Excelerator3F's Blooper Topic

Excelator3F's Blooper Topic

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So here they are.  Excelerator3F's entire blooper topic.  Don't complain about the format.  It was the best I could do with GameFAQ's new look.

FFVII Bloopers all over again

From: excelerator3F | Posted: 4/15/2004 10:31:03 AM | Message Detail

Now that the first topic has been closed, bring 'em on, I'll post my last few in the other topic over here for people who didn't see them.
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Is our children learning? - George W. Bush, the World's favorite asshat

From: Rebelx3030 | Posted: 4/15/2004 10:31:52 AM | Message Detail

Jesus, the topic just closed!
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"Death is not the worst thing that can happen to a man."--Plato
"Time, the devourer of all things."--Ovid, Metamorphoses

From: excelerator3F | Posted: 4/15/2004 10:32:17 AM | Message Detail

Director: Ok people let's get to it, we're gonna do the Sapphire WEAPON FMV today and I want it perfect!
So who did you get to play the WEAPON?
Ass: Well we had a few options but we thought we'd go with Eva 01 from Evangelion....seeing as it's...almost the same color and...big and...ya know...robot"ish"
Director: Don't you think that's going a little over budget man? I mean we gotta pay the kid to drive it as well.
Ass: Oh don't worry 'bout that, we just said he could check out Tifa's...

*Tifa turns around*

Tifa: !?
Ass: ...fighting skills! That's it, this Shinji kid is sick of getting beat up in school and wants to learn some skills from her!
Cameraman: *whispers* (nice save man)
Ass: *whispers back* (you get used to it working with her)

Cid: What the hell does WEAPON stand for anyway?
Ass: Eh I think it's something like
Worst
Exaggeration of
Asshat
Product
Other than
N-Gage

Cloud: Like, Duh Cid!!! Obviousness! Stop asking stupid questions, what I wanna know is what the hell FMV means.
Everybody: ...
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Is our children learning? - George W. Bush, the World's favorite asshat

From: excelerator3F | Posted: 4/15/2004 10:33:02 AM | Message Detail

No I'm not Jesus, I'm his father, I can go call him for you if you want me to though.
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Is our children learning? - George W. Bush, the World's favorite asshat

From: Rebelx3030 | Posted: 4/15/2004 10:34:24 AM | Message Detail

No thanks, i don't talk to figments of people's imaginations.
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"Death is not the worst thing that can happen to a man."--Plato
"Time, the devourer of all things."--Ovid, Metamorphoses

From: excelerator3F | Posted: 4/15/2004 10:35:36 AM | Message Detail

Lol, not bad.
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Is our children learning? - George W. Bush, the World's favorite asshat

From: excelerator3F | Posted: 4/15/2004 11:10:05 AM | Message Detail

Director: Ok Cloud and Sephy we're going to shoot the final battle scene inside Cloud's mind, in your mind Cloud, Sephy is naked from the waist up.
Cloud: Why!?
Director: Because you cross dress and hang out in tubs with guys called Mukki, plus this is a Japanese game so we have to have at least one character with non-straight characteristics.
Cloud: Ok then...Omnislash!
Sephy: *speaking in monotone* Aoch, aoch, that hurts so very, very much, oh the pain, it hurts so much...oh the humanity.
*breaks blood capsule over forehead*

*after final FMV*

Cloud: Excuse-me sir...I have a question.
Director: Yeeeeesss...?
Cloud: Well why is it that when I dealt several small cuts to Sephiroth's limbs and torso...only his forehead had blood on it?
Director: (he sure picked a fine time to become intelligent)
Cloud: And why is it that when Sephy ran an enormous blade straight through Aeris's stomach...there wasn't a drip of blood to be seen?
Director: Well I'll have to get back to that one Cloud.

Director: Now where is the best place to find absolute bull**** made by fanboys to explain that stuff?
I know! GameFAQs's FFVII General Board!!! Of course!
*posts on the board asking for info about the biggest fanboys, n00bs and morons of the board*
*Ex points him in the direction of some*

Cloud: So...?
Director: *reads what he printed out* Sephiroth bleeds from his forehead because all of the Omnislash's hits concentrate on one point of the body depending on the enemy.
Cloud: Pretty rational so far.
Director: (I take back the intelligent comment)
Director: And Aeris had no blood on her because *and reads* Ancients don't bleed...ever, and the Masamune repels blood as well so even if she did...there wouldn't be anything.
Cloud: Oh ok, thanks for that enlightening moment.
Director: (sucker)
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Is our children learning? - George W. Bush, the World's favorite asshat

From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/15/2004 4:58:05 PM | Message Detail

uh i guess this should be bumped.....
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/15/2004 5:44:28 PM | Message Detail

Hey, wanna have like, a Blooper competition on who can make the best Bloopers? If there is one, I'm in!
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^(OO)^ <----------Me
My AIM is hahanotfunny65.

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/15/2004 5:51:35 PM | Message Detail

Okay, fine. I'll just make one. Who's in? Who will be the judge? (The judge ONLY decides who is out and who advances. The judge is NOT me...)
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^(OO)^ <----------Me
My AIM is hahanotfunny65.

From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/15/2004 6:01:06 PM | Message Detail

i could be the judge because i tried some bloopers................and well let's just say that they weren't the best

and on a side note tell masterbahumet7 to start some more bloopers!
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/15/2004 6:10:32 PM | Message Detail

I am going to make a topic for this competition. Anyone who is in, register in the topic. The topic will be closed once the competition ends and there is no prizes (just like the riddle topics!). You will only receive pride of being one of the best blooper makers in GameFAQs for Final Fantasy VII.

Rules for the players:
1. You must use a different Blooper for each round.
2. When you post a Blooper, stick with it.
3. Take your time to check for errors.
4. Tell what number you are when you post your Blooper for the round.
5. Don't use other people's Blooper. If you do, you will automaticly be disqualified.
6. It HAS to be about Final Fantasy VII! You can put characters from other Final Fantasy games in your Blooper as long as most of it and the setting has to do with Final Fantasy VII.
7. You can post the same Bloopers you did in this topic or other Blooper topics.
8. You are free to cheer for people when you are out or when you don't post your Blooper yet.
9. Don't argue with the judge when you're out.
10. Post your topic in time (1 day).
11. Have fun. If you don't, you will be disqualified. Just kidding!

Rules for the judge:
1. Don't judge on the person.
2. You MUST read it before you pick.
3. I won't get mad if you don't pick me.
4. Don't pick randomly, and don't pick until the two people who are competing against each other finish posting their topics.
5. Have fun.
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^(OO)^ <----------Me
My AIM is hahanotfunny65.

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/15/2004 6:18:49 PM | Message Detail

Hey, Talic, if you want to be the judge, post, "Judge," on the Blooper Competition topic.
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^(OO)^ <----------Me
My AIM is hahanotfunny65.

From: bayside player | Posted: 4/15/2004 9:43:41 PM | Message Detail

hey is this the new bloopers topic then coz i noticed there is another 1 made- or is that dead now coz of this one??
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-*-*- Born in the mountains .. Lives by the ocean -*-*-

From: Badgun | Posted: 4/16/2004 10:20:46 AM | Message Detail

ill make one

Cloud:bump
Tifa:bump
Barret:bump
Cid:bump
Vincent:bump
Red XIII:bump
Cait Sith:bump
Aeris:bump
Yuffie:bump
Director:bump
Assistant director:bump

this undercover bump has been brought to you by me

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/16/2004 2:09:23 PM | Message Detail

Oh, man! There is no players in the competition besides me!
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^(OO)^<---------Me
Register for the FF7 Blooper Competition!

From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/16/2004 4:51:12 PM | Message Detail

hey yoohoo65 i asked defcon and he declined but hey look on the bright side you will win easily :)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/16/2004 5:54:37 PM | Message Detail

uhh i might be a player in the competition if you need me to be
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/17/2004 6:00:40 AM | Message Detail

one more bump
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/17/2004 6:50:27 AM | Message Detail

Hey, where is dark mako? He is supposed to verse me in the first round!
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Register for the FF7 Blooper Competition!

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/17/2004 6:51:15 AM | Message Detail

If Defcon was in the competiton, he would obviously win.
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^(00)^ <-----------Me
Register for the FF7 Blooper Competition!

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/17/2004 9:52:38 AM | Message Detail

Two things
1)is this not a blooper topic? or is it just a discussion topic?
2)Talic300, if you want, I guess I could start posting some of mine again
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We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/17/2004 9:54:11 AM | Message Detail

masterbahamut, why don't you join my blooper competition?
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Register for the FF7 Blooper Competition!

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/17/2004 9:55:54 AM | Message Detail

What?? hmm, an interesting idea. I guess I',, pop on over and see what it's like over there
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We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/17/2004 10:36:45 AM | Message Detail

yea this is a bloopers topic, but i only post my bloopers if the topic is in dire need of bloopers and it is getting to it
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/17/2004 10:56:49 AM | Message Detail

The problem with me is, I'm going through a block right now. I think I'm going to go play the game for a few hours for material. Here's a mini crappy blooper

A.D.: Cid, the new director application people are coming over today. Can you watch over Cloud?

Cid: Sure thing

Cloud: Heya Cid, how's it going?

Cid: Don't worry Cloud, he's gone

Cloud: Good. So, uh, what do you wanna do?

~~5 Minutes later~~

Cloud and Cid: BURN, BIRDIE, BUUUUURRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!
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"The script is covered in the words 'Cloud are smart'" Director's Assistant, FFVII blooper by myself

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/17/2004 11:31:39 AM | Message Detail

Director: Hey, Cloud, since I need to think of a script for Final Fantasy XII, can you take care of my daughter for a moment?

Cloud: Sure thing. *gets the girl* Gee, she really looks like Aeris!

Director: I'll be back in 2 hours. *leaves*

2 hours later...

Director: *comes back* Ugh! What did you do to my girl!?!?

Cloud: *looks at the girl's dead body* Heh heh heh... Sephiroth did it...
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^(00)^ <-----------Me
Register for the FF7 Blooper Competition!

From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/17/2004 11:37:52 AM | Message Detail

here is my first blooper that i made

Spoilers

(before beginning of the game)
Director: Wow, guys this job is a big break for me......so DON'T MESS IT UP!!

Zack: Mess what up?

Director: Quit joking around and lets get started.

(1st scene)
*Zack jumps off the train, slips and breaks his leg and his wrist*

Director: What happened?

Director's Assistant: It looks like someone put some sort of oil here so Zack would slip.

Director: Who would do something like that?

Sephiroth: Uhh, I did sir.

Director: Thanks A LOT, now i guess we have to use his understudy for the movie.

DA: Um sir, no we don't.

Director: Why not?

DA: Because he left saying that he was going to star in a movie called Final Fantasy 8.

Director: What was his name anyway?

DA: Squall sir.

Director: Well he was too quiet anyway, I bet you five bucks that his movie will suck

DA: You're on!

Director: So who will play Zack's part with the understudy gone?

DA: Well there is his Stunt Double

Director: STUNT DOUBLE!! why do we have a ******* stunt double if he doesn't do any stunts?!?!

DA: Well he said that he was busy

Director: Never mind why. I'll just give him a pay cut. do you think that he will fit the part?
DA: You could say that.....

Director: Okay, bring him in

*Cloud comes running in and slips and falls on top of Zack*

Director: Wonderful, this is going to be a looooooong day.

To Be Continued...

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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/17/2004 11:38:35 AM | Message Detail

Inside the planet:

Cloud: What is that!? *points to Iron Man*

Barret: I don't know. *senses Iron Man* His name is Iron Man and he is weak against water.

Cid: My spear will pierce his armor! *hits Iron Man with a spear and the spear breaks* You ****in' bastard...

Cloud: C'mon! I gotta think of a way to kill him! Oh, yeah! Since he is weak against water... *pees on Iron Man*

Iron Man: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *dies*

Barret: Geez... That is disgusting, but smart...

Cloud: Urgh! I still have more! *pees on Barret and Cid and they die* Whoops...
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^(00)^ <-----------Me
Register for the FF7 Blooper Competition!

From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/17/2004 5:31:40 PM | Message Detail

Spoilers

(Raid on Reactor number 1)

Director: And Action.

Barret: Is this your first time in a reactor?

Cloud: No, after all I did work for........LINE!

Director: Shinra, Cloud Shinra!

Cloud: No thanks, I don't like sugar in my coffee, but thanks for asking.

Director: NO, you moron Shinra is your line

Cloud: Line for what?

Director: THE MOVIE!!

Cloud: Oohh a movie! Can I have some popcorn?

Director: No, just take a break.

To Be Continued

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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: DarkTyrant | Posted: 4/18/2004 1:27:16 PM | Message Detail

***The final battle scene in Cloud's mind***

Cloud: OMNI-

Sephiroth: SOUL STEAL!

Cloud:OW! What was that? (Probably an Enemy skill I missed)

Sephiroth:[Turns into a dog and bites Cloud]

Cloud:OW!OW!OW! What the hell? Since when can you do that?

Sephiroth:(Oh crap, he's on to me)

Cloud: You're not Sephiroth!

Alucard:Yes I am!
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"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"-Homer Simpson

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/21/2004 4:09:13 PM | Message Detail

What, did everyone give up on this topic?
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"I'm never wearing this goddamned one-winged angel thing AGAIN!!!"-Sephiroth, FFVII blooper by myself

From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/21/2004 4:24:50 PM | Message Detail

no everyone is just disgusted at my bloopers, but i might have to keep posting them
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/21/2004 6:38:45 PM | Message Detail

i just had to do that...
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Register for the FF7 Blooper Competition!

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/21/2004 6:55:16 PM | Message Detail

my previous bloopers:

1. City of the Ancients
SPOILERS
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Sephiroth swoops down and hits Aeris with his sword.

Aeris: OWWWWWWWWW!!! *turns around* Sephiroth! Why the **** did you poke me with that sword!?!? You will ****in' pay for this!

Sephiroth: I don't get it... There must be something wrong. *searches his sword* Holy ****! This sword is plastic!

Director: Hehehehehe...

Sephiroth: *looks at director* YOU did this!?!? *goes to director*

Director: Cut! Cut CUUUUTTTT!!!!!

Sephiroth: Okay. I will.

Director: NO! Not that! *gets hurt by Sephiroth* Hahaha. Do you realize your sword is still plastic!?

Sephiroth: *whimper*

2. Meteor:

Meteor: Full speed ahead! *zooms to Earth*

Director: Cut! CUT! Meteor! What the **** are you doing? You aren't supposed to rush into us!!!

Meteor: *ignores Director and keeps rushing and finally, destorys the planet*

Director: I really, REALLY, hate that guy.

Chocobo:

Cloud: Here is the 2000 gil. I'll take the Chocobo lure now.

Choco Billy: Here it is.

Cloud: *keeps running on Chocobo tracks* Yay!~ A chocobo!

Barret: *keeps getting hit by enemies and got his Limit Break* Grrrr... That does it... SATELITTE BEAM!!!

Aeris: NO!!! DON'T-

Then Barret uses his Satelite Beam.

Chocobo: WARK!~ WARK WARK!~ *pecks, Cloud, then Aeris, then Barret, then the enemies, then heads toward the director*

Dumb guy on the road: DUCK!!!

Director: *looks around* Thats not a duck! Thats a Choco- *gets pecked* OW! OW! OWWWWW!!! NO! CUT THE CAMERA! CUT! CUT! CUUUUUUUUTTT!!!

Camera man: o_O
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^(00)^ <-----------Me

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/21/2004 6:58:52 PM | Message Detail

My Bloopers series:

Part 1
In 7th Heaven:

Jessie: Hey, Cloud, that is the best time bomb I ever made in my life! Did you know that? I put gas with SO much odor, that it can even kill machines!

(10 minutes later...)

Jessie: HELP!!! Too much gas! Can't...breathe!!!~

Cloud: *gives Jessie an oxygen mask and watches TV*

News reporter: *cough* Bad...news.. *cough* there..is...too..much..gas..in..the...air...president...shinra...died.. *dies*

Barret: That is the end of the Shinra now! Wait a big sec... Did you just hear-

Sephiroth swoops down, kills Wedge, takes an oxygen mask, and leaves

Cloud: Damn... We are going to have a hard time killing Sephiroth... *looks at Wedge's dead body* Anyone for potato wedges?

Part 2

In Sector 7, after Wedge's death:

Director: Oh man... Because of this ****in' gas time bomb, Aeris, Cid, and the other future characters must've died... *hears a thump in the distance* Yep... They died.

Cloud: Hey, why don't we skip into disk 3? Aeris died, Shinra is finished, so why don't we just continue on killing Sephiroth?

Jessie: Who the **** is Sephiroth?

Cloud: A very stupid guy who later on, tries to destroy this planet with a puny rock named, "Meteor" and become one with the planet. *chuckles*

Sephiroth: *appears* **** you, Cloud! I heard that! Wait a sec... If this is disk three, this ****in' town should've been destroyed, and *points to Biggs and Jessie* you two should've been dead!

Biggs: (Cloud is actually right for once! This guy is stupid!)

Sephiroth: I heard that... *kills Biggs* Now for you! *kills Jessie* Wait a minute! There isn't supposed to be a stupid director in this! *kills the director*

Cloud: (They were stupid guys anyway.)

Cloud, Barret, Tifa, and Sephiroth leaves Sector 7. Then Sephiroth destroys Sector 7. Then they all go to the center of the planet.

Final Part

In the Crater:

Sephiroth: Hahaha! Now you will see me transform! Into Bizarro-Sephiroth!

Cloud: Bizarre Sephiroth!?!? HAHAHA!!! Where the **** did you get that name? HAHAHA!!!

Bizarro Sephiroth: Shut up. Heartless Angel!

Heartless Angel dies because of the gas.

Bizarro Sephiroth: Uh oh... I'm screwed... Oh, yeah. Bizarro Energy!

Cloud: Bizarre Energy!?!? HAHAHA! YOU KILL ME!!!

Tifa and Barret beats the **** out of Bizarro Sephiroth while Cloud laughs helplessly.

While Bizarro Sephiroth transforms, Tifa and Barret try to stop Cloud from laughing.

Barret: Hey, I know you love beans! I'll only give you it if you only SHUT THE **** UP! YOUR LAUGHING SOUNDS SO ****IN' STUPID AND WE WANT YOU TO STOP, OKAY!?!?

Cloud: Yum! Beans! Let me have them all! *eats 10 cans of beans and stops laughing*

Then, Sephiroth finishes transforming and is now Safer Sephiroth.

Safer Sephiroth: Hahaha! I am now stronger than ever! Well, even if I look more rediculous.

Cloud: Oh....I...think...I...ate...too....much....beans... Must...hold.....on!!!

Everyone except Cloud: Uh oh...

Then Cloud fails and lets the gas out.

Barret: Holy ****! That gas has so much odor, our oxygen masks won't work anymore! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Then Cloud, Barret, and Tifa dies.

Safer Sephiroth: *sniffs* Ahhhh... This feels good!

And then, Sephiroth dies.

THE END!
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/21/2004 7:05:00 PM | Message Detail

I can't believe this topic isn't popular! I'll just post my stupid Blooper I had kept in my head.

Cloud appears.

Sephiroth: Hi.

Cloud: Hi.

Cloud: I'm going to kill you!

Sephiroth: Okay.

Then Cloud kills Sephiroth.

THE END!

This was crap. Sorry! I just ran out of ideas.
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^(00)^ <-----------Me

From: bayside player | Posted: 4/21/2004 7:24:19 PM | Message Detail


Maybe this topic isn;t too popular 'coz most of these bloopers were posted in the 1st topic and we need new material!??

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Cloud: "Oh. Wow, I really thought it was Aeris. This coat rack can really act!"FFVII BlooperS

From: dark mako | Posted: 4/22/2004 1:28:44 PM | Message Detail

i'm back
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do people even read these anymore

From: Kucher | Posted: 4/22/2004 2:46:13 PM | Message Detail


Cloud- *summons KOTR in some random battle*

KOTR- (again!? wdf, doesnt this kid know of any other way to kill things!?)

Cloud- i heard that!! and yes, i do know how to kill powerful monsters alone

KOTR- *all start grinning inside their helmets* (well see about that...)

Cloud- what was that?

KOTR- *turns towards Cloud and pulls him into a black hole, and bombard him with assaults*

Cloud- *after summon, falls onto his face* holy ****, now i know what that little old lady who was living in my house in Nibelheim felt like when i went savage on her for living in my house and not paying rent... *disintegrates like everything else taht dies in battle in this game*

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/22/2004 5:22:35 PM | Message Detail

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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/22/2004 5:27:40 PM | Message Detail

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From: SSj Chrono | Posted: 4/22/2004 7:22:35 PM | Message Detail

Cloud finds Orthapedic Underwear in Tifa's bedroom drawer!!! Oh wait...
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Haku: Oh and by the way I'm a guy.
Naruto:
NO WAY!! He's cuter than Sakura!!

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/23/2004 10:24:01 PM | Message Detail

Booooring
Ugh, how boring
My god, how boring
People, this is a bump
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"I'm never wearing this goddamned one-winged angel thing AGAIN!!!"-Sephiroth, FFVII blooper by myself

From: RaelUnforgiven | Posted: 4/24/2004 12:14:33 AM | Message Detail

Director: Cue secret Emerald weapon fight.

*Cloud, Barret, and Cid swimming in a pool with the Emerald Weapon dummy*

Cloud *pointing to the director* : gurgle gurgle gurle

D: What?

*Cloud swims up*

Cloud: Why the hell are we underwater again?

D: To fight the Emerald Weapon.

Cid *having swum up* : Why in the ****ing hell are we? Isn't this ***** supposed to be the hardest boss in the game? Plus, our weapons are way too heavy.

D: The prop guy was supposed to give you these new weapons we are inventing. Supposedly R&D is developing these for a future game and are giving us the test models.

Cid: What ****ing prop guy?

Cloud: Umm, guys..

D: Not now, Cloud...you mean you didn't get the weapons?

Cloud: No, guys, you really have to see this.

Cid: Damnit, Cloud...we know the Emerald Weapon is ****ing green. And No, that supposedly ****ing prop guy did not give us new weapons.

Cloud: Guys, this is important.

D and Cid: What?!?

Cloud: Its Barrett... *Cloud points to Barret whose gun arm caused him to stay underwater and drown.*

D: Lets get Tifa in here now...

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/24/2004 10:50:34 AM | Message Detail

hmm, making Cloud smart. a revolutionary idea..... I'm sticking to cumb though
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"I'm never wearing this goddamned one-winged angel thing AGAIN!!!"-Sephiroth, FFVII blooper by myself

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/24/2004 10:50:49 AM | Message Detail

*dumb*
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"I'm never wearing this goddamned one-winged angel thing AGAIN!!!"-Sephiroth, FFVII blooper by myself

From: screebs | Posted: 4/24/2004 10:58:07 AM | Message Detail

Srry but is it way too late to be a player??
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Final Fantasy will live forever

From: screebs | Posted: 4/24/2004 11:22:44 AM | Message Detail

bump
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Final Fantasy will live forever

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/24/2004 6:58:38 PM | Message Detail

yes, it is too late
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"

From: Talic300 | Posted: 4/26/2004 6:36:55 PM | Message Detail

*Casts life 2 on topic*

uh bump...
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/26/2004 6:37:03 PM | Message Detail

BUMP
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"

From: AceRyonik | Posted: 4/26/2004 7:21:50 PM | Message Detail

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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:05:32 PM | Message Detail

I wish I could think of materials as funny as Defcon's...

Anyways...

BUMP
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"

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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/29/2004 6:32:08 PM | Message Detail

Uses Mime and copies Talic300's previous move, which is using life 2 on the topic.

BUMP
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 4/29/2004 6:43:39 PM | Message Detail

Note: Don't ever make a Blooper topic in the FFX boards. The users there aren't funny, they don't have a sence of humor, and they usually don't post Bloopers at all. Believe me, I made one there, and the FFX users were SO not funny and all that I just HAD to close it. This is the Blooper that I posted.

*SPOILERS*
(The Operation Mi'hen-when Sin battles the electric gun)

Guy In The Gun: Nayto? Vena! (Ready? Fire!)

The electric gun fires at Sin.

Sin: Here comes the barrier! Wait, where is it? I can't get the barrier to work! No!!!

Sin gets hit by the electric blast.

Director: CUT!!! I hate it when this happens... Looks like we need a new Sin. Barrier, what were you thinking???

Barrier: But, that blast hurts!

Director: Oh, I know! We can use this big boulder and we can use swimmers to push it!!!

Swimmers: (****! I'm too weak...)

Director: Take 2! Action!

GITG: Nayto? Vena! (Ready? Fire!)

The electric gun fires at the boulder, but the barrier appears.

Barrier: URRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! *shatters*

The electric blast then hits the boulder and then the boulder stops moving.

Director: CUT!!! Now what happened here??? *looks at dead swimmers* Water conducts electricity... ****... This is going to be a long day...

Only 1 person liked it. See what I mean?

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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"

From: ultramoogle | Posted: 4/29/2004 7:02:35 PM | Message Detail

I got a great blooper. in an fmv on the side of that truck during the escape, it says midgal motor inc. not midgar motor inc. the japanese tend tah pronounce r's as l's. slick. also, in samurai showdown ii, it says solly instead of sorry. wrong again, hirohito.
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Fritz was here

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/30/2004 11:09:17 PM | Message Detail

Instead of a bump, how about the SILENCE BREAKING POLKA BAND!!!
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"I'm never wearing this goddamned one-winged angel thing AGAIN!!!"-Sephiroth, FFVII blooper by myself

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 4/30/2004 11:14:16 PM | Message Detail

silence breaking polka band, the silence breaking polka band, the silence breaking pola band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo!
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Veni, Veni, Venias.
Ne me mori facias

From: Bishoujo | Posted: 5/1/2004 4:03:34 AM | Message Detail

Director: Were the **** is Cloud? We need him to do a romantic scene with Tifa.

Assistant: He's in hospital having his stomach pumped after YooHoo65 made him eat prop flowers.

Director: ****! ****! ****! Well, I guess it's finally come to this...SEPHIROTH!!

Sephiroth: Do you mind, I was just on my way to Burger King.

Director: We need someone to do a romantic scene with Tifa. Y'know-kissing, cuddling, groping.

Sephiroth: YES PLEASE!! I mean, uh, sure, if it's for the greater good then I must.

Director: Excellent. I'll just tell Tifa we've found a new Cloud for her.

[To be Continued]
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"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer EXTORTION! The "X" makes it sound cool!" Bender, Futurama

From: ultimaweapon04 | Posted: 5/1/2004 4:44:06 AM | Message Detail

Directer:"Come on Cloud!!!"
Cloud:"what?"
Directer assistant:"take #100"
Directer:"NOW!!!!"
Cloud:"what?"
*directer bangs head reapivly on table*

*100 takes later*

cloud:"oh now i know..."
Directer:"good"
Cloud:"LINE!!!!"
Tifa:"errr...."
Cid:"i can't take this crap!"
Directer:"FINE!!!!! thanks to you i have lost my reason to live"
Cloud:"cool, thanks man!"
Tifa:"ummm Cloud THATS not a good thing"
Cloud:"sure it is"

Directer:"lets call it a day"
Cloud:"heeeey im on T.V
Im a cucumber
Im a cucumber
Im a cucumber send me to a farm...."
*waves to camera*
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CAUTION: i know karate..and a few other oriental words
I hate Blackmages

From: MentalPaitent | Posted: 5/1/2004 8:13:04 AM | Message Detail

Stagehand in training: "Cloud, Tifa and Barret versus Soldiers, take

1"
*stands there*
Director: "Erm, yeah, great job, now, get off the set (moron)"
SIT: "Huh? Oh, yeah, right "*gets off set*
Director: "(Ugh, where did you pick that kid up?"
Assistant Director: "(Sir! I am _not_ that kind of man!)"
Director: "... Let's start this again"
AD: "What? The whole movie?"
Director: "..."

SIT: "Cloud, Tifa, and Barret versus Soldiers, take 2" *ducks off

stage, smiling and waving at the camera"
Director: "Action!"
Cloud: "Oh-ho! I will destroy them with my Knights of the Round

summon!"
AD: "Sorry, we had to remove that because of budget cuts"
Cloud: "Huh? What's budget?"
Barret: "Here, let me try. Shiva!"
AD: "That was cut out too"
Barret: "Oh"
Tifa: "Never liked the way she shown off her body, anyway. And they

were obviously implants. I should know"
Cloud: ">_>"
Barret: "<_<"
Director: "O_o"
AD: ";_; *snif*"
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So, you thought I forgot...
You'll wish I had...

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/1/2004 7:31:55 PM | Message Detail

Blooper: Death of the Characters!!!

*SPOILERS*

Cloud's Death
In the beginning:

Cloud: (jumps and lands on his head) "OWWWWW!!!"

Director: "CUT!!! Lets try that again. Take 2!"

Cloud: (jumps and lands on his feet) (trys to regain balance, but falls)

Director: (sigh) "Okay, take 3!"

Cloud: "(focus...focus...)" (jumps in front of the train while the train is keep moving) "WOO-HOO!!! I made it-" (gets runned over by train)

Director: "(He was even dumber than he is now.)" (looks at Cloud's cut-in-half brain)

Barret's Death
Corel (before)

Old Guy: "Barret, protect the village!" (gets shot)

Shinra soldier: "Now for the fat guy!"

Barret: "Hey, I'm not fat!!! Just look at my muscle!"

Shinra soldier: "Whatever. Just fire!"

Barret: "OWWW!!! Son of a-... Wait, that actually feels good! Ahhhh... Give me more!"

Shinra soldier: "As you wish!"

Later...

Scarlet: (comes and kills a soldier) "Hey, stop using those fake bebe guns and use this!" (shoots Barret's ass with a rocket launcher)

(Barret explodes and then Scarlet and the soldiers die of the smell)

Tifa's Death
Kalm Flashback

Sephiroth: (takes the Masamune and slashes Tifa as hard as he can)

Cloud: (comes and picks Tifa up)(shakes Tifa) "...Tifa?"

Director: "CUT!!! Sephiroth! You weren't supposed to slash her as hard as you can!"

Sephiroth: "My bad..."

Aeris's Death
You know this one!!!

Red XIII's
Death
Cave of the Gi

Red: "Father???" (goes to the statue and breaks it) "Serves you right!" (trys to break it more by making the pieces fall)

When he grabs Seto's ass...

Ass: (farts)

Red: "Father, did you know that that is the ONLY thing that I like about you?" (dies)

Yuffie's death
Wutai-Stolen Materia

Cloud: (hits the barrel three times and in the third time, breaks the barrel, sends Yuffie flying and making her lie directly on the Cosmo Candle)

Cait Sith's death
Somewhere

Revee: "Ahh, this robo-cat is useless in everything!!! Don't know why it is still living!" (presses the self-destruct button on his remote control)

Vincent's death
Basement

Cloud: (opens coffin) "Woah! Who are you?"

Vincent: "Don't you know that vampires are undead???"

Cloud: "You look beat. Want an X-potion?" (feeds Vincent the X-potion and accidently kills him) "My bad..."

Cid's Death
Rocket-Disk 2

(Tank number 8 explodes)

Cid: "Hey, this ****in' debris cut my wang and my balls off! I gotta find it! Oh, there you are, my wang and my balls. I just need needle and thread to reattach it. C'mon... I know it is in this rocket somewhere...

Shera: "It is going to take him forever to find it. Lets just leave him behind."

While the escape pod heads to Earth...

Cid: "And now to sew there....done!!! Now what??? (looks out the window) **** you, Shera.

THE END!!!

From: Fresh2def | Posted: 5/1/2004 9:13:52 PM | Message Detail

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From: DARKCLOUDSTRIFE55 | Posted: 5/1/2004 9:37:37 PM | Message Detail

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Right after Sephiroth kills Aeris
The strange guy:Yay!!!Go Sephiroth!!!
Cloud:Damn I was so close...
Cid:And good riddens!!!
Director:Ok cut!!!Sephiroth you can take the sword out of Aeris!We need medics,and a phinox down...
Sephiroth:I don't feel like it!!
Director:Excuse me what did you say!!!
Sephiroth:I said I will leave the sword in her!!
TSG:Yeah!!!Sephy's my hero!!!
Director:Well ok sure...
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At Costa
del so
The strange guy:Hey Hojo your so lucky your popular,I wish girls worshipped me...
Hojo:Wanna know the trick?
TSG:Sure!!!
Hojo:Wear a labcoat and act evil,it's guaranteed to work,just look Kefka*points to Kefka's dead corpse*uhh forget that...
TSG:Yeah...
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"All your base are belong to us"catz,zero wing

From: Fresh2def | Posted: 5/1/2004 9:43:44 PM | Message Detail

sorry i didn't mean to post twice but as u can tell the messages are completely diffrent one says queer the other one says cross dresser completely diffrent

just so you know and yea how do i get a sig

From: Defcon999 | Posted: 5/1/2004 10:08:53 PM | Message Detail

First, you should know that sexual preference insults like you have posted several times now are against the ToS and can get you modded. Second, you can give yourself a signature by clicking on your username and then clicking on the "Change My Signature, Quote, E-Mail, and IM" link.

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Cloud: "What痴 this I知 feeling?...My eyes are burning, my throat is dry, my fingers are tingling
Cid: "I farted."

From: DARKCLOUDSTRIFE55 | Posted: 5/1/2004 10:14:00 PM | Message Detail

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From: DARKCLOUDSTRIFE55 | Posted: 5/1/2004 10:15:59 PM | Message Detail

Delete your post fresh2def
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"All your base are belong to us"catz,zero wing

From: Fresh2def | Posted: 5/1/2004 11:00:45 PM | Message Detail

ok I will darkcloud but um how? and defcon thanks for telling me bout the sig and i won't make 2 many sexual preferences i guess and i am a big fan of your bloopers i am new member to the boards or w/e but i have been reading a lot of ur stuff u a funny dude make sum more originals I tried but suck =(

From: ultimaweapon04 | Posted: 5/2/2004 12:29:49 AM | Message Detail

Yeah well i hate blackmages and have a mild case of death at the SAME time!
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I have a mild case of death...
I am a member of the I hate Blackmages clan*

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/2/2004 11:31:09 AM | Message Detail

Does anyone like my Death of the Characters Blooper? I used all my brains for that.
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"

From: Fresh2def | Posted: 5/2/2004 11:35:56 AM | Message Detail

yea it was alright yoohoo but i heard it from sumwhere else not sayin u copied jus sayin i hurd that be 4 might have been yours though.

From: Fresh2def | Posted: 5/2/2004 11:38:39 AM | Message Detail

i dun't care wut you say but tell me how mine was if it sucked i will try to be a better blooper artist.. kinda a weird thing to say but any criticism i can take just dun't flame me.

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/3/2004 2:15:53 PM | Message Detail

Yoohoo, that blooper was great, but you should have killed Cloud off first, as he assisted two of the others in dying
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Veni, Veni, Venias.
Ne me mori facias

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/3/2004 2:17:15 PM | Message Detail

killed him off last, sorry, I thought I fixed that
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Veni, Veni, Venias.
Ne me mori facias

From: Bishoujo | Posted: 5/4/2004 9:58:42 AM | Message Detail

Bloopers are so funny, yet my mind has been blank for the past however many days. All I can think of is Resi bloopers...

Also, I laughed at the character death one until I nearly hyperventilated.
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"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer EXTORTION! The "X" makes it sound cool!" Bender, Futurama

From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 5/4/2004 10:00:34 AM | Message Detail

*Cloud places Aerith's lifeless body in the pool*
*Cloud puts his hand over his heart*
*Stands like that for 30 seconds as Aerith just floats there*

Director: CLOUD! You idiot, take the floaties off of her.
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"God is dead." -Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." -God

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/6/2004 12:19:16 PM | Message Detail

Geez... I'm starting to run out of ideas... I'll never be as funny as Defcon...

Anyways, thanks for the compliment!
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"

From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/14/2004 7:49:11 PM | Message Detail

Spoilers
Aeris Death Scene

*Sephiroth jumps down and kills Aeris*

*Cloud sees it and says to Sephiroth*: Hey Seph.....look at what I can do!

*Cloud does a stupid dance an almost falls over*

Seph: Um Cloud WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! DIDN'T YOU SEE ME KILL AERIS!!!!

Cloud: What? Who's Aeris? Oh Oh Oh Seph I gots a question.....How come you have grey hair?

Seph: Cloud this is not the time or place to talk about hair...okay?Anyw..

Cloud interupts him and says: Chicken Fat!

Seph: Holy **** I've never met anyone as ****in dumb as you! You need to be put in a.....

Cloud: Egg?

Seph:....? NO NOT AN EGG! You need to be put in a mental institution!

Cloud: Hmmm maybe later

*Sephiroth starts to walk away*

Cloud: Hey Seph where Are you g..

*Suddenly Sephiroth impails Cloud with his sword*

Cloud: oing?

*Seph just looks at Cloud in utter disbelief*

-5 mins pass with Sephiroth's sword still impailed in Cloud-

Cloud: OWOWOWOWOWOW OOWW Oh My God that hurts! why did you do that?!

Seph: **** this I'm out of here
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/14/2004 8:05:01 PM | Message Detail

You haven't posted in a while, Talic. Anyhow, I won't be posting Bloopers for long, because I can't think of one as better than my Death of the Characters. Later! I swear I'll come back with a really funny one!
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"

From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/14/2004 8:09:14 PM | Message Detail

i know i've just been busy watching the Ruruni Kenshin DVDs that i bought lately
and yoohoo you don't have to post something better than your previous post just somthing stupidly funny
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/14/2004 8:10:53 PM | Message Detail

The Aeris says: This guy are sick

The Cid says: &%#@&%*##@&#^#%^*Q!#$^&*#%

and that's all i can think of for now
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/15/2004 12:57:13 PM | Message Detail

Gosh! I never knew that I can think of an idea this quickly! How do you people like this one?

SPOILERS

Sephiroth: *falls and accidently lunges his sword through Aeris's ass*

Aeris: "OWWWW!!!" (looks down) "Hey! Sweet! I'm a man! I always wanted to be a man! Look, Cloud! I'm a man! I am not as useless as I was when I had low attack power! I no longer have to depend on magic anymore! You know why? Because now I'm as strong as a man! Yay! I'm a man! This is the most happiest time of my life!" *turns around* "Thank you very much, Sephiroth!"

Sephiroth: "I hate this scene."
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/15/2004 1:00:18 PM | Message Detail

...sorry if I grossed you out.
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/16/2004 3:41:45 PM | Message Detail

Please post your opinions for my Blooper (and also post your opinions for each Blooper I post).
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Director: "Cut! Cloud, those are prop flowers. They're made of plastic."
Cloud: "Oh. (munch). No wonder they taste so bad. (munch)"

From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/18/2004 1:55:41 PM | Message Detail

yoohoo your last post was......................different. it gave me a little chuckle anyway
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/20/2004 4:22:26 PM | Message Detail

i can't think of a blooper so i guess this post is a BUMP!
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/22/2004 8:45:28 AM | Message Detail

Random battle

*Cloud Tifa and Red XIII destroy a monster*

Cloud: Well I guess we should loot his corpse

Tifa: Umm Cloud? Red's way ahead of you

*Red is chewing up the dead monster not noticing what he is eating*

Cloud: Oh my God Red What are you doing!!!

*Red turns around with a killer look on his face*

Red: GRRRR

Cloud: Okay, we'll just wait until you are finished

-10 minutes later-

Cloud: Are you done yet Red?

Red: GRRRRRR

Cloud: Come on Red! There is nothing left. YOU ATE EYERYTHING! The meat, the bones, ALL THE ITEMS AND GIL, and you even drank the blood! Don't you think it's time to move on?

Red: GRRRR

Cloud: Jesus Christ Red! All you are doing is licking the spot where it was lying!

Red:GRR

Cloud: Oh wait. Red are you hungry in more ways than one? If you know what I mean?

*Red smiles and nods*

*Cloud points to Tifa*

Cloud: Alright then it's settled......After you are done with her we can leave

Tifa: Huh Cloud? Done with who?

Cloud: Oh nothing Tifa *snickers* Um could you come here for a second Red needs you......

Tifa: OK, sure.
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/22/2004 10:46:55 AM | Message Detail

I got another idea.

In Corel Prison:

*SPOILERS*

Barret: "Boy... It sure is hot in here."

Tifa: "No, like we're going to be frozen in seconds..."

Aeris: "We don't have anything! No food! No..."

Red XIII: "Drinks!"

Cloud: "WTF??? Are you mental??? We have drinks!"

Tifa: "What do you mean???"

Cloud: *gestures at Tifa's boobs* "I think they're full! First dibs!"

Tifa: "(Another reason why I hate deserts...)"
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: Agentsmurf | Posted: 5/22/2004 11:19:52 AM | Message Detail

Spoilers

In desert Dane just falls off.

Barrett-Quick Tifa jump down to the ground and lie under him..

Tifa-Why?

Barrett-Look down

Tifa-Oh ok

Barrett(after tifa left)-Hahahahaha her boobs will bust.
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I drank a magic potion and now I'm sexy!!-Donkey from Shrek 2

From: Agentsmurf | Posted: 5/22/2004 11:59:21 AM | Message Detail

Ruby weapon secene

Ruby buries claws all allies are dead but cloud

Cloud-KOTR.Haha

Director-Cut!The line is Phoniex.

Director-Action!!

Cloud-Phoniex...Down!Haha

Director-God %$#@ Cloud it is PHONIEX.And what is so funny?

Cloud- I know but i let her out of her cage and shes tearing you car up

Director-OH %$#@

Barrett-Today this desert sand is hot right Cid

Cid-Yeah let;s go,already

Assistant Director-Action

Cloud-Phoniex

Barrett & Cid-YAY

Assistant Director-The line is Let's go

Cid-We know but Phoniex just ate the director.

All-We never liked him,Good Phoniex




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I drank a magic potion and now I'm sexy!!-Donkey from Shrek 2

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/23/2004 2:17:04 PM | Message Detail

Guess who decided to drag his carcass back? Well, I'll post something when I think of it. Join the Foamy Card Cult today! Foamy!
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof on newgrounds

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/23/2004 2:20:40 PM | Message Detail

agentsmurf, forgive me for constructive criticism, but unless I'm mistaken, you've mispelled phoenix
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof on newgrounds

From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 5/25/2004 5:29:48 AM | Message Detail

Director: "Okay, everyone. Action!"

Cloud: "All right, Bottomswell, how's yer bottom doing?"

Bottomswell: "Quite well, actually."

Cloud: "???"

Hey, this is just a modified bump.
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Love the poster, hate the posts.

From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/25/2004 3:09:16 PM | Message Detail

Spoiler?
Cloud's Villa

*Cloud, Tifa, and Red XIII go into the Villa*

Tifa: Oh Cloud!! I'm sooooo glad that you bought this place! *giggles*

Cloud: Yea it was worth it. *he walks over to Tifa*

Red: Cloud, put it away.

Cloud: Put what away? *looks down* Oh **** sorry!

Tifa: Hey Cloud are there any drinks here?

Cloud: Yea it's down stairs hold on.

*Cloud walks down stairs and Tifa and Red go sit on the couch*

Cloud: Oh my ****ing God! What the hell are you doing here?!

Manager: I live here sir.

Cloud: BULL ****!! This is my villa, I bought it!

Manager: No you bought the upstairs I own the basement.

Cloud: Hey what's that! *points somewhere*

*The manager turns around*

*Tifa walks down stairs* "Hey Clou... OH sorry never mind"

Cloud: Wait come back!! * pulls out ''sword''*




P.S. If you buy the villa at
Costa del Sol that manager is still there!! Now isn't that ****ing weird?
*real life scenaro*: Cloud is sleeping and wakes up to see the manager standing over him....ewwww
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/25/2004 5:13:15 PM | Message Detail

This isn't a blooper it's just something I find odd....

When you capture the soldiers in the sub do they leave when you do or not? If not how the hell are they still alive?

And the only time the party uses the bathroom is when they are at
Costa Del Sol um why? I think we need a game where you have to use the bathroom and junk. Kind of like the new GTA your character can get fat if you eat junk food and don't exercise.

just some random thought from your poster..Talic
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Agentsmurf | Posted: 5/25/2004 5:23:30 PM | Message Detail

masterbahamut07,

That's all right we all need it now and then.
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I drank a magic potion and now I'm sexy!!-Donkey from Shrek 2

From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/26/2004 8:04:10 PM | Message Detail

The next FF main character needs to have a paintball gun as a weapon! And also...whatever you do DON'T sniff the flowers! I mean it





I know I may seem....drunk maybe, but I assure you that I AM not!
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: MetalGearRalph | Posted: 5/27/2004 8:08:12 AM | Message Detail

Something that I found was strange was how after Shinra destroyed sector 7 Barret gets all mad and says They destroyed an entire village just to get to us! now was he talking about Sector 7 or North Corel.
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Let's learn how to change party members now, How about you Yuffie and Cait Sith?(: Just kidding nobody likes you!:( From Newgrounds
About random Battles

From: Ayvuir | Posted: 5/27/2004 9:55:04 AM | Message Detail

Director: OK people lets take a break

Cloud: OK Red time for your playtime

*Cloud picks up a stick and throws it*

Cloud: Go fetch!!!

Red XIII: .........

Cloud: Come on fetch

Red XIII: ........you have got to be joking
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police toliet stolen, cops have nothing to go on

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/27/2004 4:33:52 PM | Message Detail

I've noticed that both Birth of a God and One-Winged Angel both have Sephiroth's main theme in them.... weird, huh? I mean, you'd think they could make a completely unrelated song, but, at least they both sound good with it.
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof on newgrounds

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/27/2004 4:34:34 PM | Message Detail

ayvuir, that siggy just caught my attention like, three seconds ago. funny.
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof on newgrounds

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/27/2004 6:29:45 PM | Message Detail

Poll: Which one of the remaining FFVII Blooper makers is the best one???

I vote for masterbahamut07. I think I'm the worst one.
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 5/27/2004 6:55:29 PM | Message Detail

I especially liked masterbahamut07's Silence Breaking Polka Band.

Anyways, what I mean by remaining Blooper makers are the ones who posted on this topic. They are:

excelerator3F, Reblex3030, Talic300, yoohoo65, bayside player, Badgun, masterbahamut07, DarkTyrant, dark mako, Kucher, SSj Chrono, Rael Unforgiven, screebs, AceRyonik, ultramoogle, Bishoujo, ultimaweapon04, MentalPaitent, Fresh2def, DARKCLOUDSTRIFE55, TriskettheKid, Agentsmurf, MetalGearSolidBoy, MetalGearSolidRalph, and Ayvuir.

I'll keep track of the scores. This poll will last one month.

Rules:
1. You can vote more than once, but if you do, you have to vote one time an hour, otherwise it won't count.

2. I'll keep track of the scores.

3. Be honest!!! Don't just vote for yourself for pleasure.

4. Pray to God that you'll win.

5. You can still make Bloopers here in the meantime.

6. The poll is here. If there isn't enough space, I'll make 2 topics. One is for Bloopers and the other is for the poll.

7. Like it was in the Blooper Competition, the person who wins only receives pride of being a good Blooper poster.

8. I don't care if you don't vote for me.

9. Have fun.
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/27/2004 8:08:31 PM | Message Detail

oh, yoohoo56, thanx, I'm quite honored. Not that it was intended as a blooper, but I can make it into a blooper. I have a perfect way to start it off now.
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof on newgrounds

From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/28/2004 5:16:34 AM | Message Detail

Yeah masterbahamut07 is the best blooper maker here. And yoohoo I'm the worst not you
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/28/2004 10:52:49 PM | Message Detail

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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/29/2004 3:55:44 PM | Message Detail

It's not the FFVII Blooper I'm going to make, but in the mean time....
Silence Breaking Polka Band, the silence breaking polka band, the silence breaking polka band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo.!
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof on newgrounds

From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/30/2004 4:29:34 PM | Message Detail

Yea.....um how do you get karma?
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/30/2004 4:52:11 PM | Message Detail

In a field somewhere

*Cloud sits down*

Tifa: Cloud could you please HURRY IT UP! If you haven't noticed yet it's that time of the month for me

Cloud: Oh so that's why your leg is covered in blood

Tifa: Uh huh you would think that the video game makers would be kind enough to make tampons and maybe let us take a shower and use the rest room!!!

Cloud: Now that you mention it you do kinda smell...

*Tifa beats the **** out of Cloud*

Cloud: AHHHHH now I smell like you!!!!

The End

(too lazy to finish it and I know that it is stupid, but that's how it is *Does a weird face* Yea ****)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/30/2004 7:44:06 PM | Message Detail

I really think that this topic is almost dead.... what do you think

*tumble weed blows by*

Oh boy

quote from one of masterbahamut's bloopers
Assistant director: The script is covered in Cloud are smart
(Not the actual words, but still funny as hell...............to me anyway)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Talic300 | Posted: 5/31/2004 9:43:27 AM | Message Detail

nothing to say...................................nothing to say

BuMp
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 5/31/2004 5:59:24 PM | Message Detail

Actually, I believe the phrase was:

Director: Alright, what scene is next?

A.D.: I can't read anything, the script is covered in the words "Cloud are smart"

Pretty much along those lines.
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof on newgrounds

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/1/2004 12:31:35 PM | Message Detail

Oh my gosh... Bad news guys. It looks like we three are the only Blooper makers in the FFVII board. We're the only ones dwelling in this topic.
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/1/2004 2:38:40 PM | Message Detail

And the sad thing is that is game is soooooo comical it is hard not to make a blooper (It could be sarcasm or not, take it as you want)

My favorite line from FFVII is..................see sig
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/1/2004 2:51:28 PM | Message Detail

A new medicine for the sad people:

Bloopers!

Drug Facts

Directions: See as many Bloopers as you like. See at least 2 Bloopers a day.

Side Effects: Laughing to much, wet yourself in laughter, and fall down from your desk.

Ingredients: masterbahamut07, Talic300, and yoohoo65.

Okay, guys. I'll try to make 1 Blooper a day to keep this topic alive. Make sure those people take the medicine.
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: fatedtoslay | Posted: 6/1/2004 2:52:30 PM | Message Detail

*Crickets chirp*
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Come on you apes,you want to live forever!!!-Lt.Ratchek

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/1/2004 3:10:27 PM | Message Detail

Blooper name: The Fall of the Pillar
Laughing rate: Average

Start

*SPOILERS*

Director: "Okay, scene 23! Take 3! Action!"

Jessie: "It was really nice to meet you guys..." (sniff) (gets a violin and plays the music the violinists play while the Titanic was sinking)

Biggs and Wedge: (gets their violin (cello for Wedge) and plays with Jessie)

Cloud appears.

Cloud: "Hey, you three! Get the hell out of the way!" (tries to get through Wedge, but fails and gets squished)

Director: "CUT!!! (Gee, they really can't play the violin and cello...)"

Biggs, Wedge, and Jessie stops.

Director: "Let Cloud get through! (Wait a minute... If Wedge is there, an ant cannot get through...) Barret! Shoot the fat bastard!"

Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director)

Director: "ARGH!!! My balls!!!" (sees his balls fall down the pillar and dives down to get them)

Then Cloud and Tifa gets to the top.

Tifa: "Hey,
Reno, set the bomb and leave so that all the idiots can get crushed! (Especially the director.)"

Reno: "(Shes hot... Better do what she says.)" (sets the bomb and jumps down the pillar and gets in the helecopter)

Then Barret, Cloud, and Tifa gets on the wire and leaves just as the bomb ignites.

Director: (sees the pillar falling) "Damn... Violin please~!?!?" (gets crushed) "At least I can play the violin..." (Wedge falls on him) "Oh, ****." (dies)

THE END
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/1/2004 6:25:35 PM | Message Detail

Noooo!!! This topic is dead! I'm the only one! *sniffs while creating a gravestone*
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/1/2004 6:30:57 PM | Message Detail

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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/1/2004 6:41:51 PM | Message Detail

I cannot think of anything......ANYTHING

but maybe I'll try
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Nope nothing *Smacks forehead* hmmmmm maybe I'll study for finals.....................NO
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No real plot to my typing (or speaking) and once again a quote from Squall "Whatever......"
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/2/2004 10:44:16 AM | Message Detail

Spoilers?

Battle arena 1st visit(When everyone is dead)

*Cloud and Tifa walk to the top of the stairs*

Tifa: Oh my god!!!! All those dead people! Cloud do something...

*Cloud walks over to a decapitated body*

Cloud: Are you okay?.....hmmm no answer. Tifa I think that everyone is dead.

*Dio walks in*

Dio: Holy ****!! How many ****ing dead people are there! Did you mother ****ers kill all those ****ing innocent people?! Now how the **** am I supposed to ****ing replace all these ****ing workers?! You are gonna ****ing pay you ****ing *******!

Cloud: Woah man, calm down you're gonna have a heart attack. And we didn't do anything

*Dio calls the security guards*

Security Guard: What do you want us to do?

Dio: Arrest them!

SG: Um how about no......I mean you have to be ****ing retarded not to see that they have no guns on them, but that one guy does have a HUGE "sword"

Dio: You've got to be ****ing kidding me you ****ing moron! If you don't ****ing do something quick he will ****ing kill you too! That ****er might even ****ing kill me!! ME! So get your ass in gear and arrest him

SG(covered in spit): Fine I'll ****ing arrest him. Now just SHUT THE **** UP YOU ASS!

*Cloud and Tifa sneak away as the two are fighting*

Dio: Good!

*Dio and the security guard turn*

Dio: Where the *&^%$$%^&#(*&^%$#^&$#$%^#*%^&#$^#$%&$%&*%^(%@ are they! It's your ^&#$^!$^^%*$^&(@#&^#$&(*&^%#$%^&*&^%$%^& fualt!

SG: **** This.....*walks away*




Not too funny, but I'm bored and I don't wanna study for my finals.
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/2/2004 1:57:46 PM | Message Detail

What did you think about that Blooper?
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: LJSK | Posted: 6/2/2004 2:06:17 PM | Message Detail

You've got to be ****ing kidding me you ****ing moron! If you don't ****ing do something quick he will ****ing kill you too! That ****er might even ****ing kill me!! ME! So get your ass in gear and arrest him


sigged, but may need reducing
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"Yeah, even if you do flush the toilet, Scarlet still says that. So there is only one logical explanation: Cloud farted." - crono 12064

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/2/2004 2:18:00 PM | Message Detail

(spoilers)

Cloud: (jumps off the train and gets hit by the guard hit by Jessie)

Jessie: "My bad."

Barret: "C'mon, oldcomer. This way."

Director: "CUT!!! Its 'newcomer' not 'oldcomer'. And Cloud is younger than you!"

Barret: "Whoops..."

Cloud: "Lets just go on."

Barret: "No, it is just that I wet myself."

Director: "Just shut up!!! This isn't supposed to be a comedy routine!"

After they rode on the elevator...

Jessie: "Cloud, help!"

Cloud: "What?"

Jessie: "My wang got stuck!"

Cloud: "...So?"

Jessie: "Help me!"

Cloud: "Just pull it off."

Jessie: (pulls it off) "Wait a sec, this is a banana... My bad."

Director: "(I can't wait until we get to the part when the pillar falls down.)"

At where Cloud sets the bomb...

Cloud: (sets the bomb)

Guard Scorpion appears and raises its tail up.

Cloud: "Attack while its tail is up! It is going to counterattack with its laser!"

Barret: "He won't have a tail." (pulls tail off and glues it on his torso)

Guard Scorpion: "Grrr..." (uses laser on Barret)

Barret: "Ugh! Thats horrid!"

Guard Scorpion: (hits Barret with the tail)

Barret: "I don't like how it feels!"

Cloud: (pees on Guard Scorpion and then uses Bolt)

Then Guard Scorpion shuts down.

Director: "(Hey, Assistant Director, make sure Barret does not take any showers.)"

A.D.: "(Okay, but make sure he stays away from me.)"

Director and A.D.: "..."

Director: "(Let's wear these robo-suits instead.)"

A.D.: "(Good idea.)"
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/2/2004 3:50:24 PM | Message Detail

Don't worry guys, I'll post mine as soon as I finish it up. Unfortunately, I'm at a bit of a writers block.
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"I've got your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof on newgrounds

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/3/2004 11:28:49 AM | Message Detail

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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/3/2004 11:32:21 AM | Message Detail

well actually I have 35 more than you, but it took me like a year and a half to get it that high (as high as yours)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 6/3/2004 11:43:33 AM | Message Detail

Cloud: "Oh, great WEAPON, I shall fell you with my awsome blade!"

0 Damage

Cloud: "Ahem! Oh, great WEAPON, you shall perish from the powers of my mighty sword!"

0 Damage

Cloud: "Rrrgh! Oh, pitiful WEAPON, even a measley staff could break you in two!"

0 Damage

Cloud: "**** this, I'm outta here."

MetalGearSolidBoy: "BUMP!"
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From: Gemquist | Posted: 6/3/2004 12:29:05 PM | Message Detail

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*at night cloud and Aeries are getting ready for bed WHEN..
Cloud is teleported to FF tactics

Cloud:... I WAS GONNA SCORE!!! wait... this is the isnt ff7...


In other words.... Bumpety bump.

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"AAACHOOOOO" Chupon

From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 6/3/2004 12:52:06 PM | Message Detail

SPOILERS



*Cloud takes Aerith to the pool*
*Her body is limp and lifeless*
*He lowers her into the water*
*Aerith's dead body just floats in the water*

Director: Cloud.....the floaties......
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"God is dead." -Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." -God

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/3/2004 3:34:11 PM | Message Detail

Well this is a bump cause believe it or not......I have nothing to say
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Agentsmurf | Posted: 6/3/2004 4:00:32 PM | Message Detail

Spoilers

*After dyne is hanging for his life*
Dyne-barrett save me

Director-CUT!the line was Take care of Marlane.
Dyne-I know but my arm is numb and i'm slipping.
Director-Barrett,so help.
(Barrett checking out AC director)You come here often,..
Director-Barrett!!
barrett-Excuse me..WHAT??
Director-Help Dyne
Dyne-Anyone help..
Barrett-Dyne hang on
Dyne-I am sliippinnggg
Barrett-Gotcha.
Ac Director-OH BARRETT!!
Barrett-(looks down)Oh yeah i gotcha.
Dyne-AHHHHHHHH!OWW!
(Later on the news)
Cloud-Stupid white Barrett
Tifa-Let's go i am ready
Cloud-YEAH!!
Dyne and Barrett-Wow now this is tv magic.
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"The dice gonna do what the dice gonna do"

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/3/2004 6:58:29 PM | Message Detail

(spoilers)

After the gang beats Guard Scorpion...

Cloud: "Ugh! Get away from me!"

Barret: "Say the same thing to him!" (gestures at Guard Scorpion)

Cloud: "Whatever... Just get outta here."

Then they get out of the reactor and the reactor explodes. Then Cloud meets Aeris.

Aeris: "Hey, you!"

Cloud: "(I know she must not be talking to me. I mean, I'm not hot.)

Aeris: "The one with the messed up hair!"

Cloud: "What?"

Aeris: "You want a rose for a gil?"

Cloud: "Okay." (takes the rose and smells it) "I know you like to thank your **** don't stink, but lean a little bit closer see roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo. Yeah, roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo."

Aeris: (sniffs roses) "You're right."

Cloud: "(Wow, you are actually good at something.)"

At 7th heaven...

Tifa: "Cloud! Why did you bring that rose with you? You know it smells like ****!"

Cloud: "Ugh..." (smells the flower and sees that it smells worse) "You can have it."

Director: "Hey, A.D., is that how you treat your girlfriend?"

Cloud: (hears the Director) "She is not my girlfriend!"

Director: "Well, too bad for you. Dibs on Tifa!"

Tifa: "Ewwwww!!!"

Director: "(I hate my life.)"

A.D.: "Hey, Tifa, do you want me?"

Tifa: (eyes sparkle) "Sure!"

Director: "(Note to self: Push A.D. in the way of Sephiroth at the time he lunges at Aeris so that he can be gone.)"

A.D.: "Hey, Director, I think you should go take a break and jog outside. You weigh even more than Wedge!"

Director: "(At least I'm smart...wait, I'm not. Whoops...)"
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: Mr Tuna | Posted: 6/3/2004 8:32:15 PM | Message Detail

Alright, I'll try one. It will suck though, so don't comment it.

*Near a bathroom*

Cloud: Hey Cait Sith, you've been in there for a while. Now hurry up, or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow the house down!!! Oh whatever I'll just open the door.

*In the bathroom*

Cait Sith: Ahhhh! *Turns the other way, while zipping himself up. *Turns towards cloud again*
Cloud: Why do you have a lump in your costume that didn't use to be there?
Cait Sith: Ummm.
Cloud: And why is there this weird sticky stuff on your zipper?
Cait Sith: Ummm.
Cloud: And why is there a cabinet filled with dead girls... hey is that Aeris?
Cait Sith: Ummm.
Cloud: Wow, they sure have bad cleaner people here.

*The lights turn off and Cait Sith attacks Cloud. They have some alone time... and later, Cait Sith stuffs Cloud in the cabinet. Cait Sith leaves the room*

Cait Sith: Hey Tifa, I have something I want to tell you alone.

Yes, I know it sucks. Here's another one that makes the top one sound better.

Cloud: Hey foo!!
Barrett: 'Sup homie!!!
Cloud: Fo Sho!!!
.... See ya later foo!!!
Barrett: Later sucka!
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Penguins are cool

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/4/2004 9:45:20 AM | Message Detail

pretty funny (the first one that is)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/4/2004 10:41:07 AM | Message Detail

Wow I am in a rut......I can't think of anything to write, but the good thing is that NO SCHOOL! Today was my last day of freshman year! So being this happy I am going to try and write a blooper

Spoilers

When Tifa escapes gas chamber

*Tifa unlocks herself and is going to the crack in the wall (haha crack...)

Scarlet: Hey you ***** where do you think you are going?

*Tifa turns towards her*

Tifa: Hey hunny I just wanted to say....take a good look at them *grabs them* cause you'll NEVER get them

Scarlet: Hey ***** where the **** do you think you are going? I'm haven't ****ed you yet. I mean ****ing killed you yet....yea killed you yet <_< >_>

*Just as Tifa escapes Scarlet Busts open the door*

*Scarlet goes through the crack and sees Tifa halfway down the building*

Scarlet: **** you'd think that with her being as "big" as she is that she would fall!

*Scarlet and her 2 guards start to climb down*

Guard 1: Wow Tifa sure is pretty *looks down at Tifa* OMG She has HUGE....*"gun" enlarges (and he falls down)* BOOOOOOO00000ooooo**

*Tifa sees him fall*

Tifa: Wow he has a bigger "gun" than Cloud

*Tifa reaches the bottom and soon after so does Scarlet and the other guard*

*Tifa reaches the end of the gun*

*Scarlet catches up with her*

Scarlet: Well well well, look what we have here......

Tifa: And look what isn't here *points towards Scarlet's chest* hehehe

Scarlet: You ***** I'm gonna KILL you! *Starts to slap Tifa*

Tifa: OWWWW you ***** that's it! *slaps her back*

Guard 2: (Thinking....Wow two really hott girls slapping each other) *passes out and falls over the gun*

*Tifa sees him*

Tifa: Wow his "gun" is even BIGGER than the other guard!!!!

Scarlet: Of course do you think I would just pick some useless guy who can't handle a "gun"?

Tifa: Let's stop fighting and lets look at some more of the guard's guns *winks*

Scarlet: I was waiting for you to ask....

*They walk away*

*Cait Sith, Barret, and Yuffie come with the Highwind*

*They look around*

Barret: Where the **** is she?!


The end (kinda bad)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/4/2004 3:26:44 PM | Message Detail

bump please
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/4/2004 3:48:20 PM | Message Detail

*spoilers*

At 7th heaven...

Barret: "Get your asses in here! We're starting the meeting!" (goes down)

Wedge: (continues eating)

Biggs, Jessie: (goes down)

Cloud: (goes to Tifa)

Tifa: "What do you want?"

Cloud: "A bottle of urine, please." (takes urine and drinks it)

Tifa: "Got milk?" (milks herself)

Cloud: "Yeah." (milks himself and milk comes out)

Tifa: o_O

At the basement...

Barret: "Yo, where the hell is Wedge?"

Jessie: "I'll check." (goes up)

Then there is shouting... then thumps...

Barret: "What the hell is going on???"

The gang goes upstairs and sees Wedge and Jessie fighting.

Jessie: "I was saving that urine for later, you ****in' *****!"

Barret: "What is going on with you two?"

Jessie: "He drank all of our urine!"

Barret, Cloud, and Biggs: "Oh, Wedge, you are so dead..." (charges at Wedge)

Wedge: "Oh, NO! STOP! NO! DON'T STOMP ON ME THERE! NOOOOO!!!"
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: bladegash | Posted: 6/4/2004 4:54:46 PM | Message Detail

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From: FF123456789andmore | Posted: 6/4/2004 5:54:27 PM | Message Detail

^^ Wow, if I were you I would delete that and repost it with less censor bypassing...
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"This guy are sick" -Aeris

From: Gogetunks15 | Posted: 6/4/2004 7:23:16 PM | Message Detail

You guys are doin good. I'll try to come up with something. I have never done a blooper before so just know that when I do post one....Im a noob.
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Currently Playing: Diablo 2 (Amazon name: MinuetofNE)

From: Twisted Chocoboko | Posted: 6/5/2004 6:37:32 AM | Message Detail

Why you always have to knock twice on Vincent's Coffin...

Cloud: *knock knock*

Vincent: What do you want? *muffled as he's in the coffin...*

Cloud: C'mon out, we're on an adventure to get me better toy-- er I mean we're out to save the world!

*Flapping of pages are heard within the coffin*

Cloud: C'moooonn

Vincent: *Opens the lid, hiding something in the side of the cloth lining* Go away. *He closes the lid*

Cloud: You stink.

Vincent: Oh Tifa *Is obviously oggling something* You look lovely today...

Tifa: *Peeks in from the hall* How did he see me?

Cloud: I dunno.. Get out here you pale freak! *KNOCK KNOCK*

Vincent: Fine fine... *He kicks the lid open and flips to the back edge, Playboy with Tifa on the cover dangling from a crease in his metal arm* Oops...

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/5/2004 8:49:32 PM | Message Detail

Wow this topic is really slipping......
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Twisted Chocoboko | Posted: 6/6/2004 1:30:49 AM | Message Detail

Thank you for posting that RIGHT after my post there Talic ^_^; Ah well.

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/6/2004 10:44:07 AM | Message Detail

Twisted Chocoboko I didn't mean that your post was bad, actually I thought that it was funny. I just said that because it was waaaaaay in the back pages of the board......that's all.

And if anyone is hoping for me to make another blooper (doubt it though) I have to say.......not right now
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/6/2004 10:46:21 AM | Message Detail

Twisted Chocoboko I didn't mean that your post was bad, actually I thought that it was funny. I just said that because it was waaaaaay in the back pages of the board......that's all.

I meant to say that this TOPIC is in the back pages of the board.......not your post (Oh boy, nothing is coming out the way I want it to today)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/6/2004 10:46:37 AM | Message Detail

Am I the second best Blooper maker here, Talic300 and masterbahamut07?
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: JStrife | Posted: 6/6/2004 11:39:40 AM | Message Detail

Ok im not sure if im even supposed to be in this contest ive read about but im gonna make one for the heck of it. I never read all the bloopers so im kinda not sure if somebody else already did this.

Scene: Aeris is going to get stabbed by Sephiroth in the City of the Ancients.
Director: And... Action!
Sephiroth: *Gets ready tofall down with his sword thrust out to stab Aeris*
Man controlling the wires: Ok, a little to the left...
*The wire snaps*
Saphiroth: *Falls down, but misses Aeris by a few feet. His head hits the railing and he falls into the water.*
Director: Cut and print.
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"I tried to exploit the power of darkness, but it backfired." - Cloud, Kingdom-Hearts style

From: linkinpark27 | Posted: 6/6/2004 12:15:30 PM | Message Detail

Any Sceene:
*Tifa's "chest" pop out of her shirt*
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/6/2004 12:58:29 PM | Message Detail

Well yoohoo65, since masterbahamut07 hasn't posted any bloopers recently then I would say you and I are the best blooper makers here ( You and I are pretty close when it comes to making bloopers I think)

So I would not say that one of us is better than the other, just that some of my/your bloopers and better than your/my bloopers. (get it?)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/6/2004 2:25:16 PM | Message Detail

I have an idea for a stupid blooper so bear with me

small spoilers

When the party gets caught in the Shinra HQ

*Tifa's moans wake up Cloud*

Cloud: Huh?Wh-what?

*Cloud looks over towards Tifa*

Cloud: O_o

*Tifa is "scratching" herself and saying Cloud is a soft sexy voice*

Tifa: Oh Cloud! *She looks over* CLOUD!! *removes hand*

Cloud: Hey Tifa. What were you doing?

Tifa: Scratching <_< >_> <_< yes I was scratching myself.

Cloud: Okaaaaay. Let's see what Aeris is doing * Cloud climbs up to a crack in the wall to see if Aeris is okay*

Cloud: Hey *looks down* Aerrr...

*Aeris is also "scratching" herself while saying Clouds name, but she is saying it louder than Tifa was*

Cloud: Aeris what are you doing?

Aeris: Please Cloud stop that.

Cloud: Stop what?

*Aeris looks over*

Aeris: Holy **** Cloud! How long were you looking at me?

Cloud: Not too long, anyway what were you doing?

Aeris: Um I was.......scratching <_< >_> <_< yes I was scratching myself.

Cloud: Amazing!

Aeris: What is?

Cloud: Well you and Tifa were both scratching yourself and for some odd reason you both were saying my name! What are the odds of that?!

Aeris: Yes what are the odds of that. Hey Cloud why don't you go check on Red and Barret?

Cloud: Sure *goes to a crack in the wall to check on Red and Barret*

Cloud: Guy? Are you awake?

*Red and Barret are rubbing themselves while saying Cloud*

Cloud: Guys what are you doing?

Red and Barret: Scratching <_< >_> <_< yes I was scratching myself.

*Cloud hears his name*

Cloud: Huh what?

Tifa: Wake up Cloud!

Cloud: Wh-wh-who said that? *wakes up* Oh Tifa what's up?

Tifa: Well Cloud when I was "scratching" myself you started to get physical with me while you were sleeping so I woke you up.

Cloud: Okay...I'm gonna go check on Aeris *peeks through a whole to see Aeris*

Cloud: Hey *looks down* Aerrr...

*Aeris is "scratching" herself while saying Clouds name*

Cloud: Aeris what are you doing?

Aeris: Please Cloud stop that.

Cloud: Stop what?

*Aeris looks over*

Aeris: Holy **** Cloud! How long were you looking at me?

Cloud: Not too long, anyway what were you doi... No wait never mind I'm gonna go to sleep with Tifa.
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: stripey12 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:22:30 PM | Message Detail

IM back!

Now heres my blooper

Sephiroth tries to stab aeris

Aeris: Huh?
Sephiroth: Oh no it's made of rubber
Director: Guys we need a dead Aeris Here!
Cloud: Ill do it
Cloud slashes aeris
Barret walks in
Barret: Holy mofo Cloud killed aeris!
Director:Barret wait!
Barret: Die mofo!
Barret shoves a marshmallow down Clouds throat and everybody know cloud is allergic to marshmallows
Cloud:Agch!
Cloud dies
Director: Now whos gonna be our main character
Charlie brown walks in
Director:You your our new star
Charlie brown:good grief!

From: stripey12 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:23:34 PM | Message Detail

how was that talic?

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:26:11 PM | Message Detail

pretty good. There needs to be more posts here besides yoohoo, masterbahamut, and myself so keep making bloopers
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: stripey12 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:34:49 PM | Message Detail

alright then

Director:Alright action!

Barret:Hey charlie lets play kick chocobo

Charlie brown:ok
Charlie runs
Barret: oops
He pulls the chocobo away
Charlie:AWW!

He lands on tifa
Charlie: Watcha you doing tonight sweet cheeks?
Tifa:Why i oughta
She kicks him for 1000 miles
Director:When do you think he will be back?
Barret:Meh
Charlie lands on the price is right stage

Bob Parker:Tell these people what they can win sephiroth
Sephiroth: Yes sir you can win a new car The latest F-150 comes with the top of the line blah blah blah
Charlie: So this is his nightime job.

How was that one?

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:36:56 PM | Message Detail

.......meh...... ( I chuckled a bit)

Just let them flow out.......don't rush them
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: stripey12 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:42:41 PM | Message Detail

tag and by the way what did you think of my topic about hell and me saving this board?

From: stripey12 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:43:23 PM | Message Detail

good or bad?

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/6/2004 3:48:26 PM | Message Detail

It was confusing, but funny......so I would say that it was good
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/6/2004 4:36:50 PM | Message Detail

...Looks like you and Stripey are going to be good friends.
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/6/2004 4:49:58 PM | Message Detail

*spoilers*

At 7th heaven...

Tifa: "Stop it! It is past your bedtime!!!" (points at the clock which says, "
11:00P.M.")

Cloud: (whimper)

The next day...

Tifa: "Good morning, Cloud! Did you sleep well?"

Cloud: "...Barret's snoring kept me up."

Barret: "What the **** did I just hear???" (lunges at Cloud)

Cloud: "NO!!! He's touching me!!! I'm going to get sick!!!" (pukes on Barret)

Tifa: "You HAD to take a shower anyways, Barret." (chuckles)

Barret: "(No! She hates me...)" (takes a shower)

Cloud: (peeks and goes to Tifa)

Tifa: "(So, how big was it?)"

Cloud: "(Ummm... About 8 inches, I guess...)"

Barret: (gets out with clothes on) "Okay, lets go!"

Director: "Finally, it was really hot with these robo-suits on." (takes it off)

A.D.: (does the same)

Wedge: (appears) "OWWWW!!!"

Cloud: "Are you alright?"

Wedge: (eyes widen) "What the ****?!?! You think I would be okay when you step on my torso and give me minute wedgies???"

Cloud: "Oh, I'm so sorry... I'll give some more."

Wedge: (struggles) "Oh, NO!!! The pain!!! It burns! Oh, God, please save me!!!"

Director and A.D.: (sees that Wedge's boxers are brown-stained and puts robo-suits back on)
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: Squall88999 | Posted: 6/6/2004 7:48:35 PM | Message Detail

bump
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"I promise this will be quick! Hit me with all you got, Dad!"-Tidus(Final Fantasy 10)

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/7/2004 7:49:30 AM | Message Detail

I got a new sig!!!

(bump)
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
Sometimes I just feel like stealing- Chris Rock

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/7/2004 12:14:02 PM | Message Detail

Too much bumps... Lets use Bloopers instead of bumps.
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: beebajazz | Posted: 6/7/2004 12:43:07 PM | Message Detail

SPOILERS



At costa del sol after getting the buggy

Cloud, looking at cait sith: I always wondered what color patrick star would be with sunburn!
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"Oops..." Abe, after getting a mudokkon shredded.Post on the king of dragons board for SNES

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/7/2004 7:24:26 PM | Message Detail

*spoilers*

In 7th heaven...

Barret: "Okay, I'll fill you in the train."

Cloud: "Okay, lets mosey!"

Tifa: "..."

At the train...

Tifa: "Cloud, lets look at this map monitor!"

Cloud: (looks at it for a few minutes) "ARGH... This is boring. Lets go somewhere else."

Then the gang goes to the third car and sees naked people.

Tifa: "WOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!"

Cloud: "Sweet!"

Naked Guy: "Hey, wanna have a fight?"

Cloud: "You're on!"

N.G.: "Okay, water gun!"

Then the lights go red.

Jessie: "The train crashed! Lets go!"

Cloud: "Hey, N.G., wanna come with us?"

N.G.: "Sure!"

Then the gang gets out of the train.

In the winding tunnel, the gang encounter rocket launchers.

N.G.: "I use water gun!" (pees on rocket launcher and rocket launcher dies)

A.D.: "(Hey, Director, these robo-suits are a great idea.)"

Director: "(See? I'm a genius, am I?)"

A.D.: "(No, you're not.)"

Director: "(You've got a point there...)"
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: lordofthepsychicfrog | Posted: 6/8/2004 3:56:27 PM | Message Detail

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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/8/2004 4:03:04 PM | Message Detail

What happened to masterbahamut's Silence Breaking Polka Band?
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/8/2004 5:23:44 PM | Message Detail

Didn't he say that he was having some writer's block?

Speaking of writer's block I think I have it now.....

It is probably because of me playing .Hack Outbreak. It's a good game and since I beat the other two I bought it.

Anyway back on track.........um you might not see me for a while, but don't worry.......I'll be back
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
Sometimes I just feel like stealing- Chris Rock

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/8/2004 6:59:22 PM | Message Detail

I can't post a Blooper today because of my sister. Sorry! But I'll run the silence breaking polka band myself.

Silence Breaking Polka Band, the silence breaking polka band, the silence breaking polka band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo.!
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/9/2004 1:43:51 PM | Message Detail

Well I guess I'll do the...

Silence Breaking Polka Band, The Silenc.........**** it *drops mic*


And that ladies and gents is my "blooper"
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
Sometimes I just feel like stealing- Chris Rock

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/9/2004 2:28:42 PM | Message Detail

Uhhh... Talic? Isn't what you did not a Blooper, but a Microphone Breaking Polka Band???

Anyways, I should get another microphone...
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"There was a pit of darkness with a monster lying in it.
I fell into the pit. I had no kit." ~ Andrew Cottel

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/9/2004 3:38:38 PM | Message Detail

Yea I think it is yoohoo......I wish I could think up a real blooper

and if this topic got to 500 before school starts again I would be utterly surprised. I would say that I would delete my user name, but it took me almost 2 years to get 105 karma.....so I don't think I can afford making a new user name
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Well, lets mosey- Cloud
Sometimes I just feel like stealing- Chris Rock

From: JStrife | Posted: 6/9/2004 9:54:59 PM | Message Detail

ok now that im done thinking, time to try this one.
Scene:Diamond Weapon is supposed to come out of the sea.
Director: And... Action!
*Diamond Weapon does not come up*
Director: I said action!
*Diamond Weapon still doesn't come up*
Director: Would someone see whats up with him?
Technician: Ok probably a glitch, I need someone to come with me to help me fix him.
Barret: Sure why not?
*Barret and the Technician fly to Diamond weapon*
Technician: Ok Barret I need you to monitor this scale to tell me which way to go, ok?
Barret: Ok.
*The technician gets an oxygen tank and dives down under, and Barret directs him to Diamond Weapon*
Technician on Radio (dont ask how he has one down there): Ok its a wire nearly coming loose. Hang on, let me put it together...
*The technician puts it back in place. When he does so, a current of electricity goes flying out through all of the water*
Technician: gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gghhhghghghghghgghghh
Barret: Now thats what I call Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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"I tried to exploit the power of darkness, but it backfired." - Cloud, Kingdom-Hearts style

From: stripey12 | Posted: 6/10/2004 6:56:54 AM | Message Detail

i got mes a idea

Director: Alright scene 22 cloud lowering Aeris into
lake ACTION!

Cloud:Goodbye
Aeris:Oh Hi cloud
Cloud: Wha! Your supposed to be dead!
Director:Any problems over there cloud
Cloud:No sir
Cloud:Pist yuffie give me a ninja star
Yuffie:Here you go.
Director: What was that!?
Cloud:Nothing
Cloud:Here eat this
Aeris:What is it
Cloud: It's a cheese burger
Aeris:Oh mmmm.... Cheese agh!
Cloud:That solves that problem stupid flower girl
Aeris in Hell:Where are the flowers?
Satan: Here eat this?
Aeris:What is it?
Satan:A Hot dog
Aeris: Good because i think im allergic to cheeseb.... AGH!
Aeris in place worse than hell:Where am i?
Ozzy:Welcome to my house you bloody flower ******

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/10/2004 11:14:09 AM | Message Detail

I am gonna force a blooper out so if it sucks then I am sorry I guess

Small Spoilers

Cloud and the gang are walking towards Wutai

*Cloud and the gang kill a monster*

Cloud: Hey look another marble!!! *picks it up* Wow I sure do have a lot of these now

Red: Uh Cloud? That is what we call materia...

Cloud: How many times do I have to tell you materia is just a fancy word for marble!!

Cid: Holy ****! How ****ing dumb can you be! We told you the difference between materia and marbles about a ****ing million times!!!

Cloud: And do I have to you a million times that materia is just a fancy word for marble!

Yuffie: Uh Cloud *twitches* can I have your marbles *twitches*

Cloud: *looks down* EWW **** no! Now Yuffie this is the last time I'm gonna say this......Tifa is the only one who can have my marbles

Tifa: *Blushes* Oh Cloud...*giggles*

Yuffie: Cloud I didn't mean those marbles, but are you sure?

Cloud: Yes I'm sure *walks over to Tifa and holds her*

Tifa: *starts to breath heavily* Thank you Cloud

Yuffie: Oh....LOOK OVER THERE!!! *points somewhere*

Cloud: What! *turns around*

*Yuffie grabs the sack full of marbles and runs away*

Barret: Hey you ***** get back here!!! *starts to run after her*

Cloud: Barret Stop

Barret: *Stops and turns around* Why?

Cloud: Because she only stole my "toys"....

Barret: Oh..... Now that the ***** is gone let's go to
Costa Del Sol!!!!

*Everyone goes to
Costa Del Sol
except Yuffie*

(In Wutai)

Yuffie: *Opens the sack full of toys* What the hell is this!!!! Cloud...CLOud......CCCCLLLLOOOUUUDDD!!!!

Cloud: Did you hear something?
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/10/2004 5:17:25 PM | Message Detail

This is pretty short because I'm running out of ideas.

*spoilers*

In the winding tunnel...

Barret: "Are you telling me to squeeze in here to get to the plate? No way!"

Cloud: "Yeah. I don't know how Wedge managed to get through it, though."

Tifa: "We'll push you, Barret."

Then Barret gets through the hole.

Barret: "ARGH!!! My ass! Can't...move!"

Cloud: "N.G., you're next."

Barret: "(NOOOOO!!!)"

N.G.: "Okay." (gets through the hole and lands on Barret directly on his butt)

Barret: "(It...smells...)"
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: Azigal | Posted: 6/10/2004 6:31:30 PM | Message Detail

I'll do one just for the hell of it

*Everyone is on the Highwind*

Cait Sith: Hey everyone, Diamond weapon has just appeared near Midgar.

Cloud: Alright I quess we should stop it.

*The highwind spots diamond weapon slowly walking through the water*

cid: hmmm, kinda slow for an ancient protector of the world, huh?

cloud: ...

2 hours later

cloud: erm, maybe we can do some other stuff while we wait.

*they fly around the world a few times*
*breed 6 gold chocobos*
*kills sephiroth*
*ends world hunger*
*saves money on their car insurence by switching to Gieco*
*meteor destroys the world... wait?*

*the party returns to diamond weapon*

cloud: LOOK EVERYONE DIAMOND WEAPON IS...

everybody: yes, yes?

cloud: almost here...

everybody: >_<

*Diamond weapon somehow teleports to the shore*

everybody in unison: yaaaaay!

Tifa: hey what that?

*the party sees a green glowing light in the direction of Midgar*

Cid - No ******* way!

*the sister ray destroys Diamond Weapon*

*The party is left staring and the smoking remains of the diamond weapon*

Everybody: >_<

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"Had you not won, I most certainly would have"

From: Azigal | Posted: 6/10/2004 6:58:42 PM | Message Detail

bump
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"Had you not won, I most certainly would have"

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/11/2004 12:58:46 PM | Message Detail

yoohoo (maybe masterbahamut..if he ever gets back on here!) I really think that this topic has died......I mean it's usually just you and me, but occasionally someone else comes on, but they never stay (except stripey)

So with me saying that I think that we have to try harder to make more people come here.....(or not)

But like I said in one of my eariler posts I am having some writer's block.....so my posts may not be bloopers, but I am still gonna post stupid useless info 8)

Boy did write WWWAAAAYYY too much...so G-by and I'll end it with my.......

SILENCE BREAKING POLKA BAND, THE SILENC...**** it *drops mic* I'm out of here...
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/11/2004 4:23:40 PM | Message Detail

I need to bump this so THIS POST IS A BUMP!!!
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn

From: Azigal | Posted: 6/11/2004 4:40:08 PM | Message Detail

was mine good btw?
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"Had you not won, I most certainly would have"

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/11/2004 4:55:48 PM | Message Detail

You could have put in something else, but yea I liked it
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/11/2004 5:04:09 PM | Message Detail

Don't worry, I'll keep this topic alive. I'll post one Blooper a day if possible. Anyways...

Silence Breaking Polka Band, the silence breaking polka band, the silence breaking polka band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo!

or...

Microphone Breaking Polka Band, the microphone breaking polka band, the microphone breaking polka band...(drops mic, frowns, picks it up and passes it to Talic) Talic, you do the honors. The ground is pretty soft here:P
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/11/2004 5:05:52 PM | Message Detail

Woah... This topic is pretty soon coming to 200 posts.
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/11/2004 5:09:52 PM | Message Detail

I'll take dibs on the 200th post.
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/11/2004 5:16:48 PM | Message Detail

[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/11/2004 5:18:26 PM | Message Detail

Try to make it a blooper, but it doesn't have to be one
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/11/2004 6:11:21 PM | Message Detail

A blooper a day keeps the doctor away.
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: the master samurai | Posted: 6/11/2004 11:08:12 PM | Message Detail

in the shnra bulding while cloud and the others are at .the first reactor. BOOOOOOOM.

pres shinra: what happen?
pers assistent: someone set us up the bomb!
*cloud busts through the wall*
Cloud: all you reactor are belong to us(or base, whichever you think is funnier) you have no chance to survive, make your time ha ha ha ha ha.
*random music sarts playing*
cloud: all your reactor are belong to us(15000 times)

i dont know if anyone got this one, its from an old video game that was badly translated, if u dont get it just search online for all your base are belong to us.

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/13/2004 6:18:16 AM | Message Detail

I won't post a Blooper in a while since I have to play in the Blitzball tournament in the FFVII board. Well, farewell! I'll see you later!

Silence Breaking Polka Band, the silence breaking polka band, the silence breaking polka band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo!
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/14/2004 2:44:44 PM | Message Detail

Great..... C'mon people make some more bloopers! It is really had to try and keep making up new ones...
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Thinking you can level up too you go out and fight a few people with a knife in your hand while humming the FF battle theme - pillerofautumn

From: samusbestfriend | Posted: 6/14/2004 3:09:15 PM | Message Detail

I know one!


Cloud:Why cant we reshoot the Honeybee Inn scene, except with Aeris as the One who *You know*'s me and gives me lingerie.

Director: All right.
Ill tell her to come.

*Director knocks on Aeris' door*

Aeris:Im busy!

Director:Okay. Cloud, shes busy!

Cloud:Let me open that door!

I want to shoot the scene NOW! *by now drool is coming from CLoud's face and is out perverting Don Corneo*

Cloud*Breaks down door only to see Aeris *You know*ing Sephiroth

Sephiroth:Shes returning the favor.

Aeris:Im practicing for the revised Honeybee Inn scene!

Cloud:Sephy, Its my girl who you just *You know*ed.

Sephiroth:I dont care, now die!


Cloud wakes up

He sees himself in the back room of the studio

He sees Aeris preparing for the new Honeybee Inn scene.

Cloud:Just a dream.






END
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If you can't have your cake and eat it to, then what's icing on the cake for?-me

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/14/2004 3:10:47 PM | Message Detail

Hi, I'm back! The blitzball was either deleted or moved, so now I'm ready to post bloopers every night again! Say hello!

Silence Breaking Polka Band, the silence breaking polka band, the silence breaking polka band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo!
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: ZexMarquies01 | Posted: 6/14/2004 3:58:48 PM | Message Detail

( not sure if anyone thought of this yet, havn't gotten to finish readin through all of the posts yet, got an idea )

At Aeris Death Scene.

Sehpirth jumps down with his sword ready to peirce into Aeris.

Cloud : AERIS, MOVE!!!

Aeris : Huh? * turns her body a little *

* Sephiroth's sword misses aeris's Torso, and cleanly cuts off her braided hair, right where the ribbon holds it together.*

Sephiroth : .... DAMNIT CLOUD!!! your not supposed to say anything durring this scene!!!!

Aeris : ...y...y..you cut my hair. my 3 foot long hair....is...gone.... SEPHIROTH!!!! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE!!!!! I HAVE NEVER HAD MY HAIR CUT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!

* at the same time, the director, and the rest of the cast all say " ...oh sh**..." at the same time. *

* slowly, sephiroth begins to back away from Aeris...slowly moving farther and farther away from her*

Cloud : HAHAHAHAHA!!! Sephiroth just cut your hair!!! hahahaha. * cloud falls over on his back laughing, dropping his Buster Blade *

Aeris : ...you think its funny!!!!

* Aeris then runs up, picks up clouds Sword, and begins to slash away at all his yellow spikes ontop of his yead.

Aeris: lets see how YOU like it!!!

* slowly, sephiroth keeps backing away, trying to escape un-noticed *

Aeris : and where do you think YOUR going sephiroth!

* sephiroth suddenly jumps, knowing he's about to get the SH** kicked out of him. *

* Aeris then runs up to sephiroth, with the buster sword in hand, and with one swing, slices off sehpiroths long, silver hair *

Sephiroth: ...my...my silver hair. * sephiroth then runs off set, pushing the director out of his way crying *

* Aeris then stampers off set, pushing Tifa out of her way *

Director : ........CUT

Cloud : BAHAHAHAHA....He said " CUT " Get it guys, Aeris and Sephiroth both got their hair CUT!!! HAHAHA

* the rest of the cast just stands there with sweat drops appearing on their faces *


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ZexMarquies01

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/14/2004 4:34:57 PM | Message Detail

Silence Breaking Polka Band, the silence breaking polka band, the silence breaking polka band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo!

Yay! The 200th post is mine!
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/14/2004 6:50:19 PM | Message Detail

*spoilers*

In the reactor...

Cloud: (sets the bomb) "Wait a minute, why isn't there a time limit as there was in the bomb we used in the first reactor?"

Barret: "Jessie has the remote control for this bomb."

Cloud: "Lets get going!"

Then they meet the president.

President Shinra: "I'm going to unleash my new toy to destroy you guys. See you around, SUCKERS!"

After Air Buster explodes...

Cloud: "Waaaahhh!!! I don't wanna die! Waaahhh!!! Barret help me! Please!" (sniff)

Barret: "(sigh)" (readies his gun)

Cloud: "NO! I thought you were my-" (gets shot) "friiiiiieeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnndddd!!!"

TO BE CONTINUED
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/15/2004 9:07:08 AM | Message Detail

You're running out of ideas aren't you yoohoo?
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/15/2004 9:49:50 AM | Message Detail

Yeah, but please tell me that wasn't an insult. Making 1 Blooper a day is pretty hard.
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Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/15/2004 9:55:27 AM | Message Detail

Break bloopers are bloopers that aren't in my Blooper Series. I'll show you an example.

Everyone except yoohoo65: "Zzzzzzzz..."

yoohoo65: "Silence Breaking Polka Band, the silence breaking polka band, the silence breaking polka band, doo dodoludleloody loo doo!"

Barret: (wakes up quickly) "AHHHH!!! What the hell, yoohoo65!?" (shoots yoohoo65)

yoohoo65: "ARGH! My balls!"

THE END

I use Break Bloopers when this topic needs a bump or silence breaking polka band, or as a replacement if I am running out of ideas.
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Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 6/15/2004 11:08:01 AM | Message Detail

Chocobo breeding

Cloud: Hey, I finally got a carob nut from that damn *****! Let's go to the chocobo ranch!

At the chocobo ranch...

Cloud: Okay, I want to mate the Class S Great female and the S class good male...

While waiting for the morning...

Tifa: You know, I've always wanted to know what it looks like when chocobos are whacking off....

Cloud: Let's go see...

They both look int the stable... and see Sephiroth ****ing the female chocobo.

Sephiroth: WHAT THE **** ARE YOU ****ING DOING IN THIS ****
ING PLACE WHILE I'M ****ING THIS ****ING CHOCOBO, YOU ****ER!?

Cloud/tifa: O_O


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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/15/2004 1:32:48 PM | Message Detail

No it wasn't an insult. Yeah it is hard to make a blooper a day. That's why I'm not doing that 8)
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/16/2004 8:52:31 AM | Message Detail

I thought that you guys should know this......I'm trying to get to level 99 in the first reactor so I'll probably not be posting bloopers (or not posting at all) for a while.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/16/2004 3:58:07 PM | Message Detail

Break Blooper

Cloud: "Okay, we have captured 2 Motor Balls. Now we need a motor wang and then it's finished."

Tifa: "Okay, I don't wanna be a man anymore, okay???"

Cloud: (captures Motor Wang) "Gotcha! Tifa, are you ready?"

Tifa: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

A few minutes later...

Cloud: "Geez... Before you had big boobs, and now you have a big wang! Now, what should we call you?"

Tifa: "(You better not call me Barret.)"

THE END!
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Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 6/16/2004 5:51:28 PM | Message Detail

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From: ScorchDrgX | Posted: 6/16/2004 7:28:16 PM | Message Detail

*applause*

You all have sincerely gained my respect for writing these works of art...

As I read these posts I have laughed countless times. Please continue with your dedication to these masterpieces.

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/17/2004 9:22:09 AM | Message Detail

Well thanks for the compliment ScorchDrgX
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/17/2004 7:19:36 PM | Message Detail

SPOILERS

In the church...

Aeris: "Are you okay?"

Cloud: "ARGH! Whats with all these roses? Why the hell do you even let them grow here? They smell like ****!"

Aeris: "(He's going too far on that one.)"

Cloud: "My back hurts! Screw these roses!"

Reno appears.

Reno: "HOLY ****! IT STINKS HERE! FORGET IT! I'M NOT CAPTURING HER IN HERE! I'M LEAVING! RETREAT!"

Then Reno runs away.

Aeris and Cloud: "..."
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Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: Mr Tea | Posted: 6/17/2004 7:20:21 PM | Message Detail

*Aeris dies*

Cloud: ...What about my pain?
My fingers are tingling. My mouth is dry. My eyes are burning... man, I shouldn't have loaded up at 7-11's 99 cent burrito Tuesdays before coming here...

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*In the desert prison*

Vyse: Being in a prison all these years has made me so very, very, lonely...

Cloud: ... and?...

Vyse: Cloud, do you know what a 'prison bride' is?

Cloud: ...do I get to dress up in a gown?...

Vyse: It works for me!

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Barret: Let's play some blitzball, ya?

Director: cut! Barret, what the **** are you doing?

Barret: Sorry, I've tried out for a part in a new movie.. Final Fantasy 10. I've realized that there is very few African-Yevonites in the movie. Plus, I'm trying to score with a black mage called 'Lulu'. Her and Tifa both break the laws of gravity, eh? Bouncy, bouncy, ya? *high 5's Cloud*
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From: Mr Tea | Posted: 6/17/2004 7:28:27 PM | Message Detail

Bugenhagen: Ho Ho Hoooo! Ho Ho Hoooo! Ho Ho Hoooo! Look at this!

Cloud: !?

Bugenhagen: Ancients' writing.

Cloud: Can you read it?

Bugenhagen: I can't even make it out!!

Cloud: This's no time for jokes...

Bugenhagen: I'm not an Ancient. I can't read this thing! I may be old, but my
eyes aren't completely bad yet. Look closely below the writing.

Cloud: There's a note written in chalk...... (all your base)... (are belong to us)
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From: Mr Tea | Posted: 6/17/2004 7:33:40 PM | Message Detail

Heidegger: Hah, hah, hah, Mr. President, preparations for Sister Ray are now in
order.

Scarlet: Hah, hah, hah! Anytime is fine.

Rufus: ......Fire.

Rufus: You think that is a powerful weapon, well feast your eyes on this...! *drops lab coat off, revealing a naked Rufus*

Scarlet: Rufus... miniturization is not always a good thing these days...
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It took me a good 5 minutes thinking of that last line.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/17/2004 10:19:36 PM | Message Detail

Hey guys, I finally made a blooper, after the most insane three weeks of my life. I'm still working on the silence breaking polka band blooper (nice try, talic, but not what I had in mind) and hopefully, I can post it soon.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/17/2004 10:50:21 PM | Message Detail

For Whom The Bell Tolls, blooper series
~~~Episode 1~~~

Cloud is walking around the Highwind, which is flying near Midgar, when suddenly, a huge explosion happens near the chocobo ranch. He runs to the bridge.

lLoud: Cid, what the heck was that?

Cid:*snoring* Two lumps, Shera, my tea *Snore* doesn't have to *snore* so ****'n sweet.

Cloud: CID!!

Cid: *Grunt* Wha, whaddya yelling about!

Cloud: Get us to the Chocobo ranch, something weird is happening!

They arrive at the ranch, to find two people with familiar names.

?????: Look, next time, don't throw rocks at the espers, okay?

?????: Sorry, Bi.... hey, who are they?

Cloud: I could ask you two the same question, who are you, and what's up with those robo walky things?

?????: Robo Walky Things? Biggs, tell them what they really are.

Biggs: Well, they're..... uh, why don't you tell them, Wedge?

Cloud: Biggs?! Wedge?! But, you guys aren't...

Another person walks up behind them.

?????: Hey, I haven't seen you two in a while, but uh, who are these guys?

Cid: Hey, look, she's hot.

Cloud: But she looks like she's made out of big pixels

Biggs: Hey, it's, uh..... Wedge, don't you remember her name? I don't think you do.

Wedge: Wasn't it...... uh.....

?????: Terra, what's going on, who are these people?

Terra: Hi Locke, this is, I think, Biggs and Wedge, if I remember, and I haven't a clue who they are.

Cloud: Hey, use the PHS and get someone over here who might know what these block people are.

Cid: Got it. *dials* hey, Yuffie....

Cloud: Cid!!! What's wrong with you!?!?!?!

Cid: Uh, Cloud? There's a monkey sniffing your ***.

Cloud: What the?!

Terra: Hey, Gau! How you doin?

Cloud: Okay, now, I'm crazy, I see a guy with weird clothes, and a pnytail..... and he looks happy...

Terra: *turns around* Kefka?

Cid: Don't worry Cloud, I'm sure it's just the hangover..... yup, just the hangover.

~~~To Be Continued~~~
Hey, Who can guess what game the mystery characters are from?
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/18/2004 4:45:26 AM | Message Detail

Aw, Crud, I just started playing it again, and realized.... ignore the "Biggs" in that blooper, and replace them with "Vicks"
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/18/2004 5:43:35 AM | Message Detail

masterbahamut07, I hope that my Silence Breaking Polka Band Blooper is not what you thought of.
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Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/18/2004 6:26:44 AM | Message Detail

Geez... For some reason, I have more karma then masterbahamut07!
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Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: DKLinks | Posted: 6/18/2004 9:07:09 AM | Message Detail

SP

*Aires death*

*aries gets stabbed*

*cloud uses pheniox down*

Aries: im not supposed 2 be alive stupid

Cloud: whoops my bad *slices aries's head off

Cloud to aries: is that better?
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/18/2004 11:25:15 AM | Message Detail

You probably have more than me because yesterday was the first day in two weeks that I logged on. And no, I've got a different FFVII related Silence Breaking Polka Band blooper coming up.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/18/2004 11:26:06 AM | Message Detail

Uh, dklink? the name is Aeris, or at least Aerith, Aries is a zodiac sign.
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From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 6/18/2004 12:01:16 PM | Message Detail

another one...

Cid: god... a rainbow weapon... that's so friggin stupid... fat @$$ self loving $&%#...

Director: Okay, time to shoot the scene from the battle with rainbow weapon!

Barret: OKAY! 8) *shoots the background that took them 3 years to make*

Director: SHOOT THAT FAT @$$ SELF LOVING $&%#!

Real shinra soldiers: Alright! *shoots director*

Director: C.... Cut...*moan* *dead*

Sephiroth: I now claim myself as the new Director! *crickets chirping* Ahem, ahem... I said I now claim myself as the new director!

Everyone (uninthusiastically) : yaaaaaaayyy....

Sephiroth: Cloud ****s Barret, Take one

Barret: .... **** that ****, man! *shoots sephiroth*

Cloud: ... Okay, I suppose we have to make Aeris the Back Up Sephiroth...

Aeris: Are you Kidding?! Look at my chest!

Cid: Don't worry, I can take care of that... *wink* *wink*

Cloud: Friggin boy toy... I've gotta go look for a replacement....

Cid: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN A BOY TOY?! *skewers Cloud with spear*

Tifa: Dammit, Just one thing after another!

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From: utragamer | Posted: 6/18/2004 12:19:47 PM | Message Detail

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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/18/2004 5:26:09 PM | Message Detail

*spoilers*

In Sector 6...

Aeris: "Okay, my house is over there! Hurry before they come!"

At Aeris's house...

Aeris: "(Home sweet home...)"

Cloud: [to Director] "(This is the stupidest house I've ever seen. Just look at all the roses!)"

Director: "(I concur.)"

Elmyra: "Hey, Aeris. Boy, you really need to take a shower. All the roses..."

Aeris: (goes to the bathroom and comes back) "MOM! You are so stupid! The soap is made of roses! How can you do that to us???"

Director and A.D.: (closes the window of their robo suits)

The next day...

Cloud: "Aeris, I'm going to Tifa's Bar. It was nice knowing you."

Director: "(No, it wasn't.)"

Aeris: "No! I'm going with you!"

Director: "(Thats it. I'm going to let Sephiroth kill her later on...)"

In the Sector 6 park...

A carrage with Tifa passes by.

Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"

Cloud: (eyes widen)
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Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the Director) ~ One of my FFVII Bloopers

From: Deuce ex Defcon | Posted: 6/18/2004 5:34:08 PM | Message Detail

For anyone who gives a rat's ass, I've uploaded Bayside Player's entire topic on to my site. It's here:

www.ilstu.edu/~cmstale/BaysidePlayerBlooperTopic.htm

I forgot to remove all the links from the HTML. I'll do it later, but it'll be a pain in the ass since I'm using dial up and the file is nearly a meg. So if it's down later, that's why.

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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/19/2004 6:18:01 PM | Message Detail

Isn't that the 1st blooper topic?
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From: Defcon999 | Posted: 6/19/2004 6:25:32 PM | Message Detail

Correct, that is the topic that came directly before this one.

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From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 6/19/2004 6:28:18 PM | Message Detail

Gorki: "Here I am, Miss Yuffie!."

Yuffie: "Off course!"
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From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 6/19/2004 6:30:51 PM | Message Detail

I never understood why the heck he said that.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/19/2004 7:06:56 PM | Message Detail

*spoilers*

In the Wall Market...

Advertiser: "Hey, you two!"

Cloud: "!?" (looks at Advertiser)

Advertiser: "Yeah, you! Go in here and get some rest!"

Cloud: (cuts the Advertiser in half) "
Moron..."

Then they go to the entrence of Don Corneo's mansion.

Guard: "Sorry, but men aren't allowed in here."

Cloud: "(What do we do, Aeris?)"

Aeris: "(Just dress like a girl. It's the only way!)"

Cloud: "(WHAT???)"

Aeris: [to Guard] "Just wait. I got an ugly friend to bring."

Director: "(Hey, A.D., if I was Cloud, then I wouldn't be talking, right? I mean, Cloud looks better than Aeris!)"

A.D.: "(Who would?)"

Then Cloud got a Silk Dress, Blonde Wig, Sexy Colonge, Diamond Tiara, Bikini Briefs, and make-up and went to the entrence again.

Guard: "Are you sure that is your friend? I mean, whats with that sword? (Cool sword.) Women would not have muscles that big. Plus, you have so much hair on your legs. Now, let me check." (strips Cloud and rips his Bikini Briefs) "Ahhh... So, you WERE trying to trick me! Get outta here, bastard!"

Cloud: (takes sword and slices the Guard into a million pieces)

Director: "(Damn... If Cloud didn't kill him, we would ask him how long it is...)"

A.D.: "(Yeah... But we can see how long the Guard's is as long it isn't sliced, but don't step on the guts in the process.)"

Director: "(Good idea.)"
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/20/2004 3:40:49 PM | Message Detail

It's been a while huh? Well I thought I might try a small blooper (and stupid) So here....

Spoilers

In Midgar

*Cloud, Tifa, and Barret are walking down the road*

Cloud: What a fine day.....

Barret: Shut up ***** *slaps Cloud with gun arm*

(To Be Continued)


I am busy leveling up so I'll get back to it later

This post beats just saying bump, right?
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/20/2004 6:59:01 PM | Message Detail

*spoilers*

In Don Corneo's mansion...

Someone: "Okay, ladies. Wait here."

Aeris: "Now's our chance. Let's find her!"

In Basement...

Aeris: "(What big boobs! I am soooo jealous...)"

Cloud: "(Ugly...)"

Tifa: "(Is that Aeris?)"

Aeris: "Hi, Tifa. I'm Aeris."

Tifa: "So, you were the one to told Cloud that I was foine at the park."

Aeris: "I was just kidding."

Tifa: "So, do you think I'm foine?"

Aeris: "Well, um, no."

A.D.: "(She's actually right for once!)"

Director: "(I thought you liked her...)"

A.D.: "(Oh, yeah...)"

Someone: (appears) "Hey, a Don is waiting!"

Don Corneo: (kills someone) "Hey, beautiful ones! Come to my office, please!"

In Don's office...

D.C.: "Okay, lets see who I should choose...I choose..."

Drum roll comes in.

D.C.: (goes to Cloud) "This healthy looking girl!"

Cloud: "(Sweet!)"

D.C.: "Shall we go, my pretty?"

In D.C.'s room...

D.C.: "I wanna kiss you!"

Cloud: "Okay." (kisses D.C.)

D.C.: "Boy, you really do know how to make a man feel good!"

Cloud: "Wanna kiss again?"

D.C.: "Of course!"

Then Aeris and Tifa appears and sees Cloud and D.C.

Tifa: "Ooooo... This is much better than a movie..."

Aeris: "Do it! Do it! Do it!"

Cloud: "Ugh!" (changes and goes to Tifa and Aeris)

D.C.: "URRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! I kissed a man! ARGH! I'm going to take my anger out on you three!" (pulls switch of trapdoor)

Cloud: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (thump)

To be continued...
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/21/2004 12:40:56 PM | Message Detail

For Whom The Bell Tolls
~~~Episode Two~~~

Kefka: *hyena laugh* I've finally found all of you! Now, I'll..... uh, what was I going to do?

Cid: Hey, you know what, I think it's a feather

Cloud: NO way, it's a ponytail.

Cid: No, see, he's all made out of those squares, I'm pretty sure it's a feather

Terra: Now that I think about it, it does look kinda like a pimple

kefka: It's not a pimple!!!

??????: Whoah, where the hell am I? Is this what compression is like in the end?..... those guys are all.... blocky

Kefka: You better not be talking about me! I bet you think you're sooo bad, with your scar and your.... hey, nice sword

Cloud: Hey, what's going on, first we get blocky people, now we've got a guy with better graphics than us

??????: Squall, what're you doing here?

Cid: Great, another scar face..... what's happening? I've never had a hangover this weird before.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/21/2004 7:00:37 PM | Message Detail

Break Blooper

*spoilers*

Cloud, the Hobo

Sephiroth appears.

Cloud: "Hello there!"

Sephiroth: "Shut the **** up, you stupid hobo!" (splashes water at Cloud, throws a rock at a box that says, "Cloud's house" and walks away while sticking middlefinger at Cloud)

The next day...

Sephiroth appears.

Cloud: "************!"

Sephiroth: (readies his gun, goes to Cloud, and shoots him)

Then, the bullet bounced on stainless steel and hit Sephiroth's torso.

Sephiroth: "ARGH! My balls! Wait, where is my balls? I can still surgically reattach them!" (finds his balls) "Oh, there you are, my sweet babies! Come to papa!"

The bullet keeps bouncing on stainless steel and hits Sephy's balls.

Sephiroth: "AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!"

Then the bullet bounces on stainless steel and hits Sephiroth's head.

The end!

Moral: Life isn't fair. So get over it!
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/21/2004 7:14:12 PM | Message Detail

haha that was a funny one yoohoo

And here is the rest of my short stupid blooper I changed somethings in it though

In Midgar

*Cloud, Tifa, and Barret are walking down the road*

Cloud: What a fine day.....

Barret: Shut up ***** *slaps Cloud with his "gun"*

*Sephiroth is walking down the road*

Cloud: Hey Seph I want to have a word with you

Sephiroth: Shut up ***** *slaps Cloud with his "sword"*

*Sephiroth continues to walk down the road*

Cloud: **** it *runs towards sephiroth and cuts his "sword"*

Sephiroth: ARRRGGGHH my balls! *kneels over crying*

Cloud: Shut up ***** *slaps Sephiroth with Sephiroth's "sword"*
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 9:32:05 AM | Message Detail

Was my blooper really that bad? Well here is the

SILENCE BREAKING POLKA BAND!!! THE SILEN.....**** it *drops mic* I'm out of here
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 4:48:08 PM | Message Detail

OH god, that was pretty damn funny, talic. The one with the "swords"
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 4:55:37 PM | Message Detail

Thanks masterbahamut. And when are you going to finish the silence breaking polka band blooper?
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 4:56:06 PM | Message Detail

Coincidentally, right now
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:09:11 PM | Message Detail

I'm almost done, but I think it sucks
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:12:56 PM | Message Detail

If you made it then it should be really funny
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:25:36 PM | Message Detail

You have far to great an opinion of me.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:32:56 PM | Message Detail

You're just being modest
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:35:11 PM | Message Detail

With popular demand, I believe I can finally post
The Silence Breaking Polka Band Blooper!!!

Cloud claps in the distance and yells faintly: Yay

There's a stage with one red light and a blinking white light on it. Two people are in the audience

Person 1: Uh, Why are we here?

Person 2: Part of the conditions for the Time-Share

The Assistant Director walks up on stage

A.D: Man, the things I'll do to keep moldy bread on my broken table. That FInal Fantasy thing took too much out of me.

1 & 2: Hurry up, we wanna get this over with!

A. D.: Oops, uh, I have a script I was going to... ah, here it is. ahem! Hello, and welcome, to Cloud Are Smart band, the greatest new Cloud are hotter den soup in the business. The stars are Cloud, the hot one, and Cloud are better than everyone else, and Why are you reading the other names. WE hope you have a good time at Cloud the sexy one's phone number is..... wait, what is this???

1 & 2: Hey, hurry up all ready!!!

A.D.: Eek, uh, sorry about that.......
^.^

A.D.:What the hell is that thing?

^.^:I do believe your the announcer now, so....

A.D\\/\\\------------

Announcer: Hey, I liked i...... never mind. Anyway, before some other little munchkin shows up, lets continue.I now present the Silence Breaking Polka Band!!!!

1 & 2: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

Cloud, Yuffie, and some drunken hobo appear:

Cloud: Groovy!!!

Yuffie: Cloud, I thought we said you wouldn't use archaic terms!

SDH: Whoah........ spinning colors......

Cloud alright, lets get this starte...... hey, where are you going?

1: An Accordion.... a Banjo..... and....... a floozie?!?!??

SDH: Yeh, baby, you know I like it... oh, whoops, where's my kazoo?

2: Yeah, we're gone.

Cloud: WAIT!!! I need money!!! start playing!

A sound much like nails scratching on a chalkboard, cats screeching, Glass shattering, T.V. Static, and President Bush talking (Shudder) starts

1 & 2: God, damn, that sucks!!! oh NO!!!!!!!! THE DOOR IS STUCK!!!!!!!!!!JESUS SAVE US!!!!

Yuffie: Hey, I have an idea!!

Announcer: That's a first

To Be Continued
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:36:26 PM | Message Detail

Hey, Talic, I have AIM, so maybe we can talk to each other with instant messaging. And masterbahamut07, I doubt that it will suck.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:37:06 PM | Message Detail

Part 2

---Yuffie: Why don't we just keep playing until they give us all there materia???

Announcer: Why materia, why not money? Man, my ears hurt

Cloud: No, I've got an idea! Why don't we just keep playing until they give us all their... materia??? no, wait, their money!!!!

1 & 2 throw all their money on stage, and fall to the floor in fetal positions.

Now, for the odd ending that makes no sense....

Cloud: Wow, look, there's enough money here to do anything!!!

Yuffie: Great, now we can steal your materia

Cloud: What?

Yuffie: Uh, do stuff!!!

SDH: Wrong!! because, in the contract with my uncle

Cloud: Who's his uncle?

^.^: Hohoho, it is I, the amazing ^.^

Cloud: How do you pronounce that???

SDH: AHEM!!! it says, right here, that only nephews of the amazing ^.^ can Cloud are a sexy beast. Also, if that sentence couldn't be read, the money goes to anyone with a name that starts with an Cloud is better than himself. If this sentence cannot be read, the money goes the the Announcer....

Announcer: YES!!!!

SDH: If she has big yams. Hey, my floozie was an announcer, sort of, so...

Two Weeks Later

Announcer/A.D./D.A.: Well, here I go to another job. Thank god, no Cloud this time. Where am I going? uh, lets see... the FFVIII Filming set to be an extra for Adel..... who's that?... there it is... Oh, no, is that...

Cloud: HEy! remember me?

Adel Extra: Unfortunately

Cloud I'm here to supervise the Adel extra, and by the look of your papers, that's you! great, huh? And Yuffie is a Selphie Extra, and Tifa is a Rinoa Extra, and...

Adel Extra: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

The End

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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:37:37 PM | Message Detail

Well, since both of you are here, tell me what you think
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:40:32 PM | Message Detail

It was good. Nice job.
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Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:42:43 PM | Message Detail

Meh, I've done better
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:43:44 PM | Message Detail

Which one of my Bloopers is the best one?
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:45:04 PM | Message Detail

That was soooo funny masterbahamut!

A sound much like nails scratching on a chalkboard, cats screeching, Glass shattering, T.V. Static, and President Bush talking (Shudder) starts

I almost pissed my pants when I read that part.

Yea yoohoo just tell me you aim name I'm dominator300

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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:48:12 PM | Message Detail

The character deaths was really funny yoohoo

What is my best blooper guys?
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:48:30 PM | Message Detail

mine is in my profile, btw, haha not funny65. Okay, I know that you know that my sn is wierd... I just feel like having that one.
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Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:48:46 PM | Message Detail

I liked the character deaths one also

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:49:33 PM | Message Detail

i forgot all about that one
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Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:50:16 PM | Message Detail

I think I liked your swords one the best
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:52:54 PM | Message Detail

I just changed my public e-mail to my current one, which is nememorifacias07@hotmail.com. Please put your gamefaqs sn in the subject, or I won't know who you are
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:53:03 PM | Message Detail

Swords? I gotta check that out... I never knew I posted a Blooper like that.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:55:50 PM | Message Detail

no, talic did one with swords
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:57:42 PM | Message Detail

He was talking about my last blooper yoohoo
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:57:47 PM | Message Detail

masterbahamut, i have a favorite for yours. the bad news is that it is in the First Bloopers topic. The good news is that Defcon stored it in his site.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:59:24 PM | Message Detail

Oh... Talic, I like that one and the scratching one.
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Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:00:51 PM | Message Detail

what's your favorite of mine? I wanna go read it
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:02:50 PM | Message Detail

I thought that the scratching one was terrible. Anyway it's really odd that all three of us are on at the same time.....I mean in like 30 mins the blooper topic has like 24 posts in it
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:05:12 PM | Message Detail

lol.... anyway, it has occured to me that none of us are all on at the same time
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:05:41 PM | Message Detail

i'll give you a link later. I'm going to make an ID in http://mike.warpedbelief.com/boards/. Defcon signed there too.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:12:32 PM | Message Detail

Well, see ya. I'm off to go do something to pass time. Hey, have either of you tried visualboy advance?
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:14:13 PM | Message Detail

http://www.ilstu.edu/~cmstale/
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Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:15:12 PM | Message Detail

No masterbahamut and I've never even heard of that before
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:17:29 PM | Message Detail

its an emulator. It's like Gameboy Advance, but on computer.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:19:09 PM | Message Detail

oh, and yoohoo, that site you gave a link for, the one you said defcon was on? I signed on as nememorifacias07
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:24:11 PM | Message Detail

Yea I signed on too. My name is Talic300 (mostly so I don't get confused)
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:24:44 PM | Message Detail

I signed as FinalFantasyFreak65.
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Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:26:17 PM | Message Detail

I see talic is there, using Talic300 again as a sn
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:28:42 PM | Message Detail

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From: MasterTiamat07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:48:11 PM | Message Detail

Hey guys, who can guess who I am?

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:53:05 PM | Message Detail

Masterbahamut.......
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From: MasterTiamat07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 6:56:20 PM | Message Detail

Wow, I didn't think it would be that obvious.... well, for a while, I'll mainly post from this account, while still building karma on the other one
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 7:01:35 PM | Message Detail

I'll just call you master then.....You should get aim master
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From: MasterTiamat07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 7:11:53 PM | Message Detail

....... whoah, why does everyone call me by bahamut? 4 other people on different boards all said they were used ot callling me bahamut
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 7:16:45 PM | Message Detail

Well you name has had bahamut in it for a while now so it's only natural
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 7:24:04 PM | Message Detail

I guess that makes sense
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 7:27:04 PM | Message Detail

Are you tryng to make me look good or like an idiot?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 7:36:12 PM | Message Detail

Nothing like that I was just pointing out the obvious that's all 8)
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/22/2004 9:03:32 PM | Message Detail

I'm getting a little..... shall we say, weirded out... by being called master. I thought people would only call me that if I started a cult.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/22/2004 9:30:20 PM | Message Detail

Ok then what do you want to be called? And yea I found it really weird to call you master also
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/23/2004 10:26:37 AM | Message Detail

Just call me bahamut still, even if I'm in the other account, because master is making me scared.
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From: MasterTiamat07 | Posted: 6/23/2004 10:32:21 AM | Message Detail

I also just realized.... even Defcon calls me bahamut..... man, what drug are you guys on and where can I get some?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/23/2004 1:40:23 PM | Message Detail

I'm gonna try to make another blooper. Mostly so we don't have a full page without bloopers

Spoilers

Raid on 1st Reactor

Barret: OK set up the bomb

Cloud: Why don't you do it?

Barret: I have to make sure I can see your butt

Cloud: You have to make sure you can see what

Barret: Make sure that you do everything right

Cloud: OK.... *Cloud is setting up the bomb*

????: Watch out! This isn't a normal Reactor!

Cloud: Wh-wh-who said that? Are you God???

????: Y-y-yes! I'm God *snicker*

Cloud: Barret do you hear it?

Barret: Yes I do

Cloud: I know you hear it God, but Barret do YOU hear it?

Barret: Hahahahahahahahaha

*Cloud looks over and sees Barret laughing hysterically*

Cloud: You bastard! *He picks up Barret and tosses him into the mako*

Cloud: Lost another one to Diteck.......Uh I mean mako <_< >_> Yea mako....... Oh man I can't be sued again!
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/23/2004 6:02:09 PM | Message Detail

Break Blooper

"Use the Force!"

Tough Guy appears.

T.G.: "Hey, you!"

Cloud: "..."

T.G.: "Yeah, you! Only tough guys are allowed in this place! So get outta here!" (does a fighting pose) "Well, you're not scared of me, are you? Well, let me show you what I mean!"

Cloud: (uses a force to hit T.G.'s balls)

T.G.: "My balls!!!" (torso starts to bleed) "You popped my balls!"

Cloud: (lifts T.G. up with the force)

T.G.: "Hey, put me down!"

Cloud: (puts him down and uses the force to smash him against the wall) (dips finger in blood and writes on the wall, "Dumbass" and draws an arrow pointing to T.G.)

The end!
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 7:53:30 AM | Message Detail

Break Blooper (again)

"Sweet Revenge"

Revenge...
Sweet Revenge...
Revenge is sweet...

Barret: (bumps into a wall and falls down)

Kid: (sees Barret on the ground and pokes his head with a stick)

Barret: (wakes up) "RRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRR!!!" (steals stick and hits the kid with it) "How do you like it!?!?" (stops hitting) "Yeah, that's what I thought." (gets a chainsaw and charges at the kid)

The End!
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 11:20:42 AM | Message Detail

MB07: Hear that? it's that sound again...... the sound of Crickets chirping.

Cloud: where?

MB07: Whoah, WTF???

Cloud: Hey, where am I?

MB07: ......... uh, you're high?

Cloud: Nice try, but there are no floating orange bunnies around right now, and those always appear when I'm high

MB07: Floating orange....

Cloud: You know what? You shut up

MB07: Well, it's a new drug.... uh, it's uh..... hold on, lemme go use my e-mail

Cloud: Hey, what's that say? "GameFAQS: Post Message - Microsoft Internet Explorer" Wow, what a weird name

MB07: Okay, I'm back...... are you jack....

Cloud: *zips his pants up* NO!!!! WHo told you such a thing?!?!?

MB07: My eyes?

Cloud: Your eyes tell nothing but LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!

MB07: Uh, anyway, I found out what drug you're on....

Cloud: Really? what is

*gunshot*

MB07: ..........

Cloud: .......... You okay?

MB07: Yes.... Could you stand still this time?

Cloud: Whops, yuo missspeled mi nema

MB07: Actually, it looks like thats the only thing I spelled right

Cloud: No, you put "Could", the "L" should be right after the "C".

MB07: Hey, you know what? You're a file on my computer.......

Cloud: Hey, wow, a pop-up window on your computer.... what is this shut down?

MB07: Nighty night!

End
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Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"-Smith, Matrix spoof on newgrounds

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 11:25:52 AM | Message Detail

You know what? I also decided it would be funny to view.....

<u>Misspelled Word Suggestions</u>

MB07: MB 07, MB-07, MB, MBA, MAB'S, MOB'S, M'S, MN'S, NB'S, B'S, ME'S, MO'S, MY'S, MA'S, MI'S, MU'S, MAB, MOB, BM, YB'S

Whoah: Whoa, Wh oah, Wh-oah, Who ah, Who-ah, WHO, Who, Whoosh, WA, Whir

highMB07: highboy, him, high, Hugh's, highs, hight, higher, highly, hum, Hugh, HM, highway, Hume, home, hough's, highboy's, HMO, Ham, h'm, ham, height, hem

upMB07: upM B07, upM-B07, ump, PM, Pm, pm, puma, um, up, ump's, iamb, upon, UPI, ppm, wpm, APB, RPM, UPC, UPS, rpm, ups, Pm's, puma's, imp, Pym, iamb's, IBM, ppm's, umber, Pam, om, imp's, pub, upper, Pym's, amp, ape's, upped, IBM's, opium, ABM, imper, umps, I'm, IMO, IPA, pump, upcome, uptime, Pb, Spam, dumb, ism, numb, spam

mailCloud: mail Cloud, mail-Cloud, raincloud, Malcolm, Maillol, maillot, McLeod, Marigold, marigold, manacled, alkaloid, Maillol's, cloud, milked, sailcloth, maliced, millpond, mailed, malled, milled, mulcted, muscled

GameFAQS: Game FAQS, Game-FAQS, Games, Gama's, Game's, Gamers, Gammas, Gamma's, Cameras, Gametes, Gambia's, Tameka's, Camera's, Gameness, Gamete's, FAQs, Gambians, Gaffes, Kameko's, Omegas, James, Kafka's, Gaffe's, Gaffers, Gaffs, Gages, Ganges, Guffaws, Amiga's, Gavra's, Gewgaws, Omega's

nameMB07: name's, namer's, name, namer, Nam's, named, names, Niamey's, Nome's, namely, namers, named's, Mame, Namibia, Naoma's, Naomi's, Noemi's, Nam, nameable, Niamey, mammy, Noam's

LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS: LEESE, LEESA, LIESA, LISSA, LEERS, LOUIE'S, LISS, LEES, LESS, LIAISE, LIES, LEESE'S, LIAISES, LIER'S, LEESA'S, LIESA'S, LISSA'S, LIONESS, LOESSES, LEE'S, LIE'S, LISSI, LISSY, LOUISE, LISS'S, LESSES, LEVEES, LIEGES, LILIES, LOUISA, LOISE, LUISE, PEERLESS, VIEWLESS, LESSIE, LISSIE, LIZZIE, LESSEE, LESSER, LESSOR, LIEU'S, LASSA, LOUIS, LUISA, LEERINESS, LIONESS'S, LIONESSES, LENEE'S, LIEGE'S, LISE, LISSI'S, LISSY'S, LEECHES, LEIS, LESSEES, LESSORS, LEVEE'S, LOUISE'S, LOUSIER, LEIA'S, LESA, LISA, LOIS, LUIS, CHEERLESS, LASS, LEAS, LIFELESS, LIKENESS, LIVENESS, LOSS, LOUISA'S, LEEDS, LEWES, LOISE'S, LUISE'S, LEADERLESS, LIAISED, LIONISE, LES, LESSIE'S, LIBBIE'S, LILLIE'S, LINNIE'S, LISSIE'S, LIZZIE'S, HEELLESS, LEANNESS, LEASE, LEI'S, LESSEE'S, LESSOR'S, LICHEE'S, LOITERERS

Whops: Whips, Whoops, Wops, Whip's, Wop's, Wh ops, Wh-ops, Who ps, Who-ps, Whop, Hops
missspeled: misspelled, misapplied, misspells, misspell, misspend, misled, dispelled

nemaMB07: Nam's, Neumann, Noam's, name's, Newman, Neumann's, Noami's, Nam, Norma's, Newman's, Emma's, Mame, Noam, mama, name, numb, beam's, imam, mamba, mambo, Namibia, Naoma's, Naomi's, Noemi's, namer's, Ema's, Neb's, Norman, lemma's, Mamie, Noami, mammy, namer, NIMBY, Norma, enema's, named, names, nimbi, nomad, Mame's, mama's, Niamey's, imam's, nearby, Emmi's, Emmy's, Lamb's, Neal's, Neda's, Neva's, iamb's, jamb's, lamb's, maim, momma, ream's, seam's, team's

rightCloud: right Cloud, right-Cloud, raincloud, nightclub, rightly, eightfold, ridiculous, righted, ridiculed, rightful, retold, rightward, cloud, rainclouds, rightmost

Nighty: Night, Naughty, Nig hty, Nig-hty, Nigh ty, Nigh-ty, Nightly, Mighty, Nightie, Knight, Nights, Eighty, Naught, Nought, Nifty, Bight, Might, Nit, Knightly, Nigh, Nighty's, Nutty

newgrounds: new grounds, new-grounds, Negroids, grounds, ground's, regrinds, gerunds, undergrounds, reground, Negritudes, grinds, Negroid, negroid, grounders

AND don't you people DARE get mad at me, this stuff was SUGGESTED to me by your own damn website, as errors in my previous blooper!!!
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:06:25 PM | Message Detail

No seriously bahamut what are you smoking?
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:14:09 PM | Message Detail

That's exactly what I asked myself
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:39:22 PM | Message Detail

Wonder what yoohoo will say
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:44:35 PM | Message Detail

Dunno. Who is going to make the new blooper topic?
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:47:32 PM | Message Detail

............ I guess I could, I'm (according to you and yoohoo) The most prestigious blooper maker left....
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:51:17 PM | Message Detail

Wonder what yoohoo will say

Good question.
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Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:53:20 PM | Message Detail

Well, did you read my newest crap?
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:54:09 PM | Message Detail

Yeah. It was brown.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:55:58 PM | Message Detail

That would've been better if I had said "Have you seen my newest crap?"
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:57:35 PM | Message Detail

^^^ Exactly. It's brown.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:58:24 PM | Message Detail

Not to mention you make the least amount of bloopers 8)
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:58:30 PM | Message Detail

lol. So, what do you think of my new blooper, and the uh....... spelling corrections, I guess you could call it
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 2:59:45 PM | Message Detail

I told you, it's brown.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:01:09 PM | Message Detail

You could just post a Blooper instead of that spelling error thing, masterbahamut07.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:02:22 PM | Message Detail

What's your favorite color? no wait, lemme guess.... chartreuse?
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:03:29 PM | Message Detail

I did post a blooper, but I got such a kick out of the spelling corrections they gave me, I thought you guys would too
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:04:44 PM | Message Detail

Well aren't we just a big family?
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:06:00 PM | Message Detail

3 people. Thats big.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:06:06 PM | Message Detail

Let's all sing and hug and sit around the big miscolored and disconfigured dinosaurs.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:12:26 PM | Message Detail

Yeah, uh, I can delete that if you guys want me to.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:15:23 PM | Message Detail

If you do I will cry.....
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:19:12 PM | Message Detail

In the train graveyard...

Cloud: "Trains!"

Tifa: "How are we going to get through these?"

Aeris: "Dunno."

Tifa: "You dumbass, there is a ladder in front of you!"

Aeris: "Where?" (rubs eyes) "Oh, there... I see it now."

Director: "(A.D., never take her to an eye doctor. Maybe she'll bump into a sword next time...)"

A.D.: "(Let's just hope that she does.)"

Then the gang encounters ghosts...

Ghost: "BOO!"

Cloud: (screams like a girl and runs away)

Aeris and Tifa: "..."

When they see the train that you go in to move it...

Aeris: "Okay, I'll be making sure you drive well, okay, Cloud?"

Tifa: "Are you sure you can drive this thing?"

Cloud: "Sure. Observe." (gets in the train, drives it, and train hits Aeris)

Aeris: "CLOUD!!!"

A.D.: "(Is he a drunk driver?)"

Director: "(Must be from all that urine he drunk at Tifa's bar.)"

A.D.: "I wonder what could possibly get worse..."

Cloud: (crashes into another train, and gets out)

The train explodes.

Director: "(Thats it. I'm calling 911.)"
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:27:18 PM | Message Detail

Well, since my last blooper was spontaneous, and I have lost my crazy for now, I guess it'll be a while before my next blooper, which I hope will finally have my random element
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:33:18 PM | Message Detail

Yea what happened to that?

From your old bloopers
*suddenly a huge ball of fire erupts from Cloud's direction*------Close to it, but not the actual thing
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 3:35:47 PM | Message Detail

Oh, that. I believe it was

Suddenly, a huge burst of fire erupts from Cloud's direction

It was Cloud setting a bird on fire for looking at Tifa
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/24/2004 7:44:48 PM | Message Detail

Talic, how often do you check your e-mail?
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From: FF VII Cloud | Posted: 6/25/2004 8:01:01 AM | Message Detail

okay.... i found a semi-blooper in Metalgearsolidboy's topic....
read my sig......
*leaves in shame*
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Jesus: All I want is my money. (FFVII)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:58:12 PM | Message Detail

Hey guys, I just made my homepage, you guys are welcome to come whenever you want.

http://www.freewebs.com/yougotohellandyoudie19/index.htm
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:51:55 PM | Message Detail

What, was he referring to the part where Cloud and Barret are talking?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/25/2004 2:53:16 PM | Message Detail

Not that often....Should I
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From: HardcoreGamer179 | Posted: 6/25/2004 4:16:22 PM | Message Detail

*in a battle in Cactus Island or watever its called*

Tifa, Cloud and Barret

Cactus:1000 nails!

Tifa:this guy nailed me!

Cloud + Barret:Lucky Bastard........

I know this sucks but Im trying to keep this topic alive


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Rexus:um..you 2 are..French(Jedi mind trick)
2 soldiers:AHHHH,WE SURRENDER.-Armed and Dangerous

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/25/2004 4:20:29 PM | Message Detail

1st off it's Cactuar Island
2nd off it 1000 needles
3rd if you're going to make a blooper get everything right

And with that said....I thought that it was a pretty funny blooper
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From: irule90210 | Posted: 6/25/2004 4:50:39 PM | Message Detail

This blooper takes place in CA

Cloud:Hi Im Jony Noxville and welcome to Jackass.

*Cloud his Wall on skate board*

Director:What an Asshat.

Barret:Hi im Bam margera And today were gonna play some Skateboard Sleding.

*barret walk up to hill and puts circle sled on skate board and come down hill.*

Barret:Holy (*%*^%*^ *Hits Factor X jump at 35 Mph and flies 15 and crashes in to car*

Director:Im gonna make millions of these ^&&*^%$&%.


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From: HardcoreGamer179 | Posted: 6/25/2004 4:56:29 PM | Message Detail

Im gonna try another blooper and if Im incorrect about anything feel free to correct me( I havnt played this game in a very long time,and oddly enough this is my fav. game)

In Don Corneos room

As don picks tifa

Cloud:you Mother ****** why didnt you choose me?what I wasnt pretty enough for you *pulls down his dress and shows of his *sword*

Aeris + Tifa: 0_0

Don: : ) .................


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2 soldiers:AHHHH,WE SURRENDER.-Armed and Dangerous

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/25/2004 5:02:05 PM | Message Detail

That was harsh, Talic. but uh, neither of the three bloopers posted there were that great.... sorry for my criticism.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/25/2004 8:21:20 PM | Message Detail

I thought that the bloopers were funny, but I don't like thing that are incorrect......or something like that I can't of the right word
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/26/2004 8:30:09 PM | Message Detail

here's a dumb blooper

Somewhere....

Cloud: I'm Cloud Strife *****

Barret: HHHHWWWHHHAATTT?

Cloud: I'm Cloud Strife *****

Barret: HHHHWWWHHHAATTT?

Cloud: I'm Cloud Strife *****

Barret: OOOOKKKKAAAAYYYY!!



I told you it was dumb
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/27/2004 2:04:12 AM | Message Detail

lol... oh, god, what, have you been watching Dave Chapelle?
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From: HardcoreGamer179 | Posted: 6/27/2004 9:11:55 AM | Message Detail

Bump
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Rexus:um..you 2 are..French(Jedi mind trick)
2 soldiers:AHHHH,WE SURRENDER.-Armed and Dangerous

From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/27/2004 5:48:00 PM | Message Detail

No I just didn't want to say bump
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/27/2004 11:14:05 PM | Message Detail

.... well, where did you get that from then, cuz I've heard that lil John joke only on his show....
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 6/28/2004 8:23:47 AM | Message Detail

Well I have seen the Dave Chapelle show. And that is where I got it from
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/29/2004 1:54:04 AM | Message Detail

Here's a bumpish blooper

Cloud: Hey, whoah, look, a pink bunny!!!

MB07: Why do I continue to hang out.... holy son of my mother, there it is! An actual pink bunny!!!

Tifa: Hey guys, whatcha watching, and why isn't it my two bouncy babies?

Cloud/MB07: We're looking at a pink bunny

Tifa: That is the most absurd.... wow, it really is a pink bunny....

Barret and Red: Hey guys!

Barret: What are all three of you watching?

MB07: A cute, bouncy little pink bunny

Barret: Holy ^&$*ing *&!@!!!! There's a real live pink bunny!!!

Red: Oh, come on, how can all three of you be succumbing to Cloud's disease?.... hold on.... I see it too...

Vincent: ..... Um, I thought you guys said that MB07 and Cloud were just getting off to go on a hike through the mountain to get materia, not sit around... Hey, look! A Pink Bunny!!!

All of them watch the pink bunny for a while, until...

Cid: Um, have any of you seen Cait Sith and Yuffie?

MB07: Nope, we're watching a pink bunny

Cid: ..... Oh... um, did you realize, that's Yuffie and Cait Sith having sex over there?

*crickets chirping*

MB07: JESUS CHRIST, MY EYES!!!!

Tifa: Oh god, just when I was getting wet by being near Cloud and MB07

Barret: I thought I was dirty before, but this?!?!?

Red: I think I'm gonna throw up...... *vomit*

Vincent: Oh, god, that's just sick and disturbing, and I thought I was used to that by now...

Cloud: Huh....... Still, better'n cable

Everyone looks at each other: True....

And they all sit back down to watch the "Pink Bunny"

Fin
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From: Pooky909 | Posted: 6/29/2004 1:02:38 PM | Message Detail

can someone help me find a funny sig from ff7?

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 6/29/2004 1:08:17 PM | Message Detail

^^^ Look at the bloopers and make one. I got mine from one of my Bloopers. Also, in your sig, tell us what the sig came from. I didn't put that in mine, because I got my sig from my blooper. Here is an example.

Director: "Barret, shoot the fat bastard!"
Barret: "Okay." (shoots the director) - yoohoo65's Blooper
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: excelerator3F | Posted: 6/29/2004 1:16:25 PM | Message Detail

Um yeah but that isn't really funny...pretty much nothing here is, and the ones that are wouldn't make sense in a sig, nobody would get it.
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From: DARKCLOUDSTRIFE55 | Posted: 6/29/2004 1:22:12 PM | Message Detail

Sephiroth:It will rain your blood today Cloud

Cloud:That's nice but I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
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From: irule90210 | Posted: 6/29/2004 2:37:42 PM | Message Detail

Cloud:Hi im Jony Knoxville and today were gonna do some Ding dong ditch,Jony Knoxville style.*Bam,Steve-o wee man and Jony puts on roller skates*

*They walk up to a house and ring the door bell and grab on to the car and take off people come out and chase them in a car*
Cloud:(as jony knoxville)shoots Bottle rackets at them and they get away.they all let go and crash in to trash cans.




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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 6/29/2004 4:30:41 PM | Message Detail

Hey, you know what? Pink Bunny was funny in it's own way, so shut the **** up!! Oh, and remember, in my first bloopers, Cloud had a Book called "WHy you should look both ways before crossing the Street"? I think that's the topic of my next blooper

Also, before you criticize our work, well hey, at least we're doing something.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/1/2004 12:20:52 PM | Message Detail

You tell him bahamut....or something like that. I've been busy lately so I haven't had a chance to make another blooper. So don't expect one soon, but if you're lucky you'll get one......oh and if you didn't notice this post is really just a long bump
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/2/2004 10:36:06 AM | Message Detail

Great the topic is dying again.....
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/5/2004 1:31:47 PM | Message Detail

After being away for a couple of days I was expecting SOME posts to read, but there is nothing. This topic really IS dying......

Oh and Bahamut can you access hotmail.com? I tried, but it won't open
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From: irule90210 | Posted: 7/5/2004 4:00:48 PM | Message Detail

Red XII:Hi im wee man and today Bams gonna grind a rail while on sled on top of a skateboard.
Barret:Hi Im bam margera and God help me*
down a hill and grinds the rail success fully grind it and then hit a cement wall.*

Cloud:Lets take this trash can over the rail.
*Cloud and Cid get on trash can and go over the rail.Then crash half way across.*

Cid:Hi Im stevo and damn that was a bad idea.



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From: PS2MAN121289 | Posted: 7/5/2004 4:29:46 PM | Message Detail

http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v61/Seymour/WCM.jpg
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From: scorch2085 | Posted: 7/5/2004 9:31:08 PM | Message Detail

OK. here's one:
<The scene where Aeris is bein' chased by shinra troopers>

Aeris: AAAAAH!!! CLOUD!!! HELP!!!

Cloud: Wait a minute!

Cloud climbs the stairs, reaches the 1st barrel. A menu appears:"Push barrel". Cloud tries to push the barrel, but fails.

Cloud: rrrrggghh!! What the...!!! Stupid thing's stuck!!!

Director: I told you, you idiot!! Push it w/ your whole body!!!

Cloud(pushes again): It still won't budge!!!....huh? What's with all these itsy-bitsy rock thingys?

Director:(Oh, so that's where all the sand from
Costa Del Sol went.) OKAY!!! WHO'S THE WISE GUY??!!!

Cloud: Crappy piece of....

Aeris: CLOUD!!! HELP!!!!

Cloud: Wait a minute!!

Aeris: CLOUD!!! HELP!!!!

CLoud: I SAID WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

Aeris: CLOUD!!!! HELP!!!!

Cloud: SHUT UP, YOU DUMBASS!!!

Cloud steps back, kicks the barrel, and trips.

Cloud: whoops!!! uh-oh. what in the....AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Cloud falls and rolls over the shinra troops.

Shinra troopers: EEEYYYAARRRGGHHH!!!

Director: Whow. Were they supposed to make that much noise?

Aeris: My hero!!!

Director: (Man, that was way cool than my script. Gotta raise the pay of the sand wise guy.)



Yeah, I know it sucks. This is just my 2nd time to post a message here. Sorry.

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From: irule90210 | Posted: 7/6/2004 9:16:31 AM | Message Detail

Rufus:Hi Im Rabb Himself and God Kill me now.
*falls into a pit of cactuars*
Rufus:Holy **** What the **** Where you thinking
Cloud:Hi Im jonny
Knoxville and Im gonna go save him.
*jumps in and Cactuars use 1000 needles.*
********* Catus
*Uses jackass3 on cactuars*
*cactuars are engulfed in total stupudity*


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From: BubbyDude | Posted: 7/6/2004 12:03:13 PM | Message Detail

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From: DARKCLOUDSTRIFE55 | Posted: 7/6/2004 12:05:08 PM | Message Detail

Barret:To run press the X button
Cloud:What X button?!
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From: CyberCube | Posted: 7/8/2004 12:05:32 AM | Message Detail

Director: And... Action!
Aeris: *Looks at the script*
Script: Aeris turns to Cloud and says "This guy are sick."
Aeris: (Somebody must have made a typo.) This guy is sick.
All: Huh??
Cloud: Is? What are this... is?
Director: Aeris, what are the matter with you?
Aeris: Wha...
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From: hamster destroyer | Posted: 7/8/2004 11:54:56 AM | Message Detail

bump




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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/9/2004 3:27:40 PM | Message Detail

Did everyone go on vacation or something? Well don't expect and bloopers from me for a bit....I just want to be lazy right now
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From: irule90210 | Posted: 7/10/2004 5:21:23 PM | Message Detail

Ester: Press the O button to make a Chocobo Sprint.
Cloud:Wheres the circle button?
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From: V i n c e n t | Posted: 7/10/2004 8:09:39 PM | Message Detail

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From: outoftune | Posted: 7/10/2004 8:37:16 PM | Message Detail

(at the scene in wall market where cloud eats Korean BBQ)
cook: Here you pay first.
cloud hands over the gil
cloud is served
cloud eats
cook: So, how was it?
cloud: I've had better dog food...uhh..ow...my stomach...
cook: quick! someone get this guy some digestive!
cloud: cant...I already gave it...to some guy...for perfume...
cook: ??
director: This isnt in the script...CUT!
cloud: (on the ground) OWW!!
director: is he gonna be alright? what meat did you use? did you cook it completely???
cook: i assure you, it's been cooked thoroughly...
director: crap...someone get me the phs from scene 28. I need to call the doctor.
-on the phone, yelling at doctor, suddenly cusses loudly-
assistant director: what happened?
director: my call got dropped. i forgot this is 1997, the only celphone tower is in los angelas.
barret: I pity da foo who don't use 1800-collect
carrot top: yeah! just dial down the center...
barret: quit yo' jibba jabba! *BANG*
carrot top: ouchie wa wa!! (dies)
director: carrot top..? ****!! I knew there was a reason I told him to stay in that %&^%**^ tube...we just lost our elanor...
cloud: please...help...me...
barret: that carrot top was wack. that was the wrong collect call number. next time use 1800 collect. save a gil or two!
director: get me a payphone!
cloud: <coughs up blood/bbq sauce> ugh....
director: hello? what?!?! accept the charges!! someone's gonna die if you don't!!
aeris: Hi everyone! I'm here!
director: I already pressed 2, you stupid $#$$&!
aeris:(who does not see phone in director's hand) WHAT DID YOU CALL ME??
director: that's it. im gonna talk to a real person!
aeris: oh that's real nice. now the directors being racist too. well just because im an ancient doesnt give you rights to discriminate who here is a real person!
director: -hangs up phone- BARRET! your special number is being screwy. YOU'RE FIRED!!
cloud: oohh....need....immoduim....
aeris: (full of rage towards director's racism) Oh! now you think you can just fire anyone that isn't your race?? Well you won't get me! I quit!
director: Who was that? is someone talking? I could've sworn that was a person talking. oh well...
aeris: GWWRRRFFFFHHHHAAAAAA!!!! (runs toward director with a basket of flowers and the princess guard)
(...then trips over cloud)
cloud: eerk...
aeris: walk it off, wussy!
cloud arises and begins to shuffle around the studio
aeris continues her rampage toward the director
...see next post

From: outoftune | Posted: 7/10/2004 8:37:34 PM | Message Detail

director: Oh hi Aeris! I got good news...
aeris: shut it, racist pig!! (swings stick)
director ducks
aeris: (realizing she tried to kill someone) oh...my gosh...im so sorry...oh my gosh...
director: well, dont' let that happen again. im docking your pay next time.
aeris: ok sorry. you said you had good news?
director: ah...no. it's nothing big....
aeris: oh ok. well if you need me ill be in my trailer. (gives director a flower and walks off)
director: (to assistant) ok forget that scene change. kill her off.
assistant: right.
cloud: hey guys...im feeling a bit better now. i just have a crippling pain in my lower abdomen now. the walking is helping though...
director: wonderful. well we're not having them cater anymore.
cloud: word...
director: can someone get rid of carrot top please? he's starting to smell like almonds...
cook: I got him. (stuffs him in freezer)
cloud: well, lets just continue with the part where i dress like a girl.
director: okay. are you sure you can go on?
cloud: yeah im good. it'll go away.
director: and...ACTION!
aeris: you look so beautiful, miss cloud...
cloud: why thank you I...oh man...OW...
director: CUT! what's wrong cloud?
cloud: (face turns red) hit the deck!
aeris: what deck...?
cloud rips the most massive fart in FF history.
entire cast and crew passes out.
cloud:...guess this means i can finally walk around the studio without pants on. oh wait...i just felt some brown materia coming on...and it's not fully mako-energy concentrated!!!
barret: das right *cough* you feel me coming on *cough* to KILL YOU!
cloud: not quite...i got some no. 3 to take care of. bye! (zoom to the bathroom)
barret: oh my ****, aeris isn't breathing! I need to call a doctor!
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From: Shadow Flare13 | Posted: 7/10/2004 9:36:18 PM | Message Detail

"Director: And... Action!
Aeris: *Looks at the script*
Script: Aeris turns to Cloud and says "This guy are sick."
Aeris: (Somebody must have made a typo.) This guy is sick.
All: Huh??
Cloud: Is? What are this... is?
Director: Aeris, what are the matter with you?
Aeris: Wha..."

LOL! I was actually laughing my ass off when I saw that.
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From: irule90210 | Posted: 7/11/2004 10:21:29 AM | Message Detail

Hojo:Hi Im Eric and this is downhill card game.
*Puts a table and a chair on skateboards and plays solitare*
Hojo:Yay!
*after saying yay he hit a jump and crashes into the table and gets up*
Hojo:Ow.
Director:What a asshat
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/11/2004 10:24:10 AM | Message Detail

Oh noes....yoohoo and bahamut abandoned me and the blooper topic!!11!!1!1!!1!1!

*Goes somewhere*
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The big smoldering pit with stairs going into it... You can't miss it. - Balrog5272

From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/11/2004 10:53:25 AM | Message Detail

Well I am bored so here is a really stupid blooper

Spoilers

When the party meets Vincent

*Cloud and Company walk into the room*

Cloud: Oh Coffins!!!!

Tifa: Ugh it smells like ass in here!

Red: Well this room IS filled with dead bodies.....

????: What do you want?

Aeris: W-wh-who said that

Barret: My "gun"...*Rams Aeris*

*Cloud does a back flip*

Cloud: Suck it *****!

Cid: WTF? *Slaps Cloud* Shut up you ****ing moron

Cloud: OwWwWwWw! *Runs into a coffin*

????: Jesus ****ing Christ! Can't a guy get some sleep?

Aeris: W-wh-who said that?

Cid: My "Spear"....*Rams Aeris*

????: (Thinking) What ****ing morons...

????: *slams open the lid to the coffin* Well Hel---*the lid smacks back on top of ????*

*???? slams open the lid again*

Cloud: *still running around* Hey bud---*Gets clotheslined from the coffin lid*

????: Hello my name is Vincent

Aeris: W-wh-who said that?

Vincent: ME! *rams Aeris*

Cloud: Well hello......Wanna join our group?

Vincent: Well OK!

Cloud: Yay OnE mOrE bUdDiE!!!!!

Vincent: *does a back flip* Yea *****!

Cait Sith: I like men!

Tifa: Who the **** are you?

Cait Sith: I'm Cait Sith.............I joined your group....

Cid: *Slaps Cait Sith* Shut up *****

Cloud: Looks at Cid....Hey who are you???

Cid: Oh noes they found me out! Initiate self destruct code 739F3DF7'ed. *Runs away*

Cloud: What a nice fellow......

*Cait Sith blows up*

Cloud: Meh....let's go....

*Cloud and Company leave*



Told you it was stupid
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WTF is the point of no return? - KingBlue1333
The big smoldering pit with stairs going into it... You can't miss it. - Balrog5272

From: irule90210 | Posted: 7/13/2004 8:21:51 PM | Message Detail

Bump
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/14/2004 11:39:47 AM | Message Detail

Wow this is REALLY dying....
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WTF is the point of no return? - KingBlue1333
The big smoldering pit with stairs going into it... You can't miss it. - Balrog5272

From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/15/2004 5:32:10 PM | Message Detail

Wow...
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WTF is the point of no return? - KingBlue1333
The big smoldering pit with stairs going into it... You can't miss it. - Balrog5272

From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/16/2004 2:41:33 PM | Message Detail

One post a day keeps the mods away.....
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I beat that big tanker all night long baby! - Coltscatch88
Well I beat off to that big tanker all night long. o_O - VladTaltos

From: Hamlet324 | Posted: 7/16/2004 11:54:12 PM | Message Detail

Not sure if I'm allowed to post here, I assume I am, but whatever.

Cloud: Alright, let's check out this new summon, huh? What's that say on the bottom?
Tifa: It looks like "Hades".
Cloud: Hades? Nice. God of the Dead and Hell should do quite nicely. Let's see... ah! A Vlakorados!
Cid: This better ^#&(@%$ work, Cloud. This guy are strong.

Director: Didn't we use that line already? Hell, roll with it.

Cloud: O God of all darkness and damnation, I call upon and beseech you. Smite down this foul beast that stands between us and our mission!
Tifa: Uhh... you seem a bit too used to this whole "Calling upon dark gods" thing. Shiva, Ifrit, and Ramuh I could understand, but
Cloud: Silence, sexy mortal!

*Four pillars fly out of the ground and are surrounded by a circular field of energy. A skeletal being rises from the underground, bringing with it a smoldering, black cauldron. With a few motions and incantations, things fly out of the cauldron at the Vlakorados, silencing and toad-ing it, doing 4034 damage*

Cloud:...
Cid: What in the seven hells was that?
Cloud: I think we just got gipped. All that virgin sacrifice was for nothing? Damn you Hades! I gave you Aeris! The least you could do is instantly kill and take with you an extremely annoying creature that serves only one, unneeded purpose!

*Yuffie disappears in a puff of sulphurous yellow smoke, screams of the tormented damned echoing through an instantaneously opened and closed rift in reality*

Tifa: Cha... you know what? Uh-uh. I've had it. Screw this, I'm going to discuss support materia with Lulu.

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Don't be such a pansy. It's just a little fireball.
--Meathorse, zero-effect.net

From: Robshi | Posted: 7/17/2004 2:38:20 AM | Message Detail

(Spoilers)

*At Wutai, where Yuffie takes you into her home to get back the stolen materia, or so you think*

Yuffie: It's the lever...on the left. *sob*
*Cloud pulls the lever on the left, bringing a cage down over Barret and Red XIII*
Yuffie: Hahaha! The materia's mine! If you wanna get your materia, you gotta steel it! Haha! Get it? Steel?
*She runs off, Cloud pulls the lever up which frees Barret and Red*
Cloud: I wonder what the other lever does...
*He pulls the right lever, which brings the cage back down on Red and Barret*
Cloud: What is the point of having two levers that do exactly the same thing!?!?
Red XIII: In case one breaks?
Cloud: ...
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Mario: Yoshi! Do you have to eat everything?!
Yoshi: No, I leave some for you.

From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/17/2004 12:17:21 PM | Message Detail

No Hamlet324 anyone can post here......And good job with the blooper. Pretty funny
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Who the **** is going to rob two black guys holding pistols sitting in a car that's worth less than your shirt - Sol (Snatch)

From: tierza89 | Posted: 7/18/2004 10:59:46 AM | Message Detail

Tifa: God cloud! we've been through at least 20 hours of gameplay and your hair is still sharper than yuffie's shuriken! how do you do it?

Cloud: Ahhh the miracle of Rave 4x4 extra hold hairspray

From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 7/18/2004 12:16:37 PM | Message Detail

Barret: Hey, You read my latest crap?
Cloud: Yeah, it was almost as brown as you.

In other words... Bump.
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Many destinies can be changed. Some can not.
No matter what I do, My destiny shall always have a dark future...

From: irule90210 | Posted: 7/18/2004 2:35:54 PM | Message Detail

*Cloud runs in to a mcdonalds and take a person food and arrets it.*
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Rock n' Roll thunder complements of Jack Dustmen.

From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/19/2004 4:24:10 PM | Message Detail

Another useless post from me.....
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Who the **** is going to rob two black guys holding pistols sitting in a car that's worth less than your shirt - Sol (Snatch)

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/19/2004 8:41:14 PM | Message Detail

I'm here, but my internet crapped out for a while. Sorry about that, I made a semi blooper to make up for it

MT07: Uh, where the **** am I???

Cloud: Hey, who are you?

MT07: I'm the guy who F'ed yo mama!

Cloud: But my mom's dead....

MT07: Oh, crap, sorry, I didn't mean to..

Cloud: You killed my mommy!!! *pulls out sword*

Barret: No, Cloud that was Sephiroth!!

Cloud: *swings sword to Barret* You killed Sephiroth!!!

Tifa: No, Cloud, that was you!

Cloud: *swing it to Tifa* You killed me!!!

MT07: *grin* No, that was Aeris

Cloud: *running away* I'll kill you Aeris!!!

MT07: That was too easy
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http://www.freewebs.com/yougotohellandyoudie19/index.htm - My website

From: Zeon4ever | Posted: 7/20/2004 11:06:30 AM | Message Detail

On break Cait Sith walks over to Cid.

Cait Sith: Hey man.....how much you getting paid?
Cid: 75k.....why?
Cait Sith: Wha....!! I'm only getting 30! What the hell
Cid: Well I thought I make the least...you should talk to the director.

Cait Sith walks over to the director.

Cait Sith: Hey man....whats the deal with my pay?!

Director: Well....lets review this. Cloud..typical hero guy with a great storyline, uses a sword. Barret, kick ass gun arm. Tifa, Aries and Yuffie...self explanatory. red XIII, come on he's a talking tiger! Vincent mysterious story and uses sweet guns. Cid....majpr jelp for props, Highwind, Bronco and he uses a spear.

Cait Sith: your point?!

Director: We really don't need a big....."moogle" thing with a megaphone in our movie.......*points to the bus your going to be starin ina new movie*

Cait Sith: *mumbles to himself and walks into the bus*

Quina(FF9): Hey Cait!!

Cait Sith: ......what the? *Sees a sign* E! True
Hollywood: FF Charecters who never made it....was it weight or a dumb weapon.

Cait Sith: Life sucks

LoL best i can think of. Cait Sith rules by the way hehe >_<

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Hail Zeon

From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 7/20/2004 11:19:45 AM | Message Detail

*Spehiroth Stabs Aerith*

Cloud: I'll Kill you!

Sephiroth: You can't touch me! Diplomatic immunity!

*hands papers to Cloud*

Cloud: Well, I'll be damned......

Sephiroth: That's the point.

*Sephiroth stabs Cloud, picks up papers and walks away*
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"God is dead." -Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." -God

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/21/2004 1:49:37 AM | Message Detail

In the summer, I'll be posting Summer Bloopers for your entertainment!

*spoilers*

Cloud: "Hey, everyone! Lets go to the FFVII beach!"

Cid: "I'm on it!"

Tifa: "Yeah! Maybe we'll see girls in bikinis!"

Crickets: *chirp*

Red XIII: "Well, anyone have a car?"

Cloud: "Well, I'm afraid that Aeris crashed and died yesturday. She was on a big road with lots of signs and warnings. There was no traffic jam-"

Vincent: "Traffic jam very delicious. Traffic jam more delicious than strawberry jam."

Everyone: "..."

Yuffie: "We should probably wait for a taxi then. (Crap! I get carsick!)"

1 week later...

Barret: "FINALLY! Theres a taxi!" (waves hands)

Sephiroth (Driver): "(Why the hell does he wave his hands so stupidly?)" (drives to the gang)

Cloud: "Take us to the FFVII beach."

Sephiroth: "I'm afraid its destroyed. The lifeguard is dead and-" (gets hit in the head and dies)

yoohoo65: "Its open." (wipes the blood off the fist with Sephiroth's uniform) "And let me drive. I'm a much better driver than Sephiroth. If he drove, then you guys would've ended off like Aeris."

Everyone: "(End up like Aeris???)"

Cloud: (takes yoohoo65's hand) "Please drive. I don't wanna be in hell with Aeris!"

yoohoo65: "Okay. And if you don't stop holding my hand, I'll open the sunroof and throw you under the tires."

Cloud: (lets go of yoohoo65's hand)

Sorry. I know it sucks.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 7/21/2004 11:42:01 AM | Message Detail

Lol, That one was almost as good as Pink Bunny!
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Many destinies can be changed. Some can not.
No matter what I do, My destiny shall always have a dark future...

From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/21/2004 1:21:39 PM | Message Detail

Another waste of a post blooper (From me....)

Spoilers

Costa Del Sol

*Cloud and the gang walk into the City*

Girl 1: Liek Oh ma God!!!Cloud!!!!11!!1!Shift+1!! I love you!(And she says a bunch of other stuff, but I don't have the Patience to think of it)

Cloud: Uh....Thanks? *Gives Girl1 a hug* So what's your name?

Girl1:......

Cloud: Oh god She's DEAD!!!!

Red: Um Cloud? She's actu----

Cloud: SHHHH Red DON'T TELL ANYONE I KILLED HER!!!

Barret: Damn Cloud. Don't yell...

*Cloud starts running in circles while holding Girl1*

Cloud: Oh god what am I gonna do? *begins panting*

Girl2:*sees Cloud holding Girl1 and walks toward them* Hey Steph---

*Cloud cuts off her head*

Cloud: DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!! So much death!

*Cloud is covered in blood while holding two girls a his bloody Buster Sword*

Cloud: I'm gonna die....

*Cloud begins walking*

Guy: *Bumps into Cloud* Hey man watc---

*Cloud stabs him in the leg*

Cloud: Not again!

Guy: ****! Man that REALLY Hurt!

Cloud: AH an undead!!!!

(To be continued)

I'll finish it with my next post
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Who the **** is going to rob two black guys holding pistols sitting in a car that's worth less than your shirt - Sol (Snatch)

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/22/2004 6:53:33 AM | Message Detail

Pretty funny, Talic.

Anyways, I'm not back from vacation, but I am still posting Bloopers. I'll be back from vacation on August.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/22/2004 7:04:59 AM | Message Detail

In the FFVII beach...

Cloud: "It sure is hot in here..."

Tifa: "Well, duh! Lets get some ice cream!"

Cloud: "Well, no." *sucks Tifa's boobs*

Tifa: "Not again..."

Cloud: *stops drinking* "Ahh... That was good." *looks around and sees people looking at him*

yoohoo65: "Uhh... What did you just do?"

Later...

yoohoo65: *looks at Cid on rocks* "Hey, you! Get off the rocks! HEY! I said get off the rocks! GET OFF THE ROCKS NOW!!! Oh, no..."

Cid: *jumps off the rocks and hits head on rock*

yoohoo65: *looks at Cid* "Grrr..." *runs on the sand, snatching a backboard on the way, throws backboard in the water and dives in the water* *swims in the water, gets Cid, gets back on the surface of water, swims to the backboard, places Cid on it, ties him up on the backboard, puts bands and pads on him*

Cid: *wakes up* "Don't let me die here..." *dies*

yoohoo65: "NOOOOOOO!!!"

Cid (not really dead): "Dude, you've just been punk'd!"

yoohoo65: *looks at Cid and goes to him*

Cid: "Yeah, dude. We've got you good! I'm actually fine! I never hit my head on anything in the first place! Even the blood is fake! Now, can you get me off this? The bands are very tight. Man, you were really serious!"

yoohoo65: (flips over the backboard upside down and leaves)
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 7/22/2004 7:38:22 AM | Message Detail

*extreme spoilers*

*Aeris' death scene*
Sephy: *stabs Aeris* Mwahahaha!!!!! I have finally killed her! The hindrance of my grand plan of global domination! I 0wnz!!!! Gahahah!!! Can't you see this pathetic little girl? She's dead! Hahahaha --- what? Why aren't you emoting or something?

Cloud: WTF do I care? Why would even an ordinary slum flower girl be joining my party fighting you anyway? All she does is carry a stupid stick and bump it on enemies in a flashy style that doesn't almost do any damage at all! That's it, I'm resigning.

Director: Cut, cut, CUT!!!! WTH d'you think you're doing? You've ruined this scene! I couldn't afford to pay any more girls to get stabbed right on the spot! You better do something about this before I kill you!

=1 hour later....=
*Aeris' death scene take 2*
Sephy: *stabs the person who replaced Aeris* Mwahahaha!!!!! I have finally killed her! The hindrance of my grand plan of global domination! I 0wnz!!!! Gahahah!!! Can't you see this pathetic little girl? She's dead! Hahahaha --- what? Why can't my sword go through your body?

Aeris (played by Cloud): Why would a cheap, plastic, dull, stupid-looking sword stab my back by someone like you!??!

Cloud (played by Red XIII): (What am I doing in this soldier uniform?)

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Someone please kill me now. I know it's lame.

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"You didn't claim to love the darkness. Don't go and dwell there for a minute." -Alucrad ;-)

From: niels | Posted: 7/22/2004 1:08:37 PM | Message Detail

bump

From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 7/22/2004 1:31:25 PM | Message Detail

Random Encounter No. 128

(2 Gremlins and a Sculpture appear)

Cloud: "Whoah, look at that Tifa. Monkeys!"

Tifa: "Cloud, concentrate on Sephiroth..."

Vincent: "Shut up, Tifa. You think Cloud has had enough of thinking about Sephy?"

Tifa: "Ah, whatever."

*Squall appears out of nowhere, runs around in a Picturesque manner, makes figure 8s across a lake, jokes about the fundamental flaws in humanity, heads for Tifa's purse, steals 50 Gil, then vanishes into thin air*

Tifa: "Oh, shoot, where'd he come from?"

Vincent: "You got SQUALL'D."

Tifa: "What? Why?"

Cloud: "Here little monkeys! Oooh oooh Ahhh Ahh!"

Gremlin: "Just 4 Kids...."

Cloud: "...
Island! OOOOH OOOH..."

Vincent: *sweatdrop*

Vincent: "Well, Tifa, Squall has a special copyright on the 'W-word'. He can legally steal 50 Gil from you if you say it."

Tifa: "Mmm, man! That was a whole 50 GIL!!!"

Vincent: "You're right. We would have to sell 50 of our finest Items and Materia to replace it."

Tifa: "How 'bout 41 Turbo Ethers, all 8 of our Ultimate Weapons, and Knights of the Round when we get it?"

Vincent: "Sounds good to me.....oh, LOOK OUT!"

Gremlin: "***** **** **** *******!!!"

(Words visibally appear and start circling Tifa)

Tifa: "What's this supposed to do? Just some visual incarnation of some cuss words? No biggie.....OOOOWWWWW!!!"

600 damage

Vincent: "You crying?"

Tifa: "*sniff* Yes. Suddenly I feel so [Sad]."

Vincent: "Well, I gotta movie to go to. See ya."

*changes into Hell Masker, then heads toward the studios that create Jason films*

Tifa: "I'll...miss..you *sniff*. Oh, what's the point in going on Cloud?"

Tifa: "Uh, Cloud?"

Cloud: "oooh oooh ahhh AHHHH!"

(the Sun starts to rise)

Cloud: "Oooh...oooh...AAAAAAAAH!!"

(the Sun appears to be rising above the Sculpture)

Cloud: "AAHHHH AHHHH OOOH OOOH!!"

*starts bowing to the 'Monolith'*

*touches it*

*is frightened*

Cloud: "AHHH AHHH AHH!!!!"

Tifa: "Cloud! Snap out of it!!!"

(Gremlins start to dance around it, also)

(Cloud searches around and finds a bone)

*picks it up*

*starts smacking some dead skeleton*

Cloud: "AHHH OOH OOOH!"

*2001 Space Odyssey music plays*



FIN
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Rest in Peace, HAITICHILD...

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/23/2004 5:42:52 AM | Message Detail

Cloud: *gets in the water for fun* "Hey, the water is all white! Tifa!"

Tifa: "Whoops..."

The water then changes yellow.

Cloud: "Now what happened? Cid!"

Cid: "What? It was cold, so I had to warm the water up!"

Then the water changes brown.

Cloud: "Ewww... Barret!" *looks and sees the remains of Barret*

Vincent: "I knew it. He is made of crap. All of them do."

Abus (blitzball player from FFX): *appears* "Grr..."

Vincent: "Heh heh... Whoops. Sorry about that."

Abus: "You die." *dives in the water and slowly melts*

Then the water turns black.

Vincent: "I knew that would happen."

Raudy: *appears* "Grr..."

Vincent: "Whoops... Sorry about that."

Raudy: "You die..." *dives in the water and slowly melts*

Then the water turns green and everyone in the water dies.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 7/23/2004 6:05:47 AM | Message Detail

LOL at MetalGearSolidBoy!
Tifa: "*sniff* Yes. Suddenly I feel so [Sad]."
=-
Vincent: "You're right. We would have to sell 50 of our finest Items and Materia to replace it."

Tifa: "How 'bout 41 Turbo Ethers, all 8 of our Ultimate Weapons, and Knights of the Round when we get it?"

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"You didn't claim to love the darkness. Don't go and dwell there for a minute." -Alucrad ;-)

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/23/2004 6:28:46 AM | Message Detail

Shadow Edge, you should compliment yourself too. I like that blooper of yours.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 7/23/2004 7:59:01 AM | Message Detail

[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]

From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 7/23/2004 7:59:56 AM | Message Detail

Ah well... I wrote that in 5 minutes. Thanks though. Maybe I'll spend some of my free time writing bloopers. *finds a new hobby*.

Yours are lots funnier. :)
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"You didn't claim to love the darkness. Don't go and dwell there for a minute." -Alucrad ;-)

From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/23/2004 4:30:40 PM | Message Detail

Well it seems things are sorta back to normal.

Anyway This is a serious post (Or at least I'm going to try and make it serious) OK Well i thought you guys should know that starting Monday I'll be in physical therapy for 6 weeks and beginning August 2 I have soccer camp. So I will probably not post bloopers here for a while, but I'll try to.

Oh and enjoy the rest of the summer guys......

(And I'm still going to post here whether you like it or not)
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Who the **** is going to rob two black guys holding pistols sitting in a car that's worth less than your shirt - Sol (Snatch)

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/23/2004 11:34:12 PM | Message Detail

(And I'm still going to post here whether you like it or not)

I'm glad:)
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 7/24/2004 4:44:46 AM | Message Detail

*extreme spoilers!

-
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Aeris' Death scene, Part 2
Sephiroth: What?!?! How dare you! I used my life savings of 50 gil to buy this sword!

Aeris (played by Cloud): 50 gil?!?!?! WTF? You work in a junkshop or something?

Sephirtoh: Shut up, you --!

Aeris (played by Cloud): Why would I even take orders from a garbage collector anyways?!

Director: (What the hell?)

Sephiroth: I said SHUT UP!!!

Aeris (played by Cloud): sblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl--

Sephiroth: ****!!!!!! (limit break bursts and mutilates Aeris' (Cloud's) insides and kills her (him)).

Director: *flashes up a sign board* "Follow the &)*#&)@%&) script! I can't afford any more cuts!!!"

Sephiroth: "..." At last! Success is now at hand!

Cloud (played by Red XIII): Uhhh... I don't care whatever you want, woof! My throat is dry, my tail is burning, my paws are hurting! She'll no longer smile, be angry nor make me hotdogs! Well, see you later then...

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"You didn't claim to love the darkness. Don't go and dwell there for a minute." -Alucrad ;-)

From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 7/24/2004 4:45:29 AM | Message Detail

*mild spoilers*
==========

Cloud: All right everyone? I finally bought a copy of 'Final Fantashy VII" we've been saving all our gil for!
(Everybody cheered)

Aeris: Quick! Let's start playing now! Insert the CD in our PS1.

Red XIII: I'll do it. *opens the CD case and tries to hold the CD) Hmm... I find it too hard to hold this thing with my paws. I guess I should just hold the CD by biting it.

Everyone: Nanaki, no!

(Cid flayed Red XIII in the body and leaves him dead)
Vincent: Good. Just let him play dead for a while. Then we can just use a Phoenix Down on him.

Barret: !^$)^)*#@)$(@^%) dog! We should've gave him to the Midgar Dog Pound ages ago. I guess I should insert the CD inst--

(Cloud chopped off Barret's left arm)

Barret: !)^*%(!_*($*%!!!! What the hell did you do that for?! I'll need to pay for another gunarm attachment!

Cloud: Had to let that happen. You might've shot our CD to pieces. Just cast Stop on it to stop the bleeding.

Barret: grrrrr....

Yuffie: You sound like Reddy now.

Tifa: Be strong Barret! Be strong!

Barret: "..."

(they started playing...)
Aeris: Wow, why am I there?

Everyone: Whatever.

Yuffie: Oh no, a soldier!

Aeris: Quick! Attack him!

(Tifa punches Cloud on the back)
Cloud: What?!?!

Tifa: Aeris told me to attack the soldier, so...

Cloud: ...

Cid: ^)*#%@!*_%*@$!!! That character's name's Cloud. Now that )%@*^#_^*@ monkey called 'Barret' joined him.

Barret: Who're you calling 'monkey'? (aims gunarm at Cid)

Cid: That %)&@)%(#*$@ character.

(Play resumed)

Cloud: Damn it. Cloud just got killed.

Tifa: Use a
Phoenix Down then.

Cloud: *looks at "Items"* I don't have any.

Aeris: Well that stinks.

Vincent: About not having a Phoenix Down?

Aeris: No... not that. I meant Reddy. He's rotting already.

Tifa: Oh who cares. He always drools on the poster of my hero 'Sephiroth' anyways.

(play resumed......)

Cloud: Oh no! A Guard Scorpion!

Cid: Make the ^)*@)%*@)^ gorilla shoot that electrical monster.

(Barret shot the PS1)

Cid: Holy Christmas.... why the hell did you do that for?

Barret: You told me to sho--

(Vincent shot Barret on the back and killed him)
Tifa: Sigh..... now what?

Aeris: Let's use a Phoenix Down on Red now.

Cloud: Darn it, I just sold it to buy some Megalixers for 1 gil apiece.

Vincent: Well that stinks.

Aeris: About not having any spare Phoenix Downs?

Vincent: No, I meant Red XIII. He isn't red anymore. His body is turning green now...
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It isn't good, is it?
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"You didn't claim to love the darkness. Don't go and dwell there for a minute." -Alucrad ;-)

From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/24/2004 5:43:28 PM | Message Detail

I'm ****ing bored
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Badass Mother 4000 - Twice as fast as you ass!
Now carefully agitate the HELL out of this snake!

From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/24/2004 7:01:10 PM | Message Detail

Okay, Pink Bunny and Paranoid...... I like those two. I need another one, because these keep cracking me up.
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I smell a dirty diaper... oh, god, why does that turn me on? - Stewie, Family Guy

From: Sun Tzu010 | Posted: 7/24/2004 8:11:38 PM | Message Detail

Ill try my hand at this.

Spoilers
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Safer Sephiroth battle


* Bizzaro Sehpiroth Transforms into Safer Sephiroth*

Barret " Holy **** Sephiroth put a shirt on, your making my eyes bleed. "

Sephiroth " Muahaha! You all shall be Smited! .... Smitten... smoted? **** It your all gunna DIE!"

Tifa: " he looks tough, how are we guna beat him? "

*everyone huddles together*

Red: " His head is most likely his weak spot, if we hit that we will .... CLoud Where the hell are you going? "

* Cloud picks out a rock and hurls it at Sephiroth's Head *

Sephiroth: OW, Wtf! Cloud you ass! That ****in hurt!

*Barret pulls cloud back into the huddle as Seph throws a tantrum about his bruised face*

Barret : Good job Mr. Hero, you went and pissed him off!"

Cloud: " Whats today? "

Barret: ... ?!

Cloud: " I have to take out the trash Thursday, If i dont i will be in trouble. "

Barret: "Cloud, shut up. Everyone else, we need a plan. Any ideas?"

* Sephiroth Returns with a bandaid and Nerosproren *

Sephiroth: " Wth is going on? No huddles allowed unless im invited!! "

* Cloud Stick his head out of the huddle and sticks his tounge at sephiroth *

Sephiroth: " Thats your ass!!! SUPER NOVA!!!! "

* An over Exaggerated cutscene plays and the sun gets near. *

Tifa: OMG, Is it over?!

Barret: Gawd ****it man, hurry the **** up!!

Red: Uh, whats that?

* Red tries to point at the approaching sun, but figures out he cant point, cries, and commits suicide *

Sephiroth: MUAHAH! Now you all die! ...... Ow. OW IT BURNS! Holy hell it BURNS!"

Everyone but tifa " HOLY ****in ****!!!

Tifa: Sacred Fornicating feces!!!!

Barret: Damnit girl dont you know how to curse??!?

* Everyone is engulfed in the sun *

Cid " WHY THE **** AM I A FROG??!?!?!

The end. Comments question or stupid remarks?

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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/24/2004 8:14:55 PM | Message Detail

Holy **** that was funny!

Cid " WHY THE **** AM I A FROG??!?!?!

Funny......
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From: Sun Tzu010 | Posted: 7/24/2004 8:18:09 PM | Message Detail

Thank you. I might do another one later.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/25/2004 1:10:50 AM | Message Detail

...... Why was he a frog, mommy?

Because he takes it up the ass.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/25/2004 7:26:04 AM | Message Detail

One of the most funniest bloopers I saw in this topic.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/25/2004 7:26:31 AM | Message Detail

Don't worry, Bahamut. You're still a good blooper maker.
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Aeris: "Damn, she's foine!"
Cloud: (eyes widen)

From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/25/2004 7:41:30 AM | Message Detail

Uh here's my blooper of the day (Maybe week)

*Cloud is walking down the street*

Cloud: Life is good.......

People in the background: Yay yay yay!

Cloud: This is fun!

People in the background: Yay yay yay!

Cloud: *Looks down* My anus is bleeding!!!

People in the background: Yay yay yay!

Cloud: *Begins to run around* MY anus IS BLEEDING!!!

People in the background: Yay yay yay! *People begin to dance*

Cloud: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY......MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!

People in the background: Yay yay y---*People in background drown from Cloud's blood*

Cloud: I think I need a band-aid.....


Like you could do any better.........
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/25/2004 8:00:33 AM | Message Detail

Talic, I'm starting to miss you and your bloopers now...
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/25/2004 8:03:59 AM | Message Detail

Talic, I'm starting to miss you and your bloopers now...

Exactly why is that? Is it because they make you feel funnier? Or not...I'm just wondering really





Buttsecks............................................................................what?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/25/2004 9:57:25 AM | Message Detail

Oh and just to tell you guys....I won't be back home until Monday, but I have physical therapy at 3:30 so I might be back at around 5:30 EST.......
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/25/2004 12:35:15 PM | Message Detail

that was pretty funny talic..... got me to laugh.... YOu know what? as soon as I figure out how to make flash, I'm going to turn Pink Bunny into a movie..... yup.... a movie.... you heard me.... seen far and wide and acknowledged as a piece of crap by all!!!!
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From: OmegaSephiroth2 | Posted: 7/25/2004 12:50:55 PM | Message Detail

Sephiroth kills Aerith

Cloud: How could you, You *******

Sephiroth: Cause i Felt Like it!, You wanna Fight, you spikey headed Freak!?

Cloud: GO ahead, You start!

Sephiroth: Yo mommma So fat, She played Emerald Weapon in Advent Children

Cloud: Yo momma so ugly, she petrified Midgar

Sephiroth: Yo momma So poor, I gave her a fire materia and she sang "Clap your hands, Stomp your feet, Praise the lord, cause we have heat!"

Cloud: Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I cant beleive its not 30 command materias in her face

Sephiroth: Yo momma's so stupid, she took 6 gils, jumped into the ocean, and drowned.

Cloud: Yo momma's so ugly, She made onions cry.

Sephiroth: Yo momma's so poor, she raced a bronze chocobo at Golden Saucer.

Cloud: good one....
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/25/2004 12:54:05 PM | Message Detail

nice yo mama jokes..... too bad they only apply to FFVII.... until I rework them for my own twisted reasons....
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From: OmegaSephiroth2 | Posted: 7/25/2004 12:55:01 PM | Message Detail

... They were my bloopers...
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/25/2004 12:56:26 PM | Message Detail

Yeah, so? don't make me get Pink Bunny on your ass!!!.... nah, just kidding, that's cruel beyond words....
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From: irule90210 | Posted: 7/25/2004 1:12:09 PM | Message Detail

Cloud:Hi im Jony Knoxville and welcome to Jackass

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/25/2004 7:45:05 PM | Message Detail

I'm really intrested in yo moma jokes... What I hate is that when I say them to someone, they would say, "Stop making fun of my mom!" Omg... I mean I even tell them that its a joke, but they still refuse to listen! I have 3 names for them. Momma's boy, joke hater, and dumb-ass.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/25/2004 7:48:18 PM | Message Detail

Yo momma's so ugly, She made onions cry.

nice yo mama jokes..... too bad they only apply to FFVII.... until I rework them for my own twisted reasons....


Not all of them apply to FFVII. No offense, bud.
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From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 7/26/2004 5:55:21 AM | Message Detail

Cloud: What did you do that for?!?!

Sephy: Coz she annoys me, you spiky cloud idiot. You wanna duel with me?!?!

Cloud: You're on!

*a stadium suddenly erupts out of nowhere!*

Cloud: I put this card on defense position and place a card under it. You're next, white-haired grandfather of hell.

Sephy: Why you *****!!!! Now I play this Bahamut, King of Dragons, card on Attack position and another card under that! BAHAMUT, ATTACK!!!!

Cloud: Activate, Reflect card!!!

Sephy: Damn, (Life Points decline by 1200). I put this card on Defense and another card under that. Your turn, golden boy.

Cloud: I put this card on the Magic/Trap row. Now I turn this monster card of mine!! Attack, KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND!!!!!!

Sephy: Activate ANTI-SUMMON FIELD!!!! Your KotR card has been destroyed! Now I turn this card on for a direct attack! Stab him, Tonberry King!!!!

Cloud: Activate trap card, Great Gospel!

Sephy: You fool, Tonberry King's stab attack can destroy any trap cards when it hits one! Nevertheless, it may have stopped my attack, ickle Cloudiekinns, but I still can attack you next turn! Now I put another monster card on attack position! Mover!

Cloud: (Damn, if this'll continue my LP would be zero). I play this card on defense position and activate a magic card! Stop card!

Sephy: Nooooo!!!

Cloud: Yes, it'll prevent you from doing any moves for 3 turns. Now I can put another card on offense! I turn this previous one card over! Attack, BAHAMUT ZERO!!!!

Bahamut 0: *does flashy attacks*

Sephy: NO!!!!! (LP declined to 0)

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From: SaintXofXSwords | Posted: 7/26/2004 3:28:20 PM | Message Detail

Yu-Gi-Oh and FFVII... nice... Say, does anyone know when Masterbahamut07 will be back on?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/26/2004 3:35:00 PM | Message Detail

No I don't, why?
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From: Stryke19 | Posted: 7/26/2004 3:42:40 PM | Message Detail

Sephy: No mister Cloud. Please, don't hurt me
Cloud: Sorry punk but you destroyed my hometown. Give me a *** reason why I shouldn't use my Omnislash on you.
Yuffie: Kill the jerk, he doesn't deserve to live

*Legend of Dragoon's Dart pops in the 7th Heaven Bar*
Tifa: Whoa, look at 'em.
Aeris: Who is he
Dart: Y'can call me Dart
Yuffie: He's mine I say!
Tifa: Back off, I saw him first
Dart: lol Whoa, there's enough of me to go around.
Cloud: Hey, what about me.

Shana: *shocked* *Talking to herself, WTH is Dart doing. I thought I was his childhood friend. But I guess not*

Cloud: Shana, you're not the only one.
Shana: Oh well *sigh*. Mind being my new boyfriend?
Cloud: Heck yeah.
Shana: *inner Shana: She scores again! ^_^*

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From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 7/27/2004 6:51:33 AM | Message Detail

From: SaintXofXSwords | Posted: 7/26/2004 4:28:20 PM | Message Detail
Yu-Gi-Oh and FFVII... nice...

I agree
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/27/2004 7:09:59 AM | Message Detail

I used to like Yu-Gi-Oh, but now I hate it. Its old, boring, and the cards are expensive. I didn't even READ that blooper yet.
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From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 7/27/2004 12:21:09 PM | Message Detail

shut up.
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From: Xtreme Cloud | Posted: 7/27/2004 12:24:17 PM | Message Detail

Yugioh got his hair due from me.... that poser..........................
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From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 7/27/2004 1:08:24 PM | Message Detail

You shut up, too. Yugi/Yami are even more original than you!
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From: illm | Posted: 7/27/2004 1:15:05 PM | Message Detail

You shut up, too. Yugi/Yami are even more original than you!

may i plz sex you in the face?

From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/28/2004 10:33:35 AM | Message Detail

Hey bahamut my website ****ed up....I deleted the picture files and I didn't think the actual pictures would be gone, but they are....And I don't have the patience to spend hours putting them back on...So instead I'll give you links to good FREE sites......
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/28/2004 2:01:43 PM | Message Detail

HELLO!?!?! THIS IS AN FFVII BOARD!!!

Damn you Talic!!..... No, I take it back, I'm sorry, it's just... You got rid of the pictures..... How did oyu get them there in the first place?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/28/2004 2:21:53 PM | Message Detail

I did the image upload thingy(They were saved on my pc).....
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/29/2004 8:36:03 AM | Message Detail

People still like Yu-Gi-Oh?

o_O

Anyways, Talic, I never knew you had a website.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/29/2004 8:51:49 AM | Message Detail

[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]

From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:14:26 AM | Message Detail

Well, back on the topic, I have NO ideas for a Summer Blooper, so today, I'll just continue on the series.

*spoilers*

Tifa: "Yes! We made it! The pillar is standing!"

Cloud: "Wait a minute, wtf am i hearing?"

Aeris: "Gunfire???"

Cloud: "Oh, yeah..."

A fat shinra soldier gets shot and falls off the pillar.

Fat soldier: "OOF!!! What a hard landing! My legs broken! I'm bleeding!"

Then Wedge gets shot and falls on the fat soldier.

Wedge: "Phew! What a soft landing!"

Another fat soldier gets shot by Barret and the fat soldier falls on Wedge.

Fat soldier#2: "Phew! What a soft landing!"

Director: "(I like what I'm seeing.)"

Tifa: "(Hey, Cloud, lets leave Aeris here and get to the top to escape.)"

Cloud: "(Wow... You're actually using your head for once!)"

Smack!

At the top...

Reno (Counter Strike style): "The bomb has been planted!"

Barret: "Hi! I'm the camper!"

Smack!

The team fights
Reno and wins.

Reno: (bumps into Tifa while running and jumps down the pillar to the helicopter)

Then the helicopter arrives.

Cloud: "Hey, is that Aeris? Why did you save her??? Barret, shoot the bastard."

Barret: (shoots)

Tseng: "I wouldn't do that. You may make me injure our special guest..."

Aeris's head shows.

Cloud: "Hey! It's Aeris!"

Director: "I DON'T like what I'm seeing."

The helicopter leaves.

Barret: "No! The pillar is starting to fall! Lets use this wire and escape!"

The team escapes with the wire and the pillar starts to fall.

Fat soldier#2: (looks at the pillar falling) "NOOOOO!!!"

The pillar falls on Fat Soldier#2.

Pillar: "Phew... What a soft landing."

Please post your opinions on this blooper.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/29/2004 2:42:15 PM | Message Detail

Cloud: Holy ****! it's Bahamut! he's on his period!

Bahamut: Dammit, Cloud, I'm not having a period!

Cloud: But you described the symptoms of having a period! You're a ****ing chick!

Bahamut: Grr.... I QUIT!!!

Tifa: What's going on?

Cloud: Bahamut's having menstrual cramps

Tifa: *smack* You bastard! *walks off*

Cloud: What'd I say?

Barret: Uh, you..... huh. I don't know.

Cloud: What in the where with how many cheerleaders?

Barret: WTF? Dude, lay off the pot.

Cloud: Get laid by a pot?

Barret: *shakes head and walks off*

Cloud: Why the **** should I try getting Bahamut to come back!?!?!

Red: Who mentioned getting Bahamut back?

Cloud: You wanna get behind Bahamut's back?

Red: *pounds Cloud* **** you!

Cloud: What am I saying that's pissing you off??

MT07: Dude... I know how you feel... one comment about a swimsuit model next to Tifa, and POW.....

Cloud: *Beats the **** out of MT07* You keep your hands off Tifa!

Sucks, don't it? meh... I don't care







Bahamut: Hey, wait? We're going to end it without even trying to get me to come back???
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:31:59 PM | Message Detail

Dang it... My blooper was bad... I used all my brains for that blooper...
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:33:31 PM | Message Detail

You guys try too hard.....I don't try at all and look where it got me....
<_<
>_>
<_<

Somewhere
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From: excelerator3F | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:35:55 PM | Message Detail

*notices this is his topic*
*notices he hasn't posted in ages*
*notices it's almost hitting 500*

Well...this is unexpected.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:38:59 PM | Message Detail

I wonder what should I do? Play sports or post bloopers...
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From: Lord Onyx | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:40:32 PM | Message Detail

Director: Okay thats the stunt. Does anyone have any questions?

*Cloud raises hand*

Director: Yes Cloud?

Cloud: Does... Paris Hilton love PS2?

All: ...
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:49:09 PM | Message Detail

Ex it's all because of yoohoo, Master_bahamut07, and me.....WE post here just so we can be known for something I guess.....
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:50:18 PM | Message Detail

Oh and yoohoo do both.....I do (Not that anyone cares)
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:53:55 PM | Message Detail

Here's another crappy one.

Cloud: Look! I'm Sephiroth!

Barret: Cloud... that's a Tritoch costume from FFVI

Cloud: *changes* Now I'm Tritoch!

Tifa: Cloud!!! That's Aeris' dress!

Barret: o-OOO-oh!

Cloud: Crap *change* Now I'm Aeris

Red: Hey! I'm not a coat!

Cloud: *changes* Now I'm a chocobo!

Tifa: Wait, aren't you going to try being Red?

Cloud: Tifa... you've got to free your mind... the Matrix has you....

Tifa: It does?

Cloud: Yes, Neo... I mean, Tifa..

Tifa: *runs and hides* Wah! Get it away!

Barret: WTF is "The Matrix"?

Cloud: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

Tifa: STOP SCARING ME!!!

Cloud: I'm trying to free your mind, Tifa. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.

Barret: What the hell is this guy talking about??

Red: *Shrugs*

Cloud: Have you ever had a dream, Tifa, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

Barret: Cloud... what are you on?

Cloud: The Matrix is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

Tifa: WAAAAAH! STOP IT!!!

Cloud: You've been living in a dream world, Tifa.

Barret: *klonks him on the head*

Red: Finally... I thought he might actually find out about us.

Tifa: *sniff* What?

Barret: Don't worry... I don't know where he learned the truth, but he'll never remember it again.
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From: excelerator3F | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:54:19 PM | Message Detail

Meh, it'll be my first 500 topic on this board no matter how many people posted on it.

*throws a party...or something*
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:57:57 PM | Message Detail

True Ex and Congrats I guess

And that was pretty funny bahamut
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/29/2004 9:59:53 PM | Message Detail

Meh.... I thought it was a little funny....
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/29/2004 10:01:58 PM | Message Detail

OMG Bahamut had the 444 or the $$$ post!!!! IT'S A SIGN!!!!!!
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From: jordandavis7 | Posted: 7/29/2004 10:03:13 PM | Message Detail

HAHA that was actually pretty good master bahamut.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/29/2004 10:03:44 PM | Message Detail

Dude, I've already got the cash.... *****!!!! Not calling any of you that, just I like saying it... Inside The Matrix, they are everyone, and they are no one. GAH!! TOO MANY MATRIX QUOTES!!!!
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From: Lord Onyx | Posted: 7/29/2004 10:32:50 PM | Message Detail

Nobody like mine :*(

</senseless excuse to add more posts to this topic>
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From: Lord Onyx | Posted: 7/29/2004 10:33:21 PM | Message Detail

Likes*

</more senseless excuses>
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/30/2004 7:35:57 AM | Message Detail

I look at that last one and wonder how I went from Cloud dressing up as everyone and then going all Matrix on everyone....
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From: Burningheart3 | Posted: 7/30/2004 9:22:29 AM | Message Detail

Another Yu-Gi-Oh dueling blooper
(When Yuffie steals all of the materia for the Wutai sidequest)

Yuffie: Hey, over here! I've got all of your nice little materia...
Cloud: I'll Duel you to get the materia back!
Yuffie: Are you sure?
Cloud: Yeah, I'm sure!
Yuffie: Then Let's Duel!
*Dueling arena rises out of the ground*
Yuffie: I'll start by playing Mystery Ninja, in Stealth attack mode! And then, I'll add to her attack points by 600 by playing the Rising Sun magic card!
I also Play this card face down to end my Turn!
Cloud: *Draws a Card* (Thinking) Hmmm... it seems that I have drawn the first Knight of Knights of the Round. all I need are the other 4... Until then...
I play Dark Dragon, in attack mode!
Yuffie: Nope, I played a face-Down card, remember? I now use the face down card that happens to be... Manipulate card!
Cloud: Oh, no! That means that you take control of my Dragon!
Yuffie: Wow, you only just figured it out? Don't state the obvious, you spikey-headed Idiot! Now I attack your life points directly, with both MY dragon, and my Mystery Ninja!
Cloud: Argh!
Yuffie: Your turn, loser!
Cloud: I haven't lost yet, Yuffie! *Draws a card* I use the magic card Haste, which allows me to draw three cards! *Draws three more Cards* Hmmm... Another one of the Knights... that's good... I play One Card Face-Down in Defense mode, and I also play this card face down and end my turn.
Yuffie: I know your little strategy, Yu- I-I mean, Cloud! And to counter it, I use one Magic Card Regen, which recovers my Life Points by 200 hundred per monster on the feild for the next five turns! I also Play the Trap Card, Despell! It Eliminates one Magic or Trap Card of my choosing on the feild! And I destroy your Face Down Card!
Cloud: Hah! You've just Wasted your turn! MY face down Card was a trap card that activates when another trap card is used! It allows me to draw Two cards per monster on the feild for the remainder of the duel! I draw four Cards!
Yuffie: Damn you, cloud!
Cloud: Yes... Another Knight... I only need to draw two more and I will win this duel! I Play this card Face down, and I summon Ifrit magic Card! It increases all fire monster's attack and Defense points by 500, raising my Face-down Defense-mode card's stats!
Yuffie: What the **** is he up to? I've heard of this strategy before, but I just cant seem to remember it.... dammit Yuffie, think, think!
I play this Card Face-down, And I use the magic card Cure! It increases my life points by 500, meaning I gain 900 Life points this turn! I also play Sense magic card, which means you must flip Your defending monster face up!
Cloud: *Flips card face up*
Yuffie: A BOMB!!!???
Cloud: That's right, and it's special ability allows me to instantly destroy and one monster instantly after two turns! I use it to destroy your Dragon!
Yuffie: Damn you, Cloud! Curse you to hell! I'll use my Mystery Ninja to attack your bomb and destroy it! Mystery Ninja, Attack!
Cloud: Hah! I had another face down card, remember? It allows me to draw five cards when my monster is destroyed! that adds to the other two cards I get to draw thanks to my Haste magic card! *Draws seven Cards*
Cloud: ...... Well, it seems I win this duel! I have assembled all five cards used to summon Knights of the Round, the Forbidden ones!
Yuffie:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: I win! Now, give me the Materia, Yuffie! ...... Yuffie? Dammit, Yuffie ran away!
Tifa:(Sarcastically) Good Job, Cloud. But don't you remember? WE STILL HAVE TO DO THE WUTAI SIDE QUEST, YOU IDIOT!
Cloud:......




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From: MetalGearSolidBoy | Posted: 7/30/2004 9:26:05 AM | Message Detail

There really should be 13 Knights, but whatever...
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From: Chaotic Warrior | Posted: 7/30/2004 8:23:18 PM | Message Detail

not bad bloopers. anyways this a bump


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From: OmegaSephiroth2 | Posted: 7/30/2004 8:53:40 PM | Message Detail

Here is some short bloopers

(Norther crater scene where cloud's party meets Rufus)

Barret: Its you! bang!

*Shoots Scarlet*

Rufus: Why the **** you did that for?!!!!!!!!!

Barret: Saves us the trouble of fighting Proud Clod later.

(End)

(Aerith's Death Scene)

*Sephiroth Stabbs Aerith

Cloud: OMG What the hell you did that for?! YOu are a Cruel *******!

Sephiroth: So?

Everyone:...

Barret: well you cant beat that logic.^^^


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From: excelerator3F | Posted: 7/30/2004 9:07:12 PM | Message Detail

I feel like, even though I don't participate in the topic...I should start the next one.
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/30/2004 10:08:25 PM | Message Detail

Ten bucks says at least one person wants me to. I'm not volunteering, just betting.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/31/2004 2:54:50 PM | Message Detail

Well Ex if you posted more in this topic then I would say sure....But I think either yoohoo, bahamut, or I should since we were the ones who kept the topic alive
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 7/31/2004 2:56:09 PM | Message Detail

through thick, thin, and boredom.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/31/2004 5:13:03 PM | Message Detail

Though mostly boredom.
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From: excelerator3F | Posted: 7/31/2004 6:46:14 PM | Message Detail

Didn't say I was going to, nor that people wanted me to, nor that it was the correct approach. All I said was that for some reason(perhaps the fact that I hardly ever make topics on this board, and have one close to hitting 500 posts), I felt like it would be weird to see it under someone else's name. That's all.
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 7/31/2004 6:55:49 PM | Message Detail

I get ya Ex.....But understand where my previous post was coming from. You post here when no one else does. You don't even care what people think about your posts and you don't want someone else to take the credit of all your posts. Something like that
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/1/2004 3:47:12 AM | Message Detail

Dang, should I quit? I'm the worst blooper maker here. Talic has improved a lot and masterbahamut07 is good as always...
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/1/2004 3:47:12 AM | Message Detail

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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/1/2004 4:54:24 PM | Message Detail

No keep making them yoohoo. If you left there would be hardly any bloopers...You make a lot more than bahamut and I put together....So just keep making them
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From: masterbahamut07 | Posted: 8/1/2004 8:15:14 PM | Message Detail

Mine are only better sometimes, when I can tap into the woo power. Some people call it the insanity and the voices living in my head, but SCREW THEM! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!
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From: MasterTiamat07 | Posted: 8/1/2004 10:03:05 PM | Message Detail

Let's attempt another one...

Cloud: Hey, I'm selling my ass for guys! I need enough money for the villa in
Costa Del Sol! Come on!

Tifa: Cloud? what?

Cloud: Tifa! There's a Tonberry behind you!!

Tifa: Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again. That's the excuse you used when my panties were missing, when you were in bed with red, when you and Aeris wanted to be alone in Don Corneo's bedroom, when....

Two days later....

Tifa: ....... then there was the time you had your hand in Vincent's pants, and then, you stuck your mouth in there, the time you and Sephiroth got cozy back at my place in Nibelheim, the time you had a party in your pants and your hand was the Dj, the time...

Cloud: Alright! but seriously, there's a tonberry behind you!

Tifa: I'll look, but this is the last time... *turns around*

Cloud: *runs off* SUCKER!!!
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From: MasterTiamat07 | Posted: 8/2/2004 12:53:33 AM | Message Detail

Oh, and guys? I just made forums to go with my new site. http://masterbahamut07.proboards32.com/index.cgi I'd love to see all of you there.
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From: excelerator3F | Posted: 8/2/2004 12:55:20 AM | Message Detail

Utter coincidence, I just made a proboard today as well...heh.

(I'm not sure if I'll join though, I have lots of forums on my hands lately)
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From: acred24 | Posted: 8/2/2004 1:11:32 AM | Message Detail

Haha....(6700th message on this board now)
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/3/2004 9:10:31 AM | Message Detail

Hey...this topic needs a bump. So BUMP! And I have to go get ready for therapy now......later
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From: Cambrios | Posted: 8/3/2004 9:44:04 AM | Message Detail

clone: come to the reunion

cloud: ah, a reunion is: A gathering of the members of a group who have been separated, of course I know what that is.

director:........

cid: you dumbass *hits cloud on the head

cloud:.....what, who are you guys

cid: ah crap

director: no wait!!! now we can reprogram him to do it right. *calls a hypnotist

Cloud: wtf, get away from me, I have to go to the
REUNION!!!!
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/3/2004 10:02:50 PM | Message Detail

Okay, here is a mini crap blooper that I had in mind and would like to introduce. Its called, "The Cheese Blooper" *wink*

One day, Cloud was getting chased by two wedges of cheese.

Cloud: "Jesus Christ, man! You two really need to know some anger management! I mean, you two are chasing me just because I CUT YOU IN LINE!?!?"

2nd wedge of cheese: *sniff* "Ummm... Sir... We probably shouldn't chase him anymore..."
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From: RRx3 | Posted: 8/4/2004 9:44:21 AM | Message Detail

Lol, wow, this topic is actually alive =O! Keep it up, guys, I'll join in after this one closes if you guys make a new one..
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From: Lord Onyx | Posted: 8/4/2004 10:07:22 AM | Message Detail

*Blatant Tales of Symphonia rip-off*

*Sephiroth fails at killing Aeris and runs off into the darkness*

Aeris: I sure hope we see Sephiroth again

Cloud: What!? He's trying to kill you!

Aeris: Ya, when we become friends I'll have to ask him why he was doing that.

Cloud: What!? Become friends!? How do you plan on doing that!?

Aeris: Well what would you suggest?

Cloud: Why do I have to come up with the plan!?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/5/2004 9:11:18 AM | Message Detail

Bump............
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/6/2004 6:06:20 PM | Message Detail

Why does this topic go through ups and downs?
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From: FLodF | Posted: 8/6/2004 8:57:43 PM | Message Detail

i dont know but the bloopers already here are funny as ****
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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/6/2004 9:10:52 PM | Message Detail

*Sephiroth Stabs Aerith*
*cloud lays Aerith in the pool and lets go*
Anonymous: WRONG!

Director: What the hell? Who are you?

Anonymous: She's not dead.

Director: What the hell are you talking aout? It says right here in the script that she dies.

Anonymous: Yes, but my name is Jax1299, and this is the vaguest thing I've ever seen.

Director: Vague? I've got a 6-foot sword sticking out of her body.

Jax1299: Yes, but there's no blood.

Director: You want blood?

Jax1299: Yes.

Director: Ok. Problem is that we've ruined that last take. We need another Aerith.

Jax1299: Not my problem.

Director: Yes, it is.

*Director jumps on Jax, tieing him up. He then puts Jax in Aerith's clothing and puts a wig on Jax*

Director: Hey, not too bad. Ok, everyone, places!

Jax1299: MMmMMPh....mmmpmphphp.

Cloud: What did he say?

Director: He said "I'm ready." ACTION!

*Sephiroth flies down, running his sword through Jax1299*
*Jax falls forward, lifeless*

Director: CUT!

*Director walks up to Jax*

Director: IS THAT DEAD ENOUGH FOR YA?
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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/6/2004 9:54:08 PM | Message Detail

Nobody liked my blooper?
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/7/2004 12:16:38 PM | Message Detail

I thought it was funny Trisket.
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From: FLodF | Posted: 8/7/2004 12:58:14 PM | Message Detail

i thought it was funny
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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/7/2004 2:32:44 PM | Message Detail

^.^
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/8/2004 1:14:14 AM | Message Detail

One of the funniest things I've read.
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From: FLodF | Posted: 8/8/2004 1:12:44 PM | Message Detail

u should make more like that
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From: Chaotic Warrior | Posted: 8/8/2004 1:25:14 PM | Message Detail

hmm topic is almost at 500....should start another one...

anyways watch out for BuMpY roads


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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/8/2004 1:48:13 PM | Message Detail

I'll think about another. I wanted to make this one longer, but I figured that being more concise would make it funnier.

I'll have to wait and see what Jax argues next.
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From: CaptHawkeye (gs) | Posted: 8/8/2004 1:54:59 PM | Message Detail

Sephiroth: Cloud, I am... your second uncle twice removed!

Cloud: NOOOOOOOOO! Wait you mean your not my father.

Sephiroth: What the *looks at script* Awww ****.

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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/8/2004 9:07:41 PM | Message Detail

*Cloud and co. fight Jenova-LIFE*
*they win*
*someone is laughing off-stage*

Director: CUT! Who the hell was that laughing?

Anonymous: It was me. I just find it funny that you people actually think you were fighting something.

Director: What? What do you mean?

Anonymous: Well, you're only fighting Cloud's inner demons.

Cloud: Listen, whoever you are-

Anonymous: Jax1299...my name is Jax1299.

Cloud: Ok, Jax1299, what makes you think we are fighting *my* inner demons?

Jax1299: Well, you told Aerith to get away from you.

Aerith: Well, yeah, but he was being controlled by Sephiroth.

Jax1299: No, he wasn't. He was fighting with his inner demons which he is able to manifest in this fight.

Cloud and Co.: .....

Director: You think it's not real?

Jax1299: Yes. It's not real.

Director: You think they are fighting something that's not real?

Jax1299: Correct.

Director: Ok. Say...you look like Cloud. Wanna try being him in some scenes?

Jax1299: No. I hate FFVII. I'm just here because I hate it.

*Director and cast prounce on Jax, tieing him up*
*Places a spikey blonde wig on Jax, dresses Jax like Cloud*

Director: You're done for the day, Cloud, see you tomorrow. Good work.

Cloud: Thanks. Good luck, kid.

Jax1299: I hate you, fanboy.

*Director gags him*

Jax1299: mppphh..MMPPPHH

Director: Ok, now we're gonna film the Jenova-LIFE Game Over scene. Ready for it Jax?

Jax1299: mmpppph.

Director: Not scared? You're facing Jenova!

Jax1299: mmpph..mppppppphmmmphphppph.

Tifa: I think he said that it's not real and won't hurt him, but that he can play dead pretty well.

Director: Ok, then. ACTION!

*Tifa and Barret lay down, KOed*
*Jenova turns to Jax1299 and slashes*
*Jax1299 falls to the floor, lifeless, his eyes slowly closing*

Director: CUT!

*Director walks up to Jax1299*

Director: GAME OVER!
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/8/2004 9:29:15 PM | Message Detail

Haha, Trisket. I like how you're making Jax look very stupid.
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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/8/2004 9:32:40 PM | Message Detail

It's not hard. He gives me lots of material.
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From: Kargoth | Posted: 8/8/2004 9:50:28 PM | Message Detail

Lol... i like your stories Trisket but I dunno who is Jax1299... Anyways keep it up!
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From: FLodF | Posted: 8/8/2004 10:04:24 PM | Message Detail

Director: GAME OVER!


HAha classic...
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From: TriskettheKid | Posted: 8/8/2004 10:49:56 PM | Message Detail

Director: Ok everyone, gather around. I've got an announcement here.

*everyone gathers except Red XIII"

Director: Red, finish burying that bone then get your sorry ass over here.

*Red buries his bone and wanders over with the rest of the group*

Director: The lawyers for Square have told us that they want us to stop using our weapons, saying they are too dangerous.

Cloud: Dangerous?

Cid: What do you mean?

Director: Well, they've come up with some ideas that would make for a better image for kids. Let's see....

*pulls out a list*

Director: Aerith!

Aerith: Yes?

Director: Hand over your staff.

*Aerith does so*

Director: You're new weapon is this.

*Hands Aerith an Umbrella*

Aerith: And Umbrella? How am I supposed to have my big fight scene with Sephiroth?

Director: I'll talk to you later about that. Cloud!

*Cloud hands over Nail Bat*

Cloud: What the hell is this thing?
*tries to do victory swing, knocks Aerith in the head*
Cloud: Oh my....I think I killed her.

Director: That's alright, she doesn't have any lines in her last scene. Cid!

Cid: ****ing lawyers.
*hands over Lance*
*Is handed a Mop*
Cid: Oh you have got to be ****ing joking. How othe **** am I supposed to do anything with this piece of ****?

Director: Be creative. At least you can be literal now when you tell people you're gonna mop the floor with them...hahahahaha...

Cid (to himself): I'm gonna get my ****ing spear back and then you're ****ing dead.

Director: What was that?

Cid: Nothing, just practicing smoking.

Director: That's all for now. I'll keep you updated.
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From: yoohoo65 | Posted: 8/8/2004 10:59:48 PM | Message Detail

Oh, jeez... This is the last page of this topic... This should be my last summer Blooper for this topic and then it is off to the quiet times...

Summer Blooper

In the FFVII beach...

Cloud: "It is so hot... I sure can use a swim." *warms up* "Cannonball!" *dives in the water and hits a crab with his head*

Crab: "Grr..." *cuts off Cloud's wang*

Cloud: "ARGH!" *runs off the water and finds his wang and bathing suit missing* "NOOOO!!!"

Barret: "Holy crap! Is he pissing blood? Yoohoo65, shouldn't you do something?"

yoohoo65: "..."

Cid: "Help! I'm drowning in red piss!"

yoohoo65: "..."

Red XIII: "ARGH! I can't swim!" *drowns*

Everyone on the beach drowns except for yoohoo65.

yoohoo65: "Good thing that I was on this high lifeguard bench thingy. Now how the hell am I gonna get down? Oh, jeez..."

Then yoohoo65's boss came and put up a sign that said, "Dumb Lifeguard on Duty"

The End.

Have a nice summer! NOT! Hehe...
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From: excelerator3F | Posted: 8/9/2004 3:09:22 AM | Message Detail

The hour draws near, my first 500 topic on the FFVIIgb, heh.
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From: RRx3 | Posted: 8/9/2004 5:48:09 AM | Message Detail

I wouldn't dare say it was "your" topic, even though you created it....you barely pay attention to it, and you posted like...5 messages total. So meh, technically it IS your topic, but, then again, you would of let it rot instead of carry it on >_<.

Emma's Translation: You are an asshat. This is not your topic. **** off. Have a nice day....
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/9/2004 5:51:31 AM | Message Detail

Wow this topic IS going to close before the end of the summer....Wow......this is something!

And ONLY yoohoo, bahamut, or I can make part 3...get it?
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From: RRx3 | Posted: 8/9/2004 5:51:56 AM | Message Detail

Must...get....500th post...
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From: RRx3 | Posted: 8/9/2004 5:52:24 AM | Message Detail

Almost...there...w00t!
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From: Talic300 | Posted: 8/9/2004 5:52:52 AM | Message Detail

I guess I'll make the topic then..........
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