUY??!!!
Cloud: Crappy piece of....
Aeris: CLOUD!!! HELP!!!!
Cloud: Wait a minute!!
Aeris: CLOUD!!! HELP!!!!
CLoud: I SAID WAIT A MINUTE!!!!
Aeris: CLOUD!!!! HELP!!!!
Cloud: SHUT UP, YOU DUMBASS!!!
Cloud steps back, kicks the barrel, and trips.
Cloud: whoops!!! uh-oh. what in the....AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Cloud falls and rolls over the shinra troops.
Shinra troopers: EEEYYYAARRRGGHHH!!!
Director: Whow. Were they supposed to make that much noise?
Aeris: My hero!!!
Director: (Man, that was way cool than my script. Gotta raise the pay of the
sand wise guy.)
Yeah, I know it sucks. This is just my 2nd time to post a message here. Sorry.
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Remorse always saves itself for last. -Anonymous
From: irule90210 | Posted: 7/6/2004 9:16:31 AM | Message Detail
Rufus:Hi Im Rabb Himself and God Kill me now.
*falls into a pit of cactuars*
Rufus:Holy **** What the **** Where you thinking
Cloud:Hi Im jonny
Knoxville and Im gonna go save him.
*jumps in and Cactuars use 1000 needles.*
********* Catus
*Uses jackass3 on cactuars*
*cactuars are engulfed in total stupudity*
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From: BubbyDude | Posted: 7/6/2004 12:03:13 PM | Message Detail
[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
From: DARKCLOUDSTRIFE55 | Posted: 7/6/2004 12:05:08 PM | Message Detail
Barret:To run press the X button
Cloud:What X button?!
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Getting people to do what you want is merely a matter of telling them what they
want to hear.
From: CyberCube | Posted: 7/8/2004 12:05:32 AM | Message Detail
Director: And... Action!
Aeris: *Looks at the script*
Script: Aeris turns to Cloud and says "This guy are sick."
Aeris: (Somebody must have made a typo.) This guy is sick.
All: Huh??
Cloud: Is? What are this... is?
Director: Aeris, what are the matter with you?
Aeris: Wha...
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Idea for a G Gundam episode. Domon: Kyoji! Kyoji! *looks behind couch* Marioooo...
From: hamster destroyer | Posted: 7/8/2004 11:54:56 AM | Message Detail
bump
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I dont care what you do much less the idiotic way you do it
Vincent Valentine
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/9/2004 3:27:40 PM | Message Detail
Did everyone go on vacation or something? Well
don't expect and bloopers from me for a bit....I just want to be lazy right now
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From: irule90210 | Posted: 7/10/2004 5:21:23 PM | Message Detail
Ester: Press the O button to make a Chocobo
Sprint.
Cloud:Wheres the circle button?
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Grand theft Elmo:Vice Micky
From: V i n c e n t | Posted: 7/10/2004 8:09:39 PM | Message Detail
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From: outoftune | Posted: 7/10/2004 8:37:16 PM | Message Detail
(at the scene in wall market where cloud eats
Korean BBQ)
cook: Here you pay first.
cloud hands over the gil
cloud is served
cloud eats
cook: So, how was it?
cloud: I've had better dog food...uhh..ow...my stomach...
cook: quick! someone get this guy some digestive!
cloud: cant...I already gave it...to some guy...for perfume...
cook: ??
director: This isnt in the script...CUT!
cloud: (on the ground) OWW!!
director: is he gonna be alright? what meat did you use? did you cook it
completely???
cook: i assure you, it's been cooked thoroughly...
director: crap...someone get me the phs from scene 28. I need to call the
doctor.
-on the phone, yelling at doctor, suddenly cusses loudly-
assistant director: what happened?
director: my call got dropped. i forgot this is 1997, the only celphone tower is
in los angelas.
barret: I pity da foo who don't use 1800-collect
carrot top: yeah! just dial down the center...
barret: quit yo' jibba jabba! *BANG*
carrot top: ouchie wa wa!! (dies)
director: carrot top..? ****!! I knew there was a reason I told him to stay in
that %&^%**^ tube...we just lost our elanor...
cloud: please...help...me...
barret: that carrot top was wack. that was the wrong collect call number. next
time use 1800 collect. save a gil or two!
director: get me a payphone!
cloud: <coughs up blood/bbq sauce> ugh....
director: hello? what?!?! accept the charges!! someone's gonna die if you
don't!!
aeris: Hi everyone! I'm here!
director: I already pressed 2, you stupid $#$$&!
aeris:(who does not see phone in director's hand) WHAT DID YOU CALL ME??
director: that's it. im gonna talk to a real person!
aeris: oh that's real nice. now the directors being racist too. well just
because im an ancient doesnt give you rights to discriminate who here is a real
person!
director: -hangs up phone- BARRET! your special number is being screwy. YOU'RE
FIRED!!
cloud: oohh....need....immoduim....
aeris: (full of rage towards director's racism) Oh! now you think you can just
fire anyone that isn't your race?? Well you won't get me! I quit!
director: Who was that? is someone talking? I could've sworn that was a person
talking. oh well...
aeris: GWWRRRFFFFHHHHAAAAAA!!!! (runs toward director with a basket of flowers
and the princess guard)
(...then trips over cloud)
cloud: eerk...
aeris: walk it off, wussy!
cloud arises and begins to shuffle around the studio
aeris continues her rampage toward the director
...see next post
From: outoftune | Posted: 7/10/2004 8:37:34 PM | Message Detail
director: Oh hi Aeris! I got good news...
aeris: shut it, racist pig!! (swings stick)
director ducks
aeris: (realizing she tried to kill someone) oh...my gosh...im so sorry...oh my
gosh...
director: well, dont' let that happen again. im docking your pay next time.
aeris: ok sorry. you said you had good news?
director: ah...no. it's nothing big....
aeris: oh ok. well if you need me ill be in my trailer. (gives director a flower
and walks off)
director: (to assistant) ok forget that scene change. kill her off.
assistant: right.
cloud: hey guys...im feeling a bit better now. i just have a crippling pain in
my lower abdomen now. the walking is helping though...
director: wonderful. well we're not having them cater anymore.
cloud: word...
director: can someone get rid of carrot top please? he's starting to smell like
almonds...
cook: I got him. (stuffs him in freezer)
cloud: well, lets just continue with the part where i dress like a girl.
director: okay. are you sure you can go on?
cloud: yeah im good. it'll go away.
director: and...ACTION!
aeris: you look so beautiful, miss cloud...
cloud: why thank you I...oh man...OW...
director: CUT! what's wrong cloud?
cloud: (face turns red) hit the deck!
aeris: what deck...?
cloud rips the most massive fart in FF history.
entire cast and crew passes out.
cloud:...guess this means i can finally walk around the studio without pants on.
oh wait...i just felt some brown materia coming on...and it's not fully mako-energy
concentrated!!!
barret: das right *cough* you feel me coming on *cough* to KILL YOU!
cloud: not quite...i got some no. 3 to take care of. bye! (zoom to the bathroom)
barret: oh my ****, aeris isn't breathing! I need to call a doctor!
---
1...2...5! (three sir)...3!
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
From: Shadow Flare13 | Posted: 7/10/2004 9:36:18 PM | Message Detail
"Director: And... Action!
Aeris: *Looks at the script*
Script: Aeris turns to Cloud and says "This guy are sick."
Aeris: (Somebody must have made a typo.) This guy is sick.
All: Huh??
Cloud: Is? What are this... is?
Director: Aeris, what are the matter with you?
Aeris: Wha..."
LOL! I was actually laughing my ass off when I saw that.
---
"Oh yeah, hurry through, the island's calling, I don't mind these walls or any
obstacles"--Shadow (Rhythm and Balance SA2:B)
From: irule90210 | Posted: 7/11/2004 10:21:29 AM | Message Detail
Hojo:Hi Im Eric and this is downhill card game.
*Puts a table and a chair on skateboards and plays solitare*
Hojo:Yay!
*after saying yay he hit a jump and crashes into the table and gets up*
Hojo:Ow.
Director:What a asshat
---
Grand theft Elmo:Vice Micky
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/11/2004 10:24:10 AM | Message Detail
Oh noes....yoohoo and bahamut abandoned me and the
blooper topic!!11!!1!1!!1!1!
*Goes somewhere*
---
WTF is the point of no return? - KingBlue1333
The big smoldering pit with stairs going into it... You can't miss it. -
Balrog5272
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/11/2004 10:53:25 AM | Message Detail
Well I am bored so here is a really stupid blooper
Spoilers
When the party meets Vincent
*Cloud and Company walk into the room*
Cloud: Oh Coffins!!!!
Tifa: Ugh it smells like ass in here!
Red: Well this room IS filled with dead bodies.....
????: What do you want?
Aeris: W-wh-who said that
Barret: My "gun"...*Rams Aeris*
*Cloud does a back flip*
Cloud: Suck it *****!
Cid: WTF? *Slaps Cloud* Shut up you ****ing moron
Cloud: OwWwWwWw! *Runs into a coffin*
????: Jesus ****ing Christ! Can't a guy get some sleep?
Aeris: W-wh-who said that?
Cid: My "Spear"....*Rams Aeris*
????: (Thinking) What ****ing morons...
????: *slams open the lid to the coffin* Well Hel---*the lid smacks back on top
of ????*
*???? slams open the lid again*
Cloud: *still running around* Hey bud---*Gets clotheslined from the coffin lid*
????: Hello my name is Vincent
Aeris: W-wh-who said that?
Vincent: ME! *rams Aeris*
Cloud: Well hello......Wanna join our group?
Vincent: Well OK!
Cloud: Yay OnE mOrE bUdDiE!!!!!
Vincent: *does a back flip* Yea *****!
Cait Sith: I like men!
Tifa: Who the **** are you?
Cait Sith: I'm Cait Sith.............I joined your group....
Cid: *Slaps Cait Sith* Shut up *****
Cloud: Looks at Cid....Hey who are you???
Cid: Oh noes they found me out! Initiate self destruct code 739F3DF7'ed. *Runs
away*
Cloud: What a nice fellow......
*Cait Sith blows up*
Cloud: Meh....let's go....
*Cloud and Company leave*
Told you it was stupid
---
WTF is the point of no return? - KingBlue1333
The big smoldering pit with stairs going into it... You can't miss it. -
Balrog5272
From: irule90210 | Posted: 7/13/2004 8:21:51 PM | Message Detail
Bump
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[This Signature was ate at the request of a moderator or administrator]
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/14/2004 11:39:47 AM | Message Detail
Wow this is REALLY dying....
---
WTF is the point of no return? - KingBlue1333
The big smoldering pit with stairs going into it... You can't miss it. -
Balrog5272
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/15/2004 5:32:10 PM | Message Detail
Wow...
---
WTF is the point of no return? - KingBlue1333
The big smoldering pit with stairs going into it... You can't miss it. -
Balrog5272
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/16/2004 2:41:33 PM | Message Detail
One post a day keeps the mods away.....
---
I beat that big tanker all night long baby! - Coltscatch88
Well I beat off to that big tanker all night long. o_O - VladTaltos
From: Hamlet324 | Posted: 7/16/2004 11:54:12 PM | Message Detail
Not sure if I'm allowed to post here, I assume I
am, but whatever.
Cloud: Alright, let's check out this new summon, huh? What's that say on the
bottom?
Tifa: It looks like "Hades".
Cloud: Hades? Nice. God of the Dead and Hell should do quite nicely. Let's
see... ah! A Vlakorados!
Cid: This better ^#&(@%$ work, Cloud. This guy are strong.
Director: Didn't we use that line already? Hell, roll with it.
Cloud: O God of all darkness and damnation, I call upon and beseech you. Smite
down this foul beast that stands between us and our mission!
Tifa: Uhh... you seem a bit too used to this whole "Calling upon dark gods"
thing. Shiva, Ifrit, and Ramuh I could understand, but
Cloud: Silence, sexy mortal!
*Four pillars fly out of the ground and are surrounded by a circular field of
energy. A skeletal being rises from the underground, bringing with it a
smoldering, black cauldron. With a few motions and incantations, things fly out
of the cauldron at the Vlakorados, silencing and toad-ing it, doing 4034 damage*
Cloud:...
Cid: What in the seven hells was that?
Cloud: I think we just got gipped. All that virgin sacrifice was for nothing?
Damn you Hades! I gave you Aeris! The least you could do is instantly kill and
take with you an extremely annoying creature that serves only one, unneeded
purpose!
*Yuffie disappears in a puff of sulphurous yellow smoke, screams of the
tormented damned echoing through an instantaneously opened and closed rift in
reality*
Tifa: Cha... you know what? Uh-uh. I've had it. Screw this, I'm going to discuss
support materia with Lulu.
---
Don't be such a pansy. It's just a little fireball.
--Meathorse, zero-effect.net
From: Robshi | Posted: 7/17/2004 2:38:20 AM | Message Detail
(Spoilers)
*At Wutai, where Yuffie takes you into her home to get back the stolen materia,
or so you think*
Yuffie: It's the lever...on the left. *sob*
*Cloud pulls the lever on the left, bringing a cage down over Barret and Red
XIII*
Yuffie: Hahaha! The materia's mine! If you wanna get your materia, you gotta
steel it! Haha! Get it? Steel?
*She runs off, Cloud pulls the lever up which frees Barret and Red*
Cloud: I wonder what the other lever does...
*He pulls the right lever, which brings the cage back down on Red and Barret*
Cloud: What is the point of having two levers that do exactly the same thing!?!?
Red XIII: In case one breaks?
Cloud: ...
---
Mario: Yoshi! Do you have to eat everything?!
Yoshi: No, I leave some for you.
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/17/2004 12:17:21 PM | Message Detail
No Hamlet324 anyone can post here......And good
job with the blooper. Pretty funny
---
Who the **** is going to rob two black guys holding pistols sitting in a car
that's worth less than your shirt - Sol (Snatch)
From: tierza89 | Posted: 7/18/2004 10:59:46 AM | Message Detail
Tifa: God cloud! we've been through at least 20
hours of gameplay and your hair is still sharper than yuffie's shuriken! how do
you do it?
Cloud: Ahhh the miracle of Rave 4x4 extra hold hairspray
From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 7/18/2004 12:16:37 PM | Message Detail
Barret: Hey, You read my latest crap?
Cloud: Yeah, it was almost as brown as you.
In other words... Bump.
---
Many destinies can be changed. Some can not.
No matter what I do, My destiny shall always have a dark future...
From: irule90210 | Posted: 7/18/2004 2:35:54 PM | Message Detail
*Cloud runs in to a mcdonalds and take a person
food and arrets it.*
---
Rock n' Roll thunder complements of Jack Dustmen.
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/19/2004 4:24:10 PM | Message Detail
Another useless post from me.....
---
Who the **** is going to rob two black guys holding pistols sitting in a car
that's worth less than your shirt - Sol (Snatch)
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/19/2004 8:41:14 PM | Message Detail
I'm here, but my internet crapped out for a while.
Sorry about that, I made a semi blooper to make up for it
MT07: Uh, where the **** am I???
Cloud: Hey, who are you?
MT07: I'm the guy who F'ed yo mama!
Cloud: But my mom's dead....
MT07: Oh, crap, sorry, I didn't mean to..
Cloud: You killed my mommy!!! *pulls out sword*
Barret: No, Cloud that was Sephiroth!!
Cloud: *swings sword to Barret* You killed Sephiroth!!!
Tifa: No, Cloud, that was you!
Cloud: *swing it to Tifa* You killed me!!!
MT07: *grin* No, that was Aeris
Cloud: *running away* I'll kill you Aeris!!!
MT07: That was too easy
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http://www.freewebs.com/yougotohellandyoudie19/index.htm - My website
From: Zeon4ever | Posted: 7/20/2004 11:06:30 AM | Message Detail
On break Cait Sith walks over to Cid.
Cait Sith: Hey man.....how much you getting paid?
Cid: 75k.....why?
Cait Sith: Wha....!! I'm only getting 30! What the hell
Cid: Well I thought I make the least...you should talk to the director.
Cait Sith walks over to the director.
Cait Sith: Hey man....whats the deal with my pay?!
Director: Well....lets review this. Cloud..typical hero guy with a great
storyline, uses a sword. Barret, kick ass gun arm. Tifa, Aries and Yuffie...self
explanatory. red XIII, come on he's a talking tiger! Vincent mysterious story
and uses sweet guns. Cid....majpr jelp for props, Highwind, Bronco and he uses a
spear.
Cait Sith: your point?!
Director: We really don't need a big....."moogle" thing with a megaphone in our
movie.......*points to the bus your going to be starin ina new movie*
Cait Sith: *mumbles to himself and walks into the bus*
Quina(FF9): Hey Cait!!
Cait Sith: ......what the? *Sees a sign* E! True
Hollywood: FF
Charecters who never made it....was it weight or a dumb weapon.
Cait Sith: Life sucks
LoL best i can think of. Cait Sith rules by the way hehe >_<
---
Hail Zeon
From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 7/20/2004 11:19:45 AM | Message Detail
*Spehiroth Stabs Aerith*
Cloud: I'll Kill you!
Sephiroth: You can't touch me! Diplomatic immunity!
*hands papers to Cloud*
Cloud: Well, I'll be damned......
Sephiroth: That's the point.
*Sephiroth stabs Cloud, picks up papers and walks away*
---
"God is dead." -Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." -God
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/21/2004 1:49:37 AM | Message Detail
In the summer, I'll be posting Summer Bloopers for
your entertainment!
*spoilers*
Cloud: "Hey, everyone! Lets go to the FFVII beach!"
Cid: "I'm on it!"
Tifa: "Yeah! Maybe we'll see girls in bikinis!"
Crickets: *chirp*
Red XIII: "Well, anyone have a car?"
Cloud: "Well, I'm afraid that Aeris crashed and died yesturday. She was on a big
road with lots of signs and warnings. There was no traffic jam-"
Vincent: "Traffic jam very delicious. Traffic jam more delicious than strawberry
jam."
Everyone: "..."
Yuffie: "We should probably wait for a taxi then. (Crap! I get carsick!)"
1 week later...
Barret: "FINALLY! Theres a taxi!" (waves hands)
Sephiroth (Driver): "(Why the hell does he wave his hands so stupidly?)" (drives
to the gang)
Cloud: "Take us to the FFVII beach."
Sephiroth: "I'm afraid its destroyed. The lifeguard is dead and-" (gets hit in
the head and dies)
yoohoo65: "Its open." (wipes the blood off the fist with Sephiroth's uniform)
"And let me drive. I'm a much better driver than Sephiroth. If he drove, then
you guys would've ended off like Aeris."
Everyone: "(End up like Aeris???)"
Cloud: (takes yoohoo65's hand) "Please drive. I don't wanna be in hell with
Aeris!"
yoohoo65: "Okay. And if you don't stop holding my hand, I'll open the sunroof
and throw you under the tires."
Cloud: (lets go of yoohoo65's hand)
Sorry. I know it sucks.
---
Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 7/21/2004 11:42:01 AM | Message Detail
Lol, That one was almost as good as Pink Bunny!
---
Many destinies can be changed. Some can not.
No matter what I do, My destiny shall always have a dark future...
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/21/2004 1:21:39 PM | Message Detail
Another waste of a post blooper (From me....)
Spoilers
Costa Del Sol
*Cloud and the gang walk into the City*
Girl 1: Liek Oh ma God!!!Cloud!!!!11!!1!Shift+1!! I love you!(And she says a
bunch of other stuff, but I don't have the Patience to think of it)
Cloud: Uh....Thanks? *Gives Girl1 a hug* So what's your name?
Girl1:......
Cloud: Oh god She's DEAD!!!!
Red: Um Cloud? She's actu----
Cloud: SHHHH Red DON'T TELL ANYONE I KILLED HER!!!
Barret: Damn Cloud. Don't yell...
*Cloud starts running in circles while holding Girl1*
Cloud: Oh god what am I gonna do? *begins panting*
Girl2:*sees Cloud holding Girl1 and walks toward them* Hey Steph---
*Cloud cuts off her head*
Cloud: DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!! So much death!
*Cloud is covered in blood while holding two girls a his bloody Buster Sword*
Cloud: I'm gonna die....
*Cloud begins walking*
Guy: *Bumps into Cloud* Hey man watc---
*Cloud stabs him in the leg*
Cloud: Not again!
Guy: ****! Man that REALLY Hurt!
Cloud: AH an undead!!!!
(To be continued)
I'll finish it with my next post
---
Who the **** is going to rob two black guys holding pistols sitting in a car
that's worth less than your shirt - Sol (Snatch)
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/22/2004 6:53:33 AM | Message Detail
Pretty funny, Talic.
Anyways, I'm not back from vacation, but I am still posting Bloopers. I'll be
back from vacation on August.
---
Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/22/2004 7:04:59 AM | Message Detail
In the FFVII beach...
Cloud: "It sure is hot in here..."
Tifa: "Well, duh! Lets get some ice cream!"
Cloud: "Well, no." *sucks Tifa's boobs*
Tifa: "Not again..."
Cloud: *stops drinking* "Ahh... That was good." *looks around and sees people
looking at him*
yoohoo65: "Uhh... What did you just do?"
Later...
yoohoo65: *looks at Cid on rocks* "Hey, you! Get off the rocks! HEY! I said get
off the rocks! GET OFF THE ROCKS NOW!!! Oh, no..."
Cid: *jumps off the rocks and hits head on rock*
yoohoo65: *looks at Cid* "Grrr..." *runs on the sand, snatching a backboard on
the way, throws backboard in the water and dives in the water* *swims in the
water, gets Cid, gets back on the surface of water, swims to the backboard,
places Cid on it, ties him up on the backboard, puts bands and pads on him*
Cid: *wakes up* "Don't let me die here..." *dies*
yoohoo65: "NOOOOOOO!!!"
Cid (not really dead): "Dude, you've just been punk'd!"
yoohoo65: *looks at Cid and goes to him*
Cid: "Yeah, dude. We've got you good! I'm actually fine! I never hit my head on
anything in the first place! Even the blood is fake! Now, can you get me off
this? The bands are very tight. Man, you were really serious!"
yoohoo65: (flips over the backboard upside down and leaves)
---
Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 7/22/2004 7:38:22 AM | Message Detail
*extreme spoilers*
*Aeris' death scene*
Sephy: *stabs Aeris* Mwahahaha!!!!! I have finally killed her! The hindrance of
my grand plan of global domination! I 0wnz!!!! Gahahah!!! Can't you see this
pathetic little girl? She's dead! Hahahaha --- what? Why aren't you emoting or
something?
Cloud: WTF do I care? Why would even an ordinary slum flower girl be joining my
party fighting you anyway? All she does is carry a stupid stick and bump it on
enemies in a flashy style that doesn't almost do any damage at all! That's it,
I'm resigning.
Director: Cut, cut, CUT!!!! WTH d'you think you're doing? You've ruined
this scene! I couldn't afford to pay any more girls to get stabbed right on the
spot! You better do something about this before I kill you!
=1 hour later....=
*Aeris' death scene take 2*
Sephy: *stabs the person who replaced Aeris* Mwahahaha!!!!! I have finally
killed her! The hindrance of my grand plan of global domination! I 0wnz!!!!
Gahahah!!! Can't you see this pathetic little girl? She's dead! Hahahaha ---
what? Why can't my sword go through your body?
Aeris (played by Cloud): Why would a cheap, plastic, dull, stupid-looking sword
stab my back by someone like you!??!
Cloud (played by Red XIII): (What am I doing in this soldier uniform?)
=======================================
Someone please kill me now. I know it's lame.
---
"You didn't claim to love the darkness. Don't go and dwell there for a minute."
-Alucrad ;-)
From: niels | Posted: 7/22/2004 1:08:37 PM | Message Detail
bump
From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 7/22/2004 1:31:25 PM | Message Detail
Random Encounter No. 128
(2 Gremlins and a Sculpture appear)
Cloud: "Whoah, look at that Tifa. Monkeys!"
Tifa: "Cloud, concentrate on Sephiroth..."
Vincent: "Shut up, Tifa. You think Cloud has had enough of thinking about
Sephy?"
Tifa: "Ah, whatever."
*Squall appears out of nowhere, runs around in a Picturesque manner, makes
figure 8s across a lake, jokes about the fundamental flaws in humanity, heads
for Tifa's purse, steals 50 Gil, then vanishes into thin air*
Tifa: "Oh, shoot, where'd he come from?"
Vincent: "You got SQUALL'D."
Tifa: "What? Why?"
Cloud: "Here little monkeys! Oooh oooh Ahhh Ahh!"
Gremlin: "Just 4 Kids...."
Cloud: "...Island!
OOOOH OOOH..."
Vincent: *sweatdrop*
Vincent: "Well, Tifa, Squall has a special copyright on the 'W-word'. He can
legally steal 50 Gil from you if you say it."
Tifa: "Mmm, man! That was a whole 50 GIL!!!"
Vincent: "You're right. We would have to sell 50 of our finest Items and Materia
to replace it."
Tifa: "How 'bout 41 Turbo Ethers, all 8 of our Ultimate Weapons, and Knights of
the Round when we get it?"
Vincent: "Sounds good to me.....oh, LOOK OUT!"
Gremlin: "***** **** **** *******!!!"
(Words visibally appear and start circling Tifa)
Tifa: "What's this supposed to do? Just some visual incarnation of some cuss
words? No biggie.....OOOOWWWWW!!!"
600 damage
Vincent: "You crying?"
Tifa: "*sniff* Yes. Suddenly I feel so [Sad]."
Vincent: "Well, I gotta movie to go to. See ya."
*changes into Hell Masker, then heads toward the studios that create Jason
films*
Tifa: "I'll...miss..you *sniff*. Oh, what's the point in going on Cloud?"
Tifa: "Uh, Cloud?"
Cloud: "oooh oooh ahhh AHHHH!"
(the Sun starts to rise)
Cloud: "Oooh...oooh...AAAAAAAAH!!"
(the Sun appears to be rising above the Sculpture)
Cloud: "AAHHHH AHHHH OOOH OOOH!!"
*starts bowing to the 'Monolith'*
*touches it*
*is frightened*
Cloud: "AHHH AHHH AHH!!!!"
Tifa: "Cloud! Snap out of it!!!"
(Gremlins start to dance around it, also)
(Cloud searches around and finds a bone)
*picks it up*
*starts smacking some dead skeleton*
Cloud: "AHHH OOH OOOH!"
*2001 Space Odyssey music plays*
FIN
---
Rest in Peace, HAITICHILD...
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/23/2004 5:42:52 AM | Message Detail
Cloud: *gets in the water for fun* "Hey, the water
is all white! Tifa!"
Tifa: "Whoops..."
The water then changes yellow.
Cloud: "Now what happened? Cid!"
Cid: "What? It was cold, so I had to warm the water up!"
Then the water changes brown.
Cloud: "Ewww... Barret!" *looks and sees the remains of Barret*
Vincent: "I knew it. He is made of crap. All of them do."
Abus (blitzball player from FFX): *appears* "Grr..."
Vincent: "Heh heh... Whoops. Sorry about that."
Abus: "You die." *dives in the water and slowly melts*
Then the water turns black.
Vincent: "I knew that would happen."
Raudy: *appears* "Grr..."
Vincent: "Whoops... Sorry about that."
Raudy: "You die..." *dives in the water and slowly melts*
Then the water turns green and everyone in the water dies.
---
Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 7/23/2004 6:05:47 AM | Message Detail
LOL at MetalGearSolidBoy!
Tifa: "*sniff* Yes. Suddenly I feel so [Sad]."
=-
Vincent: "You're right. We would have to sell 50 of our finest Items and Materia
to replace it."
Tifa: "How 'bout 41 Turbo Ethers, all 8 of our Ultimate Weapons, and Knights of
the Round when we get it?"
---
"You didn't claim to love the darkness. Don't go and dwell there for a minute."
-Alucrad ;-)
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/23/2004 6:28:46 AM | Message Detail
Shadow Edge, you should compliment yourself too. I
like that blooper of yours.
---
Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 7/23/2004 7:59:01 AM | Message Detail
[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 7/23/2004 7:59:56 AM | Message Detail
Ah well... I wrote that in 5 minutes. Thanks
though. Maybe I'll spend some of my free time writing bloopers. *finds a new
hobby*.
Yours are lots funnier. :)
---
"You didn't claim to love the darkness. Don't go and dwell there for a minute."
-Alucrad ;-)
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/23/2004 4:30:40 PM | Message Detail
Well it seems things are sorta back to normal.
Anyway This is a serious post (Or at least I'm going to try and make it serious)
OK Well i thought you guys should know that starting Monday I'll be in physical
therapy for 6 weeks and beginning August 2 I have soccer camp. So I will
probably not post bloopers here for a while, but I'll try to.
Oh and enjoy the rest of the summer guys......
(And I'm still going to post here whether you like it or not)
---
Who the **** is going to rob two black guys holding pistols sitting in a car
that's worth less than your shirt - Sol (Snatch)
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/23/2004 11:34:12 PM | Message Detail
(And I'm still going to post here whether you like
it or not)
I'm glad:)
---
Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 7/24/2004 4:44:46 AM | Message Detail
*extreme spoilers!
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Aeris' Death scene, Part 2
Sephiroth: What?!?! How dare you! I used my life savings of 50 gil to buy this
sword!
Aeris (played by Cloud): 50 gil?!?!?! WTF? You work in a junkshop or
something?
Sephirtoh: Shut up, you --!
Aeris (played by Cloud): Why would I even take orders from a garbage collector
anyways?!
Director: (What the hell?)
Sephiroth: I said SHUT UP!!!
Aeris (played by Cloud): sblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl--
Sephiroth: ****!!!!!! (limit break bursts and mutilates Aeris' (Cloud's) insides
and kills her (him)).
Director: *flashes up a sign board* "Follow the &)*#&)@%&) script! I can't
afford any more cuts!!!"
Sephiroth: "..." At last! Success is now at hand!
Cloud (played by Red XIII): Uhhh... I don't care whatever you want, woof! My
throat is dry, my tail is burning, my paws are hurting! She'll no longer smile,
be angry nor make me hotdogs! Well, see you later then...
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"You didn't claim to love the darkness. Don't go and dwell there for a minute."
-Alucrad ;-)
From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 7/24/2004 4:45:29 AM | Message Detail
*mild spoilers*
==========
Cloud: All right everyone? I finally bought a copy of 'Final Fantashy VII" we've
been saving all our gil for!
(Everybody cheered)
Aeris: Quick! Let's start playing now! Insert the CD in our PS1.
Red XIII: I'll do it. *opens the CD case and tries to hold the CD) Hmm... I find
it too hard to hold this thing with my paws. I guess I should just hold the CD
by biting it.
Everyone: Nanaki, no!
(Cid flayed Red XIII in the body and leaves him dead)
Vincent: Good. Just let him play dead for a while. Then we can just use a
Phoenix Down on him.
Barret: !^$)^)*#@)$(@^%) dog! We should've gave him to the Midgar Dog Pound ages
ago. I guess I should insert the CD inst--
(Cloud chopped off Barret's left arm)
Barret: !)^*%(!_*($*%!!!! What the hell did you do that for?! I'll need to pay
for another gunarm attachment!
Cloud: Had to let that happen. You might've shot our CD to pieces. Just cast
Stop on it to stop the bleeding.
Barret: grrrrr....
Yuffie: You sound like Reddy now.
Tifa: Be strong Barret! Be strong!
Barret: "..."
(they started playing...)
Aeris: Wow, why am I there?
Everyone: Whatever.
Yuffie: Oh no, a soldier!
Aeris: Quick! Attack him!
(Tifa punches Cloud on the back)
Cloud: What?!?!
Tifa: Aeris told me to attack the soldier, so...
Cloud: ...
Cid: ^)*#%@!*_%*@$!!! That character's name's Cloud. Now that )%@*^#_^*@ monkey
called 'Barret' joined him.
Barret: Who're you calling 'monkey'? (aims gunarm at Cid)
Cid: That %)&@)%(#*$@ character.
(Play resumed)
Cloud: Damn it. Cloud just got killed.
Tifa: Use a
Phoenix Down then.
Cloud: *looks at "Items"* I don't have any.
Aeris: Well that stinks.
Vincent: About not having a Phoenix Down?
Aeris: No... not that. I meant Reddy. He's rotting already.
Tifa: Oh who cares. He always drools on the poster of my hero 'Sephiroth'
anyways.
(play resumed......)
Cloud: Oh no! A Guard Scorpion!
Cid: Make the ^)*@)%*@)^ gorilla shoot that electrical monster.
(Barret shot the PS1)
Cid: Holy Christmas.... why the hell did you do that for?
Barret: You told me to sho--
(Vincent shot Barret on the back and killed him)
Tifa: Sigh..... now what?
Aeris: Let's use a Phoenix Down on Red now.
Cloud: Darn it, I just sold it to buy some Megalixers for 1 gil apiece.
Vincent: Well that stinks.
Aeris: About not having any spare Phoenix Downs?
Vincent: No, I meant Red XIII. He isn't red anymore. His body is turning green
now...
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It isn't good, is it?
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"You didn't claim to love the darkness. Don't go and dwell there for a minute."
-Alucrad ;-)
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/24/2004 5:43:28 PM | Message Detail
I'm ****ing bored
---
Badass Mother 4000 - Twice as fast as you ass!
Now carefully agitate the HELL out of this snake!
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/24/2004 7:01:10 PM | Message Detail
Okay, Pink Bunny and Paranoid...... I like those
two. I need another one, because these keep cracking me up.
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I smell a dirty diaper... oh, god, why does that turn me on? - Stewie, Family
Guy
From: Sun Tzu010 | Posted: 7/24/2004 8:11:38 PM | Message Detail
Ill try my hand
at this.
Spoilers
.
.
.
.
Safer Sephiroth battle
* Bizzaro Sehpiroth Transforms into Safer Sephiroth*
Barret " Holy **** Sephiroth put a shirt on, your making my eyes bleed. "
Sephiroth " Muahaha! You all shall be Smited! .... Smitten... smoted? **** It
your all gunna DIE!"
Tifa: " he looks tough, how are we guna beat him? "
*everyone huddles together*
Red: " His head is most likely his weak spot, if we hit that we will .... CLoud
Where the hell are you going? "
* Cloud picks out a rock and hurls it at Sephiroth's Head *
Sephiroth: OW, Wtf! Cloud you ass! That ****in hurt!
*Barret pulls cloud back into the huddle as Seph throws a tantrum about his
bruised face*
Barret : Good job Mr. Hero, you went and pissed him off!"
Cloud: " Whats today? "
Barret: ... ?!
Cloud: " I have to take out the trash Thursday, If i dont i will be in trouble.
"
Barret: "Cloud, shut up. Everyone else, we need a plan. Any ideas?"
* Sephiroth Returns with a bandaid and Nerosproren *
Sephiroth: " Wth is going on? No huddles allowed unless im invited!! "
* Cloud Stick his head out of the huddle and sticks his tounge at sephiroth *
Sephiroth: " Thats your ass!!! SUPER NOVA!!!! "
* An over Exaggerated cutscene plays and the sun gets near. *
Tifa: OMG, Is it over?!
Barret: Gawd ****it man, hurry the **** up!!
Red: Uh, whats that?
* Red tries to point at the approaching sun, but figures out he cant point,
cries, and commits suicide *
Sephiroth: MUAHAH! Now you all die! ...... Ow. OW IT BURNS! Holy hell it BURNS!"
Everyone but tifa " HOLY ****in ****!!!
Tifa: Sacred Fornicating feces!!!!
Barret: Damnit girl dont you know how to curse??!?
* Everyone is engulfed in the sun *
Cid " WHY THE **** AM I A FROG??!?!?!
The end. Comments question or stupid remarks?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/24/2004 8:14:55 PM | Message Detail
Holy **** that was funny!
Cid " WHY THE **** AM I A FROG??!?!?!
Funny......
---
Badass Mother 4000 - Twice as fast as you ass!
Now carefully agitate the HELL out of this snake!
From: Sun Tzu010 | Posted: 7/24/2004 8:18:09 PM | Message Detail
Thank you. I might do another one later.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/25/2004 1:10:50 AM | Message Detail
...... Why was he a frog, mommy?
Because he takes it up the ass.
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I smell a dirty diaper... oh, god, why does that turn me on? - Stewie, Family
Guy
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/25/2004 7:26:04 AM | Message Detail
One of the most funniest bloopers I saw in this
topic.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/25/2004 7:26:31 AM | Message Detail
Don't worry, Bahamut. You're still a good blooper
maker.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/25/2004 7:41:30 AM | Message Detail
Uh here's my blooper of the day (Maybe week)
*Cloud is walking down the street*
Cloud: Life is good.......
People in the background: Yay yay yay!
Cloud: This is fun!
People in the background: Yay yay yay!
Cloud: *Looks down* My anus is bleeding!!!
People in the background: Yay yay yay!
Cloud: *Begins to run around* MY anus IS BLEEDING!!!
People in the background: Yay yay yay! *People begin to dance*
Cloud: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY......MY ANUS IS
BLEEDING!!!!!
People in the background: Yay yay y---*People in background drown from Cloud's
blood*
Cloud: I think I need a band-aid.....
Like you could do any better.........
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Badass Mother 4000 - Twice as fast as your ass!
Now carefully agitate the HELL out of this snake!
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/25/2004 8:00:33 AM | Message Detail
Talic, I'm starting to miss you and your bloopers
now...
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I like sports.
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/25/2004 8:03:59 AM | Message Detail
Talic, I'm starting to miss you and your bloopers
now...
Exactly why is that? Is it because they make you feel funnier? Or not...I'm just
wondering really
Buttsecks............................................................................what?
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Badass Mother 4000 - Twice as fast as your ass!
Now carefully agitate the HELL out of this snake!
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/25/2004 9:57:25 AM | Message Detail
Oh and just to tell you guys....I won't be back
home until Monday, but I have physical therapy at 3:30 so I might be back at
around 5:30 EST.......
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Now carefully agitate the HELL out of this snake!
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/25/2004 12:35:15 PM | Message Detail
that was pretty funny talic..... got me to
laugh.... YOu know what? as soon as I figure out how to make flash, I'm going to
turn Pink Bunny into a movie..... yup.... a movie.... you heard me.... seen far
and wide and acknowledged as a piece of crap by all!!!!
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I smell a dirty diaper... oh, god, why does that turn me on? - Stewie, Family
Guy
From: OmegaSephiroth2 | Posted: 7/25/2004 12:50:55 PM | Message Detail
Sephiroth kills Aerith
Cloud: How could you, You *******
Sephiroth: Cause i Felt Like it!, You wanna Fight, you spikey headed Freak!?
Cloud: GO ahead, You start!
Sephiroth: Yo mommma So fat, She played Emerald Weapon in Advent Children
Cloud: Yo momma so ugly, she petrified Midgar
Sephiroth: Yo momma So poor, I gave her a fire materia and she sang "Clap your
hands, Stomp your feet, Praise the lord, cause we have heat!"
Cloud: Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I cant beleive its not 30 command
materias in her face
Sephiroth: Yo momma's so stupid, she took 6 gils, jumped into the ocean, and
drowned.
Cloud: Yo momma's so ugly, She made onions cry.
Sephiroth: Yo momma's so poor, she raced a bronze chocobo at Golden Saucer.
Cloud: good one....
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"You will now shed tears in scarlet."- Vicious
Sit down! Shut up! And stare at her ass for 15 seconds.
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/25/2004 12:54:05 PM | Message Detail
nice yo mama jokes..... too bad they only apply to
FFVII.... until I rework them for my own twisted reasons....
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I smell a dirty diaper... oh, god, why does that turn me on? - Stewie, Family
Guy
From: OmegaSephiroth2 | Posted: 7/25/2004 12:55:01 PM | Message Detail
... They were my bloopers...
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"You will now shed tears in scarlet."- Vicious
Sit down! Shut up! And stare at her ass for 15 seconds.
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/25/2004 12:56:26 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, so? don't make me get Pink Bunny on your
ass!!!.... nah, just kidding, that's cruel beyond words....
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I smell a dirty diaper... oh, god, why does that turn me on? - Stewie, Family
Guy
From: irule90210 | Posted: 7/25/2004 1:12:09 PM | Message Detail
Cloud:Hi im Jony Knoxville and welcome to Jackass
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/25/2004 7:45:05 PM | Message Detail
I'm really intrested in yo moma jokes... What I
hate is that when I say them to someone, they would say, "Stop making fun of my
mom!" Omg... I mean I even tell them that its a joke, but they still refuse to
listen! I have 3 names for them. Momma's boy, joke hater, and dumb-ass.
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I like sports.
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/25/2004 7:48:18 PM | Message Detail
Yo momma's so ugly, She made onions cry.
nice yo mama jokes..... too bad they only apply to FFVII.... until I rework them
for my own twisted reasons....
Not all of them apply to FFVII. No offense, bud.
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I like sports.
From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 7/26/2004 5:55:21 AM | Message Detail
Cloud: What did you do that for?!?!
Sephy: Coz she annoys me, you spiky cloud idiot. You wanna duel with
me?!?!
Cloud: You're on!
*a stadium suddenly erupts out of nowhere!*
Cloud: I put this card on defense position and place a card under it. You're
next, white-haired grandfather of hell.
Sephy: Why you *****!!!! Now I play this Bahamut, King of Dragons, card on
Attack position and another card under that! BAHAMUT, ATTACK!!!!
Cloud: Activate, Reflect card!!!
Sephy: Damn, (Life Points decline by 1200). I put this card on Defense and
another card under that. Your turn, golden boy.
Cloud: I put this card on the Magic/Trap row. Now I turn this monster card of
mine!! Attack, KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND!!!!!!
Sephy: Activate ANTI-SUMMON FIELD!!!! Your KotR card has been destroyed! Now I
turn this card on for a direct attack! Stab him, Tonberry King!!!!
Cloud: Activate trap card, Great Gospel!
Sephy: You fool, Tonberry King's stab attack can destroy any trap cards when it
hits one! Nevertheless, it may have stopped my attack, ickle Cloudiekinns, but I
still can attack you next turn! Now I put another monster card on attack
position! Mover!
Cloud: (Damn, if this'll continue my LP would be zero). I play this card on
defense position and activate a magic card! Stop card!
Sephy: Nooooo!!!
Cloud: Yes, it'll prevent you from doing any moves for 3 turns. Now I can put
another card on offense! I turn this previous one card over! Attack, BAHAMUT
ZERO!!!!
Bahamut 0: *does flashy attacks*
Sephy: NO!!!!! (LP declined to 0)
======
I know it's boring. Another instant 5-minute blooper.
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Worst.Game.EVER! => "Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing"
No cops, no AI, no physics, you can pass through anything, same 20 second sound,
what else?
From: SaintXofXSwords | Posted: 7/26/2004 3:28:20 PM | Message Detail
Yu-Gi-Oh and FFVII... nice... Say, does anyone
know when Masterbahamut07 will be back on?
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"I will be the greatest swordsman in all of Sacae"-Guy, Fire Emblem
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/26/2004 3:35:00 PM | Message Detail
No I don't, why?
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Bad Ass Mutha 4000 - Twice as fast as your ass!
From: Stryke19 | Posted: 7/26/2004 3:42:40 PM | Message Detail
Sephy: No mister Cloud. Please, don't hurt me
Cloud: Sorry punk but you destroyed my hometown. Give me a *** reason why I
shouldn't use my Omnislash on you.
Yuffie: Kill the jerk, he doesn't deserve to live
*Legend of Dragoon's Dart pops in the 7th Heaven Bar*
Tifa: Whoa, look at 'em.
Aeris: Who is he
Dart: Y'can call me Dart
Yuffie: He's mine I say!
Tifa: Back off, I saw him first
Dart: lol Whoa, there's enough of me to go around.
Cloud: Hey, what about me.
Shana: *shocked* *Talking to herself, WTH is Dart doing. I thought I was his
childhood friend. But I guess not*
Cloud: Shana, you're not the only one.
Shana: Oh well *sigh*. Mind being my new boyfriend?
Cloud: Heck yeah.
Shana: *inner Shana: She scores again! ^_^*
---
Currently waiting for -
Star Ocean: Till
the End of Time (PS2) & Star Fox 2 (GC)
From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 7/27/2004 6:51:33 AM | Message Detail
From: SaintXofXSwords | Posted: 7/26/2004 4:28:20
PM | Message Detail
Yu-Gi-Oh and FFVII... nice...
I agree
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Many destinies can be changed. Some can not.
No matter what I do, My destiny shall always have a dark future...
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/27/2004 7:09:59 AM | Message Detail
I used to like Yu-Gi-Oh, but now I hate it. Its
old, boring, and the cards are expensive. I didn't even READ that blooper yet.
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I like sports.
From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 7/27/2004 12:21:09 PM | Message Detail
shut up.
---
Many destinies can be changed. Some can not.
No matter what I do, My destiny shall always have a dark future...
From: Xtreme Cloud | Posted: 7/27/2004 12:24:17 PM | Message Detail
Yugioh got his hair due from me.... that
poser..........................
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Your power is hidden within you. Don't be afraid to embrace it.- A.K.A
"Spikey21" *Don't mess with the AzN gangsta* :) "ONLY NERDS mod ppl!"
From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 7/27/2004 1:08:24 PM | Message Detail
You shut up, too. Yugi/Yami are even more original
than you!
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find it at the bottom of the list. Save the message boards!
From: illm | Posted: 7/27/2004 1:15:05 PM | Message Detail
You shut up, too. Yugi/Yami are even more original
than you!
may i plz sex you in the face?
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/28/2004 10:33:35 AM | Message Detail
Hey bahamut my website ****ed up....I deleted the
picture files and I didn't think the actual pictures would be gone, but they
are....And I don't have the patience to spend hours putting them back on...So
instead I'll give you links to good FREE sites......
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Gensou's Useless Poster. Be useless. Be very useless.
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/28/2004 2:01:43 PM | Message Detail
HELLO!?!?! THIS IS AN FFVII BOARD!!!
Damn you Talic!!..... No, I take it back, I'm sorry, it's just... You got rid of
the pictures..... How did oyu get them there in the first place?
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"We do exactly what we would do if this Q never existed. If we're going to be
damned, let's be damned for who we really are" -- Captain Picard
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/28/2004 2:21:53 PM | Message Detail
I did the image upload thingy(They were saved on
my pc).....
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/29/2004 8:36:03 AM | Message Detail
People still like Yu-Gi-Oh?
o_O
Anyways, Talic, I never knew you had a website.
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I like sports.
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/29/2004 8:51:49 AM | Message Detail
[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:14:26 AM | Message Detail
Well, back on the topic, I have NO ideas for a
Summer Blooper, so today, I'll just continue on the series.
*spoilers*
Tifa: "Yes! We made it! The pillar is standing!"
Cloud: "Wait a minute, wtf am i hearing?"
Aeris: "Gunfire???"
Cloud: "Oh, yeah..."
A fat shinra soldier gets shot and falls off the pillar.
Fat soldier: "OOF!!! What a hard landing! My legs broken! I'm bleeding!"
Then Wedge gets shot and falls on the fat soldier.
Wedge: "Phew! What a soft landing!"
Another fat soldier gets shot by Barret and the fat soldier falls on Wedge.
Fat soldier#2: "Phew! What a soft landing!"
Director: "(I like what I'm seeing.)"
Tifa: "(Hey, Cloud, lets leave Aeris here and get to the top to escape.)"
Cloud: "(Wow... You're actually using your head for once!)"
Smack!
At the top...
Reno (Counter Strike style): "The bomb has been planted!"
Barret: "Hi! I'm the camper!"
Smack!
The team fights Reno and wins.
Reno: (bumps into Tifa while running and jumps down the pillar to the
helicopter)
Then the helicopter arrives.
Cloud: "Hey, is that Aeris? Why did you save her??? Barret, shoot the bastard."
Barret: (shoots)
Tseng: "I wouldn't do that. You may make me injure our special guest..."
Aeris's head shows.
Cloud: "Hey! It's Aeris!"
Director: "I DON'T like what I'm seeing."
The helicopter leaves.
Barret: "No! The pillar is starting to fall! Lets use this wire and escape!"
The team escapes with the wire and the pillar starts to fall.
Fat soldier#2: (looks at the pillar falling) "NOOOOO!!!"
The pillar falls on Fat Soldier#2.
Pillar: "Phew... What a soft landing."
Please post your opinions on this blooper.
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I like sports.
From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/29/2004 2:42:15 PM | Message Detail
Cloud: Holy ****! it's Bahamut! he's on his
period!
Bahamut: Dammit, Cloud, I'm not having a period!
Cloud: But you described the symptoms of having a period! You're a ****ing
chick!
Bahamut: Grr.... I QUIT!!!
Tifa: What's going on?
Cloud: Bahamut's having menstrual cramps
Tifa: *smack* You bastard! *walks off*
Cloud: What'd I say?
Barret: Uh, you..... huh. I don't know.
Cloud: What in the where with how many cheerleaders?
Barret: WTF? Dude, lay off the pot.
Cloud: Get laid by a pot?
Barret: *shakes head and walks off*
Cloud: Why the **** should I try getting Bahamut to come back!?!?!
Red: Who mentioned getting Bahamut back?
Cloud: You wanna get behind Bahamut's back?
Red: *pounds Cloud* **** you!
Cloud: What am I saying that's pissing you off??
MT07: Dude... I know how you feel... one comment about a swimsuit model next to
Tifa, and POW.....
Cloud: *Beats the **** out of MT07* You keep your hands off Tifa!
Sucks, don't it? meh... I don't care
Bahamut: Hey, wait? We're going to end it without even trying to get me to come
back???
---
"We do exactly what we would do if this Q never existed. If we're going to be
damned, let's be damned for who we really are" -- Captain Picard
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:31:59 PM | Message Detail
Dang it... My blooper was bad... I used all my
brains for that blooper...
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I like sports.
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:33:31 PM | Message Detail
You guys try too hard.....I don't try at all and
look where it got me....
<_<
>_>
<_<
Somewhere
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From: excelerator3F | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:35:55 PM | Message Detail
*notices this is his topic*
*notices he hasn't posted in ages*
*notices it's almost hitting 500*
Well...this is unexpected.
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You have made me cold and cold I shall remain
Member in TCoO and President of the Ex Academy
From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:38:59 PM | Message Detail
I wonder what should I do? Play sports or post
bloopers...
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I like sports.
From: Lord Onyx | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:40:32 PM | Message Detail
Director: Okay thats the stunt. Does anyone have
any questions?
*Cloud raises hand*
Director: Yes Cloud?
Cloud: Does... Paris Hilton love PS2?
All: ...
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Total winnings: 1 pie, 3 cookies, Auron's Sunglasses, A date with Yuffie
R.I.P.-- Vegnagun, Ace32
From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:49:09 PM | Message Detail
Ex it's all because of yoohoo, Master_bahamut07,
and me.....WE post here just so we can be known for something I guess.....
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:50:18 PM | Message Detail
Oh and yoohoo do both.....I do (Not that anyone
cares)
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:53:55 PM | Message Detail
Here's another crappy one.
Cloud: Look! I'm Sephiroth!
Barret: Cloud... that's a Tritoch costume from FFVI
Cloud: *changes* Now I'm Tritoch!
Tifa: Cloud!!! That's Aeris' dress!
Barret: o-OOO-oh!
Cloud: Crap *change* Now I'm Aeris
Red: Hey! I'm not a coat!
Cloud: *changes* Now I'm a chocobo!
Tifa: Wait, aren't you going to try being Red?
Cloud: Tifa... you've got to free your mind... the Matrix has you....
Tifa: It does?
Cloud: Yes, Neo... I mean, Tifa..
Tifa: *runs and hides* Wah! Get it away!
Barret: WTF is "The Matrix"?
Cloud: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it
for yourself.
Tifa: STOP SCARING ME!!!
Cloud: I'm trying to free your mind, Tifa. But I can only show you the door.
You're the one that has to walk through it.
Barret: What the hell is this guy talking about??
Red: *Shrugs*
Cloud: Have you ever had a dream, Tifa, that you were so sure was real? What if
you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference
between the dream world and the real world?
Barret: Cloud... what are you on?
Cloud: The Matrix is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you
from the truth.
Tifa: WAAAAAH! STOP IT!!!
Cloud: You've been living in a dream world, Tifa.
Barret: *klonks him on the head*
Red: Finally... I thought he might actually find out about us.
Tifa: *sniff* What?
Barret: Don't worry... I don't know where he learned the truth, but he'll never
remember it again.
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I’m the lord & master, All of you are bastards, Worship me, Or I’ll stab your
eyes ‘till you bleed, I’m the lord & master
From: excelerator3F | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:54:19 PM | Message Detail
Meh, it'll be my first 500 topic on this board no
matter how many people posted on it.
*throws a party...or something*
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:57:57 PM | Message Detail
True Ex and Congrats I guess
And that was pretty funny bahamut
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:59:53 PM | Message Detail
Meh.... I thought it was a little funny....
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/29/2004 10:01:58 PM | Message Detail
OMG Bahamut had the 444 or the $$$ post!!!! IT'S A
SIGN!!!!!!
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From: jordandavis7 | Posted: 7/29/2004 10:03:13 PM | Message Detail
HAHA that was actually pretty good master bahamut.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/29/2004 10:03:44 PM | Message Detail
Dude, I've already got the cash.... *****!!!! Not
calling any of you that, just I like saying it... Inside The Matrix, they are
everyone, and they are no one. GAH!! TOO MANY MATRIX QUOTES!!!!
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From: Lord Onyx | Posted: 7/29/2004 10:32:50 PM | Message Detail
Nobody like mine :*(
</senseless excuse to add more posts to this topic>
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From: Lord Onyx | Posted: 7/29/2004 10:33:21 PM | Message Detail
Likes*
</more senseless excuses>
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/30/2004 7:35:57 AM | Message Detail
I look at that last one and wonder how I went from
Cloud dressing up as everyone and then going all Matrix on everyone....
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From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 7/30/2004 9:22:29 AM | Message Detail
Another Yu-Gi-Oh dueling blooper
(When Yuffie steals all of the materia for the Wutai sidequest)
Yuffie: Hey, over here! I've got all of your nice little materia...
Cloud: I'll Duel you to get the materia back!
Yuffie: Are you sure?
Cloud: Yeah, I'm sure!
Yuffie: Then Let's Duel!
*Dueling arena rises out of the ground*
Yuffie: I'll start by playing Mystery Ninja, in Stealth attack mode! And then,
I'll add to her attack points by 600 by playing the Rising Sun magic card!
I also Play this card face down to end my Turn!
Cloud: *Draws a Card* (Thinking) Hmmm... it seems that I have drawn the first
Knight of Knights of the Round. all I need are the other 4... Until then...
I play Dark Dragon, in attack mode!
Yuffie: Nope, I played a face-Down card, remember? I now use the face down card
that happens to be... Manipulate card!
Cloud: Oh, no! That means that you take control of my Dragon!
Yuffie: Wow, you only just figured it out? Don't state the obvious, you
spikey-headed Idiot! Now I attack your life points directly, with both MY
dragon, and my Mystery Ninja!
Cloud: Argh!
Yuffie: Your turn, loser!
Cloud: I haven't lost yet, Yuffie! *Draws a card* I use the magic card Haste,
which allows me to draw three cards! *Draws three more Cards* Hmmm... Another
one of the Knights... that's good... I play One Card Face-Down in Defense
mode, and I also play this card face down and end my turn.
Yuffie: I know your little strategy, Yu- I-I mean, Cloud! And to counter it, I
use one Magic Card Regen, which recovers my Life Points by 200 hundred per
monster on the feild for the next five turns! I also Play the Trap Card,
Despell! It Eliminates one Magic or Trap Card of my choosing on the feild! And I
destroy your Face Down Card!
Cloud: Hah! You've just Wasted your turn! MY face down Card was a trap card that
activates when another trap card is used! It allows me to draw Two cards per
monster on the feild for the remainder of the duel! I draw four Cards!
Yuffie: Damn you, cloud!
Cloud: Yes... Another Knight... I only need to draw two more and I will win
this duel! I Play this card Face down, and I summon Ifrit magic Card! It
increases all fire monster's attack and Defense points by 500, raising my
Face-down Defense-mode card's stats!
Yuffie: What the **** is he up to? I've heard of this strategy before, but I
just cant seem to remember it.... dammit Yuffie, think, think!
I play this Card Face-down, And I use the magic card Cure! It increases my life
points by 500, meaning I gain 900 Life points this turn! I also play Sense magic
card, which means you must flip Your defending monster face up!
Cloud: *Flips card face up*
Yuffie: A BOMB!!!???
Cloud: That's right, and it's special ability allows me to instantly destroy and
one monster instantly after two turns! I use it to destroy your Dragon!
Yuffie: Damn you, Cloud! Curse you to hell! I'll use my Mystery Ninja to attack
your bomb and destroy it! Mystery Ninja, Attack!
Cloud: Hah! I had another face down card, remember? It allows me to draw five
cards when my monster is destroyed! that adds to the other two cards I get to
draw thanks to my Haste magic card! *Draws seven Cards*
Cloud: ...... Well, it seems I win this duel! I have assembled all five cards
used to summon Knights of the Round, the Forbidden ones!
Yuffie:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: I win! Now, give me the Materia, Yuffie! ...... Yuffie? Dammit, Yuffie
ran away!
Tifa:(Sarcastically) Good Job, Cloud. But don't you remember? WE STILL HAVE TO
DO THE WUTAI SIDE QUEST, YOU IDIOT!
Cloud:......
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From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 7/30/2004 9:26:05 AM | Message Detail
There really should be 13 Knights, but whatever...
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From: Chaotic Warrior | Posted: 7/30/2004 8:23:18 PM | Message Detail
not bad bloopers. anyways this a bump
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From: OmegaSephiroth2 | Posted: 7/30/2004 8:53:40 PM | Message Detail
Here is some short bloopers
(Norther crater scene where cloud's party meets Rufus)
Barret: Its you! bang!
*Shoots Scarlet*
Rufus: Why the **** you did that for?!!!!!!!!!
Barret: Saves us the trouble of fighting Proud Clod later.
(End)
(Aerith's Death Scene)
*Sephiroth Stabbs Aerith
Cloud: OMG What the hell you did that for?! YOu are a Cruel *******!
Sephiroth: So?
Everyone:...
Barret: well you cant beat that logic.^^^
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Sit down! Shut up! And stare at her ass for 15 seconds.
From: excelerator3F | Posted: 7/30/2004 9:07:12 PM | Message Detail
I feel like, even though I don't participate in
the topic...I should start the next one.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/30/2004 10:08:25 PM | Message Detail
Ten bucks says at least one person wants me to.
I'm not volunteering, just betting.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/31/2004 2:54:50 PM | Message Detail
Well Ex if you posted more in this topic then I
would say sure....But I think either yoohoo, bahamut, or I should since we were
the ones who kept the topic alive
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/31/2004 2:56:09 PM | Message Detail
through thick, thin, and boredom.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/31/2004 5:13:03 PM | Message Detail
Though mostly boredom.
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From: excelerator3F | Posted: 7/31/2004 6:46:14 PM | Message Detail
Didn't say I was going to, nor that people wanted
me to, nor that it was the correct approach. All I said was that for some
reason(perhaps the fact that I hardly ever make topics on this board, and have
one close to hitting 500 posts), I felt like it would be weird to see it under
someone else's name. That's all.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/31/2004 6:55:49 PM | Message Detail
I get ya Ex.....But understand where my previous
post was coming from. You post here when no one else does. You don't even care
what people think about your posts and you don't want someone else to take the
credit of all your posts. Something like that
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/1/2004 3:47:12 AM | Message Detail
Dang, should I quit? I'm the worst blooper maker
here. Talic has improved a lot and masterbahamut07 is good as always...
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/1/2004 3:47:12 AM | Message Detail
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/1/2004 4:54:24 PM | Message Detail
No keep making them yoohoo. If you left there
would be hardly any bloopers...You make a lot more than bahamut and I put
together....So just keep making them
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/1/2004 8:15:14 PM | Message Detail
Mine are only better sometimes, when I can tap
into the woo power. Some people call it the insanity and the voices living in my
head, but SCREW THEM! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!
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From: MasterTiamat07 | Posted: 8/1/2004 10:03:05 PM | Message Detail
Let's attempt another one...
Cloud: Hey, I'm selling my ass for guys! I need enough money for the villa in
Costa Del Sol! Come on!
Tifa: Cloud? what?
Cloud: Tifa! There's a Tonberry behind you!!
Tifa: Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again. That's the excuse you used when
my panties were missing, when you were in bed with red, when you and Aeris
wanted to be alone in Don Corneo's bedroom, when....
Two days later....
Tifa: ....... then there was the time you had your hand in Vincent's pants, and
then, you stuck your mouth in there, the time you and Sephiroth got cozy back at
my place in Nibelheim, the time you had a party in your pants and your hand was
the Dj, the time...
Cloud: Alright! but seriously, there's a tonberry behind you!
Tifa: I'll look, but this is the last time... *turns around*
Cloud: *runs off* SUCKER!!!
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From: MasterTiamat07 | Posted: 8/2/2004 12:53:33 AM | Message Detail
Oh, and guys? I just made forums to go with my new
site. http://masterbahamut07.proboards32.com/index.cgi I'd love to see all of
you there.
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From: excelerator3F | Posted: 8/2/2004 12:55:20 AM | Message Detail
Utter coincidence, I just made a proboard today as
well...heh.
(I'm not sure if I'll join though, I have lots of forums on my hands lately)
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From: acred24 | Posted: 8/2/2004 1:11:32 AM | Message Detail
Haha....(6700th message on this board now)
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/3/2004 9:10:31 AM | Message Detail
Hey...this topic needs a bump. So BUMP! And I have
to go get ready for therapy now......later
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From: Cambrios | Posted: 8/3/2004 9:44:04 AM | Message Detail
clone: come to the reunion
cloud: ah, a reunion is: A gathering of the members of a group who have been
separated, of course I know what that is.
director:........
cid: you dumbass *hits cloud on the head
cloud:.....what, who are you guys
cid: ah crap
director: no wait!!! now we can reprogram him to do it right. *calls a hypnotist
Cloud: wtf, get away from me, I have to go to the
REUNION!!!!
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/3/2004 10:02:50 PM | Message Detail
Okay, here is a mini crap blooper that I had in
mind and would like to introduce. Its called, "The Cheese Blooper" *wink*
One day, Cloud was getting chased by two wedges of cheese.
Cloud: "Jesus Christ, man! You two really need to know some anger management! I
mean, you two are chasing me just because I CUT YOU IN LINE!?!?"
2nd wedge of cheese: *sniff* "Ummm... Sir... We probably shouldn't chase him
anymore..."
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From: RRx3 | Posted: 8/4/2004 9:44:21 AM | Message Detail
Lol, wow, this topic is actually alive =O! Keep it
up, guys, I'll join in after this one closes if you guys make a new one..
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From: Lord Onyx | Posted: 8/4/2004 10:07:22 AM | Message Detail
*Blatant Tales of Symphonia rip-off*
*Sephiroth fails at killing Aeris and runs off into the darkness*
Aeris: I sure hope we see Sephiroth again
Cloud: What!? He's trying to kill you!
Aeris: Ya, when we become friends I'll have to ask him why he was doing that.
Cloud: What!? Become friends!? How do you plan on doing that!?
Aeris: Well what would you suggest?
Cloud: Why do I have to come up with the plan!?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/5/2004 9:11:18 AM | Message Detail
Bump............
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/6/2004 6:06:20 PM | Message Detail
Why does this topic go through ups and downs?
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From: FLodF | Posted: 8/6/2004 8:57:43 PM | Message Detail
i dont know but the bloopers already here are
funny as ****
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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/6/2004 9:10:52 PM | Message Detail
*Sephiroth Stabs Aerith*
*cloud lays Aerith in the pool and lets go*
Anonymous: WRONG!
Director: What the hell? Who are you?
Anonymous: She's not dead.
Director: What the hell are you talking aout? It says right here in the script
that she dies.
Anonymous: Yes, but my name is Jax1299, and this is the vaguest thing I've ever
seen.
Director: Vague? I've got a 6-foot sword sticking out of her body.
Jax1299: Yes, but there's no blood.
Director: You want blood?
Jax1299: Yes.
Director: Ok. Problem is that we've ruined that last take. We need another
Aerith.
Jax1299: Not my problem.
Director: Yes, it is.
*Director jumps on Jax, tieing him up. He then puts Jax in Aerith's clothing and
puts a wig on Jax*
Director: Hey, not too bad. Ok, everyone, places!
Jax1299: MMmMMPh....mmmpmphphp.
Cloud: What did he say?
Director: He said "I'm ready." ACTION!
*Sephiroth flies down, running his sword through Jax1299*
*Jax falls forward, lifeless*
Director: CUT!
*Director walks up to Jax*
Director: IS THAT DEAD ENOUGH FOR YA?
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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/6/2004 9:54:08 PM | Message Detail
Nobody liked my blooper?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/7/2004 12:16:38 PM | Message Detail
I thought it was funny Trisket.
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From: FLodF | Posted: 8/7/2004 12:58:14 PM | Message Detail
i thought it was funny
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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/7/2004 2:32:44 PM | Message Detail
^.^
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/8/2004 1:14:14 AM | Message Detail
One of the funniest things I've read.
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From: FLodF | Posted: 8/8/2004 1:12:44 PM | Message Detail
u should make more like that
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From: Chaotic Warrior | Posted: 8/8/2004 1:25:14 PM | Message Detail
hmm topic is almost at 500....should start another
one...
anyways watch out for BuMpY roads
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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/8/2004 1:48:13 PM | Message Detail
I'll think about another. I wanted to make this
one longer, but I figured that being more concise would make it funnier.
I'll have to wait and see what Jax argues next.
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From: CaptHawkeye (gs) | Posted: 8/8/2004 1:54:59 PM | Message Detail
Sephiroth: Cloud, I am... your second uncle twice removed!
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOO! Wait you mean your not my father.
Sephiroth: What the *looks at script* Awww ****.
_______________________________
i am not senDing sublimInal mEssages to NOOBS
From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/8/2004 9:07:41 PM | Message Detail
*Cloud and co. fight Jenova-LIFE*
*they win*
*someone is laughing off-stage*
Director: CUT! Who the hell was that laughing?
Anonymous: It was me. I just find it funny that you people actually think you
were fighting something.
Director: What? What do you mean?
Anonymous: Well, you're only fighting Cloud's inner demons.
Cloud: Listen, whoever you are-
Anonymous: Jax1299...my name is Jax1299.
Cloud: Ok, Jax1299, what makes you think we are fighting *my* inner demons?
Jax1299: Well, you told Aerith to get away from you.
Aerith: Well, yeah, but he was being controlled by Sephiroth.
Jax1299: No, he wasn't. He was fighting with his inner demons which he is able
to manifest in this fight.
Cloud and Co.: .....
Director: You think it's not real?
Jax1299: Yes. It's not real.
Director: You think they are fighting something that's not real?
Jax1299: Correct.
Director: Ok. Say...you look like Cloud. Wanna try being him in some scenes?
Jax1299: No. I hate FFVII. I'm just here because I hate it.
*Director and cast prounce on Jax, tieing him up*
*Places a spikey blonde wig on Jax, dresses Jax like Cloud*
Director: You're done for the day, Cloud, see you tomorrow. Good work.
Cloud: Thanks. Good luck, kid.
Jax1299: I hate you, fanboy.
*Director gags him*
Jax1299: mppphh..MMPPPHH
Director: Ok, now we're gonna film the Jenova-LIFE Game Over scene. Ready for it
Jax?
Jax1299: mmpppph.
Director: Not scared? You're facing Jenova!
Jax1299: mmpph..mppppppphmmmphphppph.
Tifa: I think he said that it's not real and won't hurt him, but that he can
play dead pretty well.
Director: Ok, then. ACTION!
*Tifa and Barret lay down, KOed*
*Jenova turns to Jax1299 and slashes*
*Jax1299 falls to the floor, lifeless, his eyes slowly closing*
Director: CUT!
*Director walks up to Jax1299*
Director: GAME OVER!
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/8/2004 9:29:15 PM | Message Detail
Haha, Trisket. I like how you're making Jax look
very stupid.
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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/8/2004 9:32:40 PM | Message Detail
It's not hard. He gives me lots of material.
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From: Kargoth | Posted: 8/8/2004 9:50:28 PM | Message Detail
Lol... i like your stories Trisket but I dunno who
is Jax1299... Anyways keep it up!
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From: FLodF | Posted: 8/8/2004 10:04:24 PM | Message Detail
Director: GAME OVER!
HAha classic...
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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/8/2004 10:49:56 PM | Message Detail
Director: Ok everyone, gather around. I've got an
announcement here.
*everyone gathers except Red XIII"
Director: Red, finish burying that bone then get your sorry ass over here.
*Red buries his bone and wanders over with the rest of the group*
Director: The lawyers for Square have told us that they want us to stop using
our weapons, saying they are too dangerous.
Cloud: Dangerous?
Cid: What do you mean?
Director: Well, they've come up with some ideas that would make for a better
image for kids. Let's see....
*pulls out a list*
Director: Aerith!
Aerith: Yes?
Director: Hand over your staff.
*Aerith does so*
Director: You're new weapon is this.
*Hands Aerith an Umbrella*
Aerith: And Umbrella? How am I supposed to have my big fight scene with
Sephiroth?
Director: I'll talk to you later about that. Cloud!
*Cloud hands over Nail Bat*
Cloud: What the hell is this thing?
*tries to do victory swing, knocks Aerith in the head*
Cloud: Oh my....I think I killed her.
Director: That's alright, she doesn't have any lines in her last scene. Cid!
Cid: ****ing lawyers.
*hands over Lance*
*Is handed a Mop*
Cid: Oh you have got to be ****ing joking. How othe **** am I supposed to do
anything with this piece of ****?
Director: Be creative. At least you can be literal now when you tell people
you're gonna mop the floor with them...hahahahaha...
Cid (to himself): I'm gonna get my ****ing spear back and then you're ****ing
dead.
Director: What was that?
Cid: Nothing, just practicing smoking.
Director: That's all for now. I'll keep you updated.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/8/2004 10:59:48 PM | Message Detail
Oh, jeez... This is the last page of this topic...
This should be my last summer Blooper for this topic and then it is off to the
quiet times...
Summer Blooper
In the FFVII beach...
Cloud: "It is so hot... I sure can use a swim." *warms up* "Cannonball!" *dives
in the water and hits a crab with his head*
Crab: "Grr..." *cuts off Cloud's wang*
Cloud: "ARGH!" *runs off the water and finds his wang and bathing suit missing*
"NOOOO!!!"
Barret: "Holy crap! Is he pissing blood? Yoohoo65, shouldn't you do something?"
yoohoo65: "..."
Cid: "Help! I'm drowning in red piss!"
yoohoo65: "..."
Red XIII: "ARGH! I can't swim!" *drowns*
Everyone on the beach drowns except for yoohoo65.
yoohoo65: "Good thing that I was on this high lifeguard bench thingy. Now how
the hell am I gonna get down? Oh, jeez..."
Then yoohoo65's boss came and put up a sign that said, "Dumb Lifeguard on Duty"
The End.
Have a nice summer! NOT! Hehe...
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From: excelerator3F | Posted: 8/9/2004 3:09:22 AM | Message Detail
The hour draws near, my first 500 topic on the
FFVIIgb, heh.
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From: RRx3 | Posted: 8/9/2004 5:48:09 AM | Message Detail
I wouldn't dare say it was "your" topic, even
though you created it....you barely pay attention to it, and you posted like...5
messages total. So meh, technically it IS your topic, but, then again, you would
of let it rot instead of carry it on >_<.
Emma's Translation: You are an asshat. This is not your topic. **** off. Have a
nice day....
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/9/2004 5:51:31 AM | Message Detail
Wow this topic IS going to close before the end of
the summer....Wow......this is something!
And ONLY yoohoo, bahamut, or I can make part 3...get it?
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From: RRx3 | Posted: 8/9/2004 5:51:56 AM | Message Detail
Must...get....500th post...
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From: RRx3 | Posted: 8/9/2004 5:52:24 AM | Message Detail
Almost...there...w00t!
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/9/2004 5:52:52 AM | Message Detail
I guess I'll make the topic then..........
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