Jokes

how many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb

From: BastardPenguin | Posted: April 23, 2010, 9:51:08 | Message Detail | Quote | #001
two really small ones
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From: Ohnoesasaurus | Posted: April 24, 2010, 8:12:46 | Message Detail | Quote | #002
I don't get it.
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From: apoc50 | Posted: April 24, 2010, 14:55:11 | Message Detail | Quote | #003
Huh?
From: BastardPenguin | Posted: April 25, 2010, 12:24:09 | Message Detail | Quote | #004
like sexual relations
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From: Deuce | Posted: April 25, 2010, 18:58:37 | Message Detail | Quote | #005
My living room light bulb burned out again this weekend.

There're were no small black people in it though.

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From: BastardPenguin | Posted: April 25, 2010, 19:08:01 | Message Detail | Quote | #006
your light bulbs must have black people in them since they never work

^5 self
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From: ididitforthelulz | Posted: April 28, 2010, 6:09:00 | Message Detail | Quote | #007
Thrax has better black jokes, and those suck.
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From: BastardPenguin | Posted: April 28, 2010, 13:43:36 | Message Detail | Quote | #008
like your mom xfd
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From: ididitforthelulz | Posted: April 29, 2010, 5:15:05 | Message Detail | Quote | #009
Bitch, the only comeback I want is off your mom's lips.
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From: BastardPenguin | Posted: April 29, 2010, 11:27:43 | Message Detail | Quote | #010
haha you eat your own semen
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From: ididitforthelulz | Posted: April 29, 2010, 12:02:48 | Message Detail | Quote | #011
I'd ask you to read again but I know that's too much of a strain on you.
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From: BastardPenguin | Posted: April 29, 2010, 12:22:31 | Message Detail | Quote | #012
your mom got an abortion on april fools day
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From: ididitforthelulz | Posted: April 29, 2010, 12:35:41 | Message Detail | Quote | #013
You birthday wasn't on April Fool's Day but your mom still felt like God just pranked her.
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From: BastardPenguin | Posted: April 29, 2010, 16:52:02 | Message Detail | Quote | #014
my mom didn't give birth to link dude
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[E] From: ididitforthelulz | Posted: April 30, 2010, 5:28:42 | Message Detail | Quote | #015
The repeated suicide attempts might've been avoided if she had.
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From: BastardPenguin | Posted: April 30, 2010, 15:46:33 | Message Detail | Quote | #016
your mom isn't that bad
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From: ididitforthelulz | Posted: April 30, 2010, 20:13:24 | Message Detail | Quote | #017
No one would seem bad with 2 inches for 2 minutes.
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From: BastardPenguin | Posted: April 30, 2010, 21:33:35 | Message Detail | Quote | #018
your mom has a penis?
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From: ididitforthelulz | Posted: May 1, 2010, 16:31:27 | Message Detail | Quote | #019
...That was so fucking bad it give me psoriasis.
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From: Thrax | Posted: May 1, 2010, 16:48:02 | Message Detail | Quote | #020
Your mom's penis gave you psoriasis?
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From: ididitforthelulz | Posted: May 1, 2010, 17:06:35 | Message Detail | Quote | #021
Here I am saying even you have better jokes and you come in just to prove me wrong.
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From: Thrax | Posted: May 1, 2010, 19:07:54 | Message Detail | Quote | #022
i was too busy fucking your mom pre-penis to think of a better joke
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From: ididitforthelulz | Posted: May 1, 2010, 19:19:05 | Message Detail | Quote | #023
Oh god, you have no penis and fucked my mom? Hmph, I just made a joke on your level, I feel dirty.
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From: Thrax | Posted: May 1, 2010, 19:55:08 | Message Detail | Quote | #024
your mom felt dirty after i smeared my ass on her face
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From: ididitforthelulz | Posted: May 1, 2010, 20:04:38 | Message Detail | Quote | #025
Don't you mean all 12 of your asses you fat sack of crap?
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From: Thrax | Posted: May 1, 2010, 20:13:15 | Message Detail | Quote | #026
your mom seemed to enjoy them
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From: ididitforthelulz | Posted: May 1, 2010, 20:37:15 | Message Detail | Quote | #027
Like you'd know how to bring joy to any woman.
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From: Thrax | Posted: May 2, 2010, 12:07:31 | Message Detail | Quote | #028
joy is the stuff that comes out of my penis and lands on your mom's face
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From: Talic | Posted: May 2, 2010, 18:51:39 | Message Detail | Quote | #029
Lol I almost want to sig that^
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From: BastardPenguin | Posted: May 2, 2010, 21:18:49 | Message Detail | Quote | #030
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