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So...I'm gonna be an uncle

From: Talic | Posted: April 2, 2015, 10:51:55 | Message Detail | Quote | #001
Sister got married last October and I just found out she's gonna have a baby.

Cheers?
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From: Lethal | Posted: April 2, 2015, 12:00:32 | Message Detail | Quote | #002
Yeah man, cheers. Remember to be the cool uncle though, not uncle bad-touch.
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From: BlaargGaakSnort | Posted: April 3, 2015, 5:28:27 | Message Detail | Quote | #003
That IS the cool uncle, though.
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From: Lobsterpunch | Posted: April 4, 2015, 13:10:33 | Message Detail | Quote | #004
Cheers! Get them to name it "Talic"
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From: Darth Nightmaricus | Posted: April 5, 2015, 17:54:08 | Message Detail | Quote | #005
I just became an uncle on Tuesday.

The baby's name is Luna Astra.

Terrible naem.
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From: Lethal | Posted: April 6, 2015, 12:33:44 | Message Detail | Quote | #006
Jesus, that is fucking terrible. If you're going to go with a space theme for your kid's name, might as well go all the way and just call it Moon Unit.
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From: Lobsterpunch | Posted: April 7, 2015, 5:38:27 | Message Detail | Quote | #007
Space Dick.
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From: Nick | Posted: April 7, 2015, 6:43:45 | Message Detail | Quote | #008
Sir Rocket Uranus IV, Earl of SpaceDicksville
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From: Talic | Posted: April 7, 2015, 11:14:51 | Message Detail | Quote | #009
Well this topic derailed rather quickly.

I will try Saint, but no promises. They aren't even gonna find out the sex of the baby until it is born. which is kinda cool though.
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The Hall of Thrax
IIRC, Africa gave us AIDS.
I would take it in the ass from Harrison Ford tbqh
From: Lobsterpunch | Posted: April 12, 2015, 15:25:16 | Message Detail | Quote | #010
I definitely meant Space Dick the first time...so do that one instead, please.
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From: Link Dude | Posted: April 14, 2015, 11:17:25 | Message Detail | Quote | #011
Hope they don't decorate the nursery then.
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From: Talic | Posted: April 16, 2015, 4:58:56 | Message Detail | Quote | #012
They are picking green as a neutral color for the nursery and stuff.
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The Hall of Thrax
IIRC, Africa gave us AIDS.
I would take it in the ass from Harrison Ford tbqh
From: Link Dude | Posted: April 19, 2015, 15:43:35 | Message Detail | Quote | #013
Green is a terrible color for a room for almost any reason.
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From: Lobsterpunch | Posted: April 24, 2015, 9:49:29 | Message Detail | Quote | #014
Green is supposed to be a calming colour. Good bedroom colour.
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